"Holy shit, run away, run away." Bei Gonghua is usually aloof and flamboyant. She is a great protector in the Xishan Sect and no one dares to mess with her. Every thing comes down, so let's make some tofu!
Bei Gonghua was so frightened that she turned around and ran away. She suddenly yelled at Feng Ziyue, which scared the guards and made them run away!
There was a commotion in the courtyard.
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were under the haystacks in the courtyard. Just now, they were afraid of being encountered by Bei Gonghua. After entering the courtyard, Feng Ziyue had an extra thought and did not go directly into the house. He pulled Ji Beili to crawl into the grass on the south wall. Inside the stack.
Bei Gonghua led the escort team and rushed into the courtyard as if they were raiding the village. The two of them could see clearly.
Seeing Bei Gonghua running away in embarrassment, Ji Beili was so happy that his neck cramped, he rolled his eyes and hit Feng Ziyue on the head.
Feng Ziyue's feet clicked in anger, "You're looking for death, don't laugh, you'll cause trouble for the escort!"
Ji Beili rolled his bitch eyes and laughed without saying a word.
Suddenly there was a bang at the courtyard door.
The two looked quickly along the gaps in the haystacks.
Codes.
Bei Gonghua led the escort back to the courtyard, "Search, search, search, search. If you encounter Feng Ziyue, kill without mercy. Kill without mercy." The old witch Bei Gonghua stood on the well platform with her arms akimbo. , eyes rolling around, looking around with a venom scimitar in hand.
Under your orders, the 50 and 60-year-old guards searched her noisily.
Bei Gonghua suddenly returned to the courtyard. Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were stunned and nervous. They felt bad. At this time, they were not alone against Bei Gonghua.
Godfather, I'm afraid, why don't I surrender and give you away? I haven't married yet and I don't want to die. Ji Beili cried and discussed with Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue was cheerful and slapped Ji Beili in a series of slaps without warning, causing Ji Beili's head to shake from side to side and stars appearing in front of his eyes. "You're a despicable and shameless villain, a dignified seven-foot man. Oh no, you are at most about 1.6 meters tall. You must be a seven-foot man. How can you be afraid of death and surrender to your opponents? You are an incompetent person. A man is upright and cannot be a petty person." People."
Ji Beili saw that what Feng Ziyue said made sense, and he was ambitious and decided to fight Bei Gonghua, "Godfather, you give the order to charge, I will be the first to charge into the battle."
No no no.
Need not.
You stay where you are, and I will step forward. I will stand up like a man.
Ji Beili was moved to tears. "Daddy, if you have any good ideas, please tell me."
Feng Ziyue lay proudly and firmly in the haystack, not daring to move, and said, "I decided to hold Bei Gonghua's thigh and kowtow for mercy. By the way, I will betroth you to the old witch. In this way, we may be able to survive."
Maybe you can have children with the old witch in the future.
I am your distant relative. From now on we will be a family, quite good relatives.
After hearing this, Ji Beili cursed and cursed.
Damn, I was so angry that I almost changed my gender. I gave him a thumbs up, "Tall, really tall. This is what you call a man."
"Godfather, there are rumors in the world that you are very bad, bad and breathable. Many martial arts masters have learned how bad you are. The people I know include Huanglang, Hongshuanggou, Sanque Taoist, Gaitian Chou, Heiding Yungu, Hu Yuanxi, Zhou Jifeng and others."
"The other Bei Gonghua, Fei Goose Poison Sword, Yin Beast Soul, Yang Suo Po, Kuang Mo Tian, Fang Qingbo, Whirlwind Ghost, and Sui Lanhu have all been tricked by you."
"Hey, godfather, you are really a rising star in the martial arts world, you are so shameless and invincible."
Ji Beili was really angry at this time and talked a lot. Feng Ziyue took out the Xuankun needle and licked it, which made Ji Beili smile quickly and say New Year greetings.
The wind was blowing in the haystack, and it was raining. Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were wondering why it suddenly rained on a sunny day. They looked up along the gap at the bottom of the haystack and saw four guards standing in front of the haystack, humming a tune and peeing. Woolen cloth!
Holy shit.
Damn it.
You go and take off their little brother. Ji Beili shook his head, "Daddy, please bear with me, look at the old witch Beigonghua coming over."
Feng Ziyue held the Xuankun needle tightly, and as soon as she was discovered, she would go out of her way to kill the two people behind her.
You are looking for death. You are peeing in front of this great protector. When the guards saw the old witch approaching, they were so frightened that they hurriedly pulled up their pants and stood aside. Bei Gonghua looked at the haystack and asked, "What did you find in the search?"
Reporting back to the Great Protector, there is no one in the courtyard, and there is no trace of Feng Ziyue as you mentioned. Did you make a mistake just now?
Um.
Bei Gonghua winked at the fat male guard with pointed hair. The male guard did not dare to neglect and quickly returned the look.
The old witch looked towards the haystack. Suddenly Feng Ziyue felt sick in her stomach and farted loudly, causing the haystack to shake.
Bei Gonghua quickly pushed the fat male guard to the front just in case, searched for me, and opened the haystack.
Ji Beili looked at Feng Ziyue and said, "Godfather, we have worked hard. Let's run as fast as we can for good luck later."
The guards stabbed the haystacks with their swords.
Feng Ziyue held her breath and stared at Bei Gonghua, deciding to assassinate her desperately.
The haystack swayed and collapsed, and suddenly someone on the wall shouted, Great Protector, Great Protector, Feng Ziyue is back!
Before the guard finished speaking, Beigong Hua did not turn around and jumped out of the window to enter the house. The guards were also afraid that Feng Ziyue would stand there and act like a sculpture.
They were really afraid of Feng Ziyue and were afraid of being beaten by Feng Ziyue!
There were footsteps outside the courtyard and whistles getting closer and closer. I pushed the door and entered the courtyard. Oh, I said, who are you and why are you here?
Bei Gonghua looked out the window and saw that the people in the courtyard were really Feng Ziyue. She trembled and scratched her ears and cheeks at a loss!
Fifty or sixty guards in the courtyard pretended to be statues, and when they saw Feng Ziyue in front of them, they were so scared that they trembled and sang and danced on the spot.
Below the haystack, Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili were dumbfounded, "What a shame, he really looks like me!" After a cold look, the man who came in looked like Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue didn't know the guards at all, so he cheerfully stepped forward to shake hands and say hello, "Hello everyone, are you playing sculpture art? It's interesting to sing and dance." The guards were so frightened that they lost their minds and laughed.
In order to escape, the fat male guard diverted his attention and pointed into the house and said, "Master Feng, go quickly, go quickly, Bei Gonghua is inside." Feng Ziyue didn't know Bei Gonghua, so she thought she was a beauty after hearing the name, so she strode forward. Run to the door of the house.
When Bei Gonghua heard the fat man yelling in anger at betraying her, she kicked out the window with her venom scimitar and flew out. Hey, hey, it's so good to fall in front of the fake Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue was stunned, "What are you doing, ghost, living ghost, this is the first time he has seen a living person who looks like a wild ghost!"
Bei Gonghua did not dare to use force and smiled playfully, "Feng Daxia is so funny. I am not a living ghost. I am Bei Gonghua."
"I will sing and dance for you, give you a back massage and a pedicure, long live long live long live long live!" Bei Gonghua was so frightened that she could not speak coherently. She was really afraid of Feng Ziyue!
Well, okay, you run around the deep well in the courtyard ten times, and then stand on the well platform and learn how to bark. I won't care about today. Later I will climb the wall and leave the hospital to return to the fishing village!