Ji Beili was very cunning and knowledgeable. He chuckled and said to the maid, "Brother, you are very handsome. My wife must like you. I won't run away. I just came to say hello and get to know you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you." meeting."
Nice to meet you, grandma, what a leg!
I am a beauty, a beauty!
How dare you call me eldest brother and call me heroic, I'm going to kill you. The maid rolled up her arms and sleeves angrily, and used a woman's exclusive patent of ruthless sex. After a quick check, Ji Beili was already prepared and quickly escaped.
Bai Rui and his wife could clearly see the noise at the door. Instead of getting angry, they watched the monkey show and danced happily.
Ji Beili quickly stepped forward and stared at the snacks on the table. He and Feng Ziyue hadn't eaten or drank for two days!
As the saying goes, people are like iron and rice is like steel. If you don’t eat one meal, you will be hungry!
Bai Rui looked at Madam who was so happy that she couldn't walk upright. "Madam, madam, look, the beggar is starving to death. This is the person you believe has the special skills of a beggar. Get rid of him quickly!"
Mrs. Bai Rui looked like a savage and Ji Beili had doubts in her heart. She frowned and could not lose face for herself. She gritted her teeth and yelled loudly, "You guys know nothing. This is an expert not showing his face, and showing his face is not a real person."
The visitor is ready to eat and drink, and I will personally entertain the two beggars.
Before he could finish his words, there was a jingle of jingles!
The scene was in a mess, plates fell on the table, and Ji Beili was nowhere to be found!
Holy shit.
God is also a man.
Sure enough, the real person did not show his face and became invisible, Bai Ruidu said.
The maid pointed at the bottom of the table, "Dean, madam, look here, look here."
Bai Rui and his wife leaned over and saw Ji Beili eating walnuts in his left hand and apples in his right hand, without spitting out the skin. The special eating gestures made Bai Rui, his wife and the maid and thug give a thumbs up. Sure enough, he was a real person who didn't show his appearance and was capable.
Ji Beili was so hungry that he almost went crazy. He didn't even know where he got the strength to chew walnuts!
The room burst into laughter.
Soon the table will be filled with delicious food.
Ji Beili didn't dare to ask Feng Ziyue to eat together, fearing that he wouldn't have enough to eat, so he chuckled looking at the table full of delicious food.
The half-dead man on the bed smelled the fragrance from the moon, and came to the table tremblingly. The two looked at each other and started eating frantically.
Holy shit.
The whole table of delicious food was finished in a blink of an eye. The plates and bowls were almost clean and there was no need to wash them. It is estimated that if the plates and bowls were almost edible, they would also be eaten.
After having enough wine and food, Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue leaned on the recliner, crossed their legs, and picked their teeth with a wire!
The angry eldest lady's hair stood up and she groaned.
Maid, the thug doesn’t know whether to cry or laugh!
Bai Rui hugged the thug angrily and had hallucinations. He took off his clothes and touched him randomly, "Beauty, beauty, come on, come on, come and play with the king!"
The thug didn't pay attention and kissed Bai Rui mouth to mouth. Kissing between a man and a woman is normal, but it must be abnormal for a man to kiss a man!
The bearded man slapped me unceremoniously, slapped and pushed me, "What a bastard, you're so perverted, disgusting, disgusting, you've ruined my innocence."
After being beaten, Bai Rui's hallucinations became more serious. Seeing the bearded man getting more and more beautiful, he said coquettishly, "Honey, hit me quickly, hit me, hit me, it feels so good." Bai Rui took off his shirt as he spoke. , pounced on the bearded thug, and the bearded man was so frightened that he cursed and jumped out of the window and left!
The bearded man was gone and never came back, and there was no news from him. Later, I heard that he had undergone sex reassignment surgery and was living in seclusion!
Bai Rui looked at the other ten male thugs and teased with a playful smile, "Beauties, come here quickly, come here quickly, rush forward!" The male thugs were so frightened that they ran around in panic!
The eldest lady knew that Bai Rui was hallucinating and shouted, "Xiao Cui, Lu Hua, Er Niu, Ding Xiang, come forward and stop the doctor!" When the four maids saw Bai Rui foaming at the mouth and jumping up and down, they heard When his wife asked him to stop him, he immediately trembled and feared, struggling with his thoughts and not daring to step forward!
Madam picked up the fruit knife and licked it, do you want to die?
The four maids could not stop Bai Rui, "Mother, doctor, dean, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, Bai Rui has many titles!"
When Bai Rui saw the four maids blowing their beards, they glared and yelled, "You four gentlemen want to die. How dare you stop me from chasing a beauty? Get away." Bai Rui unceremoniously pulled out a big knife from his waist and started hacking at her!
There was a big chaos in the house!
Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue were not surprised at all. They picked their teeth, burped and watched the fun.
The eldest lady flew up and circled around with her foot, hitting Bai Rui in the lower back. She returned to normal with a whoop.
Madam, madam, why did you hit me?
snort.
a shame.
Hallucinations occur.
Feng Ziyue frowned and thought to herself, Madam and Bai Rui are still in a hurry!
Bai Rui rubbed his waist and looked at Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue, "Come here, come here, drive these two impolite beggars away, drive them away."
Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue were very sensible, so they quickly sat down and stopped being arrogant.
well.
Forget it, forget it, it's normal for beggars not to understand the rules. As the saying goes, people who are arrogant must have the ability. I didn't chase them. They really have a patent for beggars. The eldest lady said that no one dared to drive them away.
Even Bai Rui must obey.
Bai Rui ordered the maids and thugs to clean up the scene, and the eldest lady arranged her hair and came to them with a playful smile, "Oh, let me tell you, you two, your beggar fuck can really beautify your face, and can a man be virile if he practices it?" The eldest lady was half convinced by Ji Beili. the words said.
In the morning, Ji Beili glared and lied, saying that he practiced beggar's exercises to beautify his face, and that men practiced majesty and power.
He didn't hear clearly when Feng Ziyue was in a semi-conscious state in the morning. After the eldest lady asked, Feng Ziyue was at a loss and stunned, "What, what did you say?"
The eldest lady, Bai Rui, the maid and the thug have many questions floating in their minds...!
When Ji Beili saw that his secret was about to be exposed, he let out a night owl cry, which scared everyone back and even Feng Ziyue trembled in fright.
Ji Beili's eyes rolled around, he wiped his mouth and bared his teeth in a smile that looked like he wanted to be beaten, "Madam, doctor, you don't need to question it, we do have a patented beggar exercise that can beautify and nourish the face. Men practice to be powerful and mighty. I, the beggar boss, deliberately Pretending not to know, I don’t want the patent to be given away for no reason unless it can cure the virus.”
Ji Beili's eyes drifted towards Feng Ziyue.
Feng Ziyue understood in her heart, and she naturally glared and lied, "Ang, yes, yes, yes, that's right, I don't want to give you the beggar meatballs!"
Ji Beili quickly reminded, boss, it’s not beggar meatballs, it’s beggar fuck, beggar fuck, you must not leak our patented gourmet meatball recipe!
Feng Ziyue hurriedly changed her mind, "Yes, yes, beggar exercise, I can teach it to you. I hope you can help me remove the venom exchange in my body."
Bai Rui pulled the hem of Madam's clothes and whispered, "Well, I said, we can cure them. If we get the beggar fuck and the meatball recipe, we can make a lot of money."
Um.
Uh-huh.
