No head, yes, no head, the woman laughed and cried, cried miserably.
"You two come and accompany me to fight landlords or tie up golden flowers. Otherwise, I will take you two to the underground city for a trip."
Feng Ziyue, who was dying of poisoning, danced and laughed at the unknown object's words.
Ji Beili looked like he was going crazy. His eyes were blazing and he slapped his mouth. He was probably frightened to the point of losing his mind.
Feng Ziyue was afraid that the female ghost was not normal, so she quickly responded, "Okay, okay, let's fight the Landlord together to make a golden flower. You tell me how big the bet is."
"Very good, hum, I like it. The long-haired woman in red robe fluttered to the corner and stared at the two of them. Oh no, to be precise, the woman with disheveled hair pointed her hair at them."
"Let's bet on arms and legs. I've been lying in the grave rotting for many years. My arms and legs are gone, and my head is gone. I want to win the arms, legs and head."
"You two should discuss who's head is suitable?"
No, no, no, I am a person who cheats, steals, burns, kills, and loots all kinds of evil. My arms, legs, and brain are poisonous. I am not suitable for you.
Look at him. Ji Beili pointed at Feng Ziyue and said, "He can do it. He's average-looking, but he's capable and he's also breathtaking. He's suitable for you."
"You two fight the landlord to tie up golden flowers. I will prepare a eucalyptus board for you two. Later, I will cut down the living people into eight pieces and prepare a supper by the way."
Ji Beili stood up for himself at the critical moment and completely pushed Feng Ziyue out, as long as he survived!
Feng Ziyue was so angry that he farted and almost changed his gender. He didn't care about arguing with Ji Beili. He stared at the red-robed long-haired headless monster in front of him. If he did something, he would fight with all his strength!
Who knew that the long-haired headless monster in red robe actually agreed to Ji Beili's suggestion, "Okay, you are very thoughtful, just do as you said, go and get ready!"
Ji Beili was so happy that he farted loudly. Now, he had to run away even if he was chased by the vicious dog in the courtyard. It was so frightening!
obey.
I'll get ready right away.
Ji Beili whistled and hummed a tune excitedly.
As soon as he stood up, he screamed, and an inexplicable force hit him in the corner. His mouth was slapped repeatedly, and his nose, mouth and ears spurted blood. "You shameless thing, you are playing tricks on me and you want to run away!"
"I want your arms, legs and head. I saw the red-robed long-haired female monster in the darkness stretching out six or seven heads, long legs, and a two-meter-long tongue to lick Ji Beili's neck, then opened her bloody mouth and bit him. Brain!”
Ahhhhhh.
don't want.
don't want.
Ji Beili jumped high and ran around the room. Feng Ziyue, who was in a coma, opened his eyes and said, "Don't make any noise. If you attract people, we will both die!"
Ji Beili looked at the rain outside the window, touched his neck and his head was still there, peed his pants and shivered, holy shit, it turned out to be a dream!
In the cold night, violent storms, and the earth shook like earthquakes, the two of them were thirsty and hungry, waiting for dawn with desperate eyes.
Ji Beili struggled with his thoughts all night, got up early, and decided to run away with Feng Ziyue for the sake of gold and silver.
Feng Ziyue's legs and feet were weak due to poisoning. It took a lot of effort to push half of his body out of the window. Before he could push the lower half of his body, Bai Rui, his wife, the maid, and the thugs pushed the door in!
Both sides looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.
Ji Beili knew that Bai Rui and Mrs. Bai Rui were not good birds, so they laughed and did not support Feng Ziyue. Half of Feng Ziyue's body was hanging out of the window and half of her body was hanging in the house.
Feng Ziyue howled in pain!
What are you doing?
That's a bit interesting.
Didn't you see that the two stinky supper guys are trying to escape? Besides, we didn't tie you two up, did we?
What are you running for?
The eldest lady was nagging like a bitch.
Bai Rui signaled the thug to hand him the machete, why did you two run?
More than a dozen thugs and five or six maids surrounded Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue.
Ji Beili pretended to be extra calm, frowned and waved his hands naturally, "Mr. Bai, madam, all heroes, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, we are not trying to escape, my begging partner and I are practicing beggar's aerobics."
"If we can practice our exclusive patented exercises every day, within a month, the man will be virile and the woman will be beautiful."
"After practicing cultivation, this servant will become smarter and wiser."
Holy shit.
Ji Beili stared and lied without blinking, and he believed it himself.
Bai Rui looked at Madam.
Madam looked at Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue and laughed, "Okay, okay, quick, quick, quick, let the two beggars rest in the main house. These are our distinguished guests and friends. We will treat them well in the future."
As soon as the madam gave the order, her men immediately came forward to greet Ji Beili and pulled Feng Ziyue out of the window.
The maid and the thugs approached and the two of them retreated due to the stench. Bai Rui covered his nose and looked at the madam sideways, "Madam, I am a medical student. I feel that these two beggars are liars. They can just be sent away!"
snort.
You are the liar.
Don't underestimate these two beggars, they might actually have patented magic.
Let me tell you, these two people are my friends from now on. No one is allowed to let the news out, do you hear me?
obey.
Yes Yes Yes.
The maid and the thug tried not to laugh out loud. They all thought that the eldest lady and Bai Rui were crazy, and they actually believed the beggar's words.
When Ji Beili saw that his wife was so sinful and she was now a noble person, he quickly flattered her and said New Year greetings.
"Madam, this beggar seems to have been poisoned. Madam, please tell Dr. Bai Rui to treat him quickly!" Bai Rui puffed his beard and glared at Ji Beili's order.
Ji Beili quickly changed his words to say New Year greetings.
Carry it away, carry it away, go quickly, go quickly, the main house will treat you. Bai Rui has to listen to the madam's words, otherwise the madam will bring the flying goose poisonous sword, Yang Shui Po, and the empty monk to teach him!
Hi hi.
Ling Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili never expected that the hateful eldest lady would be conquered by a lie. They were both experienced in the world and were deceived. They didn't know whether it was true or false.
Anyway, the truth is that Mrs. Bai and Bai Rui treat them warmly.
After arriving at the main house, the living environment changed drastically.
The small courtyard is not very big. Although it is one floor, I dare not say that the decoration is magnificent. Anyway, the furnishings in the house make it possible to live a well-off life.
The venom in Feng Ziyue's body broke out, her lips were dry, she was sweating, and her eyes were lifeless. Ji Beili found Bai Rui and his wife sitting at a round table in the living room, chatting and laughing, with no intention of saving Feng Ziyue.
He boldly moved towards the door and wanted to run away, but five big and thick maids and thugs were blocking the door.
The maid didn't believe what Ji Beili said about the beggar's patented gymnastics, and said impatiently, "You, you, huh, do you want to run? If you dare to run, I will break your legs and the root of your tail."
Yeah.
It looks like he's about to run away, so I'll beat you to death. He gets angry just looking at you, and the thug picks up a machete and approaches!
Ji Beili looked at the formation and did not dare to break into it. With his nature, leaving would not be a problem. If he killed someone, he would definitely alert Fei Goose Poison Sword, Bei Gonghua, and the Yin and Yang Demons. Then he would be even more passive.
