Wait a moment, I will light the candle and stay with you.
Oh, I said, Fatty, you missed a key ingredient?
What seasoning?
Look at you, you put the green vegetables, pepper noodles, peppercorns, and chive flowers in the hot spring, quickly put the hot pot base into the hot spring, simmer over high heat, and the hot pot will be ready to eat in a while.
Eat human hotpot often.
The fat girl knelt down and kowtowed, "Master Mu misunderstood, misunderstood, I didn't mean to assassinate you!"
"You are wrong. What I put into the hot spring are herbs, not seasonings."
Mu Chaofeng took a closer look and really misunderstood the fat girl. The plum blossom-shaped open-air hot spring looked at the twinkling stars in the sky. Occasionally, shooting stars passed by with wishes. More than a dozen crows on the sycamore tree and the passing big-haired monkeys glanced at each other. It was beautiful. looks good!
Mu Chaofeng glanced sideways at the fat girl, then looked at the high courtyard wall, the doorway, and the roof. As expected, there were fifty or sixty shadows flashing.
Although the thieves were watching her and did not move anywhere, Mu Chaofeng had eyes and ears in all directions and could see clearly.
He took out a gold bar and gave it to the fat girl, "Thank you for your hard work, take it and find a man to play with." Damn it, let alone find a man to play with, even if you wrap up all the ducks, you won't be able to spend all the time playing. ah.
The excited fat girl danced, trembled her lips, and stammered excitedly, "Thank you so much, Master. My subordinates are willing to follow you to the death. Long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, kneel down and kowtow."
The fat girl was so excited that she couldn't see clearly at night. She knelt down and didn't pay attention to the hot spring in front of her. Plop, ouch, gulp, gulp, gulp! Drink enough water!
Holy shit.
Maybe it was because the fat girl was too heavy. After she fell into the water, all the hot spring water flew up into the air. Mu Chaofeng couldn't help but lie naked in the bare hot spring and laughed!
The two looked at each other and laughed.
On the roof, on the wall, at the door, the thieves who were monitoring Mu Chaofeng were farting happily.
Who is farting?
The farting sound was like a car horn, even the fat girl heard it.
The thieves lay motionless in the dark.
Mu Chaofeng flicked her wrist and the big tree in the corner shook violently. Gusts of wind blew up her veil, revealing her skeletal face. She deliberately stood up and raised her head to spin around in a 360-degree circle to look at the stars.
In the dark night, when the thieves saw Mu Chaofeng's skeletal face, they were so frightened that they became incontinent. More than a dozen thieves went crazy and sang, danced and bowed!
The other male and female thieves ran away!
well!
They forgot they were on the roof, and they were high up. They quickly stepped out of the air and fell to the ground, becoming cripples. The thieves ran away in all directions without caring about the pain, howling and shouting!
"Ghost, living ghost, living ghost"
"I'm done, you monster."
"Run quickly"
Mom.
Grandma.
Second aunt.
Ancestor!
The thieves were so frightened that they shouted nonsense. In the quiet night, the cottage in the wilderness suddenly became brightly lit and made a commotion.
Ha Deng quickly led people straight to Mu Chaofeng's residence.
Mu Chaofeng covered his veil, pretended that nothing happened, and continued to soak in the hot springs. He was looking for the fat girl who disappeared, and heard the sound of a pig!
Just now, the fat girl saw Mu Chaofeng's true appearance for the second time. She was so frightened that she got into the abandoned kennel in the corner and howled.
A group of thieves ran around and bumped into the old witch Har Deng in the lower courtyard of the cottage.
Stop, why run?
"Master, master, it's not good, run away. The person who calls herself little sister shows up in her true form at night. It's so scary, so scary, a living ghost, ah, no, a devil."
What is it when it shows its true form?
Holy shit.
A group of thieves, men and women, talked freely and added more and more to the words that came out of their mouths in less than ten minutes.
The bald man held up the torch, glared and lied, "The veiled girl who calls herself little sister, damn it, turns out to be a sow spirit with six legs, three tails, two heads, fangs over two meters long, and can't eat people." Spit out bones, it’s too scary, run away!”
Yeah.
I also saw the veiled girl spitting out her long tongue in the hot spring and sucking the fat girl into her stomach, spitting it out quickly, and then smashed it to pieces and ate her in an instant!
The old lady picking vegetables glared and interjected, "No, no, no, what you saw is what happened before. The veiled girl has indeed transformed into a monster, not a wild boar spirit. According to my many years of experience in cooking, the veiled girl has transformed into a liar." The dead old lady looks very much like you, the master!
It was quite a serious occasion, and many thieves jumped up and down in joy.
Oh, screams, the faces of the bald man and the thief are covered in blood!
Ha Deng crushed the old lady picking vegetables into pieces and rushed to Qianqian Erdaoyuan with the bloody head in his hand.
He flew into the courtyard and landed next to the hot spring. He was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him. Mu Chaofeng and Fatty Girl were eating melon seeds, eating fruits and chatting and laughing!
It was awkward for Ha Deng to suddenly appear on the scene.
Master Harlan, what's the point of your unexpected visit in the dead of night? Mu Chaofeng gestured for her to take a bath in the hot spring to talk, then threw a prickly durian towards Har Deng.
The fat girl was quickly thrown into the hot spring from the kennel by Mu Chaofeng. He told her not to talk nonsense, otherwise he would eat her later!
The chubby girl was leaning against the hot spring bathing in the hot spring with a smile on her face. There was gurgling and bubbling around her, which scared her so much that she peed and farted!
Ha Deng carefully looked at Mu Chaofeng and saw that everything was normal. Then he looked at the fat girl. He felt that she was enjoying herself and laughed at him.
Looking around, there were no corpses in the courtyard. Could it be that the person I saw just now was not Mu Chaofeng!
Ha Deng nodded in confusion and smiled slightly, "Master Mu, I know that you are superb in magic. I didn't dare to disturb you during the day. No, I came here quietly at night to ask for advice."
"Let's do this. You soak in the hot spring first. I'll come back tomorrow. Say goodbye and get some rest early."
Ha Deng said and turned around to leave.
It's not that easy to leave.
Before Mu Chaofeng could stop him, the fat girl couldn't wait to shout and climbed out of the hot spring, "Master, master, don't go, don't go, stay here quickly. I'm really scared, especially when I see Mu Daxia's true face in the dark night, then It’s really scary!”
"I can't say whether she is a living ghost or not. Anyway, she is a demon and it meets the criteria!"
"Please, don't go, don't go." The fat girl begged with tears in her eyes.
Ha Deng felt happy, holy shit, it turned out that the rumors in the world about Mu Chaofeng with a skeleton face were true.
She was not afraid, but rather curious. It would be better if she could see it with her own eyes.
profound.
Don't talk nonsense. Mu Daxia is a top master with boundless power. He is a human being, not a devil. What you just saw was an illusion. Go and make a bed for Mu Daxia.
It's getting late, go to bed early, take good care of Mu Daxia, and don't make any mistakes, otherwise, I'll blame you.
"Yes, Master."
Mu Chaofeng watched the back of the lamp disappear into the darkness on the wall, looked at the stars in the sky, smiled slightly, and went into the house to go to bed.
Mu Chaofeng slept particularly soundly that night. Before going to bed, he blocked all the doors and windows in the house with tables, chairs and benches. The fat girl did not dare to blink and stared at Mu Chaofeng, for fear that she would reveal her true form!
The sun is shining brightly, at the Baizhi Painting Academy in the northwest corner of Xishan School,
