He didn't understand what the two women meant.
You two, aunt, do we know each other?
"What."
"Shameless, why are you calling us!"
When the two women heard the word aunt, they rolled up their arms, rolled up their sleeves, curled their lips, glared, and grabbed Feng San by the collar to beat him!
Feng San was so confused that he really didn't understand why the two women were angry.
You two, why are you angry?
It seems that we have no grievances or grudges.
"It's a shameless thing. The short-haired woman took out her machete and licked it. The shining sword light was pressed against his throat."
"Boy, before you spoke just now, we had no hatred. Since you spoke, we have a deep hatred!"
"Today, I want you to understand what rhetoric is. Hurry up and praise us, otherwise, we will kill you!"
Feng Sanle's pig braying was, to be precise, as joyful as a fake corpse, and he hugged the two women with a bang.
The two women were so frightened that they pushed each other, "Brother, don't be impulsive. Don't be impulsive. If you have something to say, please speak it up. Your special code is so scary as if you were pretending to be a corpse!"
Feng San suddenly understood where he had gone wrong.
The two ladies are so beautiful.
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere in the scene suddenly became joyful, and two middle-aged women rushed to pour him wine and pick up food.
Feng San drank a small drink and cursed in his mind, "This special code is so hypocritical, so hypocritical!"
Why are you two calling me?
Two women suddenly took off their clothes and kissed him!
Come on come on.
drink wine.
drink wine.
No rush, no hurry.
Two women drank alcohol with purpose.
Feng San has seen women and played with women. Today, two women took the initiative to serve him, but it was rare. He was happy, picked up the wine gourd, and drank!
Six gourds of wine were poisoned, Feng San talked loudly and touched his hands randomly, and the two women hurriedly dodged.
The two looked at each other and nodded, then whipped out the hammer and hit Feng San!
Bang.
Oops.
Fainted.
Waking up with headaches, the sun was dazzling, and the fragrance of flowers hit his face. Feng San slowly got out of bed, rubbed his head, and came to the door.
Holy shit.
Looking around, you can see wild flowers all over the mountains, swarms of bees flying, and small rivers flowing into people's homes!
The environment is beautiful and wild.
Two women were sitting on a wooden pier, eating melon seeds and joking!
Feng San was very angry when he saw them. He was sure that these two women had brought him into the wild.
Looking around, there was a shovel under the eaves, cursing and hitting two women violently.
Before he could wait, the two women took action, and Feng San fell down with a groan.
Damn it.
There's also a sneak attack, what a shameless thing.
The red-haired weirdo cursed and grabbed Feng San's belt and hung him on the crooked neck tree.
Feng San woke up and saw a monster with red hair all over his body, his facial features moved, and a grinning monster standing in front of him. He was so scared that he peed his pants, "Ghost, monster, stay away from me."
Snap, snap, snap.
Ouch.
Two women picked up canes and beat him.
Feng San was beaten so hard that blood spurted out from his nose and mouth, and his whole body was covered in scars!
Feng San is not a fuel-saving lamp, he is also a knight, and he goes crazy and fights two girls with a short sword.
Not to mention, the strong wind whipped them around and the two women were beaten so hard that they ran away like crazy.
Feng San took advantage of the victory and pursued him, running into the woods. This kid didn't even look back and ran away. He could obviously kill two women without killing him. He knew that the red-haired weirdo in front of him was powerful.
Don't irritate the other person.
As soon as he ran into the woods, an inexplicable hot air hit him. Feng San realized that something was wrong and turned around to run. The hot air passed through his body, crackling and rumbling, and a forest shattered into pieces. More than a dozen large craters exploded on the ground, and rubble flew all over the sky!
Feng San was stunned for a moment, and the cold lightning knife was pressed against his throat, "Boy, you are so bad, you want to run, hum, you run."
"Run, I'll break your legs, then chop them into pieces and make soup." The red-haired weirdo said cheerfully.
Holy shit.
Seeing the red-haired weirdo Le in broad daylight looks like a wild bear becoming a spirit!
This big brother, a good man, we have no grievances, don't kill me, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, impulsive is the devil.
Before he finished speaking, the two men smacked each other in the house. Feng San was spinning three times forward and two and a half times backward, leaning against the big tree and counting the stars.
What a shameless thing, you are blind, I am a woman, a natural beauty!
You, boy, actually, dare to call me, big brother.
Are you looking for death?
"No, no, no, you are not seeking death, you are a special code. You look like a wild bear that has become a sperm. The special code is so scary that I can't tell the difference between men and women at all."
"You are wearing red hair, my special number, and there are no wild ghosts, so you are good!"
Hi hi.
There are also special codes, one set after another. Believe it or not, this king will kill you?
The red-haired weirdo was amused when he saw Feng Sanhang half-dead, "Oh, I said, call me, little sister, I will spare your life."
Really?
"certainly."
Feng Samai gritted his teeth and called her "little sister" with his conscience in mind. His reluctant expression was clearly visible.
The red-haired weirdo didn't care at all, he was cheerful. With a wave of his hand, the two women carried Feng San into the bamboo forest and arrived at a bamboo house.
After entering the house, Feng San was shocked. Holy shit, holy shit. There was a table full of delicacies and familiar faces sitting around the table.
Feng Ziyue, Ji Beili, Gao Feng, Fan Yujie, four of them, he was very familiar with these four people!
Especially after being subdued by the energy liquid of Hongshuigou in Gaofu City, she was captured by a female skeleton swordsman supported by a skeleton and used as a test subject to become a demon.
At first, Fan Yujie was infected with the energy liquid poison and passed it on to Feng San.
On the cliff snow peak, she had a duel with the fake Gao Feng's mother, Xi Qingyang.
Feng Ziyue used a strategy to rescue him.
Since then, Feng San has never seen Fan Yujie and Gao Feng again, especially missing Feng Ziyue.
Feng San never expected that Feng Ziyue, Ji Beili, Gao Feng and Fan Yujie would be together with the red-haired monster in the bamboo forest in the wilderness.
ah!
Ahhhhh!
OMG.
Brother Feng, Ji Beili, Gao Feng, Fan Yujie.
Feng San called their names and quickly stepped forward to hug Feng Ziyue.
After the hug, he quickly pushed away, "Who are you?"
There was something obviously wrong with Feng San hugging Feng Feng from the moon.
The fake Feng Ziyue, Ji Beili, Gao Feng and Fan Yujie did not mince words, they took off their disguise masks and laughed wildly.
Feng San was surprised to see four beautiful beauties in front of him. After being surprised for two years, he immediately shed tears, wiped the nosebleeds, and quickly stepped forward to shake hands one by one. He held each woman's hand with a vulgar look and said, "Hello, young lady." , it’s an honor to meet Ao.”
The four beauties happily did not shy away.
When Feng San shook hands with the red-haired weirdo, his expression immediately solidified and he said, "Old witch, wild ghost, ah, no, aunt, no, anyway, go to the woods and stand guard. I want to discuss important martial arts issues with these four beauties. By the way, Let’s compare physical fitness.”
Feng San was definitely kicked in the head by a donkey. His nose and face were bruised and swollen by the red-haired weirdo just now, and he spurted blood!
He knew that the red-haired weirdo was not easy to mess with, but... he forgot his last name after seeing the four beauties!
It was obviously very safe, and there was still cooperation happening, but alas, the result...!
