Feng San looked around, but there was no one.
Who are you?
What beautiful woman, come out quickly and stop making trouble!
Before he finished speaking, a black light flashed before his eyes. Feng San realized that something was attacking and wanted to hide, but alas, it was too late!
It flew into the woods with an ouch and hung on the crooked neck tree.
Holy shit.
There is a delicious smell of barbecue.
oops.
It hurts me so much.
Feng San shook his legs and held his buttocks. Two parts of his right shoulder were burning and painful.
After struggling hard, the branch broke and fell to the ground!
Rise up and lie down on the grass!
"snort."
"For the sake of getting to know my uncle, I will spare your life and hide quickly. Zhou Jifeng and the crazy Tengu man and woman are coming soon!"
Feng San knew that the Dark Maiden was very skilled in magic and didn't seem to be hurting him, so he could only hum and agree to hide.
The leaves rustled in the wind. I looked around and saw that there was no one around. I looked sideways and saw that there were fishhook marks on my shoulders and buttocks. "Could it be that she is a fishing woman, my uncle's friend?"
Feng San squatted in the gap of the cliff of the waterfall, his mind was racing, thinking about the past twenty years, but he did not remember that he knew a fisherman friend.
Frowning, he stood up to leave.
Laughter was heard.
Zhou Jifeng and Kuang Motian walked to the flowery rock platform next to the waterfall and sat down, arm in arm.
The two people were naked and having a passionate exchange of passion in broad daylight. Feng San was dazzled by what he saw. His eyes were not big enough, his hair was dripping and his pants were wet. It was the first time he watched a live short movie up close.
He wiped his penis and said, "Wow, it's so exciting, it's so exciting, I like it."
The excited Feng San scratched his head and hugged the big stone tightly, laughing as thoughts came to his mind.
The back of the neck was hot and wet, and something was licking from the neck to the head. Normally, Feng San would have avoided it. Today, he saw Zhou Jifeng and Kuangmo Xiaohua with his own eyes. They were passionate on the stone floor. His mind was racing with thoughts without looking up. A big furry paw With his shoulders clasped behind his back, the other big paw caressed Feng San's face, or to be precise, he held down his head.
The long tongue licked his throat, revealing its fangs, and a suffocating air hit him. Feng San looked at it from the side, and saw a huge gray-haired creature with short limbs and legs, a head over one meter long, and a huge head with eyes the size of a basketball. It was spinning around, its eyes were bleeding, its long tongue was sticking out, its mouth was protruding with fangs, and its head was as bald as a bald donkey. The wild boar had long hair all over its body. The wild boar was huge and smiled at Feng San.
The wild boar was delighted to see its three prey.
"Holy shit."
"Monster monster!"
Frightened, Feng San made a quick lightning strike, coincidentally grabbed the wild boar Dandan, pinched the wild boar's balls hard and shattered them, a fatal move. The wild boar grinned and had no time to cry out, and fell to the ground dead.
Feng San raised his trousers, wiped his crotch, and kicked the wild boar twelve times. "It gave me a big shock. Later, I will barbecue the wild boar meat and stew the bones in soup."
Holy shit.
Beside the waterfall, among the flowers, Zhou Jifeng and Kuang Motian disappeared.
Where are the people.
Where are the people.
oops.
What a waste of time, Feng San held the dagger tightly and slowly walked out of the gap in the cliff, looking for the target.
Scanning the woods, mountains, flowers, and rivers, no target was found.
He walked quickly towards the woods and prepared to leave, "Stop, Zhou Jifeng and Kuang Motian are having sex in the clearing of the bamboo forest on the right front. Go, go, I guarantee you a feast for your eyes."
The familiar female voice just now appeared again. Feng San got into the tree hole and glanced around. There was no one else in the forest except birds and animals.
No matter who she is.
Let’s watch the live short movie first. Everyone is curious. Feng San went straight to the bamboo forest on the right.
Sure enough, Zhou Jifeng and Kuang Motian continued their wild fight on the grass.
By the time Feng San arrived at the scene, the passion was already coming to an end.
Warm wind blew by, and the two men, disheveled, leaned against the bamboo and looked at each other.
"Hey, damn you, what's wrong with you? You're frowning and sweating. I'll stew ten tortoises for you tonight to make up for it."
No need, my energy is limited. In the past one or two years, we can only look at each other, but can't take any actual actions. If it doesn't work, I will introduce you to Feng San, my subordinate.
"OK."
"OK."
"Great, it's settled. I'm going to take down Feng San tonight."
snort.
You woman is half-hearted and unfocused, I like it, hahahaha.
The conversation between the two made Feng San furious, "Bah, you're such a shameless thing. Even though you, Kuangmotian, are very elegant, if you want to get me, you have to at least treat me to a meal. I'm willing to do that."
"Hey hey hey, that's great. A woman has taken the initiative to find me. Feng San's mind is filled with the passionate images of Mad Demon Tian and himself at night, making him laugh."
When Feng San was excited and thinking wildly, his crotch suddenly moved. When he looked down, a cobra happily spit out its venom and came out of his crotch.
ah.
Holy shit.
Feng Sansheng quickly grabbed the cobra and chewed it to death. He looked down and saw three or five cobras worshiping and kowtowing. Feng Sansheng ate the cobra and both of them looked at each other with blood dripping from their mouths.
If you look carefully, the five long cobras have no intention of attacking you, and they seem to be very friendly.
The cobra just saw his companion being brutally eaten alive by Feng San. He was so frightened that he almost lost his ability to speak!
Cobras are highly venomous in their bodies and will not die easily. Hey, hey, he suddenly encountered a stupid young man who calmed the cobra.
After the man and the snake looked at each other, Feng San slowly retreated behind the rocks on the slope, "What the hell, these venomous snakes, are they big fools? Why don't they attack me?"
"I'm scared to death, baby. Fortunately, I stayed calm and avoided the danger, otherwise I would have been in trouble."
Feng San thought so, and the cobra also had an idea. The grizzled, middle-aged female snake saw Feng San hiding behind the pile of rocks, shuddering and peeing, "Oh my god, my ancestors, scared me to death, this is the one in front of me." Monsters and devils, let’s run.”
"This guy is too scary. He ate my lover's snake. I'm so happy. I'll find another lover. Say goodbye."
The middle-aged female snake shook her big tail and took off!
As soon as the female snake took off, her tail was bitten by the male snake, and she held her in her arms, "Don't leave, beautiful snake, I am willing to be your lover!"
Holy shit.
The female snake looked at the male snake, frowned, then looked at the other three pythons, and sneered, so be it, I will be the snake lover for all of you.
Before he finished speaking, the four male snakes sang and danced excitedly, and the shouting behavior of the group of snakes made Feng San stunned.
He also couldn't figure out the thoughts of the beasts in front of him.
Feng San didn't bother to watch, picked up the cobra carcass and rushed towards the group of cobras. The cobras were so frightened that they couldn't care about their lovers and fled in all directions.
Feng San cursed and hid behind the pile of rocks.
The wind blows the fallen leaves in the bamboo forest and flies up, and the birds and animals run by.
The aroma of barbecue.
Holy shit.
Zhou Jifeng and Kuang Motian were sitting on a mountain spring on a bamboo pier, setting up a barbecue and laughing.
Feng San cursed and prepared to leave.
Dear, what did you and Yu Yuanxi talk about yesterday while having hot pot across the hospital?
