Let's go our separate ways.
If so, ninety-nine percent of the time you will be eaten by a wild beast.
Don't worry after you are eaten by wild beasts. When I have time, I will come back and build a tomb for you here, and then catch a group of hungry wolves and hang them on the tomb for barbecue. This can be regarded as revenge for you.
It was getting late. A pack of hungry wolves and tigers had already surrounded us. We couldn’t delay any longer. It was even harder to escape after dark.
Farewell.
Prepare to die.
Ji Beili stood up and tightened his belt, took off his bamboo hat, yelled, jumped to the hole in the pile of rocks and threw it. The bamboo hat flew out unexpectedly, frightening the hungry wolves and tigers to retreat.
After years of evolution, these beasts have become well-informed and know that humans are cunning and difficult to deal with.
Feng Ziyue shook her head, sighed, stretched out her hand and shouted, "Brother, wait a minute, I have a woman, a woman!"
This word is worth ten thousand gold.
woman.
woman.
Where, where? Ji Beili shook his pointed head and ran back into the cave with a lewd smile.
He laughed for a long time and stared straight at Feng Ziyue, trying to eat Feng Ziyue's attitude.
He scanned the cave and saw that apart from the potholes on the ground, there were more than a dozen frogs and weeds, and there were no other objects.
As for women.
Feng Ziyue felt happy when she saw the wretched Ji Beili, and even if she died, she would find someone to support her.
"The woman, ah, no, to be precise, it's Liuhua from the brothel. This woman is in her fifties. She is as beautiful as a flower and has an extraordinary temperament. I have been in contact with her two or three times."
What.
Have you been on it?
Introduce it to me, it’s not appropriate. Humph, you are kidding me. Ji Beili rolled his sleeves, his face darkened, he drew out the iron rod and the flying knife and went straight to the entrance of the cave.
Wait.
Hear me out.
I did not have sex with Liu Hua, but mainly introduced you to her. Liu Hua was very satisfied. She said that if you are willing to marry her, she will bring more than a dozen sisters to serve you with gold and silver jewelry.
After listening to the music, Ji Beili foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, "Is it true? Is it true?"
certainly.
However, Liu Hua and I are good friends, and she will marry you only if I am alive and healthy.
"Okay, I promise, I will ensure your health. Even if I can't kill all the beasts with you on my back, I will rush out with all my strength."
Ji Beili seemed to be going crazy thinking about women, but he didn't even suspect that Feng Ziyue was telling lies!
Feng Ziyue got even worse. When he saw Ji Beili being trapped, his face turned from joyful to gloomy, "Go quickly and see the beasts in the woods outside the cave!"
well.
Okay, bro!
"Brother!"
"You are looking for death!"
Feng Ziyue grabbed Ji Beili's fluffy hair, blew his beard and stared at him, wanting to bite him, and questioned Ji Beili!
Ji Beili was afraid of him from the bottom of his heart and said tremblingly, "Just now, you called me brother, but it's normal for me to call you brother!"
"Hey, you still dare to be so stubborn, I have to beat you to death!" Feng Ziyue didn't have the magic to hit people, but his nails were very long, so he pinched him hard, "You will always be my godson, if you dare If you call me a brother, you are seeking death!"
People will always be irritated, and Ji Beili is no exception. He shakes his sleeves and becomes aggressive. He wants to run, but after taking three or five steps, he looks back.
He was always thinking about Liu Hua and other prostitutes. For the sake of women, he said with a playful smile, "Godfather, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry, don't be angry, I will go to the cave entrance immediately to observe the movement."
well.
I remember going back to Xishan Pai. I want to eat sea cucumber, abalone, scallions with dipping sauce, pickled cabbage, pork vermicelli, and make up for it.
"Okay, godfather, everything is satisfied."
Boom, boom.
Like thunder, but not thunder.
The shaking rocks shook the cave, "Run quickly, there's an earthquake!"
What is an earthquake?
"Earthquakes are when the earth gets tired, turns over, rolls around, and stretches!"
Ji Beili was very satisfied with Feng Ziyue's explanation, so he carried him on his back and moved towards the entrance of the cave!
Boom.
Click.
Bang.
Oops.
have to!
They were buried in a pile of rocks by an unknown shock.
Hungry wolves, tigers, and wild bears also wondered why there was a sudden boom.
The animals were so frightened that they fled in all directions!
Hurry up, hurry up, I’m so stupid, I’m such a loser, I finally built a stone house on a high slope, which is a temporary resting place for us when we go hunting in the mountains!
This is great. I was kicked over by three or five big hairy monkeys. Hmph, I hate it. I want to kill all the beasts to satisfy my hatred!
Bearded Zhang complained while holding a machete.
The middle-aged woman said cheerfully, "Oh, I said, you are more than ten thieves, no, you are a hunting man. If you can build a stone house and be kicked down by a hairy monkey, it means that your project is worse than tofu."
"The most irritating thing is that Mr. Wang next door swore to me last night that he secretly brought me here to have an affair that day!"
"well."
"I was smart enough not to agree to the honor guard, otherwise, I would be beaten to death tomorrow."
Walk around.
It's getting late, so hurry back to the Manor on the Water. I heard that Lida Manor was occupied by a masked woman.
Let’s go meet this woman for a while. If she is beautiful, we will share it with more than ten buddies tonight.
A group of thieves sat on a pile of rocks and talked about the mountains.
Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili could hear clearly inside the stone pile.
"Damn it, they know Li Da of Water Manor, they can't say anything, they can't say anything!"
They were kicked hard by the gravel and couldn't breathe. They didn't dare to breathe. They were in pain all over their bodies and could only bear it with grinning teeth!
Feng Ziyue has been tortured for a few days. His stomach is bloated, and he farts when he is bloated. He can't hold it in. Oh my God, I really can't hold it in. Puff... Puff... Puff.
In an instant, black and yellow smoke billowed from the pile of rocks, and it also had a spraying function. Feces and urine flew out at the same time. Holy shit, it was so smelly. Ji Beili rolled his eyes and yelled, pushing away the pile of rocks and running around.
Frightened, more than a dozen thieves sitting on the piles jumped up and down, ran to the waterfall to drink water, and looked back, "Oh my god, what kind of monsters, how come the stench is so bad, and they are so howling, so scary." Kill me."
yes.
yes.
Go quickly.
move.
Lonely souls and wild ghosts are haunting these deep mountains and old forests!
"Go over to the side!"
"You woman, how could a wild ghost appear in broad daylight? In my opinion, it was not a wild ghost just now, but the ancestor of ghosts, the wild ghosts of wild ghosts, run away!"
Holy shit.
The tall and thick-set man, with raised eyebrows and raised eyes, turned out to be a coward, the fat man who was the third in a group of thieves. After saying this, the other men and women frowned and ran into the dense forest quickly without any delay!
Feng Ziyue was dizzy because of her own shit. She slowly climbed out of the pile of rocks, saw the sun and smelled the fragrance of flowers, "Water, water, water."
Feng Ziyue had a paranormal attack and rushed to the waterfall, thump, thump, thump, thump under the rocks of the waterfall.
After rinsing with clean water, I felt refreshed and washed my clothes and hung them to dry on the pile of rocks.
Feng Ziyue is really tired.
Lying naked on the stone slab, looking at the sky, crossing his legs, he actually hummed a tune.
Ji Beili was riding on the crooked neck tree and could see the whole process clearly. He frowned and curled his lips, "What the fuck, this Feng Ziyue is a monster. Why is he so energetic after being pissed off? It seems that he has physical strength." It’s back to normal.”
