Before he finished speaking, the eldest monk and the third monk were so frightened that they wet their pants and danced on the spot. They wanted to run away, but couldn't. Their calves got cramped!
Where.
Where.
where!
They were so frightened that they peed their pants and stammered.
Two bald donkeys suddenly jumped up and down, causing five or six servants to drop their wine glasses and burrow into the fake cave.
Wine gourds, barbecued meats, and fires were all flying around.
Only the second bald donkey was so excited that he didn't move. He was drinking wine in his left hand and grilling meat in his right hand, eating and drinking, laughing evilly, and his laughter was obviously in need of a beating.
The bald donkey boss looked at the third eldest son, Dumpty, and said, "Brother, we seem to have been fooled!"
Brother, that's right.
We were tricked by this ugly bald donkey with a pointy head. The weather is quite cold, so why not give him a good beating to warm up.
The third, short, fat, bald donkey cursed and stared.
The tall boss narrowed his eyes and nodded, "Brother, get up, get up, get up, catch this bald donkey and beat him hard."
The eldest and the third pounce on the bald donkey of the second.
The second child, Bald Ass, was drinking wine and eating dried meat. He never expected that the boss and the third child would suddenly attack him.
He couldn't dodge in time, and the sharp corner of the big shovel of the short, fat man, the third boy, cut open the waistband behind his buttocks, and a large, cold, blood-red gash spurted out blood.
Oops, I'm going to go, it hurts me so much!
The second bald donkey crawls forward with his bare buttocks, trying to kill himself with a big shovel!
Holy shit.
He had just crawled out less than half a meter when the boss, a bald donkey, picked up a cane and pointed it at the wound on his buttocks, slapping him hard.
Holy shit.
The wound was damaged enough by being whipped with the cane, and the wound was shattered into pieces. The bald man's dick was so painful that he cried like a ghost and rolled his eyes.
He wants to be cruel!
pity.
Can't get angry.
"Hurry up, hurry up, hide, we can't help, we can only watch the fun."
I suggest you just pretend to be a helper.
Otherwise, what should we do if the three bald donkeys stop fighting later and come to settle accounts with us? The servant's short-haired woman said in a bad way.
Ms. Asako nodded, "Well, that makes sense. You go and help. I'll keep a lookout here for you and observe if there are any other abnormalities."
Hi hi.
I bother.
Well, I said, this is a shameless thing, it’s pretty bad, let’s go and fight with the three bald donkeys, these three bald donkeys are barbaric and unreasonable, what if they kill us?
Yeah.
Mazi, you are really a loser.
Five or six male and female servants were hiding in a dark corner of the rockery to discuss. Asami was very angry, "What the hell, you guys are nothing. You dare to accuse me. I asked you to start a fight. Just go and start a fight. Why, then?" What nonsense!”
"I am the lover of the original owner of the village."
What Mazi said is right, she is indeed Li Da's lover, and I don't know why Li Da likes a short woman with a pockmarked face!
well.
After all, Li Da was the owner of the water manor in the past. Unfortunately, it is now occupied by a masked woman, and the servants do not take the pockmarked woman seriously at all.
I bother.
Why are you the owner's lover? That's a thing of the past.
Today you are a shrew, and the long-haired, big-headed servant stares at the pockmarked girl with a lewd smile.
Holy shit.
Ahhhhhh.
Click click click.
Oh, let me go.
The mother-in-law suddenly scratched her, cursed and beat her!
Five or six servants tore them apart inside the rockery cave and carried them outside the cave.
The three bald donkeys stared blankly.
He was really afraid of the red-robed demon coming, so he quickly stepped forward to break up the fight, and calm returned to the scene.
In the dark night, with the cold wind blowing, three bald donkeys and five or six servants in the huge manor were fighting on the rockery next to the warehouse. Li Da, Zhang Zhang, and four female guards in white with long swords watched happily.
They followed the three bald donkeys secretly, always trying to see if they would be lazy so they could find ways to find excuses not to give out the gold bars.
They had an agreement before they scheduled their patrol.
That is, for each patrol team, if there are no accidents on the night of duty and everything is normal at the water manor, they will get one point, and so on, the more points they get, and finally the other three groups will give out ten gold bars at the same time.
Holy shit.
Li Da, Zhang Zhang, and the four female guards in white with long swords are all afraid that the other party will have more points than themselves. They all want to get the gold bars, but they are unwilling to pay for them!
They followed three bald donkeys separately.
The night in the suburbs was extremely cold, and they were shivering from the cold.
At first, when I saw the three bald donkeys leading five or six servants on patrol very seriously, I was angry. Li Da, Zhang Zhang, and the four female guards in white cursed them and cursed them to get into trouble quickly. After the accident, they would hope to get gold bars.
In fact, the three bald donkeys are more cunning than anyone else and are too lazy to patrol. Alas, there is no other way. They are afraid of the appearance of the red-robed demon!
The other three groups followed for half the night, and finally discovered that the three bald donkeys and the servants had entered the rockery cave to eat and drink. They caught this one, and the three groups were very happy.
There was a sudden chaos in the rockery cave. The servants and the three bald donkeys ran out of the rockery cave, leaving Li Da, Zhang Zhang and the four female guards in white, who were hiding in the dark, stunned.
"A servant couldn't see the road clearly in the dark and fell into the river, thrashing and wailing!"
"By chance, a piece of red cloth floated by. The servant, a short-haired woman, went to rescue the servant who fell into the water. The servant who fell into the water quickly sank to the bottom, and the red cloth floated by."
"I'll go."
"Oh my god, ghost, fierce ghost."
"Red ghost."
The servant screamed at the red devil.
Holy shit.
When the three bald donkeys heard the color red, they immediately thought of the red-robed demon Fang Kui.
Three bald donkeys were running around in panic, rolling and crawling under the hazy night!
He ran away in threes, and said to himself as he ran, "But, it's amazing, the monster, the monster is here, it's so scary."
Hi hi.
The three bald donkeys ran around and hit something without saying a word. They picked up a big shovel and chopped it down!
In an unexpected situation, Li Da, Zhang Zhang, and the four female guards in white, who were hiding in the darkness, vaguely heard the three bald donkeys shouting about a red-robed monster.
In the blink of an eye, three bald donkeys arrived in front of them.
Holy shit.
When the three bald donkeys saw the figure, they picked up a big shovel and chopped them off without hesitation.
The three bald donkeys knew that the red-robed demon had superb magic skills. At this time, they were working hard with all their strength, with a shovel weighing more than a hundred kilograms whirring and blowing in the wind, slashing at them randomly!
Li Da, Zhang Zhang and the four female guards in white were so frightened that they did not dare to challenge and ran away!
The three bald donkeys, seeing the man in front of them running away, thought they were invincible. They sang and danced excitedly, howled and shouted, and raised their shovels and chased after him.
Hey.
The manor outside the barren mountains and ridges was suddenly in chaos.
More than two hundred guards, plus a hundred servants, were sleeping soundly. Suddenly, Li Da, Zhang Zhang, four women in white, three bald donkeys, and servants rushed into the house.
So frightened, the man and woman having an affair on the bed thought they were caught running around naked.
Many servants took the opportunity to get stuck in fuel.
Under the night, ghosts cry and wolves howl.
Many people fell into ditches and ponds.
Three or five gamblers were stealing. Suddenly there was a bang on the door of the house, and the bald donkey Lao Er came forward carrying a big shovel.
Hazy night.
The bald donkey's cock looks like a hanged man's evil smile! The three servants and thieves were so frightened that they giggled and tried to run away, their calves and calves were unable to control themselves.
"Grandpa, ghost, ghost, ghost, please accept my homage."
The three thieves pissed their pants and laughed.
