The most irritating thing was that after a while, Yang Shuangpo let out fifteen stinky farts in a row, and the garden rockery site was suddenly filled with smoke and stench!
He farted so suddenly that the sound was so loud that the Flying Goose Poison Sword plopped down on the ground and cursed, "I want it back, I want it back, come here quickly, let me cut you two wild ghosts into pieces!"
Fei Goose Poison Sword drew out his long sword and struck him randomly. Smoke billowed out from the scene, making it difficult to see!
Bei Gonghua was not bad, she lay on the ground very politely and didn't say a word. Her abnormality, flying goose poison sword, Yin beast soul, Yang Shuo Po frowned.
The three of them ignored the fight and leaned forward to watch.
Bei Gonghua lay motionless on the ground, unable to see her facial expression. Looking from behind her body, it was abnormal to be upright!
Fei Ge Po Jian looked at her Le Chuyin and said, "I'm done. I'm finally dead. I'm free and can play with other women."
The Yin and Yang Devils and the one or two hundred escorts watching on the scene slapped their thighs and jumped up in laughter.
I usually see Fei Ge Du Jian and Bei Gong Hua having sex together, it turns out they are just using each other.
Yang Suipo picked up a branch and poked Beigonghua.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, don't touch me, my seventh sense tells me that Feng Ziyue is here!"
Holy shit.
Bei Gonghua lay on the ground and talked about the seventh sense, and mentioned that Feng Ziyue was at the scene. This sound was like a thunderbolt from the blue. Fei Ge Po Jian was the first to get into the toilet and hide in the hole, muttering "Come here."
Guards, look at me, I look at the people climbing up the trees behind you, the people drilling into the rockery, and more than a dozen of them crawling into the chicken coop to pretend to be big roosters!
The funniest thing is that there are more than fifty guards hiding and jumping into pig pens, kennels, and pools to croak. They have become a new species!
The two devils of Yin and Yang pretended to be calm, especially the old witch with Yin Beast Soul. She twisted her trousers and straightened her hair. She took out a bronze mirror and looked at her spooky face and cursed, "Damn, I have such a special number, it's scary. so happy."
She stared at Yang Suopo, "Honey, come on, come over and kiss my big lips!"
Yang Shuopo took out the venom chain and licked the flying knife to commit suicide. No, no, no, I can't commit suicide. "You, you, you... commit suicide quickly. You are so shameless. I am going to change my gender because of my anger!"
Yang Shuopo scratched his head and turned around and ran away!
Huh, I hate it. Seeing me, the most beautiful woman in the world, dare to run away. Baby, wait until I meet you and tease you. Yin Beast Soul mumbled as his ankle hurt. He lowered his head and looked at Bei Gonghua, pointing at the wall in the northwest corner of the garden, "Quickly." Look, Feng Ziyue has come in!"
I went and kicked her, the Yin Beast Soul kicked her, and ran away without verifying whether it was true or not!
The sun was shining brightly today, and Huang Lang had recently dealt with Hongshuigou, Heiding Yungu, Feng Ziyue, Hu Yuanxi and Zhou Jifeng, as well as a lot of internal instability, which made him upset.
Get up early and gather more than a dozen prostitutes in the villa garden to sing, dance and play to relieve stress.
Huang Lang was in an extremely irritable mood, and he had the Flying Goose Poison Sword, Yin Beast Soul, Beigong Flower, Yang Shuo Po, Huo Guang Xian Po, Huo Guang Xiaoyao, Black Wind Laoni, Yi Kong Monk, Leng Han, Gaobei, Lonely Feixue No one among them really serves me!
He is under too much pressure. No matter how capable he is, he cannot do everything by himself!
Especially when he failed to catch up with Feng Ziyue on the island the day before yesterday, he encountered strange things instead, which made him feel tired and returned to the main helm.
Thinking of the bunch of big losers under his command yelling at each other.
The most irritating thing is that the martial arts of more than ten great protectors are pretty good, but they fall off the mark as soon as they go to the battlefield, which is embarrassing!
These are secondary.
The most annoying ones are the Flying Goose Poison Sword, Yin Beast Soul, Beigong Flower, Yang Shuo Po, Fire Poison, Fire Light Carefree, Black Wind Old Mud, Monk in the Sky, and Lenghan, Gaobei, Lonely Flying Snow. I can’t do anything to help myself, I’m very active in trying my best to get money every day!
well!
The yellow wolf squatted in the latrine and sighed.
After defecating, I took out the only piece of paper in my trouser pocket and accidentally fell it into the latrine. I looked at the floor and corners of the latrine house and saw that there were only three or five gravels. I looked around and no one quickly picked up the stones and rubbed them.
Holy shit.
Yellow wolf walks upright and enters the toilet.
When I came out of the toilet, I was already limping and cursing!
"Unlucky, really unlucky for the special code."
The yellow wolf staggered as he walked, as if he was drunk.
Brother Huang, you seem to be in a good mood. Have you gone drinking?
Huang Lang was shocked when he heard someone had the audacity to call him Brother Huang. His status was too high and he would never have a younger brother. He looked down on anyone!
Brackets, except Feng Ziyue, he is not afraid, but wants to get the Sun Heart Fire Stone. Yellow Wolf wants to kill Feng Ziyue day and night, and is always afraid that something will happen to him!
The angry yellow wolf flew into the sky with three rings, and lightning and thunder roared out of the three rings.
"What a fool, you're looking for death!"
When Huang Lang saw clearly that the person in front of him was a mute, he quickly greeted him with a smile, "Hey, it turns out we are brothers. I haven't seen you for a few days. You seem to be sallow and thin. Are you looking for a woman from me?"
The mute chuckled, staggered and almost fell down. He wiped his sweat and said wretchedly, "Brother Huang is the only one who understands me. Quickly find me ten beauties to play with. I was so crazy playing with women last night that I fainted due to kidney deficiency. , I must find ten, oh no, twenty women to accompany me today."
The mute was sweating profusely while talking. Huang Lang saw that the mute's face was sallow and skinny, which was not due to kidney deficiency. It looked like he was going to heaven. He wished the mute died immediately.
He kills the mute.
Can't kill him.
After all, the mute was useful to him. Lenghan, Gaobei, Lonely Feixue had sneaked into the Xishan Sect and assassinated him some time ago. It was the mute who tipped off the news. Otherwise, he would definitely die if he was not prepared.
Yellow Wolf gave the mute ten pounds of gold bars, a villa, and a beautiful woman. After all, the treatment was pretty good!
It looks good on the surface, but behind the scenes the yellow wolf is gnashing his teeth, hoping that the mute will die.
Yellow Wolf found that the mute was very lustful, and every time he took the initiative to send beautiful women to the mute, hoping that he would die abnormally and leave the people in the world speechless.
well.
This mute who plays with women and is weak will not die!
Today he came to ask for a woman again. Yellow Wolf saw with his own eyes that the mute was sweating and happy in his vest, and he immediately agreed to give it to the beautiful woman!
When the mute heard that there was a woman, he burst into excitement. He held Huang Lang's hand and cried, "Brother, you understand me best, and I will never forget you. I will go back to my residence first, and you will immediately send someone to send more than ten beauties."
The mute wiped away his sweat.
Huang Lang really couldn't hold back his joy and thought to himself, "Hey, boy, with your small body and sweating, I guess you can go to the west tonight, that's great!"
"Brother, hurry back to your residence to take a bath and change clothes. The beauty will arrive soon. I will send you a first-class coffin in the middle of the night."
What? coffin?
The mute frowned, his face gloomy, and he tried his best to maintain his posture!
Huang Lang hurriedly explained that the coffin was true. As the saying goes, a coffin can lead to promotion and wealth.
I decided to let my brother be the general advisor of the Xishan Sect. This is a great news!
