Sister, Feng Ziyue is crazy!
"No way, Mei Jiuchun looked at him with strange eyes, quickly pulled out a burning torch from the stove pit, and waved it in front of Feng Ziyue."
Feng Ziyue was so frightened that she peed her pants and trembled. She said feebly, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble. If you have something to say, speak it out. You can kill people with no more than a nod. I'm afraid of being burned. You can't boil me with boiling water."
At the very least, change to a dead Faao.
Hey hey hey.
Before he finished speaking, the wind whirled rapidly, and Mei Jiuchun was panting after being beaten with a stick.
Damn it.
What a shameless thing, you still dare to bargain with me about how to die.
Sister, hurry up and add firewood, cook and peel the skin to feed the dog.
Mei Jiuqiu smiled proudly, picked up a bundle of firewood and threw it into the stove pit. Hot water rolled in the big iron pot. The stone house was smoky. The hot wind blew out her tongue from the moon and slowly fell into the big iron pot. centimeters away, the scalding water spray made his whole body numb.
Feng Ziyue was really scared, really scared, shaking like crazy and shouting for help, sister, grandma, second aunt, aunt, have mercy on me, I don't want to die.
"You're a shameless thing. If you don't want to die, you have to die. You have to die. Today I see you being scalded to death in a hot pot and cooked to avenge my sister Mei Jiuxia."
Mei Jiuqiu and Mei Jiuchun kept laughing wildly and added firewood to the stove pit. Feng Ziyue watched helplessly as he slowly approached the big iron pot, ten centimeters, five centimeters, without calling for help.
Instead, he yelled.
"Two slutty bitches, you are so naughty, I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost!"
The scolding fell, and the cold wind blew.
There was a loud bang, and he fell down in the courtyard of the stone house in the bamboo forest. Feng Ziyue breathed in the fresh air and seemed to enjoy it. He saw green space, big trees, flowers, springs, sunshine, and it was so good to be alive.
Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuqiu, with disheveled hair, drew out her plum blossom flying knife and came to Jin, lowered her head and looked at each other.
You kid, if you dare to scold me, you are capable and a man, so I won’t kill you.
The two of them put away their ferocious expressions and happily helped Feng Ziyue up. They made tea with two plum blossoms, poured water and snacks, and entertained him among the flowers.
As warm as a relative whom I haven’t seen for many years.
People who don't know the two plum blossoms will definitely misunderstand them as two honest and pretty women.
Sitting on the wooden pier, Feng Ziyue dared not not drink tea, let alone eat snacks. He was grinning but not smiling.
Feng Ziyue Yun Gong was disheartened. He was now in a state of disarray. He looked more like a savage than a savage. He couldn't display any of his skills. Yun Gong was in unbearable pain all over his body, howling and screaming, and he was constantly losing consciousness.
"Stop trying your best. It's all in vain. Only we can remove the venom we used. Don't you think it's irritating?"
Feng Ziyue ran around the yard scratching her ears and cheeks in pain, her eyes straight, and she was riding on a big tree and shaking.
Sudden.
After Feng Ziyue went crazy, he broke off a branch and stabbed himself in the neck violently, intending to commit suicide!
Oops.
He fell to the ground with a plop.
Mei Jiuchun took out his gourd and sprayed blue mist, knocking Feng Ziyue to the ground.
What a shameless thing! How shameless!
I won’t kill you.
Instead, he wanted to commit suicide. Mei Jiuqiu cursed and slapped Feng Ziyue more than 20 times in the mouth. Feng Ziyue was stunned with blood spurting from his nose and mouth.
stop.
Stop it.
When Mei Jiuchun saw Feng Ziyue's expression, she suddenly remembered her poisoning.
She rushed forward and stopped Mei Jiuqiu.
Sister, what are you going to do?
If you don't kill Feng Ziyue, why don't you just beat him? This kid is really irritating and hateful.
"Sister, I misunderstood. It was not Feng Ziyue's intention to commit suicide. It was the poison we gave him that took effect. Give him the antidote quickly, otherwise he will have hallucinations and commit suicide later."
Mei Jiuqiu kicked Feng Ziyue's five or six feet, and reluctantly took out the antidote, and he returned to normal.
Feng Ziyue Venom temporarily lifted a little bit of his sober state and looked at Mei Jiuchun. Mei Jiuqiu looked at him in a friendly manner. He felt uneasy inside. He knew that these two witches were good at pretending, but he still couldn't figure out why they wanted to kill each other. I suddenly stopped killing myself.
The more you can't guess, the more panic you get.
No matter what, as long as you are alive, there is hope. Feng Ziyue giggled and said, "You two young ladies, the three of us are so lonely in this barren mountain. Why don't we fight against the landlords three times and tie up golden flowers?"
No matter who wins or loses, I will give you both a back massage and pedicure. I am very professional.
Mei Jiuchun looked solemn and said nothing.
Mei Jiuqiu shook her long hair and chewed a banana, and said with a proud smile, "Feng Ziyue, you kid, you are so talented, you can also do back massage and foot massage, which impressed me."
Let me tell you the truth, did you go to a brothel to learn back massage and pedicure because you couldn't eat a while ago?
Feng Ziyue cursed in her heart and wished to kill them both.
well……!
In front of me, I have to bow my head under the eaves.
He nodded with a playful smile, "Yes, yes, sir, you are absolutely right. Not only did I go to a brothel to learn back massage and pedicure some time ago, I also picked up excrement and worked as a coolie."
Also, I can also sing, dance, do cross talk, do sketches, do magic, and do acrobatics.
As long as the two heroines are happy, I will perform for you two to ensure that you two are happy and satisfied.
Feng Ziyue stared and lied, believing what she said.
Sister, this Xishan Sect damn place is surrounded by many rivers and many small islands.
This small island is boring and we can't go into the city yet. Why don't we have hot pot and let Feng Ziyue perform a show?
Tonight, give me the passion of Feng Ziyue.
Mei Jiuchun thought so too.
She also wanted to get Feng Ziyue, but when Mei Jiuqiu said it first, she felt very unhappy. She decided to eat hot pot and drink ecstasy to make Mei Jiuqiu faint, so that she could enjoy Feng Ziyue by herself.
Mei Jiuchun changed from a gloomy expression to a happy smile and winked at Feng Ziyue and said, "Okay, okay, let Feng Ziyue perform tonight."
It was getting late, so we tied up Feng Ziyue. We went hunting in the mountains, picked wild ginseng, vegetables, fish, shrimps and crabs, and came back for hotpot.
Feng Ziyue watched the two damn plum blossoms leave the bamboo forest and stone house and silently scolded them for three hours. He was using his skills... Oh!
I can only hang it on the door frame and wait for the two plum blossoms to come back to eat hot pot.
As night fell, the sultry weather suddenly started to rain violently.
It's freezing cold in the wild, and all the birds and animals have returned to their nests to rest.
There are many small islands in Shuilian with mountains and rocks, dense forests, and occasionally three or five crows flying over.
Heavy rain, rainy night, blurred vision.
Yellow Wolf, Leng Han, and the red-robed demon Fang Kui accidentally bumped into each other from different directions and came to the island where Feng Ziyue and Mei Hua Erduo were hiding.
Huang Lang originally wanted to look for Feng Ziyue's whereabouts, but he was very upset when he met Fang Kui. He wandered to the river to prepare to return to the Xishan Sect's headquarters temporarily!
Hi hi.
When we arrived at the river, there was a howling sound, and when we took a closer look, we couldn’t laugh or cry!
My boat was played with by more than ten wild monkeys.
The three big wild bears had fun watching the monkeys rowing the boat. The wild bear child cried loudly and asked his parents to snatch the boat.
The male and female wild bears looked at the child and nodded.
