The four of them followed the rugged path in the fields to the highest point of the hill.
Wow, look, there are woods and a small river. Fat men, women and men are dancing excitedly and pointing their fingers down the hillside.
When the three guys saw the woods and the river, they thought of gold bars and rushed forward. Ji Beili followed them into the woods.
Not bad, this place is remote and uninhabited, with more than a dozen hares jumping around, frogs croaking in the river, and magpies singing in the trees.
Ji Beili didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, took off his fluffy robe, wore big pants and vest, and yelled at him for being shameless for daring to look down on him at Jixing Restaurant just now.
The two female and one male waiters looked at each other and saw that Ji Beili was behaving strangely. They knew they had been fooled. Seeing the thinness of Ji Beili, they estimated that Ji Beili could be blown away by a strong wind and were not afraid of him.
He threw the chickens, ducks and geese on the ground, picked up the wooden stick and pointed it at Ji Beili's eyes and said, "Boy, you are very cunning. If you dare to deceive me, I will make you die in peace today."
The three nasty guys beat him with wooden sticks.
There were three screams of ah ah ah, two women were hanging on the tree, and the body of the male waiter was cut into two and stood by the river.
The two women were so frightened that they wet their pants and shouted, "Grandpa, ancestor, dad, please spare your life."
Ji Beili thought for a while but did not kill them and landed them safely from the tree.
"Do you two want to live or die?"
Live, live, live.
Two women came to him on their knees.
You two can live as you wish, but I'm hungry and need to eat braised goose, braised old hen, and roast duck. Do you know how to cook it?
Before Ji Beili finished speaking, a wave of heat hit his face. Holy shit, the two female guys were lighting firewood to cook at lightning speed in order to survive.
Ji Beili had been angry since he was in the coffin shop, and happened to see two hateful clerks and women.
I'm tired, so I want to have my back massaged and my feet massaged.
If you two dare to attack me, I will cremate you both.
"Uncle, we promise to be obedient. Not to mention, the female waiters massaged their backs and did pedicures. Their techniques are very professional. After chatting, I learned that they came from a brothel."
Ji Beili heard that the two of them were prostitutes, and they were flirtatious, and his heart was pounding. He looked around and looked around, and winked at them. The two women understood, and the three of them were competing in the grass.
After a while, both parties were satisfied, and Ji Beili gave up the idea of killing them. The three of them ate roast duck and drank chicken soup and watched each other happily.
Ji Beili suddenly thought of Feng Ziyue, who was dying in the ruined temple, and said to himself, he might be dead, alas...!
"Honey, who's dead, women buddy asks."
Ji Beili's eyes rolled around, "A friend has been poisoned and is going to die. Alas, I don't know how to detoxify."
The fat female clerk said, "Poisoning is a trivial matter. There is a tribe in the southwest of Erdao District. There is an expert there who specializes in treating people who are in difficult situations and who are dying of poisoning. Her treatment is superb. You can ask her to treat them."
Ji Beili was overjoyed. If there really was an expert who could save Feng Ziyue, he would have a backer to travel around the world and be popular and drink spicy food.
"You two take me there quickly, I have a big reward."
The two women were tricked by Ji Beili into the wild and almost killed. They didn't believe in any big rewards at all. They looked at each other and nodded, agreeing to go and invite the master together.
Hey, hey, the fat woman who hasn’t left the woods yet is holding her belly and moaning, “No, I’m going to have a baby!”
Her excuse is really awesome.
Ji Beili and the hunchbacked woman were stunned. They touched each other's foreheads and found no fever.
The hunchbacked woman interjected, "You damn fat man, you poop and pee, and you still make jokes. Hmm, it's such a shameless thing. You should go quickly so that you can set off in good condition."
The fat woman squatted in the grass with a smile.
Ji Beili was a little angry and asked, are you going to have a baby too?
The hunchbacked woman smiled happily and said, "I hate it, just wait for me. I'll be there for my convenience."
Hum, a lazy ass poops and urinates a lot.
The two women conveniently hid not far away from Ji Beili and observed secretly. There are many words here, which can only be understood but cannot be explained...
Oh, let me tell you, did you really take that damn wretched man to see the tribal witch from Erdao District?
"Of course, we must take him to the Erdao District tribe. Anyone who enters the Erdao District tribe without permission will definitely die. Even though this wretched man has some kung fu, he will definitely not be able to defeat the witch. Let the witch kill him."
The fat woman man continued, you and I both know that witches like to kill people, especially men. We must kill people with a knife to avenge our dead lover.
The two hit it off immediately, picked wild flowers and ran to Jibeili.
Husband, dear, the hunchbacked woman shouted while holding wild flowers. When Ji Beili heard her husband, he looked at the two neither ugly nor handsome women in front of him. He felt happy, a little excited, and burst into tears. It's really good to have two wives.
The three of them rushed to the southwest tribe of Erdao District.
To speed up the trip to the Erdao District tribe, you must ride a horse.
horse?
Where the horse is is the difficult question.
Across the fields, I heard men and women chatting and laughing, and more than a dozen guards patrolling on horseback were resting among the flowers and chatting about the mountains.
Ji Beili observed that more than ten horses were loose without reins. He was very surprised why the horses were not running.
After carefully observing the grass, I realized that the guards had tied a maroon horse to a tree. This horse was the leader, and the other horses were grazing around it.
The bay-red horse has a smooth body, strong limbs, a wagging tail, and pricked ears. It eats grass proudly, with a boss attitude and does not take other horses seriously.
From time to time, he would glare at the men and women of the escort team, and the horse would say something stupid, sooner or later, he would ride on a human.
The bay-red horse glanced around and happened to be looking at Ji Beili, who was hiding in the ditch in the sorghum field. Both the horse and the horse were very happy, as if they had not seen each other for many years.
Ji Beili also liked the big maroon horse, winking at it and waving at it.
The bay-red horse plowed the ground with its four hooves and howled, "Brother, wait for me to come soon."
The bay-red horse broke free from the reins and ran straight to Ji Beili.
The other horses were chasing after him, and Ji Beili called two female assistants to jump on their horses and gallop away.
More than a dozen male and female escorts chased for more than ten miles in a panic. They were so tired that they peeed. They looked at the horse's retreating back and cursed for three hours.
It would be a death penalty for a guard to lose his horse, just as it would be a crime for an official to lose his gun now.
After discussion, more than a dozen guards rushed to the deep mountains and forests to join the bandits.
Two female guys, riding horses and whipping their whips, led the way to the tribe in Erdao District.
Arriving at the outskirts of the tribe, Ji Beili saw a large mountain surrounded by water, which looked like an island but was not an island. Based on his many years of experience in rivers and lakes, this place looked ordinary, but in fact there was an ambush in the water ripples.
The mountains are filled with smoke, the howls of wild animals are similar to human laughter, and the lights and shadows of the woods are flashing.
From time to time, there are voices of men and women shouting in the mountains, "Come here, come here quickly, holy shit, it's scarier than the ghost."
When he was looking at the mountains in the distance on the water, suddenly more than ten old ladies were picked out from the water in front of him. The old ladies were wearing shrouds.
