Fei Goose Po Jian was so angry that he cursed, Damn it, you two are killing pigs, or preparing to make stinky tofu. How can you eat it if the ground is so dirty? Quickly put it on the chopping board and kill it.
The red-haired weirdo grunted and said that he was not sick after eating uncleanly. This angered Bei Gonghua and pulled out a machete to kill the red-haired weirdo.
"Forget it, forget it, don't argue with these losers, it's okay to stop her with the Fei Goose Poison Sword."
The red-haired weirdo and Ji Beili carried the pig and put it on the chopping board. The red-haired weirdo tightened his belt, adjusted his wig, pulled out his machete and gestured in front of Ji Beili. Ji Beili was so frightened that he quickly said, "Don't be impulsive, sir, I will It’s not a pig. The pig is on the chopping board. Don’t kill it by mistake!
The red-haired weirdo said, give you a chance to kill the pig, and quickly thrust the butcher knife to Ji Beili.
Ji Beili took the butcher's knife and looked at the pigs and then at the red-haired weirdo, "Master, how do you kill a pig? Which one should you kill first?"
The red-haired weirdo also scratched his head and said, "Damn it, I'm not a butcher and I don't know how to kill pigs. I've never eaten pork and I've never seen a pig run away. Who cares about killing him, just kill him. Do it quickly or you'll be killed later." Doubted.
"Well, okay, Ji Beili is very flexible and thrust the butcher's knife at the red-haired weirdo. Hero, you go ahead, I'll hold it down!"
The red-haired weirdo just hummed.
The pig lay on the chopping board and grunted, "I'm so mad, I want to kill the Pig King to my heart's content. You two are pushing me back and forth, which scares me!"
Grandpa Pig was so scared that he peed. Look, the pee came out.
"Hero, do it quickly, the pig has peed. Before he finished speaking, the pig's head fell to the ground with a squeal, and blood splashed everywhere. The two of them hurriedly separated it. Anyway, the task was finally completed. Fei Goose Poison Sword and Bei Gonghua happily carried it Pork out.”
After they took the people away, Ji Beili and the red-haired weirdo cursed each other for two hours.
This pig pen is exclusively for Yellow Wolf to provide pork. No feed is added, no chemicals are added, and it is purely natural. When the pig farmer heard that Yellow Wolf died, he secretly sold more than a hundred pigs and fled long ago. Hey, hey, The red-haired weirdo and Ji Beili came just in time to save the pigs, otherwise they would have starved to death.
Ji Beili and the red-haired weirdo were tired of killing pigs, so they had to eat. The two caught a pig, and after a while the barbecue was fragrant. The two drank wine and talked about the mountains. Ji Beili chewed the ribs, looked at the pig pen, and then looked around. The red-haired weirdo.
"well."
"Alas alas."
"Hero, I have a bold idea."
The red-haired weirdo scratched his cheek and stroked his beard. It was just that his hair was longer. Tell me what you think.
Ji Beili looked around and saw that there was no one around. He touched his little head, tightened his belt, and said in a serious and mysterious manner, "Master, we have made a fortune. There is no danger. We can make a profit without losing business."
The red-haired weirdo was happy when he heard that he had money to spend. He said quickly, where is the money that is sure to be made without losing money? Go and get it now.
Ji Beili pointed out that there are more than a hundred pigs in the pig pen, these are your brother, ah no, these are the stupid pigs.
In my opinion, the situation in the Xishan Sect is unstable and it is too dangerous to fight and kill. We might as well switch to selling pork. The situation is unstable and we will raise prices five hundred times. It is estimated that the money we make every day will be one cart after another. Car transport back.
As soon as we make money, we will open branches and chain stores. I will be the boss and you will be the sales manager. If others don't buy pork, you will scare them to death.
After Ji Beili said that, the red-haired bad guy gave a thumbs up, "High, it's really high. I guess you didn't make any money by raising the price five hundred times. It's very likely that you will be beaten to death or crippled, and then they will use a carriage to pull you back." , or maybe they died on the way and were thrown into the ditch.
Ji Beili's mung bean eyes rolled around, but he was not angry. Instead, he poured wine for the red-haired weirdo with a playful smile.
"My hero, you have also seen that we went to Yellow Wolf's lair several times to find out about his life and death, but all ended in failure. This time after the battle in Yellow Wolf's lair, everyone knows that the Xishan Sect is not vulnerable, but its combat power. Quite powerful!”
The red-haired weirdo chewed the pig tail and listened arrogantly.
"My hero, the Xishan faction has added countless escorts in the past few days. It is estimated that suspicious persons will be thoroughly investigated. We have to observe for a period of time before taking action. The safest and most secure thing now is that you and I can't be together anymore. Let's go our separate ways. "
After Ji Beili finished speaking, he got up and went into the house and handed a large package of gold, silver and jewelry that he had used to rob corrupt officials a few days ago to the red-haired weirdo.
"Hero, please eat and drink enough and go on the road. We will see you later. Please...!"
The face of the red-haired weirdo changed like a chameleon. Hey, boy, your brain is very flexible. You are trying your best to drive me away. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, you have to go too.
"Well, okay, hey, hey, Ji Beili picked up the package of gold and silver jewelry and got up to leave. He had long expected that the red-haired weirdo would turn him away!"
stop!
The red-haired weirdo clenched the pig's hooves and blocked the way, laughing strangely. Boy, did you want me to drive you away on purpose?
Want to leave!
no way.
I was almost fooled, but if I ran away, the red-haired weirdo would flick his pig's hooves and throw him into the stinking ditch.
Ji Beili secretly thought, what a shame, waste is shameful, throwing pig's trotters is nothing, he strode straight to the door, suddenly the mountain shook and an invisible force ejected him far away.
Looking sideways, a new well appeared on the ground above the pig's trotters, indicating that the red-haired weird old witch's spells were so powerful that Ji Beili jumped and sang back to her.
"My hero, I'm not leaving. I'm joking with you. Don't be angry. Come on, come on, drink, drink. I'll give you a back massage and a foot massage later, okay?"
Not leaving?
"I'm not leaving."
No more running?
"No more running."
Oh, you'd better go.
Ji Beili saw a red-haired weirdo with an expressionless face and red hair. His eyes were so wide that they almost fell out. He had no eyelids, a trumpet mouth that made chewing bones crunchy, wrinkles on his face, and a gray robe on his body that was squirming with gas. Picking his teeth with a fruit knife, he shivered inexplicably.
"Daxia, eldest sister, aunt, don't worry. I won't leave. I will always follow you. You are my reborn parents. Ji Beili is really afraid that the old witch will kill him. He must first survive now!"
profound.
good very good.
I'll give you a chance to perform. Go and prepare a bath for me. I've been under a lot of stress lately and I want to relax.
Ji Beili cursed and prepared himself, secretly putting chili powder into the bath water.
"Damn old witch, I'll deal with you for the time being. I'll kill you first when I get the chance! When Ji Beili was cursing, there was a strange old lady holding a bamboo whip at the door who could see clearly. The old lady didn't know Ji Beili, but She knew the red-haired weirdo, and when she saw Ji Beili putting chili noodles in the bath water, she knew that the red-haired weirdo was going to be unlucky."
The old witch Ha Deng has no hatred against the red-haired weirdo. She has been running around looking for Feng Ziyue to no avail these days. It would be good to take a bath with pepper water to relieve her boredom. She secretly hides in the dark and observes.
Ji Beili put hot water into the bathing barrel and put a lot of chili powder in order to teach the red-haired weirdo to blackmail him.
