Carrying a wooden barrel, he quietly came to the door of the first room in the cage and listened. Well, I made no mistake. The Yin and Yang Demons were scolding him during the competition.
The three-pronged monster opened the dungeon door and sneaked in to the third cell door to watch. Well, the two demons of Yin and Yang scolded him and even danced. It was quite interesting to watch. The more he watched, the more exciting he became. The three-pronged monster was not angry but sat on a small bench and watched. Look at the Yin and Yang demons like a monkey.
In particular, the Yin Beast Soul grinned and shook its robe like a big bald pheasant, which looked terrifying and ridiculous.
It's a little better to see Yang Shuopo. At least this guy looks scary and doesn't show his teeth.
The two demons of yin and yang cursed until their mouths went dry.
"Madam, stop scolding. There seems to be no water here. We are both tired and have no energy to replenish ourselves. It is unlucky for us."
Huh, damn the three-pronged monster and these thieves must die, must die, that's all, stop scolding, rest and wait for the opportunity to go out and kill them.
Yang Suopo asked hurriedly, if Madam catches the three-pronged monster, how can she kill him?
The Yin Beast Soul smiled strangely and looked at Yang Shuopo licking his tongue. If he catches the three-pronged monster without beating or scolding him, wash him clean and hang him on the fire for barbecue. It will taste great.
"The three-pronged monster is so popular that it only farts. I think to myself, this damn old witch is really disgusting!"
Under the dim light, Yang Suopo saw that the Yin Beast Soul was really scary, and he quickly waved his hand to tell her not to look at him, it was too scary.
The two of them discussed seriously how to deal with the three-pronged monster after catching it. The three-pronged monster happily came to the cage carrying a wooden barrel.
"Two heroes, you must be tired of scolding me. You will continue to scold me during the break. Now you can enjoy it."
The two demons of Yin and Yang saw the three-pronged monster jumping up and down in anger, staring at him and scolding him for not being human.
The three-pronged weirdo was not angry but happily watched them lose their temper.
"Oh, I said."
"I just like the way you two try to hit me but can't."
The two demons of Yin and Yang struggled for a long time without opening the cage. They scolded each other until their backs ached and their legs cramped. They stopped scolding and sat in the corners of the cage facing the wall and thinking about their mistakes.
"The two heroes are too impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil. Look at you two, you used to look scary, but now you are even more scary! Come on, let's talk while we eat. Let's have a good talk. The three-pronged monster opened the wooden box. Take out the meatballs, roast chicken, roast duck, big elbow, tortoise ginseng soup and ten jars of wine."
People are like iron rice and steel. If they don't eat even one meal, they will feel hungry.
The two demons of Yin and Yang couldn't help but get up when they smelled the aroma of the food and came to the cage. They looked at the delicious food but didn't dare to eat it for fear of being poisonous.
The three-pronged weirdo moved a small bench and sat down to eat and drink the food and drink one after another, but it was of no use to them. The two demons of Yin and Yang wolfed down the food in Fengjuan Canyun.
The two of them drank a little wine and only burped.
"Don't be in a hurry, eat slowly. If it's not enough, there will be plenty of food."
Oh my grandson.
As long as you have the conscience to bring food to your grandparents, they will not make you suffer when they kill you later. The ghost beast will curse after eating and drinking, and the three-pronged weirdo will pick up the gasoline barrel and drop it on the ground to set it on fire.
"Tell me, what would happen if you poured kerosene into the dungeon and lit it to seal it?"
That's fire oil, water and fire are merciless. If you light it up, the small dungeon will soon be engulfed by the sea of fire. The two demons of Yin and Yang are afraid of fire even if they are awesome, and they will probably be burned into mummies soon!
The two demons of Yin and Yang were so frightened that they immediately gave in and said New Year greetings with a playful smile.
Especially when the Yin Beast Soul took off his coat to seduce the three-pronged weirdo, Yang Suopo was so angry that he just stamped his feet and cursed. Taking advantage of the danger, the three-pronged weirdo took the Yin Beast Soul to the second room alone, and Yang Suopo was covered in green smoke. Listen to the jingling sound.
"Are you comfortable? The three-pronged weirdo asked."
Comfortable, really comfortable.
So cool. The Yin Beast Soul laughed evilly.
After talking to each other, Yang Shuopo couldn't bear it anymore and pushed open the cell door, wielding a chain and throwing knives and rushed into the next cell. Seeing the scene in front of him, he happily asked, "I want to feel comfortable too, okay?"
The three-pronged weirdo nodded, come on, brothers, let’s have a fish massage and foot massage together.
Hi hi.
Next door is a fish pond. There are thousands of small fish in the pond for washing feet and doing pedicures. It's really cool.
The three of them soaked their feet and asked each other how they felt.
Cool, cool, cool.
"Two heroes, even if you beat me to death, you won't be able to get out of the dungeon. The special formation in the dungeon is extremely strong. Only I can open the mechanism. Even if you can occasionally run out, at most you will be suffocated by the poisonous smoke when you reach the exit of the dungeon. Death, the reason why I released you two from the cage is to have a good communication, the Yin and Yang Demons can hear that the three-pronged weirdo is very confident and does not act rashly."
OK OK.
Let's talk.
Those who know the current affairs of the Yin and Yang demons are heroes.
Please ask the three-pronged weirdo what you need to release us.
"I need you to tell me where Yellow Wolf hides gold, silver and jewelry. I will take people to kidnap and give you some of it. What do you think?"
Ho ho ho ha ha ha.
Three-pronged monster, your requirements are too low. Let me tell you, there is no need to rob the Yellow Wolf treasure vault, you can just hitch a car and pull it. If you want to dominate a party, you can occupy any place in the Xishan Sect. Yellow Wolf is already dead.
When the three-pronged monster heard that Yellow Wolf was dead, he stood up and laughed wildly. You two heroes can't deceive me with such low-level lies. You want me to attack the Xishan Sect and then be killed by Yellow Wolf!
How could Yellow Wolf die? There was no way he would die. The three-pronged monster didn't believe what the Yin and Yang Demons said at all. Instead, he threw away his sleeves and left the dungeon in anger.
Yang Shuopo laughed wildly and kept yelling, "Three-pronged weirdo, don't judge a gentleman with a villain's heart. If you don't believe me, you can go and see for yourself, the three-pronged weirdo can hear it clearly."
The three-pronged monster stood in a daze at the entrance of the dungeon for a long time, thinking about many problems in his mind with a serious expression. He ordered his men to guard the dungeon and kill him without mercy if there was any abnormality.
He wandered out of the bamboo forest village and came to a small river on the edge of the cliff. He looked down at the five- to six-meter-deep river flowing and saw fish, shrimps and crabs swimming around, picking up stones and playing with them in the water.
Suddenly the black wind shook behind me.
not good.
Someone made a sneak attack, and the three-pronged weirdo took off with Qinggong and went to the cliff opposite the river ditch to look back.
The female village leader led more than ten men carrying fresh prey and wild ginseng and laughed.
"Hey, look, I've scared you. We're just trying to scare you. Come over quickly and have a picnic and barbecue and drink tonic ginseng soup."
snort.
I'm just teasing you too.
The three-pronged weirdo flew to the scene. There was a burst of busy barbecue and the smell of barbecue, and the soup stewed with mountain spring water tasted great.
Hoo ho ho.
This wild pure natural giant tortoise plus wild ginseng soup, the three-pronged weirdo, the female village leader and her men drank half a bowl and drank so much that blood spurted from their noses and mouths, making the whole place burst into laughter.
While eating barbecue and drinking soup, I always feel like something is missing.
The three-pronged weirdo winked at the female subordinates and encouraged them to sing and dance for fun.
This time, the three-pronged weirdo bastard drank more soup. He saw women dancing and having sex like running water.
The female village leader's angry curls were smoking and groaning.
Stop stop stop.
Everybody get lost.
