You can stay and take care of them. "
Ji Beili didn't dare not listen and had no choice but to agree.
The flood ditch disappeared into the night.
Ji Beili looked around and saw that the house was not bad. Although it was dilapidated, the house was fully equipped with pots, pans, tables, chairs, benches, bedding, and all daily necessities.
A dozen women and ghosts followed him.
Ji Beili smiled playfully and asked them to go to the west room to sleep. The women were obedient and went to bed.
He hid in the east room, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. He was afraid that the poisonous woman with the energy liquid would attack him. He lay on the cupboard and huddled up until dawn.
I have been suffering from back pain and leg cramps all night!
When he woke up in the morning, he felt chilly. When he looked around, he saw more than a dozen women floating around the cabinet, staring at him.
"Morning."
Early in the morning, Ji Beili was so frightened that he couldn't stand still and fell to the ground. The women burst into laughter, and he laughed too.
After carefully observing the more than ten female thieves, they showed no ill intentions towards me and slowly turned back to normal people. They still looked like men and women, smiling and ogling, and took the initiative to come forward and let Ji Beili read his palm.
This time, Ji Beili had the lust but not the courage. He didn't dare to mess around and said seriously.
"Be more serious from now on. You and I have a superior-subordinate relationship. I am the best master in the world, and Shui Shui Gou belongs to my defeated generals. I don't fight for fame and fortune, but give up my rights to Shui Shui Gou. He is the boss in front of outsiders. I am the king behind my back, so you must be obedient."
More than a dozen women nodded.
"Well, that's pretty much it. Go and cook for me. Remember to add more spice. Chili is my favorite. Also, go to the supermarket to buy stinky tofu. The stinky tofu tastes great when chewed with garlic."
More than a dozen women were ordered to work and came to the courtyard to talk about it.
"Hey, sisters, Ji Beili, who claims to be the best in the world, seems to have had his head kicked by a donkey. He likes stinky tofu and chewing garlic. I gave it a try. The taste is so good."
The fat female thief interjected, everyone, don’t underestimate these strange people, they might be really capable.
The energy liquid magic of more than a dozen female thieves was automatically eliminated. They wanted to run but did not dare to run and hesitated.
"Shui Honggou knew that the energy liquid was not very powerful and could only bluff people, but he didn't know that the energy would automatically lose its effectiveness so quickly!"
More than a dozen female thieves made painful decisions but still did not dare to run away. They also knew that their bodies were poisoned by magic. They were normal for a while and abnormal for a while, which made them nervous and listless to work.
While more than a dozen female thieves were cooking in the kitchen, they whispered to each other that they wanted to clean up Ji Beili. This guy was so bad.
Everyone decided to put some laxatives into the food, and everyone applauded this move.
More than a dozen women happily served the food to the table.
"The best master in the world, Master Ji, is ready to dine. More than a dozen female thieves are calling him in turn."
Ji Beili was lying on the armchair and felt happy. He usually flattered others, but today he finally became the boss for a while. In order to experience the grandeur of being the boss, he pretended not to hear their shouts.
He didn't answer when more than a dozen female thieves called out for a long time.
"Everyone, he must be deaf. How about we beat the gongs and drums for a while? They turned around to get the gongs and drums. Angrily, Ji Beili narrowed his eyes and shouted, "Stop." The frightened female thief hurried forward to say hello."
Ji Beili looked at the delicious food on the table and lost most of his anger. He waved his hand for them to eat and drink with him.
The female thief waved her hands repeatedly and said, "When the leader eats, they can only watch and not serve it. How about this, I will give you a back massage and you can enjoy it while eating."
Ji Beili grinned and wolfed down more than a dozen female thieves, beating their backs and massaging them while he muttered.
Damn it, everyone wants to be the boss, but it turns out the bosses are treated differently!
He felt unsatisfied, so he ordered six women to sing and dance for fun, and four to give massages on their backs.
While the house was filled with laughter, drinking, and eating meat, more than a dozen female thieves laughed evilly. They saw with their own eyes that Ji Beili's father ate the laxative-laced food.
When the room was filled with laughter and laughter, Shui Shuigou walked in and was so angry that he couldn't help but feel angry when he saw the scene in front of him.
Let me go, Ji Beili, you are pretty good, good wine and good food, and there are people singing, dancing, back-beating and massaging. Isn’t it great?
Ji Beili was so frightened when he saw Shui Shuigou that he slipped under the table, climbed out, and laughed.
"Master, please sit down quickly. Please sit down quickly. I will massage your back, sing and dance."
More than a dozen female thieves laughed so hard that they laughed and foamed at the mouth.
In order to let the female thief know who is the boss, Shuishigou asked Ji Beili to beat his legs and pour wine for him, and asked him who was the one who kept his word.
Ji Beili said cheerfully, "Of course he is the leader. The leader will still rule the world in the future. Long live the leader. Long live the leader." Ji Beili knelt down and kowtowed.
More than a dozen female thieves were so happy that Shui Shuigou chewed chicken feet and looked at them.
They were very sensible and knelt down shouting long live long live long live long live long live.
Hongshui Gou felt a little better about being a leader and smiled proudly.
Ji Beili groaned and ran straight to the hut, holding his stomach.
"Huh, I'm just being lazy."
"Come."
"You guys sang and danced for me to entertain me. Hongshuigou drank wine and meat and enjoyed the singing and dancing. The laxatives he ate soon caused an attack. He ate a bit too much. The laxatives were too powerful. Hongshuigou felt like having diarrhea. He just ran to the door and shook his head, shaking his head and sighing. , having a cold war, the room smelled instantly and the water of the Yellow River quietly flowed!"
More than a dozen female thieves covered their noses and hid in the corner, laughing evilly.
"Hongshui Guu held on to the wall and pushed it out with all his strength. Ah... it felt so good. He turned around and smiled awkwardly at the female thief."
Go and prepare bath water for me.
Go quickly.
More than a dozen female thieves cried and howled in joy.
Ji Beilila was exhausted and leaning on a wooden stick tremblingly. He just arrived at the door and saw the scene. He vomited and couldn't hold it back. He quickly flushed the toilet, but... alas! He didn't hold back, shivering and shivering while holding on to the big tree in the courtyard, looking like he was enjoying himself.
The Chaqi of Hongshuigoule jumps high!
This time it was even more troublesome. It sprayed and smoked directly!
More than a dozen female thieves were kicking their legs, rolling their eyes, and frothing!
There was no bathhouse in the courtyard, so I found two large water tanks. They filled them with water and called for them to take a bath.
As soon as they jumped into the water tank, they jumped out again with a roar.
cold water.
It's cool water, wow cool, wow cool well water.
Shuigou wrapped himself in a quilt and ran straight towards the female thief. The female thief was so frightened that she knelt down and shouted for mercy.
They really didn't have time to boil the water. If they waited for the water to boil less, they might stink. For this reason, Shui Shuigou reluctantly agreed.
A farce ended.
Shuishigou and Ji Beili thought there was something wrong with the food at the same time and ran to the living room to check. They found that everything in the house had been thrown away by the female thief. It was really smelly.
They had no evidence and could only suspect.
Hongshuanggou discovered that more than a dozen female thieves no longer had the magic power of the energy liquid, and was so surprised that they walked around the room.
"Impossible, how could this happen? He looked at the female thieves one by one as if they were resembling each other, making the female thieves tremble and fear."
Let me ask you, when will your body return to normal? Is there anything unusual?
The female thief did not dare to hide her truthful answer.
