"Women are swearing. You two shameless perverts can read palms. Damn it. Perverts deserve to die. My aunts were planning to make some money to spend, but for the sake of seeing you shameless people, humph, I will torture you to death." Beast."
"No, no, no, we can't let you die so quickly. We must put them on the iron plate to roast and dance."
The women laughed in agreement.
Shuishigou and Ji Beili were no longer horny at this time. Look at me, you two, and I will look at you like idiots!
"Master, these shameless people want to burn the iron plate to make us dance. The hot and uncomfortable feeling is hard to describe!"
"What to do?"
Shuishui Gou looked down at his cartoon red underwear and chuckled. They looked pretty good. He didn't pay any attention to Ji Beili's gourd vinegar.
Ji Beili shook his head and sighed, it's over, it's over, crazy, crazy, it seems that we can't attack by force but can only outsmart him.
He has an advantage, he is shameless, and this advantage was brought to full display as he laughed at more than 20 women.
The women were so frightened that they wanted to beat him to death.
"Dear godmothers, my son is polite, please let me go. I am just an ordinary citizen and my life is not easy."
More than twenty women jumped up and twitched when they heard him calling her godmother!
Not to mention that it was fun for them to watch Ji Beili.
Ji Beili was very good at observing words and emotions. He opened his mouth and cried loudly, Godmothers, please spare me. I have parents who are over eighty years old and have more than ten children.
Before he finished speaking, he was beaten by the women.
"Mom, you are so stupid. You still dare to lie. Nowadays, the family plan is to have one child per family, but you actually have more than ten children. I will beat you to death. I will beat you so hard that Ji Bei will be ripped apart and your legs will twitch and moan."
That's right, there are more than ten children. They are not biological, they are adopted orphans. Although I am a poor person, I see these orphans are homeless and in trouble, but I still want to give them a place to stay, even if they have to eat chaff. At least the food is safe, Ji Beili cried in grievance.
He lied so much that five or six women at the scene shed tears and cried to let Ji Beili go.
Finally, they decided to let him go.
Hanging aside, Hongshuigou heard that this trick was very effective and followed it.
He also opened his mouth and cried loudly to his godmother, complaining, and even more exaggeratedly said that he had adopted more than a hundred orphans. This time his secret was exposed, which angered the female thief and beat her with a wooden stick until her skin was torn and her legs were cramping.
If you two want to leave, go ahead and dream. Hmph, just curse and leave the stone prison.
Ji Beili instinctively wanted to run away, but was annoyed by the flood ditch and cursed in his mind, too lazy to pay attention to him.
Shui Shuigou looked at the cartoon red underwear and shook his head and sighed. Unexpectedly, the peerless martial arts master capsized in the gutter, failed to hit a single move, and was hanged in a stone prison and beaten.
The most annoying thing is that he was made worse than dead by a group of female thieves!
The more Hong Shuigou thought about it, the more angry he became. He laughed to himself in anger.
He saw Ji Beili hanging in the stone prison like a big hairless wild bear with his head downcast.
"Hey, Ji Beili, you just made up all these lies. I almost took it seriously!"
"You, you, you, as told by parents who are over 80 years old, I don't believe it when it comes to more than ten children. How can you adopt orphans with such a bad attitude? Hahahahaha, it's really ridiculous."
When Ji Beili saw the cartoon red underwear in Hongshuigou, it looked like Ryukyu and a crocodile, and he laughed heartily, like a croaking laugh.
His laughter was so infectious that Shui Shuigou looked at him more carefully.
"Don't go crazy. You will at least get beaten in turn. If you go crazy, these women will kill you and throw you into a deep valley to feed the wild beasts."
No matter what, you should find a way to escape.
Leader, we can only use outsmarts and not attack by force. We need to be careful to deal with these damn women. What do you think we should do?
"Humph, it's all your fault. Without you rushing to tell fortunes and read palms, we wouldn't be in this situation!"
Shuishigou put the responsibility on Ji Beili.
When Ji Beili changed the subject and mentioned rescuing the three guards, Shuangshuigou decided that he had to find a way to go out and do important things.
He and Ji Beili muttered for a while and then shouted, "It's dead, it's dead, it's dead, come and die!"
More than 20 women quickly rushed into the stone prison and took a look at Dala's head in the flood ditch. She stretched out her legs, stuck out her tongue, rolled her eyes and died!
They talked about it and didn't understand how they died. They looked back and saw Ji Beili foaming at the mouth and laughing.
Women gathered around him asking what was going on.
Ji Beili shook his head and said, "Quick, quick, let me out. This man and I also met while chatting on the road and didn't know much about his past. He felt like he was going to die just now when he told me the truth."
He has an infectious disease that can be spread through breathing, air, and blood. This infectious disease spreads easily and his body's organs slowly rot and die without him noticing.
Just now he died after petting me and spitting on me. Look, his body is moving, not alive, but slowly being eaten by terrible bacteria in his body.
Let me out quickly, I don't want to die like that.
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Let me out quickly, Ji Beili said, biting his tongue and pretending to vomit blood while laughing.
After hearing this, the thieves cursed and fled in all directions, not caring about Beili and Hongshuigou.
They took the gold, silver and jewelry and ran away immediately!
It took a lot of effort for Ji Beili and Shui Shuigou to break free from the binding rope and fall to the ground. They didn't care about anything else and went to find their clothes first. Their clothes had been thrown away long ago, but luckily there were many women's clothes in the cabinets in the house. It fits well on people.
Ji Beili hurriedly searched for the antidote. Hongshuigou sneered and asked him to catch the poisonous tongues, poisonous scorpions, and poisonous frogs. When Hongshuigou chewed their venom and drank it, his magic power increased and his mana was restored. Fighting poison with poison can only be used by people with superb spells. Ordinary Anyone who drinks the venom will surely die.
Ji Beili got goosebumps all over his body as he watched the flood ditch swallowing poisonous scorpions, poisonous frogs and pythons alive. He knew that these people were cold-blooded animals, cheerful on the outside but vicious on the inside.
He should have less contact with people like Shui Shuigou in the future, as he might be eaten at any time!
Alas, there is no other way at hand. It seems that there is no other choice but to cooperate with him.
After Shui Shuigou regained his magic power, he turned around and went to the cottage courtyard to look for the female thief. The group of people had disappeared, and he was so angry that he jumped like thunder and screamed wildly.
He flew up into the air and used his palms to erupt black smoke, smashing the stronghold to pieces.
Shui Shuigou cursed and left.
Ji Beili shouted for help.
Shuishui Gou looked back and was happy to see that Ji Beili's poisoning had not been resolved yet, and he was on the verge of death.
"Hey, Ji Beili, I remember you claimed to be the best in the world, why can't you remove the venom?"
Ji Beili was almost poisoned to death and he was still bragging.
Huh, my spells are off duty today, and I can't even cast my superb spells.
Give you a chance to show off, quickly, detoxify me.
I might even teach you spells when I'm happy in the future.
After hearing this, Shuishigou foamed at the mouth and twitched. He must have been angry.
"Gao, it's really high. I have to save you. I just like your shameless spirit. Shuishigou kept his word and saved him."
