"My dear, you are a dead yellow wolf, don't pretend to be a corpse. It's so scary that I almost peed my pants. Oh no, I've peed my pants now. Before Feng Ziyue finished speaking, the coffin made a clang sound."
He was looking at the coffin which was empty and the yellow wolf was gone.
"Ah...ahhhhh...the special code is fake. Run, run quickly. Feng Ziyue could only think of running words. Someone pulled him while he was panicking."
Don't leave in a hurry, let's drink and eat together and take you to the underworld.
"Stop making trouble and run quickly. If you don't run away from the yellow wolf, you will be eaten."
Hum hum.
Feng Ziyue heard the familiar voice and turned around suddenly to see Huang Lang sorting out his fat shroud. She took out the shroud and hat from her arms and put it on and asked him if he was handsome!
Feng Ziyue was really frightened when she saw the pale and cold yellow wolf at close range. She put her hands under his nose tentatively without gasping for breath. Damn it, get inside the coffin quickly. That's where you belong. Don't come out and scare people!
Zhen Tema was a little scared, so Feng Ziyue flew towards the entrance of the mourning hall, flew up in the air and urinated along his trouser legs.
When he arrived at the entrance of the mourning hall, there was no escort chasing him. When he looked back, he saw that the yellow wolf had disappeared.
Feng Ziyue ignored the sight of the coffin and walked out of the mourning hall gate. Just as he was about to run away, Yellow Wolf and a ghost used force to block the way with a three-ring circle.
"It's been a long time since I last saw Feng Ziyue. How are you? Do you think you can still leave? I tell you clearly that you can still survive if you put down your weapons and don't fight. If you don't listen, I will catch you and your life will be worse than death."
You're not dead?
Still alive?
"Hmph, how could I die if I am immortal? Huang Lang laughed wildly and looked at Feng Ziyue fiercely. The three rings in his hand collided with the mourning hall and quickly moved to the camp courtyard. Two hundred archers were in position around him. There were rumbling sounds in the dark night courtyard. Activate."
Feng Ziyue knew that she had been fooled and the only way out was to fight to have any hope.
Looking around at the dark night and the crowds of people blocking the way, he suddenly changed his strategy to outwit them.
"Brother Huang, if you have something to say, please speak up and don't be impulsive. Come on, come on, let's sit on the coffin board and have a chat. Feng Ziyue took the initiative and sat on the coffin board and laughed. Paper money was flying around the brazier at the head of the coffin and he was grinning with fright. The escort team retreats, it’s like a real special code and a fake corpse!”
Damn, you are shameless, don’t be too close to me, I will treat you as your ancestor and not your brother.
Someone, go over and tie him up and put him in a cage.
The escort couldn't get closer without trembling.
"Fengfengfeng... Ziyue, we are ordered to tie you up. You must not kill someone impulsively," the guard said while squinting, meaning that the yellow wolf is the mastermind of a certain empress."
Feng Ziyue couldn't hold back her laughter and farted. The coffin creaked loudly. The five guards who had been knocked unconscious just now woke up from the bottom of the coffin board and crawled out and went straight to the yellow wolf!
In the middle of the night, people crawled out from the bottom of the coffin, scaring the yellow wolf back. Most of the escorts ran away, howling and screaming, "It's a fake corpse, a ghost is coming!" There was a commotion.
When the five guards saw the yellow wolf standing in front of them wearing a shroud, they were so frightened that they went crazy and howled!
He pulled out his machete, cursed and slashed at the yellow wolf.
Yellow wolves are not afraid of people!
He was also a little confused and couldn't tell whether the five guys in front of him were humans or ghosts!
He was so frightened that he grabbed the guard as a shield and the two sides fought until the whole place was wailing.
Feng Ziyue sat on the head of the coffin and watched the excitement. The unexpected situation made him so happy that he forgot to escape.
It was quite amusing for him to see yellow wolves and zombies jumping around like spirits.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, five guards died tragically!
Huang Lang was so angry that he led people to surround the tomb. Feng Ziyue didn't realize until it was too late to escape.
"Feng Ziyue, your death day has come, you must die. I will personally send you to the west. The yellow wolf will use the three-ring circle to fly up and kill him!"
Ahhhhh... Yellow Wolf and the guards backed away with deafening roars and stared at him without daring to move rashly.
Feng Ziyue stood on the coffin board, curling her lips and arrogantly walking back and forth with her hands behind her back, nodding her head frequently as if inspecting the work. Suddenly her appearance changed, she nodded, bowed, laughed, jumped to the ground and ran straight towards the yellow wolf.
"Damn it, don't come here and play tricks or I'll beat you to death immediately."
Hey hey hey, Feng Ziyue chuckled, picked up the rope, returned to the coffin board, tied himself tightly and rolled it into the coffin.
"Please come here if you don't die. Oh no, come here if I don't die."
Feng Ziyue's unusual behavior caught Huang Lang off guard and frowned.
Come here, the escort team came in. Yellow Wolf touched their foreheads one by one and then touched his own forehead, but there was no fever!
"Well, alas...! Feng Ziyue is crazy! You go and imprison him in the dungeon and feed him well and entertain him until he dies of natural causes."
Leader, in my opinion, this kid is not crazy. He was kicked in the head by a donkey yesterday. He is insane and may bite people and spread the disease. I just don't do anything and throw him to the Gobi Desert to feed wild animals.
Some guards suggested roasting it over a fire, sterilizing it, and throwing it away.
One of the guards suggested throwing him into a pile of poisonous prey and letting poisonous scorpions, poisonous snakes, and poisonous spiders eat him.
Some people suggested that they simply suffocate in the coffin and perform a disguise technique to wait for the opponent to take the bait.
Feng Ziyue was lying in the coffin and could clearly hear the loud banging and farting. These scum were really bad!
When Huang Lang heard the last one, his eyes lit up, so he did this and suffocated Feng Ziyue to death in the coffin.
"Come here, hurry up and close the coffin."
The escort immediately took action.
When the guards were carrying the coffin board to cover it, Feng Ziyue yelled and stood up, howling like a ghost and grinning, which scared the guards to drop the coffin and run away!
At this time, Yellow Wolf was also a little afraid that he might be mistaken for a ghost!
Feng Ziyue tied herself up too tightly and struggled for a long time without untying the rope, so she simply jumped upright in the tomb.
From time to time, he looked directly at everyone.
From time to time, he would pick up the paper money from the brazier and laugh.
From time to time, I wave to everyone, "Come on, I will take you to travel to the underworld for free."
"Yellow Wolf and the guards shook their heads!"
"Well, since you don't want to go to the underworld, please retreat first. Feng Ziyue is bounding out of the cemetery to run away!"
The escort naturally stepped out of the way and watched him leave quickly.
Huang Lang hid in the corner of the funeral shed and watched Feng Ziyue's shadow, knowing that he was playing something bad.
Kicked away the coffin board and hit him hard on the head. Feng Ziyun Gong broke free and dodged the coffin board. The two of them fought together.
The yellow wolf became fierce and directly used the soul-stealing aperture technique. The tornado blew up and exploded. The sky was dark and the earth was dark, and the vision was blurred. The wind in the night forced him back to the funeral shed. The archers of the escort team fired a volley of arrows at him and he hid with scars. He couldn't get out of the coffin, so he raised his hand to draw a circle and shouted surrender.
Feng Ziyue only has hope of living by doing this intentionally.
"Ho ho ha ha ha," Huang Lang curled his lips and shook his head. Alas, it turns out that Feng Ziyue is a fearful and incompetent person.
"You stand up and speak. I won't kill you for the time being."
Feng Ziyue was obedient and got up. "Brother Huang, please let me go. I will say goodbye later." After he said that, he wanted to run away.
The yellow wolf knocked on the three-ring ring and the sound only sounded like the wind did not dare to run away from the moon.