Feng Ziyue sat on the pile of rocks and thought about the past when she met them. These two guys had done all kinds of evil and basically never done any good. They deserved their fate today.
Facing a powerful opponent in Hongshuigou, it would be impossible without help. He could save them but also educate them.
The two demons of Yin and Yang were crying loudly when they heard the snoring and looked up and were so angry that they wanted to hit someone. They saw Feng Ziyue sleeping soundly, licking her lips and talking in her sleep. I even farted after that!
The two quickly moved away, knowing that he was approaching him with a playful smile on his face to save his life.
"Feng Daxia, the wind is blowing in the wild. It's easy to catch a cold when you wake up and can't sleep."
The more they talked about it, the more soundly Feng Ziyue slept. She lay down among the flowers with her legs crossed and her snoring was deafening.
The Yin and Yang demons looked at each other and had no choice but to sit aside and wait.
Within two minutes, Feng Ziyue's words floated out, and they both pricked up their ears to listen.
"I want to have a foot massage and a back massage. It has to be comfortable."
Yang Shuang Po shook his big donkey face, pulled out a chain and thrown a knife, and was about to strike, but was blocked by the Yin Beast Soul. He quickly went to prepare a stone pot with firewood to heat hot water to make Da Xia Feng bald. Oh, no, let Da Xia Feng have his feet heated for a pedicure.
Yang Shuopo immediately went to prepare.
The Yin Beast Soul muttered, "Master Feng, you go to sleep first while I pick herbs and soak your feet for good health," and he quickly went to meet the Yang Soul Po.
Feng Ziyue followed them happily.
When the Yin Beast Soul saw Yang Suopo hiding in a tree hole, he cursed and vented his anger for twenty minutes.
"Old lady, I'm sick from the devil's poison and I don't want to suffer from this cowardice. Let's tear Feng Ziyue into pieces as soon as possible. He is obviously playing tricks on us!"
The Yin Beast Soul shook his head and sighed, I don't want to die yet. How about this? I'll tell him the bad things you said about Feng Ziyue and ask him to give you a ride. Then I'll perform well and get the antidote to live happily ever after.
"Old lady, believe it or not, I will rip your head off and use it as a ball."
This sentence incited the old witch to roll up her arms and sleeves and start scratching people. Three to five minutes later, an old man with disheveled clothes, scars all over his body, disheveled hair, swaying, and dull eyes limped out of the tree hole.
Feng Ziyue was so happy that she almost changed her gender when she saw them!
The Yin Beast Soul was even worse and asked him if he could screw his head and play football?
Yang Shuopo shook his head desperately as if he was stupid, no no no no, don't come here, stay away from me, I'm scared, really scared.
At this time, the Yang Soul Soul and the zombies jumping out of the coffin were extremely scary, as if they were mentally disturbed by the soul of the Yin Beast and were running and jumping all over the mountains and fields!
He shouted "Daddy" to wild bears, hungry wolves, and pythons, scaring the beasts into running away. They don't need such a son.
Feng Ziyue looked at Yang Suopo who was really pitiful and came to Jin to comfort him, "Hey, hey, the old man was cursing and saying that he was not a thing!"
Feng Ziyue was so angry that her face darkened and she just snorted.
The Yin Beast Soul was so angry that he pulled out the chain and threw the knife, held him down and yelled at the eunuch. The eunuch waved the knife to kill the eunuch. Yang Suopo was so frightened that he didn't dare to pretend to be stupid and shouted for mercy. He pushed him away and hid behind Feng Ziyue.
"Crazy, crazy, this woman is crazy, Feng Daxia, please bear witness to me that I am going to divorce her, and I will divorce her and live with a fat woman."
Well, your idea is very good and worthy of praise. Come and approach Yin Beast Soul and ask her to tell you if you can find a fat woman.
He quickly pushed the Yang Soul Soul to the front of the Yin Beast Soul. The two looked at each other close at hand. Seeing that the Yin Beast Soul was not angry but happy, he scratched his head and tried to run, but couldn't run.
"Old man, I can divorce you. Let's go. I'll prepare a wedding for you. Marry a fat woman and bring her to the bridal chamber. It's better to choose a different date and get married today, with Shuishigou and Feng Daxia as witnesses."
The Yin Beast Soul grinds its teeth as it speaks.
Yang Suopo knelt down and shouted for mercy, fearing that the night of his wedding would be the day he died.
Feng Ziyue was very happy to see the two of them fighting. It was getting late to get down to business.
"Two heroes, the birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant and the sunshine is warming me. I suddenly have pain in the soles of my feet. How can I cure it?"
The two of them immediately brought a stone pot, put some herbs on it, lit a bonfire, and performed a foot massage and back massage. Not to mention that their techniques were more professional than professional. After asking around, I learned that they had opened a foot massage parlor before they debuted.
"Feng Daxia, you also had a foot massage and enjoyed the back massage. Now can you help us and let Shuigou remove the evil poison from our bodies?"
"Feng Daxia, you are our benefactor and the reborn parents. Please help us."
The two demons of Yin and Yang cried and burst into tears, and Yang Suopo even wiped his nose on his legs. The angry Feng Ziyue hurriedly dodged.
Okay, okay, I decided to help you two, but I have one requirement. The magic poison in you two is fatal. If I really save you two, you can't be my enemy again if you return to the Xishan Sect.
"We will always follow Da Xia Feng to fight wherever he leads in the world."
"You are our reborn parents, dad, no, godfather, Yang Suopo grabbed Feng Ziyue's hand and shouted godfather!"
Feng Ziyue touched his head and smiled from ear to ear, saying goodbye, goodbye, I have a godson, as long as you and I are not enemies in the future.
Feng Ziyue really didn't brag that he actually had a godson who was more than ten years older than him. He was the famous person Ji Beili.
"Yes, yes, Daxia Feng's godson is so evil that he gnashes his teeth and hates it! The two devils of Yin and Yang are often punished by Ji Beili. Ji Beili is the most evil, and the most irritating kind."
Master Feng, is there any way you can make Shui Shuigou expose us to the magic poison in our body?
Feng Ziyue took a deep breath and shook his head. There was nothing he could do, but he could try and try.
In addition to working every day, the two of you have to flatter Shuishigou. Don't practice Kung Fu. The poison in your body will react badly and you will go crazy and die.
I will try my best to help you and ask if I can remove the evil poison from you. I will also remove the evil poison from the two women.
"Just save us two. My intuition tells me that those two women and I may be fighting for husbands."
The three of them returned to the bamboo forest compound with roars of laughter.
As soon as he entered the hospital, two women blocked the door and told him to be careful. The leader was smashing things in the house all by himself!
Feng Ziyue looked blankly at the Yin and Yang Demons and the three of them frowned and quickly came to the window of Hongshuigou's room. Whoosh, the three of them dodged the chamber pot and flew past, followed by their vests and underpants.
Through the window, I saw Hongshuigou grabbing and smashing things in the house and nagging, I will succeed, I will succeed, hahaha, the energy liquid is invincible, hahaha...!
"He's crazy, he's crazy, the leader is crazy. What should we do with the demonic poison in our bodies when he's crazy?"
Two middle-aged women squatted down and cried with runny noses and tears.
The Yin and Yang Demons felt uncomfortable and stared inside the room.
There was a sound from the window. Flood ditch jumped forward and held Yang Shuopo's hand and said, the energy liquid is successful. If it is successful, it will only be tested on people. Come on, let me take you to see.
After hearing this, Yang Suopo went to the laboratory and pulled Yin Beast Soul forward, shaking his head like a rattle. Leader, please take her there.
The Yin Beast Soul was already frightened when he heard that people were being experimented with calf muscles!
Standing in front of the flood ditch, he yelled at Yang Shuopo, damn him!
Shui Shuigou asked him who he was scolding.
The Yin Beast Soul glared at Feng Ziyue from the side, but Feng Ziyue stared without saying a word.
