The two quickly entered the house, closed the doors and windows, ate pancakes and discussed important matters.
Recently, Monk Yikong's skill at making pancakes has improved a lot and they taste pretty good. Feng Ziyue ate three of them in one go.
After a while, my stomach rumbled and I went back and forth. The gate opened and I quickly ran to the toilet to have diarrhea. I went back and forth for more than a hundred times until I became dizzy and unintentional.
He was so weak that he managed to crawl to the door of the house and leaned on the threshold, groaning.
Monk Yikong was gloating! It didn't matter that he jumped, his stomach growled and he ran to the toilet.
The two were fighting over the toilet and had no strength to fight, so they could only communicate with each other through their eyes.
Feng Ziyue completely dismissed the fact that the other party framed him.
The two of them were sitting under a peach tree in the courtyard with their clothes disheveled. They were so frightened that they were so weak and twitching when they saw each other's miserable appearance.
"I'm sorry, Master Feng. I guess I mistakenly mistook the white ash for salt when I was making pancakes."
"I suddenly thought of a plan to spread pancakes and send them to the commander-in-chief of Xishan School for the yellow wolves to eat."
The two hit it off and took action immediately.
The two of them were very busy during the day and spread out 10,000 pancakes, all filled with high-end laxatives.
When they were pushing the pancakes and getting ready to set off, Feng Ziyue suddenly shouted to stop.
Destroy pancakes quickly.
Monk Yikong shook his head in confusion and muttered, Oh, why did the good Feng Daxia suddenly go crazy.
"It's crazy but not crazy. Let's quickly destroy the pancakes and make new rice cakes as planned."
"Now that Jianbing exists, it will be easy for yellow wolves to find us. Once found, you will be the first to be unlucky."
The two of them hurriedly destroyed the pancakes and made new rice cakes until the task was completed in the middle of the night.
The two spent the night painting pictures of beauties on the rice cake packaging to entice more people to eat it.
The next day, the two of them dressed up as old women and pushed rice cakes around Xishan Pai.
They pushed the cart around and didn't dare to shout, but no one bought the rice cakes.
Two or three hours passed and no one paid attention. The weather was hot and the rice cakes began to steam. A sour and refreshing smell floated in the streets and alleys and entered the Xishan Pai headquarters.
People began to approach in twos and threes to buy.
There were too many rice cakes and there was no point in buying them in twos and threes to have diarrhea. The two anxiously hid under the big tree and waited for customers.
Four people, Huoguang Xiandu, Huoguang Xiaoyao, Fei Gedujian and Beigonghua, were inspecting their work. They passed by a big tree and smelled a strange smell and came forward to check.
After the two parties met, they retreated in confusion.
Fei Ge Du Jian and Bei Gong Hua drew their weapons and hid behind Huo Guang Xian Du and Huo Guang Xiaoyao to see that it was not Feng Ziyue, but he looked similar.
"I was so shocked that I thought Feng Ziyue was coming!"
Fei Ge Po Jian nodded, I thought so too, what's going on now? I can't even sleep when I mention Feng Ziyue.
They talked about Huo Guang Xian Du and Huo Guang Xiaoyao. They seemed to have seen this person before.
Feng Ziyue was afraid of being exposed and hurriedly picked up the rice cakes and handed them to them, telling them that they must be steamed before eating.
"Four heroes, I can tell you are officials at first glance. Your temperament is majestic and majestic."
"Please accept my humble bow. The four chief leaders in the world command the world with their boundless power."
The four of them were so happy that Feng Ziyue was flattering them.
Beigonghua shook her walnut head and came to Jinqian. We wrapped the rice cakes and walked around and sent them to the head of the Xishan faction to collect the money.
Monk Yikong couldn't wait to push the cart inside. He wanted to find Heifeng Laoni.
The four of them followed the guards at the gate and did not dare to interrogate them. When they arrived at the gate, Fei Ge Du Jian and Bei Gong Hua specifically told them not to be embarrassed when the two rice cake sellers came out.
They pushed the rice cake cart to the courtyard and looked around. I went over and saw the interior decoration of the Xishan School's headquarters during the day. The interior was decorated with jade and rosewood, and the floor was inlaid with gold wire.
The rockery fish pond sculptures and ornaments are all made of pure gold. It takes at least an hour to row on the artificial lake in the main helm to the opposite side, where mandarin ducks and swarms of goldfish play.
Thousands of kinds of precious flowers are planted everywhere, and the fragrance is overflowing.
Each building has a different style, ranging from three- to five-story buildings to single-family villas.
The building is beautifully carved with dazzling gemstones and gold filigree.
The headquarters is so big that you have to ride a horse to do things, otherwise it will take half a day to walk.
Hey, Yellow Wolf has unique hobbies and built two zoos to raise cheetahs, hungry wolves, poisonous pythons, poisonous scorpions, and poisonous frogs.
Feng Ziyue and Monk Yikong were dazzled by the sight of them. They were splendid and dressed in gold and silver. It turned out that it was great to be the boss.
The two of them followed Fei Gou Du Jian, Bei Gong Hua, Huo Guang Xian Du and Huo Guang Xiaoyao on the cart and found two pure gold chamber pots when they walked to the corridor.
Monk Yikong couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the chamber pot, put it on his head and said it was his hat.
The four of them laughed without hesitation and rewarded the chamber pot to him.
Huo Guang Xiaoyao felt strange when he saw Monk Yi Kong's actions and Feng Ziyue looking at the rice cakes.
He left the scene on the pretext of patrolling and lighting the fire.
Fei Gedujian and Bei Gonghua Liuda led them to the kitchen of the cafeteria pushing rice cakes.
"Well, I said, we rarely eat rice cakes and we hide part of them and taste them slowly."
"Especially the beautiful pictures on the rice cake packaging are so cute, I can't help but touch them."
Bei Gonghua drew out her scimitar and made gestures, which scared Fei Goose Poison Sword and stopped with a smile.
Feng Ziyue had already prepared to pack some of the rice cakes with pictures of beautiful men, took them out and handed them to Bei Gonghua.
Bei Gonghua was very satisfied and asked Fei Ge Du Jian to quickly hide part of the rice cake and taste it privately.
"You two have done a great job and I will reward you heavily."
Monk Yikong made a sound when he heard that there was a reward for tidying up the chamber pot's helmet.
When they arrived at the kitchen, they ordered their men to unload the carts. Fei Ge Du Jian and Bei Gong Hua ordered them to heat up the rice cakes for the chief leader to taste first, and then prepare the rest for the staff to eat.
Feng Ziyue watched them all start cooking. They couldn't delay and leave quickly, otherwise they would be in trouble.
"Two invincible heroes, can we give you some money to live in our small business?"
Fei Ge Du Jian and Bei Gong Hua generously took out their scimitars and long swords and put them on their necks.
You two are just looking for money from me and the sect. The headmaster of Xishan Sect can only eat rice cakes from you two because your ancestral graves are smoking.
Get out of here, get out of here, or I'll kill you both.
The angry monk Yi Kong wanted to use martial arts.
Feng Ziyue suppressed a smile and pulled Monk Yikong away quickly.
The two of them pushed a cart of gold ornaments in a small cart and left in a swagger.
After Feng Ziyue thought about it, she kept the gold and immediately pushed it to the countryside to give to those in need.
Monk Yikong kept the gold chamber pot on his head and refused to take it off.
The two quickly hid near the Xishan faction's chief helm to watch the show.
When the two of them were gloating about their misfortune, they both felt something was wrong!
Heifeng Laoni, Lenghan, Gaobei, Lonely Feixue are also in the Xishan faction's general helm. It's fun to imagine the consequences of eating laxative rice cakes.
Monk Yikong was about to venture in and tell Heifeng Laoni not to eat rice cakes, but Feng Ziyue stopped him.
"Brother, the overall situation is for the sake of the black wind. Laoni, let's see what luck brings. May you wish for good luck."
Wait and wait.
When the sun reached noon, it was time to eat as usual within the Xishan sect.
The first three bowls of Fei Ge Po Sword and Bei Gong Hua rice cakes were tasted right out of the pot.