Feng Ziyue looked around and saw that there was no one around, then looked at herself and felt that the hot spring was very hot. She undressed and soaked in the hot spring while humming a tune excitedly.
"Wow, wow."
"Comfortable, extremely comfortable."
"Sing:
I want to get a wife,
I want to have money to spend,
I want to be beautiful every day, hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. "
Soaking in the hot springs, looking at the green mountains and green waters full of wildflowers, listening to the chirping of birds and animals, and basking in the warm sunshine is beautiful, really beautiful.
At this time, Feng Ziyue forgot about her big errands and focused on enjoying the hot springs.
I feel bad, my stomach suddenly sinks, rumbling, rumbling, and my intestines start to fight. I guess it’s because of the chicken stand just now!
Feng Ziyue's eyes wandered, wondering if something was wrong. Just because it was impossible for a chicken to have diarrhea, someone might be causing trouble.
Ouch, ouch, no, the fight in the intestines is secondary to the door. The door seems to be bursting!
Feng Ziyue felt a pain in her stomach and quickly climbed out of the hot spring. However, it was a bit slow and the clear hot spring sprayed all over the ground and changed color.
Birds and animals were seen peeping around and quickly leaving the scene.
In two minutes, Feng Ziyue had diarrhea in an open space with a radius of 200 meters. Moreover, his naked body was running around, scaring the passing beasts and leaving them stunned.
"Damn it, you damn chicken stand shopkeeper, I can't spare you. You have to die and do your work!"
"Ouch, it hurts. I held my stomach and ran into the grass to have diarrhea."
The person who was so happy just now suddenly became dejected, swaying, eyes straight, and he slowly approached the hot spring as if he was stupid. No matter what, he washed his stinky body first.
I couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north for two hours. I lay in the hot spring and looked at the blue sky and the sun and smiled.
Drowsily, he fell asleep leaning against the hot spring.
"Go forward quickly, quickly, don't delay, be careful there is an ambush in the mountains and forests."
Feng Ziyue was awakened by a burst of noise. She looked up and saw a group of horses coming out of the woods, carrying many large sacks on their backs.
In addition to the groom, there were fifty or sixty people accompanying him.
This group of men and women, tall, short, fat and thin, dressed in different clothes, holding swords and laughing, were walking along the mountain road.
Feng Ziyue wanted to hide for a while and got up and quickly got into the hot spring. His naked clothes were still hanging on the crooked neck tree not far away.
He lay in the hot spring with his head wet, waiting for them to come over and leave quickly.
The horse team was getting closer and closer, passing quickly by the hot spring without stopping.
Someone picked up Feng Ziyue's clothes with a big knife and tore them into pieces to wipe the sweat from the horses!
Feng Ziyue watched helplessly as her clothes were torn to pieces, then she looked at her naked body, and then she looked at the barren mountains and wild mountains where no one would be in trouble if they encountered wild beasts!
Gritting his teeth and cursing, he wanted to rush out and block the road to ask if he saw a woman in the cavalry, but he couldn't bear it.
There were more than a dozen people squatting on top of the hot spring and peeing, hoo hoo hoo, peeing like rain, just spraying onto his head, not to mention the sour smell!
Feng Ziyue shut her mouth tightly and suppressed silence. After a while, the horse team walked into the Grand Canyon and walked away.
I ran to the clean hot spring across the street and washed myself for a long time. I cursed and went straight to the Grand Canyon to educate them.
I ran out for a short distance and felt a bit of cold wind blowing. I laughed when I looked at my naked body. I looked around the forest and it was impossible to find clothes. I quickly rushed into the woods to make a suit of clothes using weeds, leaves and rattan. I wore wooden shoes on my feet and a hat on my head. The bird's nest is covered with tree leaves, and it looks like a wild man walking in the wind. If you don't look carefully, it is a new species of wild beast.
We headed straight into the depths of the Grand Canyon and soon found a hidden mountain village at the corner of a cave in the Grand Canyon.
With many years of experience, this place is either a den of thieves or a mountain king.
Watching the cavalry enter the village.
The cottage is not big, with more than a hundred houses scattered here and there. The cottage has a precipitous terrain, with a grand canyon on three sides, and a Louis to defend it on one side.
There are many big trees growing inside and outside the village. It is difficult to find this place.
From a distance, there is a large waterfall flowing down from the village.
The beautiful environment here is not only a den of thieves and a mountain king, but also suitable for retirement.
Feng Ziyue thought about it and left without conflicting with them.
He didn't sneak in and walked straight to the gate of Shanzhai Gaogaozhai.
There was a loud roar of gongs and drums when we were still more than twenty meters away from the gate of the cottage.
Someone come quickly.
Monsters are coming, evil spirits are coming, shoot arrows, shoot arrows.
Feng Ziyue, who was shooting arrows like rain, grinned and hid behind the pile of rocks, shouting, "Brothers, don't be impulsive, I am a human, not a monster."
Shout many times and the arrows will stop.
Several bandits stood at the top of the village wall and yelled at Feng Ziyue, "Come out and take a few steps so we can find out whether it's true or not."
Feng Ziyue came to the gate of the village happily.
Everyone took a closer look and burst into laughter. It turned out to be a lunatic wearing leaves.
"Hey, savage, what are you doing here? Are you tired of living and want to die?"
Everyone, I'm here to pick up my clothes. Just now your cavalry passed by the hot spring and picked my clothes into pieces.
"The thieves laughed loudly. The big female leader looked at him. I think you are crazy. Why would our mighty martial arts overlord take your clothes? Let's do this. I am in a good mood today and will reward you with a set of clothes."
"Looking at how pitiful you are, you are another savage. Come on, get a set of clothes and throw them to him to drive him away."
Feng Ziyue thought for a while and thought that she still had big things to do and was too lazy to bother with them and wait for the clothes to be delivered.
A thin middle-aged man with monkey-like eyebrows and rat-like eyes stopped him and said, "Head, a guy with strange clothes and unknown origin suddenly appeared in this barren mountain. I think the clothes he asked for were fake. He might have come to explore the road. I guess this guy has already drawn it in his mind." The map is here. We can't have any accidents in our cottage. We should arrest and kill them.
Others were talking about it, yes, yes, yes, we haven't found anything about the primitive humans wearing leaves for many years here. There must be something wrong with it.
The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes and nodded.
"Hey, you quickly enter the village and identify the person who just tore your clothes to pieces. Then we will pay you gold bars and clothes."
When Feng Ziyue heard that these words were considered human words, he estimated that his power had suppressed the group of thieves.
He was young, energetic and a little arrogant, and strode into the village to the meeting hall.
Hoho hoho, this cottage is not a poor one. The hall is magnificent, with huanghuali and rosewood tables, chairs and benches inlaid with gold wire.
There are many jade and gold ornaments placed in the house.
The teapots and teacups are all made of pure gold.
Entering the main hall, you will be warmly welcomed to make tea and water, serve snacks and fruits, and even have someone to peel grape skins.
The middle-aged woman took a close look at his leaf and rattan clothes and wooden shoes. He wore a bird's nest on his head and looked quite avant-garde.
"This wild ghost, ah, no, this wizard, if I guessed it right, you are an artist, right? A painter, a sculptor, a photographer, a costumer?"
This village owner is so humorous. I am not an artist. I am a hunter in the mountains. My clothes were torn to pieces when I was bathing in a hot spring by you cavalry people. I am so annoyed that you gave me a set of clothes and left immediately.
The middle-aged woman nodded and said, "No hurry, no hurry, come here, drink tea and eat fruit, we will prepare a banquet for you soon."
"I see that you are not a hunter, you are a master of other sects. Don't worry, if you tell me the truth, I will never embarrass you and send you away immediately."
