"I am now yours. Can you give me some gifts or something, such as teaching me magic control magic?"
Hey, this gift is quite valuable.
Yes, I will teach it to you later.
"When?"
Zhou Jifeng said seriously, when the mountains have no edges and corners, and when the earth stops rotating, I will teach you the magic of magic control.
The mad demon Tian grinned in anger and scratched her wildly. Zhou Jifeng took out his crutch and looked at her.
"Master, don't be angry, I'm just having fun dancing."
Kuangmotian put the colorful silk weapon on the bedside and immediately threw himself into his arms to discuss.
When Zhou Jifeng wasn't paying attention, he shook the colorful silk and sprayed smoke, and immediately fell asleep.
Kuang Mo Tian's house rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, but no magic control magic cracking diagram was found.
Zhou Jifeng squinted at her every move and snickered.
She was very angry because she didn't find the magic control cracking diagram. She sat at the table and stared out the window in a daze.
When her feet touched the ground, she felt a hollow sound. She possessed the body and gently touched the blind cat and killed the mouse, and a secret passage opened. A faint light emitted, and she couldn't wait to go in.
There was a loud bang, and it was so frightened that it quickly covered the floor of the secret passage.
My neck felt cold and stinging. When I lowered my head, I saw that the fruit knife had cut through the skin and was bleeding. With just a little force, my head fell off.
Looking sideways, Zhou Jifeng grinned.
"Master, Master, don't make trouble. I just came back from the bathroom because I had to pee urgently. I didn't do anything bad. Don't be impulsive. Don't be impulsive."
What are you afraid of? I'm sleepwalking and I'm leaving.
Zhou Jifeng jumped back to the bed and lay down, soundly sleeping.
Kuangmotian looked hesitantly and wondered why his poisonous smoke failed to deal with old man Zhou Jifeng!
It seems that it is better to expose the key point of being cracked.
She also began to imitate Zhou Jifeng's sleepwalking and muttered, "Why am I sleepwalking too? I was kicked by a donkey recently and my brain is not functioning properly."
Deliberately raising his voice, he said, "Master Zhou is as invincible as the world. I am with the right person. The leader will soon dominate the world and take many beautiful wives."
Zhou Jifeng was very willing to laugh when he said this.
He secretly thought, I'm just going to scare you today. If you dare to use despicable means in the future, you will die.
Feishen quickly sat up, stretched and rubbed his eyes, dear, why are you still mumbling something?
When Kuang Motian saw Zhou Jifeng woke up, he quickly lit the lamp and the two looked at each other awkwardly, unable to tell the truth.
Zhou Jifeng saw Kuang Mo Tian really disgustingly raising his crutch and shaking it.
"Master, do you and I still have a passionate discussion? If you don't want to, I'll go back first and I have to prepare to sell yogurt masks tomorrow."
Go to hell!
Kuang Motian was frightened and ran to meet Feng San. After the two discussed it, let's sell the yogurt mask first.
The two of them rested listlessly for a while and went to pick up the facial masks to sell early the next day.
Seeing more than 100 boxes of yogurt facial masks piled up like a mountain, Zhou Jifeng stipulated that he must sell them in one day or he would wonder whether to move.
The two of them stared at each other helplessly, unable to cry.
"It will be extremely difficult for the Great Protector to sell these more than one hundred boxes. How about we pack up the gold and silver and run away."
Bah, bah, bah, bah, it doesn't matter if you're worthless and afraid of ghosts. Now is not the time to run. If you want to run, you have to kill them all and transport away the gold, silver and jewels.
No matter what, go out and sell it first. Maybe you can meet a wealthy merchant to get some gold and silver.
Come, follow me to sell yogurt facial masks.
"Great Protector, let's find a way to find the magic control manual. We should focus on our career. It is a waste of time to sell facial masks without development."
Let's do this. No matter how many yogurt masks are sold today, I will find women for you to play with.
"Feng San was so excited that he screamed and danced. He ran to the car and loaded all the facial masks into the car at once, urging Kuang Mo Tian to set off quickly."
Kuangmo Tian was happy in his heart, hum, it’s strange that the sample can’t cure you.
The two natural salespeople took the goods to a crowded place and shouted slogans. The yogurt mask is not only suitable for beauty and beauty, suitable for men, women and children, but it is also a rare and excellent supplement.
After shouting for a long time, there were many people watching, but no one bought it.
More than 200 people mainly watched the crazy demon jumping around and yelling like a monkey, which was quite funny.
Kuang Motian came out in a hurry and was wearing a nightgown and had a passionate affair with Zhou Jifeng yesterday. His neck, face, and forehead were all marked by red lips. The funniest thing about Kuang Motian was that he had a white cloth belt and a filial piety cloth tied around his head.
Monkeys are more fun than monkeys.
Kuangmotian standing on the yogurt mask box and shouting is particularly exciting and funny.
Feng San reminded her to quickly go to the river to wash up.
As soon as Kuangmotian left, everyone dispersed and not a single yogurt mask was sold!
Feng San sat on the mask box in a daze.
Oh, bring me ten boxes of facial masks. Feng San jumped up when he heard someone buying them and saw Ziyun Shangren and Xu Xiao passing by.
These two old guys cannot be offended.
"This is the fragrant wind that has brought the two great guardians here. Please sit down, please sit down. Feng San warmly welcomes you to move the small benches."
Oh, I said, aren't you a 250-year-old under Master Zhou?
Ziyun Shangren is arrogant and arrogant.
Feng San wanted to beat her to death, but he endured it and couldn't beat them both.
"Two heroes, please sit down for a while while I hurry up and sell my goods."
Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao were confused and looked at the clear words written on the packaging box, "Don't be afraid of the dead brand yogurt mask".
"Hey, Lao Xu, did Zhou Jifeng quit the martial arts world and enter the business world?"
Well, this is possible. The current situation in the martial arts world is turbulent and unstable. Competition is fierce and fighting is always dangerous. If you do business and make money through products, you still have a bright future.
How about we switch to business?
"What are you going to sell in business?"
Sell, sell, dog-skin plaster, I have already thought of the slogan, dog-skin plaster, it is better to take it to beautify and rejuvenate, it can cure all diseases and omnipotent.
Ziyun Shangren laughed happily, hey, hey, hey, I am only interested in the world. Others are bullshit in my eyes.
Hey, aren't these two great protectors? Come on, come on, try out the Yogurt Mask.
Kuangmotian took out the product and handed it to Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao to look at.
They saw the exquisite and eye-catching packaging and asked how much it cost.
"Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, put it on and try it out first, Kuangmotian got a little mad and took out the mask and quickly pressed it on his face!"
The mask itself is a highly toxic product that contains too many junk ingredients. As soon as it was applied to their faces, it was burning and smoking. They screamed, jumped, scratched and peeled off the mask!
The adhesive force of the mask was so good that my skin was torn off!
Ziyun Shanghe and Xu Xiao went crazy, wailing and killing and biting everyone they saw, killing many wild beasts!
It made the chickens and dogs jump into a mess.
Feng San and Kuang Motian gloated for a while and felt bad that it would be troublesome to settle accounts. They didn't care about selling products and rushed to see Zhou Jifeng.
Zhou Jifeng was a little troubled after hearing this and quickly ordered his men to burn all the facial masks. No matter who asked, he would not admit it.
He was afraid that Ziyun Shangren and Xu Xiao would go to Huyuanxi to complain.
After thinking about it, it seemed that he was not a businessman, so he destroyed the factory overnight and killed everyone.
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