The woman in front of me is at least sixty years old, her wrinkles and eyes are gleaming,
Curly black and yellow hair,
The one-eyed dragon, the big nose, the catfish mouth and the monster appear in their original form, which is terrifying.
Theft is going on in broad daylight,
Guo Zhuangzi slowly stretched out the hook of his index finger with one hand and teased, "Come on, come here quickly,
The monster woman happily stepped forward quickly,
Guo Zhuangzi used his ten powerful powers to smash the gloomy woman into pieces with a slap!
Mouthing in his mouth,
It was so damn disappointing that I met a monster and strode to the inn lobby for interrogation. I learned that the woman who lived in the house had disappeared long ago.
After hearing this, Guo Zhuangzi threw up his sleeves and left. He came to a deserted place and cursed, "Damn it, this stinky bitch took my gold, silver and jewelry and ran away!"
Only when I meet you and cut into pieces can I relieve my anger.
He rolled his eyes and walked into the alley to a private house not far away.
Guo Zhuangzi couldn't even remember that this was his dozens of lovers.
When I came to the door of the courtyard, I didn't rush in. I listened carefully to see if there was any movement in the house in the courtyard.
Sure enough, he found a man and a woman talking and laughing in the house. He rushed to the eaves to listen.
I heard the man in the room say, my little baby, you must not tell Guo Zhuang Zi'ao that we have been having trysts all day long.
Then both of us would be screwed!
Guo Zhuangzi was furious when he heard this, his eyes widened and he secretly said, Ouch, it seems that an acquaintance is snatching his woman!
Listen carefully,
The woman in the house said, dear, don’t be afraid, that damn Guo Zhuangzi has nothing but power and gold and silver jewelry.
He ends up in two seconds at most every time, which makes me so angry!
You're different, you're as strong as an ox and I like it. Come and have a drink. The two of you flirt and joke.
Guo Zhuangzi's hair stood up in anger. He imitated a barking dog and kicked the window into pieces. He came inside.
The dog and the man in the house were frightened.
When they saw it was Guo Zhuangzi, they were so frightened that their legs twisted and they couldn't speak. They were dumbfounded!
When Guo Zhuangzi saw that the man was his housekeeper, his eyes were blazing, he got into a hole with his legs and sent the two of them to the west.
Angrily, he lit the courtyard on fire and quickly returned to the house. He leaned on the garden chair and sighed, looking at the sky in a daze.
He is upset,
Zhu Da is also unclean!
He returned to the house and sat alone in the study, leaning on a chair and thinking.
He quickly disguised himself as a beggar and sneaked out of the city and went straight to the Gaitian sect.
A trip in vain!
Gai Tianchou disappeared without a trace, and Zhu Da rushed to the Sanque sect with his head down.
When I came to the border between the Gaitian sect and the Sanque sect, I found a man fishing next to the spring in the Grand Canyon.
Zhu Da was a little tired due to his hurried schedule, so he happened to go up and stay with the other party for a while to borrow fish, shrimp and crab for barbecue.
Quickly came to the big mountain spring,
As I walked closer and closer, I noticed that the angler’s back looked very familiar. If I looked closely, it was the big guard.
Zhu Da disguised himself and turned around to leave because he had something in his heart.
It was time for misfortune, and as soon as I turned my head, more than a dozen wolves and three wild bears burst out from the woods and pounced on them, grinning, shaking their heads, and wagging their tails.
Zhu Da went out in disguise and did not bring a hammer weapon.
Carry only one dagger with you,
She is as light as a swallow, and she raises her wrist and flicks the dagger. The shadow flashes too fast and emits several rays of light.
More than a dozen evil wolves screamed to the west, and three wild bears attacked fiercely. Zhu Da opened his mouth and roared, the force was too great and the wild bears were shocked to death.
The commotion beside the woods came to the scene from the moon, and Zhu Da was too late to avoid it.
Pretend to lower your head to tie your shoelaces and lower your hat without raising your head.
Feng Ziyue thought he was injured and hurriedly came forward to talk, are you okay?
Do I have medicine for knife wounds?
Zhu Da pretended to be mute without raising his head and gesticulating,
The more Feng Ziyue looked at him, the more familiar he looked. With a turn of her eyes, she realized that the sinister people in the world were very treacherous.
I want to test whether he is really mute,
Deliberately saying something bad, since you are not hurt I can say goodbye.
Bro, your wallet fell off,
Zhu Da is a money addict and quickly turned around and said, where is the wallet? Where is the wallet?
The two looked at each other head on,
Feng Ziyue yelled, Hey hey, Great Protector, why are you dressed like this? Are you going to join the beggar gang?
Zhu Da snorted,
Hehe smiled and said, I just want to experience life. How can you, the great guard, have the leisure to go fishing in the wilderness alone?
Feng Ziyue came as soon as she opened her mouth, dissatisfied with the great protector and the younger me, who was an orphan since I was a child.
I've been in a bad mood these past few days, so I asked the eldest lady for a day off to relax. I like peace and quiet, so I came here to fish.
Go, go, go,
I gained a lot today, catching five or six big fish and two big tortoises.
After stewing for a while, it will be a delicious meal.
Zhu Da nodded and agreed to go to the stone platform at the mountain spring on the hillside together.
The two of them worked together to quickly prepare turtle soup, grilled fish, big crabs, and loaches.
Zhu Da ran to the Gaitian Sect without even daring to stop and rushed back. He was indeed hungry and his stomach was growling.
Grabbing a grilled fish in one hand,
He picked up the stone pot tortoise soup with one hand and drank it, muttering in his mouth that it tastes great!
It would be even more perfect if there was some fine wine,
Feng Ziyue brought some wine when she went out, and quickly handed it to him and said, "Great Protector, please taste it."
Zhu Da was not polite. He took the wine gourd and drank most of the gourd!
Make a shaky sound,
Usually Zhu Da gets so angry when he sees Feng Ziyue!
When I saw him flattering me today, I felt like he was a nice guy and could be used.
His eyes were wandering and he said, "Big guard, you were my guard at first, but you were taken away by the eldest lady."
You have a rare talent for guarding.
I know that being a bodyguard for the eldest lady is just a formality.
When the eldest lady goes out, there are groups of guards around her to protect her, and there are people protecting her secretly. You are just the same at best.
Feng Ziyue was a little unhappy to hear it. It was obvious that Zhu Da said that he was a loser!
Zhu Da saw that he was unhappy and said, "Big guard, you have misunderstood. What I mean is that when did you become a big guard?"
In the future you will marry a wife and have children,
How can a big bodyguard support his family with that little salary?
Feng Ziyue listened carefully,
Zhu Da looked around and saw that no one had eaten a turtle egg and said, I have an errand that can help you earn some extra money.
You don’t often protect the eldest lady anyway!
You still have free time, what do you want to do?
Feng Ziyue saw that Zhu Da was wearing something unusual today and his attitude was also unusual.
I don't know what he means,
I asked if the Great Protector could give me some advice to see if I can do the job.
Zhu Da said, I heard from Protector Hu Jiuda that the whereabouts of a female thief who broke into the vegetable warehouse without permission was found.
Hidden in the city of Sanque Sect. The specific location is not clear. Go and check the whereabouts of this woman secretly.
If you find out, tell me as soon as possible.
I have great rewards,
Guaranteed to make you a windfall, what do you think?
Feng Ziyue was overjoyed when she heard that this matter could be done, but someone sent by Sanque found out that Zhu Da was taking no responsibility.
He immediately nodded in agreement and said,
May I ask who's the name of the person that the Protector asked me to check?
Zhu Da ate a turtle head and said, This person's name is Ziyun Shangren.
After hearing this, Feng Ziyue was surprised and put the big crab in her hand into her mouth without peeling the shell and swallowed it.
Immediately unable to breathe, he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
Zhu Da quickly picked him up and rescued him, slapped his back and spit out the crab.
Feng Ziyue screamed and came to life!
