When Feng Ziyue saw this, he became furious and cursed, "Damn it, I have something urgent to do, and I encountered a damn bastard like you robbing people.
I'm going to kill you,
The old man jumped up and landed hard on the bow of the boat. The wind lifted him more than ten feet high. Fortunately, he was prepared to land on the cabin.
He was not good at water, so he sat in the cabin and held on to the board tightly.
The old man flicked his wrist and the oar clicked open. He pulled out a gleaming spear and said with a wicked smile,
You are right, kid. I am a robber. I will send you into the water immediately to feed the fishes and go on a long-term trip to the west.
If you use a spear, you must strike.
Feng Ziyue didn't want to suffer the loss at hand and shouted, "This big brother is a good man, please wait a moment."
The old man stopped and stood on the bow of the boat and said, "What's the matter?"
Feng Ziyue took out all the money and handed it over. Brother, this is all my belongings given to you.
It's useless if you kill me, as long as you get the money!
Feng Ziyue originally wanted to use money to stabilize him, but when he arrived at the shore, he cut the thief into pieces!
Unexpectedly, the old man who robbed weighed the money, put it into his arms, grinned and said,
Since you have no money and your life is miserable, hurry up and jump into the hundred-foot-deep river and go to the west.
Don't waste my time drinking,
This sentence completely angered him, and Feng Ziyue shouted: "How can I, a great knight with superb magic skills and a majestic man, tolerate your wildness?"
Shaking his body, he straightened his hair and came to the thief.
His speed was so fast that the old thief was so frightened that he used his spiritual power to turn his spear into a stab.
Feng Ziyue cupped her hands and said, "This eldest brother, don't be afraid, please let me go. I'll bow down and pass!"
After hearing this, the old man was confused and thought Feng Ziyue was mentally ill.
He looked up to the sky and laughed wildly and said cautiously, "Hey, did you get hoofed by a donkey when you were so startled?"
Feng Ziyue nodded repeatedly and said, Brother, it turns out that you are doing robberies part-time, and your main job is fortune-telling, right?
You're right. I was kicked badly by three donkeys this morning. Let's go ashore quickly. I'll take you as my teacher to conquer the world.
Feng Ziyue took advantage of the other party's inattention and grabbed the old man's belt and threw it into the cabin.
He picked up the old man's spear and happily came to the front. Old man, you have done so many evil things and you should die.
He raised his spear and stabbed fiercely,
The old man flicked his wrist and threw out a puff of white smoke. Feng Ziyue stepped back and dodged, and the old man disappeared in an instant!
Too lazy to look for him,
I picked up the oar and rowed the boat. For a long time, the boat was spinning in circles and shaking without moving forward.
Feng Ziyue looked around and saw no ships passing by, sweating on his forehead!
Suddenly, water bubbles appeared around the boat. After the boat turned three or four times, water entered the cabin and quickly submerged half of the boat.
Feng Ziyue knew no water and shouted anxiously, "Come quickly, there is gold here!"
The old man came out of the water and laughed and said,
Boy, you are quite bad. Instead of shouting for help, you shout for gold to attract people. You are tall. It is really tall.
Feng Ziyue saw that the boat was about to sink,
Shouting, old man, stop making trouble, please help me, how about I give you three thousand taels of silver?
When the old man didn't respond, he plunged into the water and disappeared.
The boat capsized directly.
Feng Ziyue fell into the water. I don’t know how long it took for me to feel hot and burning.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that I was hanging and hanging by a waterfall in the woods.
A large firewood was lit on the ground and burned. It was less than two meters away from the wind and the moon, and it was estimated that it would be cooked in a while.
The old man was sitting next to the fire. I saw him grilling fish leisurely, relying on the meat of the game, and spreading chili powder, cumin, green onions and coriander.
The fragrance is tangy,
The fire caused Feng Ziyue to struggle violently, shouting heartbreakingly, "Help, the future martial arts hero is about to be roasted, please come quickly."
The old man picked up a bunch of grilled fish and walked slowly to where Feng Ziyue was hanging. He bared his teeth and said with a smile,
Stop shouting,
No one comes here except birds and animals.
When I'm full and full, you'll probably be roasted too. I'll throw you into the valley and you'll be a delicious beast.
The old man said it was perfect and sat down to eat grilled fish and barbecue.
Feng Ziyue continued to shout, help, come quickly, there is an old thief here who is polluting the environment and having a barbecue outdoors.
The angry old man picked up the evil wolf skin and blocked Feng Ziyue's mouth.
He picked up a wooden stick and beat him.
Feng Ziyue was so weak from the beating that he screamed all over, "Help..."
After shouting for a long time, no one was attracted, but a group of birds and beasts gathered around and stared at them eagerly.
The old man took his time eating grilled fish and barbecue and drinking wolfberry soup.
After eating and drinking, I stretched out and went to the flowers to fall asleep.
Soon he snored like thunder and fell asleep, farting, grinding his teeth and talking in his sleep!
Hang the wind from the moon and wander in mid-air,
Feng Ziyue said to herself angrily and happily, "Young Master, I am a hero no matter what, but this old guy doesn't even take me seriously.
Look at the birds and animals around you, and look at the remains of the barbecue on the fire,
Feng Ziyue rolled her eyes and took a scheming approach. She slowly swayed her body, looked teasingly, and smiled proudly at the wolves, tigers, cheetahs, and wild bears.
If you have the ability, come here, come here,
More than a dozen wild bears couldn't hold themselves back and communicated in animal language, beast brothers, are we afraid of two humans?
Especially this guy who hangs high in the sky, he has been tied up, and he still dares to tease us beasts,
I ate him in the past.
One of the green-haired, fat, ferocious wild bears with long fangs and claws said,
Brother beast, don't be impulsive. Have you seen the prey roasted on the fire?
That is fire, we are most afraid of fire,
Maybe it will become a barbecue where the gain outweighs the loss.
One of the white-haired bears with sharp beaks and bare cheeks interjected,
Beast brothers, beast brothers, I have an idea. There are more than thirty evil wolves and more than twenty tigers not far from us.
We pretend to be flattering and let them attack humans,
If humans fight back and burn them to death, our wild bear group will evacuate immediately.
If wolves and tigers eat humans,
Our pack of wild bears took advantage of their unpreparedness to attack and kill the tigers and wolves, and ate them up.
Isn’t it leisurely, beautiful and joyful for us fishermen to make a profit?
From now on, we wild bears will be the overlords of the forest.
If other animals surrender and are willing to be our little brothers, we will spare their lives.
Let other groups of animals work for us, to catch us food to taste,
We wild bears are eating, drinking, playing and having fun. Isn’t it wonderful?
After the white-haired wild bear finished speaking, more than 20 big wild bears nodded frequently, raised their paws and thumbs up and said, "High, it is really high, so let's do it."
A big black bear showed its teeth and claws and volunteered, "Brothers, I'm going to convince the tiger and the wolf to attack the two humans in advance.
The middle-aged wild bear with yellow hair interrupted and said, "You are a scary male bear and you will probably be eaten by tigers and hungry wolves if you reach it!"
The bears roared with laughter,
The yellow-haired wild bear said, in my opinion, we have to send the two beautiful bears to persuade the tigers and wolves.
Generally speaking, beautiful bears are safer. They can use the charm of female bears to distract men from tigers and wolves.
All the bears agreed,
Two female bears dressed up and rushed to the pack of hungry wolves and the pack of tigers respectively.
The purple-furred wild bear came to the tiger group and roared to send a signal of goodwill when it was far away.
