I drifted off to sleep, and suddenly two women appeared beside the bed.
One was holding a sledgehammer, grinning, disheveled, and staring.
One was holding a sword, covered in bacon and gnashing his teeth.
Feng Ziyue jumped up suddenly with a cry. For some reason, his whole body had been tied up and he couldn't move.
I feel weak all over, as if I've been poisoned.
Seeing Ziyun Shang and Granny Iron Hammer, two old witches who were mortal enemies, slowly approaching with weapons,
At this moment, Feng Ziyue saw the ferocious spirit and the evil spirit woman. She had no other choice but to lower her head and beg for mercy.
He said with a playful smile, Mr. Ziyun and Granny Tiechui, the two young ladies, please come and be fine.
If you have something to discuss, don't be impulsive. If you are impulsive, you won't be pretty. As long as you two don't kill me,
You will always be the most beautiful women. I will burn incense for you two every day.
Unexpectedly, Granny Tiechui and Shangren Ziyun became happier and happier as they listened. They looked at each other and laughed cautiously.
Granny Iron Hammer used her sledgehammer to swing her curly hair, spit out her long tongue and opened her bloody mouth and said,
Bastard Feng Ziyue, you also have today,
Today, because you call me little sister, I will hammer you into a pulp.
After speaking, Grandma Tiechui jumped up onto the bed.
Feng Ziyue couldn't move and watched helplessly,
Ziyun Shangren, with disheveled hair, pointed his sword at his temple and said,
Boy, auntie, I will pierce it through your temple, do you think so?
After speaking, Master Ziyun shook his bloody robe and slowly approached,
Feng Ziyue was really scared. Miss Ziyun Shangren, your temples can't be pierced. I haven't married yet.
Ziyun Shangren stared and shouted, "Bah!"
It was you who caused me so much trouble this time. Without you, Li San and a bunch of losers wouldn't be able to catch me.
They are in prison,
They made me so miserable. I was beaten to a bloody pulp and my body was completely bruised. My beauty was all gone.
I'm going to kill you, kill you,
Master Ziyun used his sword to stab his head with a flash of lightning.
Grandma Hammer grinned and picked up the sledgehammer before smashing it.
Feng Ziyue rolled to the ground with a heartbreaking scream and woke up from her dream.
He leaned on the bed and stared at the moonlight outside the window for a long time, sweating all over.
He mumbled and scared the baby to death.
These two old witches are possessed by the same spirit.
I got up early to wash up at dawn, went to the backyard to practice magic, flew to my room and watched what was going on around me.
As the sun rose in the east, a pair of people came from Southeast Street.
Feng Ziyue quickly entered the house and put on shabby clothes. She scratched her face and neck with her hands and scratched her hair.
Sitting in the house, I was filled with the same itching laxative poison. I looked in the mirror and felt very satisfied. It really looked like I was deeply poisoned.
Listening to the knock on the door,
When the door rang, he quickly opened the door. Opening the door, Feng Ziyue deliberately coughed at Guo Zhuangzi,
Guo Zhuangzi was startled and backed away when he saw a wild man coming out.
Shouting, what the hell?
Feng Ziyue scratched his body with both hands and said, I am the great protector.
Guo Zhuangzi took a closer look and found it incredible.
Ask, great guard, I saw you jumping around so much yesterday, why did you get poisoned overnight?
Looking at him with suspicion, Feng Ziyue became angry and said nothing. He coughed and scratched his teeth and approached Guo Zhuangzi and a group of guards.
They were so frightened that they backed away.
Guo Zhuangzi shouted, "For the sake of your own safety, the guard, don't come over. Don't come over."
Feng Ziyue suddenly opened her mouth and spit out blood and fell to the ground. She kicked her legs and screamed wildly.
Guo Zhuangzi observed that it didn't look like he was just pretending, so he left to lead the evacuation and ran to deliver a message to Taoist Sanque.
Feng Ziyue saw them all leaving and muttered, "It's not that easy for you to kill me."
I won't be fooled,
He flew back to the courtyard and washed himself.
Bring out roast chicken, roast duck, big crabs, cucumbers and a pot of wine to start eating.
Guo Zhuangzi led his people on the way to Taoist Sanque's residence, and bumped into Jia Chaotian.
Tell him that the eldest escort has an infectious disease.
After Jia Chaotian heard this, he couldn't hold it in any longer and ran to tell Mao No. 1. Mao No. 1 could only tell Li Sanjie. In this way, all the great protectors soon knew.
All the major guardians rushed to the headquarters to ask for instructions on the next step.
When they arrived at the main hall,
Seeing Guo Zhuangzi and Taoist Sanque standing in the main hall discussing,
Taoist Sanque looked at the crowd and said, then send General Manager Zhao from the mansion to guard the warehouse in the north of the city.
Now we are in urgent need of gold, silver, jewelry and supplies without delay.
Soon Butler Zhao led the escort team to distribute the supplies, and the major guardians received the supplies according to the orders of Taoist Sanque.
Zhu Da and Guo Zhuangzi's plan to deal with Feng Ziyue completely failed.
Especially when Zhu Da returned to the house, he was so angry that he thought to himself, if this great guard had not been infected earlier, he would have been infected later.
But just when the plan was about to be completed, I was poisoned by an itchy laxative.
The more Zhu Da thought about it, the more something was wrong, and he decided to see for himself how the big guard was a thorn in his flesh.
After eating and drinking, I put on my casual clothes, opened the door and walked through the garden rockery to meet the lady returning from shopping.
The eldest lady knew that there must be something wrong with Zhu Da's change of clothes. After interrogating him for a long time, Zhu Da did not tell the truth.
The eldest lady followed him secretly,
With his superb eyesight and ears, Zhu Da knew that someone was following him, so he entered the alley and climbed over the walls to get rid of the lady.
Wandering to the gate of the eldest lady’s residence,
Seeing the door open, I was not in a hurry to go in. I walked back and forth thinking of reasons.
The chef in the eldest lady's house came back from buying vegetables and saw Zhu Da coming up to say hello.
Zhu Da had already entered the hospital in the name of inspecting the eldest lady's house, and went straight to the backyard alone.
Feng Ziyue was in the house with her legs crossed, looking at the ceiling, trying to find the plan for the Immortal Formation.
When someone approaches in the courtyard, I notice it immediately.
Looking along the crack in the door, she saw that Zhu Da had arrived at the door. Feng Ziyue was surprised why this old man was here.
It’s too late to put on makeup,
I endured the pain and scratched my face and neck, leaving lots of bloody marks.
He tore up the sheets and wrapped them around his body. He was rolling all over the floor, covered in filth, and leaned against the wall, groaning.
Zhu Da didn't know which room Feng Ziyue lived in. He searched for a long time but couldn't find it, so he had to call out, "Is the guard there?"
Feng Ziyue said feebly, "Who?"
As soon as Zhu Da listened, he opened the door and entered the house. He saw that the house was in a mess.
The two people looking around looked at each other,
When Zhu Dayi saw Feng Ziyue, he was stunned like a madman.
He secretly thought, Guo Zhuangzi did not lie, this guard was indeed poisoned by itching laxative.
It seems that the poisoning is not serious.
He still didn't believe it, so he approached slowly and cautiously.
As he walked, he said, "Guard, what's going on with you? Do you need me to find a doctor for you?"
Feng Ziyue rolled her eyes and tried to stand up several times but failed to squat down.
He made a groaning sound, scratched his body and hair with his hands and said,
It's the Great Protector who's coming.
My man was accidentally poisoned by an itching laxative. I have taken the medicine and it is much better. Thank you, the Great Protector, for coming to check.
Please forgive me, Protector, I cannot get up to say hello. Please stay away from me and be careful of infection.
Zhu Da subconsciously took two steps back.
He said happily, the big guard is the bodyguard of the eldest lady, of course I will come and see it myself,
You take a good rest and recover slowly. I'll leave first.
After Zhu Da finished speaking, he turned and left.
