Dancing happily, the old lady said excitedly, "Okay, okay, I will reuse you."
Come on, come on, clink glasses and drink, cheers,
This group of ungrateful guys drank incoherently and behaved in an ugly manner, lying on their backs and sleeping soundly.
The next day they opened the sack and saw that Feng Ziyue was in a coma. They were very satisfied.
The two demons gave each other another slap, then loaded up their carriages, leaped on their horses and whipped their whips, and went straight to the helm of the San Que Sect.
The two demon dogs and the man and woman were sitting on the carriage, and they all talked about it along the way, making plans after becoming famous.
The old lady was so excited that her big teeth flew out when she opened her mouth. The old man also hummed a ditty and beat the sack hard with a riding crop.
Afraid that Feng Ziyue would suddenly wake up,
Da Ma Rufei held the token and quickly entered the main helm of the Sanque Sect.
Even though the two demons captured Feng Ziyue and made meritorious deeds, they could not go directly to see Taoist Sanque when they arrived at the main helm.
Their status is not high enough.
First, report to the city guards, and then report to the next level and wait for news.
It was already dark when they arrived in the city, so the two demons had no choice but to take Feng Ziyue and stay in the special reception courtyard.
Everyone knew their own people and had no precautions. They beat Feng Ziyue unconscious and put him in a cage.
The two demons and their friends in the city were eating and shouting, talking nonsense and complimenting each other. On the surface, they seemed to be in harmony.
In fact, the sub-rudder in the city was so angry that he thought to himself, Damn it, I also sent people to look for Feng Ziyue's whereabouts.
I originally planned to grab the top spot by myself, get the gold and the improved elixir, and immediately find a way to escape, find a place with beautiful scenery and beautiful women, and live a happy life.
Unexpectedly, these two bastard men and women were lucky enough to capture Feng Ziyue alive. The more the captain in the city thought about it, the angrier he became.
As soon as his eyes rolled, the plan came to his mind. They took care of the two demons so well, but they couldn't get the gold and the improvement pill.
Trick them hard to relieve their anger,
The sub-rudders subordinate to the general helmsman were full of flattery, praising the two demons to the sky and getting them drunk.
Throwing the two into the pit trap, the two demons drank the dung soup in a daze, filled the ladle with water, and shouted, "Cheers to the good wine, cheers to the good wine," and drank happily.
The water in the trap was very cold. The two of them woke up after practicing. They struggled to swim with a cry of ah.
Shout loudly for help,
There were more than a hundred commanders of the city defense branch, hiding in the dark and pretending not to hear, watching the excitement and laughing.
An hour passed, and the two demons lost their arrogance and energy. They were as tired as a stupid dog from swimming in the deep water of the trap.
Spreading out the tongue and gasping for breath,
Some people said, come up quickly. It will probably take a while for the two demons to finish playing.
The captain of the city defense branch was very reluctant.
He snorted and ordered his men to throw two ropes into the trap.
The captain of the city defense branch,
I deliberately lied down at the entrance of the cave and yelled. It was all because I was so drunk that I didn't send anyone to help the two elders to the hut.
Alas, you two got drunk and accidentally fell into a trap. It's my fault. Please don't argue with me.
We are all drunk and have been looking for you for an hour,
Don't worry, you two old men, we will come to rescue you right away.
Pass all the blame!
The sub-rudder pretended to shout, throw the rope quickly, and the faster he yelled, the sub-rudder grabbed the rope and lowered it slower.
A fifty-meter deep pit usually requires one minute of throwing the rope to the bottom.
Have a great day! The rope swayed to the bottom, and it took half an hour, but the two demons were so angry.
Dare to be angry but dare not speak,
Knocked out teeth and swallowed it in the stomach, the mute couldn't tell the pain of eating Coptis chinensis, they dared to act wild in the trap,
The people who guarded the city, including the helmsman, were all close relatives and disowned their master. They just killed them with a glare.
The two demons climbed up along the rope,
The other sub-rudder guarding the city smiled and said, "Brothers, we can't take the lead so easily."
Just throw the two of them into the beast formation, and we can watch a good show.
Everyone agreed,
When the two demons finally climbed up and were still two meters away from the entrance of the cave,
The trap hole suddenly closed, and the people above yelled in confusion, "It's terrible, the mechanism failed and closed automatically."
Think of a way quickly,
A hole opened in the wall of the cave, and the two demons got in cleverly and came to the beast array.
The wild animals in the array have not eaten for more than ten days. There are wolves, wild bears, poisonous scorpions, and pythons. When they see food coming in, they
He ran like crazy and surrounded the two demons,
At this time, the second demon had sobered up and looked in a miserable state, except that his eyes were not covered by feces.
The two of them fought with the beasts. Fortunately, they smelled too bad and the beasts' bites were not very powerful.
After the two demons fought for a while, they ran away and were finally chased by a group of beasts. The old man and the old lady grinned.
Roaring like crazy, he grabbed the beasts like crazy, biting and biting the bloody flesh, scaring the beasts to retreat.
Squatting and watching from a distance, not daring to act rashly.
The bestiality of the beasts says, fellow animals, these two guys are neither humans nor devils at all.
Brothers, retreat quickly and don't eat poisonous food.
Sitting outside the formation, a group of thieves saw the scene of the beast formation, jumped up and held their stomachs, laughing.
The sub-rudder opened the mechanism and the two demons escaped. No one at the scene dared to approach.
Seeing that they were smelly, their clothes were torn and injured, and their eyes were staring at everyone,
The two demons walked slowly for a few steps, then suddenly bared their teeth and roared, scaring everyone into shouting and retreating.
The two demons were in a panic, thinking about the gold and the enhancement pill, and decided to take revenge after getting it!
The old man and the old lady collapsed on the ground to rest from exhaustion. The sub-rudder stepped forward and said, pretending to be affectionate,
It's all my fault, two old people. The mechanism has been in disrepair for a long time. I will send someone to repair it immediately, but we can't let it malfunction again. It's terrible!
The two demons stood up and gave a thumbs up. They were really tall. They helped each other back to their residence, washed themselves a hundred times and fell down to rest.
Someone came to report early the next morning.
The leader gave the order, and the two demons quickly escorted Feng Ziyue to the meeting hall.
Only then did the old witch realize that the old man was missing. She thought he had gone out to practice magic and sent people to look for him.
Seeing that Taoist Sanque could not delay, the old witch escorted Feng Ziyue to the meeting hall.
Starting from the Chengmen Hospitality Inn, it takes more than 150 miles to reach the meeting hall. The total area of the Sanque sect spans more than 200 miles.
The two demons walked forward and looked back. When they arrived at the door of the meeting hall, the old man did not appear either.
I cursed in my heart, why did the old guy leave without saying goodbye? Could it be that he went on a date with his old sweetheart? The possibility of elopement was extremely high.
The old witch muttered that it would be better if she was left alone. She would get the gold and the ascension elixir alone. The more she thought about it, the happier she would be when she entered the meeting hall.
I saw hundreds of people standing coldly on both sides of the door with weapons in hand.
No one spoke in the hall, Taoist Sanque sat in the middle, and the other great protectors stood with their hands hanging down.
Er Yao rarely saw Taoist San Que. When he entered the hall, he was nervous and didn't know how to move. He stared at the scene and giggled.
Hu Jiuyi saw it and hurriedly came to the rescue and said, "The two demons heard that you captured Feng Ziyue alive. Quickly put down the sack and open it for the leader to see."
The two demons walked a few steps quickly and bowed and said, the leader had a clever plan. As expected, Feng Ziyue passed by the mountain village and was captured alive by the two of us.
The leader's wisdom and courage are invincible in the world.
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