Tears of laughter

Style: Heros Author: Xu XiujunWords: 2386Update Time: 24/01/18 17:24:17
Birds and beasts pass by,

Automatically sucked into the city, white bones spit out,

The guards moved mysteriously,

Gives people a chilling feeling,

The two hesitated a little, and the blind man laughed and said, "The chief helmsman of the Sanque sect has arrived. You can go in and die."

I won't accompany you, please.

Farewell,

He jumped into the valley in a flash and disappeared without a trace, leaving the two of them alone!

Feng Ziyue still chased her a little further, and shouted, "Senior, stay back. I still want to invite you to the sumptuous banquet." But he returned disappointed with no answer.

Black-topped Yungu was a master of magic. When one or two people entered the city, she was very excited. She pretended to be calm and asked,

Feng Ziyue, tell me,

How to enter the main helm of the Sanque faction?

Feng Ziyue shook his head and said that there was no good solution at hand. The two of them sat in the dense forest outside the city, leaning against the big tree and thinking.

A group of people came running from far and near. Feng Ziyue and Heiding Yungu ran into the trench to hide and watch.

Seeing this group of people carrying cloth bags and carrying swords, they talked to each other and said, "Guardians of Honor, let's run fast.

Otherwise, if we are caught by other brothers in the helm this time, we will have to be beaten to death.

A young woman said,

Everyone, next time we are performing and selling goods, we procrastinators should not be too active in buying.

As a result, we rushed to buy the goods ourselves, while others watched our performance and did not buy anything.

After acting for a long time, I was exhausted to death.

Gain too little!

This time, they saw through the scam. We were beaten so badly that we ran away in a panic. It’s funny even thinking about it.

A middle-aged man interjected and said, everyone, next time we are cheating, we will make up a new routine, the slogan is ninety-nine-eight, and the price is only ninety-eight yuan.

Instead, give away pots and pans.

Wait for those who are greedy for petty advantages to take advantage of you, and then start selling products. This will have a higher chance of success.

I heard them talking about it,

Three people were in urgent need of urination and ran to the trench. They saw Feng Ziyue and Heiding Yungu in the trench.

Shouting, why are you two here? How about the weapons sales?

When Feng Ziyue heard this, the group of people regarded the two as their accomplices, and they used their tactics to plot against each other. They sighed and cried, saying,

The two of us were even worse off. We finally sold 9.98 yuan to 9.88 yuan, and the sales volume was very good.

Who would have thought that we would meet two people who were competing for our jobs?

They also disguised themselves as Feng Ziyue and Heiding Yungu, and caused trouble at the scene.

We fought each other,

Run away, brothers, it’s so difficult for us these days!

Thirty or forty other people gathered around and chatted for a while. A middle-aged woman shouted, "Go and walk into the city."

Everyone, remember to go back to the main helm and don’t mention making extra money. If the chief leader and the great protector find out, we will all die.

Everyone nodded in agreement, neatly took out their tokens and entered the city.

Feng Ziyue and Heiding Yungu,

He entered the Sanque faction's general helm in a daze,

After entering the city, I followed this group of people, turned left and right and walked far away, entering a small town in the city, and came to a large mixed courtyard.

Feng Ziyue looked at the people living in the courtyard. They were all disciples of the Sanque sect. There were hundreds of them, and the houses were hundreds of rooms with two floors.

There are three-story, five-story and bungalows.

There are houses made of wood and stone. The shapes of the houses are various, such as spherical, triangular, quadrangular, etc., with large windows on all sides.

It should be designed to meet challenges at any time,

There are several slides at the top of the high-rise buildings. The overall structure of the house is pretty good, but it is a bit shabby.

The men and women in the courtyard were carrying swords, guns and sticks. Everyone who didn't know each other greeted each other.

People in this courtyard don't need to wear uniforms. They are flexible and mobile escorts.

Heiding Yungu told Feng Ziyue to leave quickly. It was too chaotic here and she was upset.

Feng Ziyue said to Yan Yuese, "Sect Leader, we are here to do something. This is the enemy camp, not the Black Top Sect.

We are not here as guests, so don’t be picky.

Heiding Yungu was furious. She suppressed her anger and said, "Okay, I'll take care of you for a while."

The middle-aged man from the group just now came out of the tunnel and said, you two are not tired of it.

I quickly went to our respective rooms to rest for a while. Dinner will be served soon. I heard that the food today was not bad.

Feng Ziyue joked that the two of us were a bit unlucky this time, as we both forgot about our own rooms.

You worked so hard to take us to our room,

The middle-aged man on the other side laughed and said, I think you two are really a little stupid. There are more than 300 people in our courtyard.

There are thousands of houses,

Anywhere you stay is a single room.

The two of them found two rooms that were convenient for running around. After entering the room and staying for a while, their stomachs growled. People are like iron rice and steel. If they don't eat even one meal, they will feel hungry.

Get up and follow them to the canteen to eat.

Feng Ziyue saw that the large cafeteria was open and everyone had a plate to queue up for food. She saw that the demons seemed to understand the rules.

The queue is neat and tidy,

After looking around, I realized that there were many archers not far away, looking fiercely at everyone in front of them.

Who dares to jump in line?

Or they queue up unruly and shoot directly into the sieve. No one intervenes when the on-site personnel speak.

It was Heiding Yungu's turn to cook, and when she saw the eldest lady cooking, she filled a large spoon full of delicious food, and she didn't rush to put it on the plate.

The rice cook took a deep breath,

First, use the arm trembling technique, tremble three times, tremble three times. Feng Ziyue saw with his own eyes that a large spoonful of food lost more than half of it in an instant.

The rice cook nodded, feeling satisfied. She shook it twice quickly and filled a spoon full of food, finally meeting her requirements.

There were two cabbage leaves and a slice of green onion left in the spoon. The rice cooker happily poured it into the black-topped Yungu dinner plate.

Call the next person,

It was Feng Ziyue's turn to be even worse. The rice cooker's ladle was shaking too much, so she gave him a cabbage leaf and vegetable soup.

The two of them sat down at the corner table with their meals. They didn't need to eat at all, and their bags were bulging with anger.

When Feng Ziyue saw Heiding Yungu being so angry, she suddenly showed her true colors, her fangs and ghostly eyes flashing, and she quickly comforted her.

After a while, a middle-aged man came over with food, sat down and said, are you in a bad mood today?

Let's just eat it. Some time ago, profiteers from major factions were hoarding goods. You were ruthless when it came to garlic, Jiang Yijun, and you were playing with beans. It made life miserable.

Recently, profiteers have caused another incident, the incident of pigs climbing trees.

Feng Ziyue asked, what do you mean by what you said? Can you explain it?

A middle-aged man, a disciple of the Sanque sect, started chatting and said, "You are a ruthless profiteer of garlic. You just stock up on ordinary garlic."

The price is obviously one tael of silver per catty, but it is speculated to be one hundred taels of silver per catty.

Later, profiteers started frying ginger, and then started frying mung beans.

The worst thing is now, pork is being speculated, and the middle-aged man sighs and says, he can’t afford anything!

It’s difficult for us to be evil!

But there was good news yesterday,

Several chivalrous heroes appeared in the world. Many profiteers were beheaded and exposed to the public. They found out the inside stories of collusion between officials and businessmen.

Overnight, this group of corrupt officials and profiteers all died tragically for no reason. I heard that they immediately turned into devils when they died.

He was subdued by the gods with magic, locked up in livestock pens, burned and fried, and fed to wild wolves and dogs.

After the disciples of the Sanque Sect finished speaking, they laughed heartily and felt relieved, with a hint of sadness in their smiles. They read the latest chapters of "Wu Wu Jiang Hu Zhao Bookstore" for free as soon as possible.