irony

Style: Heros Author: Xu XiujunWords: 2251Update Time: 24/01/18 17:24:17
Don't be afraid, you three. I'll arrange for someone to bring you some food right away.

Take your gold, silver, and jewelry to see a doctor. There is a small town fifty miles away from here. There is a no-nonsense doctor who specializes in treating patients with mental illness.

Yu Huan waved his hand and told his men to hurry up and do as he was told. Before he finished speaking, he heard a few ouch and thump sounds, and everyone looked around in panic!

Yu Huan doesn't know what happened! He was beaten four feet away and fell into a pig food bucket in a corner of the village.

Many people rushed to treat Yu Huan. Xingli saw and heard that these old ladies were unusual, so he strode forward and said, please forgive me for your lack of discipline.

I am the leader of the village, please come and invite me inside. Xing Li has spoken and everyone else knows it and dare not neglect it. The three old ladies also politely said that the leader of the village is inviting me,

Together they came to the mountain village and sat down at the spoils-sharing pavilion. These three were considered experts at the time and belonged to a portal between the outer martial arts world and the devil's path.

The three main leaders of the Plum Blossom Sect are nicknamed the Three Plum Blossoms. The eldest Meihua is Jiuchun, the second Meihua is Jiuxia, and the third Meihua is Jiuqiu.

Legend has it that the fourth child, Mei Jiudong, was poisoned and dismembered to death. The three poisonous plum blossom palms and poisonous feet were quite powerful.

The crutch weapons used by the three plum blossoms work together to form a plum blossom crutch formation. This formation has an exclusively developed fighting method.

The crutch has a mechanism that hides poisonous smoke, poisonous water, and poisonous darts. It is a combination of various hidden weapons.

Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu's subordinates gathered tens of thousands of people from the society to hide, including 369 and others.

Many of his subordinates are in disarray. Robbers, villains, gangsters, corrupt officials, etc. are all hiding in order to take advantage of the power of the Three Plum Blossoms.

In fact, they all had their own secrets. Over the past few years, the Plum Blossom Sect existed in name only, and the Three Plum Blossoms lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests.

After cultivating their magic skills quietly and improving their poison magic skills over the past few years, the three old witches are ready to come out again.

First find a target to cooperate with and then swallow the other party to revitalize the Plum Blossom Sect. These three people are ambitious and ruthless.

The Three Plum Blossoms traveled to many places in the name of sightseeing. Traveling thousands of kilometers, they accidentally passed by Liuzhai.

I learned that Liu Zhai and Xingyi Dazhai were not in harmony and often had conflicts. They were both big-door villagers and wanted to defect to Liu Zhai.

After being rejected by Liu San and Liu Dongyan, Plum Blossom Sanduo came to Xinghechuan angrily. Xinghechuan was overjoyed to know that his son on the front line needed manpower.

He quickly drew a map for the three plum blossoms and asked them to find Xingli. Just like that, Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia and Mei Jiuqiu came wandering around.

Everyone sat down, Han Kui looked down upon the three plum blossoms in his heart, and wanted to avenge Yu Huan and teach them a lesson.

He personally greeted his subordinates to serve snacks, personally prepared tea and secretly poured laxatives into the teapot, and spoke a lot of cheerful flattery.

After pouring water for the three old witches, Han Kui poured the medicine and was discovered by Mei Jiuqiu. When Han Kui finished pouring the tea and was about to leave,

When Mei Jiuqiu asked this hero to please stay, he turned to Xingli and said to the leader of the village, our Plum Blossom Sect has a rule.

It means respecting that the person pouring water from both sides must drink the tea first. When Xing Li heard that the three of them had this rule, he ordered Han Kui to drink it.

Han Kui was so frightened that his legs twisted and he almost fell over. He quickly waved his hand and said to the leader of the village that I am not suitable for eating or drinking today.

I apologize for feeling unwell recently. Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia and Mei Jiuqiu looked at each other and understood that there was something wrong with the tea.

The three stood up. Since the leader of the village is not sincere, we leave! Xing Li saw that he couldn't let such a small thing hurt his harmony.

His face sank and he told Han Kui to finish the tea quickly. Han Kui could not grit his teeth and finish the tea. The three plum blossoms immediately clapped their hands and applauded.

Let Han Kui change his teapot, drink water, and chat again. Within three seconds, Han Kui's color suddenly changed and he rushed to the toilet at lightning speed.

It didn't stop for three days and three nights! Han Kui and Yu Huan discussed privately that they should educate the three old witches no matter what.

Three Plum Blossoms asked Xingli what he planned? Xing Li always wanted to capture Liu Dongyan for revenge, and the three of them vowed to leave it to them to capture Liu Dongyan.

Xing Li was dubious and pretended to be overjoyed and said, "I'll leave it to a few seniors to come and hold a banquet for the three of them to celebrate in advance.

After three days of rest in the competition, Plum Blossom Sanduo came to the village leader and asked to send them to capture Liu Dongyan immediately. Xingli thought for a moment and nodded in agreement and told them to be more careful.

Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu were confident and set out with neat equipment. Xing Li kindly persuaded them to send a few hundred more people as assistants.

The three plum blossoms said in unison, "It doesn't take the three of us to make Han Kui and Yu Huan happy. I thought, old witch, if you go there, you will know how powerful Liu Dongyan is!"

The three plum blossoms disguised themselves and sneaked into the Liu Village. When they got to the hinterland of the village, they deliberately lowered their bamboo hats, fearing that someone would come out to scare the snakes.

Liu Dongyan has laid many hidden traps in the village, which are difficult to detect on the surface. There are also many people doing business within the jurisdiction of the village.

Hundreds of people were sent to infiltrate among the people to search for suspicious persons. After a duel with Xingli, they knew that the opponent's spells were superb and could not be ignored.

The castle defense was deliberately rearranged to be both offensive and defensive, and a lot of rockets, laser strafing projectiles, rolling logs and rocks were prepared in case of emergencies.

Plum Blossom Sanduo lurked 100 meters to Liu Village and was discovered by a spy. He reported it to the leader of the village. Liu Dongyan ordered his men not to act rashly.

Wait for the enemy to go deep before taking action. Mei Jiuchun, Mei Jiuxia, and Mei Jiuqiu are a bit too aggressive with their canes.

I arrived at the Dazhai headquarters in broad daylight and were stopped by people at the gate who tried to persuade them, thinking they were poor people.

The guard at the gate also gave them rice, flour, grain, oil and scattered silver. The three old men and their horses would be given to them after they had enough to eat.

Mei Jiuqiu kicked the items away, and without saying a word, the three of them strode into the courtyard, angering the guards and rolling up their arms and sleeves.

He started to catch the three of them, but he was unlucky this time. Two or three of them were kicked away by Plum Blossoms, and three or four were hit with one palm.

More than fifty doormen were beaten up in an instant and screamed wildly. On the door pillars of the big trees in the courtyard were all injured people lying on their backs.

Fortunately, a few people saw that the situation was not going well and rushed to the back garden to report. Liu Dongyan picked up the chain gourd and ran to the front yard without any hurry.

The two groups met when they came to the Erer Daoyuan pond. They all knew each other from meeting some time ago. Liu Dongyan wondered how the three old people were lucky enough to come to the house to beat someone.

It's okay for the three of you who are quite old to hurt young people, but it would be bad if I accidentally hurt you.

Then he said that hurting you is a small matter, but hurting the flowers and plants in our courtyard is a big deal. The plum blossoms felt a little ironic when they heard this,

Mei Jiuchun pointed at Liu Dongyan with a cane and said, "Liu Dongyan, stop talking nonsense. We are here to take you back today and hand you over to the master of Xingli Village."

Hu Jiuchun took out a cloth bag and a rope from his back and said, Liu Dongyan, don't wait for us elderly people to take action.

Just get into your pocket and I'll tie it up tightly and take you away immediately. If you don't obey me, come and see! Read the latest chapters of "Wu Wu Jiang Hu Zhao Bookstore" for free as soon as possible.