Jun Buxiao moved, holding the big scissors and rushing toward the baby with a weird smile.
With that posture and scene, people who didn't know why would definitely mistake Jun Buxiao's wild posture for a pervert who was trying to murder Xiao Beibi.
"Watch out!"
Xi'er's scalp was numb, and he shot out two needles with a snap of his fingers. One needle pricked the top of Jun Buxiao's head, and the other pricked Jun Buxiao's tailbone. When the two needles went in, Jun Buxiao trembled all over, clamped his legs, and almost fell down.
Jun Buxiao slumped, and was forcibly pulled back by Xi'er's "human puppet" magic.
"Hee hee hee haha!" Jun Buxiao adjusted his mask, put on "Angry", and said, "This is not fun."
Xi'er's eyes were fixed on the baby in the distance, and she saw that around "it", the ground collapsed, and bright red balls of cute flesh like fluff balls sprang out of the ground strangely. At first glance, they looked strange. Like tumors. The mass of flesh was thin, and some teeth, hair, and the incomplete shapes of fingers could be vaguely discerned inside.
The sarcomas seemed to be living "creatures", bouncing on the ground, burying the white and tender "Nascent Soul" in the blink of an eye. If Xi'er hadn't acted quickly, Jun Buxiao would have definitely been buried in that weird pile of flesh.
Seeing this, Jun Buxiao immediately closed his mouth, changed his mask again, and said gratefully: "Thank you very much!"
"嘤嘤嘤!"
At this time, the postpartum pregnant woman, Mo Jiao, gradually woke up with a rosy complexion. When he woke up, his first reaction was to look at his belly. He saw a vivid chrysanthemum embroidery sewn on his belly. He was dumbfounded: "What flower? No, where is my child?"
The pregnant husband Mo Jie, who had been almost forgotten by everyone, regained his presence.
Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Mo Zhuo's belly.
Situ Yong suddenly woke up and pointed at Mo Zhuo's belly, feeling sad and annoyed: "It's the navel! We forgot to cut off the navel!"
He was upset because he claimed to be the best doctor in the world, but he had forgotten even such a simple truth. He has to bear the blame. But when Jun Buxiao walked up to Mo Zhui with a big pair of scissors in hand, Situ Yong slapped his forehead and secretly said that he should take the blame for Xiang Xi's hand.
"Old miracle doctor, where to cut?"
Jun Buxiao pushed Mo Lie to the ground, and the latter couldn't move. The cold and cruel gaze under his mask sent chills all over Mo Jie's body. The sharp scissors swung back and forth under his belly, making him afraid to move.
The reason why Jun Buxiao asked this was because they didn't even see where the so-called "navel" was. But before the old miracle doctor could answer, Jun Buxiao used his imagination to make a few cuts on Mo Lie's belly.
The old miraculous doctor was taking his pulse.
After Jun Buxiao finished cutting, he looked back and saw that countless meat balls in the distance had completely wrapped the "Nascent Soul" into a huge meat ball. The wriggling meat balls were getting higher and higher, covering the sky and the sun in the blink of an eye. , ten stories high, terrifying.
monster.
With just a quick glance, everyone in the anti-pornography team of the Disaster Prevention Bureau suddenly had the same idea.
If the "Nascent Soul" in front looks like a human child, which makes people reluctant to touch it, now the "meat ball" after complete metamorphosis has become an outright monster. The huge meat ball is like a hill, entrenched in Lu Town , the terrifying posture of the "monster" at this moment has made it impossible to connect with the cute image of the "Nascent Soul" before.
No one could see where the "navel" was. The old miracle doctor checked Mo Jie twice and found that his pulse was stable and strong, completely unlike the previous "happy pulse". Situ Yong was not sure for a while.
"Is it inside?" Jun Buxiao was inhumane, holding his chin and muttering in his mind: "Since this monster was born from a man, we can't use common sense to judge it. The navel may be hidden in this kid's belly. Since it can be cut open once, it can be The second time you perform an autopsy, you won't die because of the young master's thaumaturgy. Anyway, once you do it, you will get acquainted with it. Hey, old miracle doctor, do you want to..."
Mo Zhuo was dumbfounded as he listened to Jun Buxiao talking to himself: "Did you accidentally say what was in your heart? I don't want it! I don't want it! Kill me, kill me!"
"Quickly retreat!"
At this time, Ye and Xi'er reminded at the same time that as the meat ball grew bigger and bigger like an inflated balloon, the mountain-heavy meat ball expanded outwards, crushing the inn to pieces in a few breaths. Everyone in the disaster prevention bureau retreated in panic, while Mo Jiao crawled and crawled towards the end of the street with snot and tears. He was sure that no experience in his life would be as exciting as what he had experienced these past few days. He is secretly glad now that Ye Weiyang's Xixianlu position is indeed an evil position. The first two were killed at the speed of light, and he only took office not long ago. Fortunately, Ye Weiyang is gone and replaced by the Disaster Prevention Bureau, otherwise he would probably not survive for a few more years. sky.
"What about that brat? Hiss!"
Snake spit out a letter and asked anxiously. She saw Chang Shihui in her hand. She had obviously tried to contact Zheng Xiu but could not.
Ye was a little unconvinced. After all, the snake's hair was so frizzy that it was unreliable, so he tried it himself. When she saw the strange message appearing on Chang Shihui's mirror, she, who had always been calm, was also stunned: "The user you called is not in the service area? What does this mean?"
Xi'er kept jumping out by the silk thread, hanging in the air. At this moment, she also tried to contact Zheng Xiu, and Chang Shihui got the same reply. She could only shout to everyone: "The young master and Mao Zhu disappeared together! Just now! They may have gone after Shiitake and Bai Qiuyue!"
Xi'er paused, then thought of something, and then said: "Just now, the monster's navel disappeared in a flash, I saw it with my own eyes! Now it is invisible, not because there is no navel, but because we can't see it! There is only the young master's navel. Eyes, you can see where is hidden in the navel!”
"That……"
The snake's eyes rolled around and looked at Ye.
Ye helplessly looked at Xi'er.
Xi'er looked at Jun Buxiao.
Jun Buxiao looked at Situ Yong.
Situ Yong was stunned: "What are you looking at me for?"
Xi'er: "Who makes you highly respected?"
This moment reflects the importance of leadership in a team. After Zheng Xiu and Orange Cat disappeared inexplicably, the anti-pornography team was leaderless. Faced with such filthy things, they didn't know where to start.
No matter whether the opponent is a vicious Jiangnan bandit, a brutal bandit, or even an army, as long as the opponent looks like a human being, they will not hesitate to kill him. But facing such a fierce behemoth, no one knew where to start.
Situ Yong sighed softly, flicked his wrist, and two knives appeared in his hands.
"Forget it, let's make peace with it when it comes. No matter what kind of evil thing it is, just chop it down. Ahem, doctors are kind-hearted. I am saving people."
After saying that, Situ Yong resolutely walked towards the monster step by step.
"Ha~" Situ Yong's words made Ye smile slightly, holding a reed leaf in his mouth, and the sound of music echoed in the night sky.
At first, the music was melodious and graceful. As everyone listened to the music, they felt the breeze coming, gently soothing the anxiety and uneasiness in their hearts. In just a few breaths, everyone calmed down completely, and there was no longer the anxiety on their faces.
Situ Yong sighed softly and looked thoughtfully at the woman on the eaves blowing reed leaves like a fairy.
There was a smile on the leaves, and the music paused. In the blink of an eye, the melodious music changed, as fast as rain, and as sharp as a knife. Everyone felt as if they were on a battlefield. The tragic but exciting music made everyone's calm mood suddenly turn sharply. Their hearts were surging, and they were full of unhappiness and fighting spirit.
"Wow!"
Jun Buxiao wielded the scissors, feeling full of strength. He gave Ye a thumbs up and praised: "Good song!"
Ye smiled slightly: "It's a small trick."
Snake felt that she was different, and her vertical pupils with dim light were as cold as a hunter in the jungle. She curiously asked her sister: "Sister, why haven't I seen you playing this song before?"
Ye shook his head and explained in a low voice to his sister: "This song is called Ambush from All Sides. Anyone who hears the music will have endless fighting spirit in their hearts, but this is at the expense of overdrafting the practitioner's energy. After the end, he will fall into a state of exhaustion." I don’t know how to play this piece of music as a last resort. And the simpler the mind and the more short-sighted the person, the deeper the trick will be, and they will have the delusion that they are omnipotent..."
"presumptuous!"
Before Ye finished speaking, a loud shout interrupted Ye's words.
Mo Jie, whose face was smeared with snot and tears, was holding a book in his hands and looked up to the sky with a maniacal smile: "How dare you, the monster, to do anything in front of me!"
Characters floated out from the book one by one, turning into golden light and blowing away Mo Xiao's tied hair.
I saw Mo Jie mumbling words and began a long chant:
"The sky and the earth are bright, the universe is vast, the world is unfair, and righteousness will last forever..."
The golden light surrounded the book and became stronger and stronger.
It's "Haoran's Righteous Song"!
It is the longest article in the Mojiu manuscript.
Ye and Snake looked at each other.
Inspired by Ye's "Ambush from Flying Daggers" and in a leaderless state, the Disaster Prevention Bureau team suddenly entered the state, each using magic tricks to face the unknown evil spirits from Chang An.
"Everyone, I'm leaving!"
Situ Yong's heart was full of pride. Inspired by the music, he seemed to be eighteen again, fifty years younger. I saw the old genius doctor kicking his legs, and the knees that were pressed down deeply made two crisp sounds, as if they were broken. But at this moment, the old genius doctor suddenly forgot about the pain, old age and osteoporosis. He turned over in mid-air, and the other four The scimitar flew out.
The two sounds of fractures made others feel sad, but at this moment, Ye's magic had already taken effect, and he couldn't care less about letting the old miracle doctor take it easy.
"Looking forward to hearing and asking about everything!"
The old miraculous doctor's eyes flashed, and after a moment of freezing, the old miraculous doctor turned the old bone, and six knives fell at the same time. The rotating knife light was like a silver tornado in the night, scraping all the way from top to bottom on the surface of the meat ball in the blink of an eye. Wherever the silver whirlwind passed, six knives were like meat grinders, stirring up a sky full of minced meat. Looking at the meat ball again, under the old miracle doctor's inspection, hearing, asking, cutting, and back-rubbing knife techniques, a deep ravine of flesh and blood was actually scraped out.
After the old miraculous doctor took the lead, risking his own life and death, he used a move called "Looking, Wearing, Asking, Cutting, and Rubbing the Knife on His Back", and then a shrill cry of a baby came from deep within the mass of flesh. Immediately afterwards, ugly sarcomas exploded on the meaty mass, and the squirming pieces gradually turned into fragmented baby outlines. The innocent children's faces were only empty. The eyes, ears, mouth and nose are squeezing each other hard, twisted and ferocious.
This horrific scene made everyone gasp again.
The old miracle doctor fell to the ground with a thud, clutching his waist and moaning in pain. Jun Buxiao shook his head and walked up to the old genius doctor, and with lightning speed, he cut off the old genius doctor's shadow with two knives.
In Jun Buxiao's hand, a shadow as thin as human skin struggled in his hand. The old genius doctor had his shadow cut away for the first time by Jun Buxiao, and felt a chill in his heart. He stared at Jun Buxiao warily: "Hey! Boy, what are you doing to cut me off?"
"Look, I'm at the end of my rope now, and there's no one I can use!" Jun Buxiao pointed to the empty street and said with a smile, "So I'm brave enough to borrow the shadow of the old miracle doctor."
With that said, Jun Buxiao began to toss the old miracle doctor's shadow. He first bit the shadow into his mouth and blew on it, causing the shadow to rise and swell a bit.
The old miracle doctor was stunned at first, his heart pounded, and he secretly thought something was wrong, and shouted: "But I haven't agreed yet!"
Jun Buxiao's hands were extremely fast, and his expression under the mask gradually became more and more abnormal.
He first inflated the shadow, and then formed two pairs of arms behind the shadow. Each of the six arms holds a knife shadow, and looks ferocious. As the shadow changed, veins bulged all over the old miracle doctor's body, and his muscles swelled. Then there was a pain in his back, and two pairs of shadows that looked like arms actually grew.
The old miracle doctor was stunned. It was his first time to experience this kind of unreasonable magic.
"Wait a minute, opera singer, what do you want to do?"
The old miracle doctor looked wary. After Jun Buxiao finished, he slapped the shadow of the old miracle doctor on his chest. In an instant, Jun Buxiao, who "swallowed" the shadow of the old miracle doctor, became a bit more rickety than an old man, and his muscles also bulged, stretching his robe to the point of bursting.
"Hahaha! Let's go!"
Jun Buxiao laughed playfully and jumped towards the Nascent Soul evil thing.
"I don't want it!!"
Under the guidance of the shadow, the old genius doctor had thousands of reluctances in his heart, but he achieved "synchronization" with Jun Buxiao's movements. The two of them were "looking, hearing and asking" in the sky, transforming into small tops, flexibly moving in front and behind the meat ball. Scratching randomly from left to right.
Careless! I didn’t dodge!
The old miraculous doctor couldn't help but unleash a terrifying sword move, while cursing in his mouth. Eighteen generations of General Buxiao's ancestors have been scolded bloody.
No one else knew the anguish in the old miracle doctor's heart. Xi'er stared dumbfounded as the two small whirlwinds flew flesh and blood on the fleshy mass with terrifying force. She shouted: "What a ferocious thaumaturgy! The two of them work together to complement each other!"
But why are the sounds of broken bones and the screams of the old man mixed in with the sound of flesh and blood flying around and the scraping of blades?
Under the violent chop of the two "back-rubbing whirlwinds", the pieces of meat on the meat ball became thinner and thinner, turning into rain of blood and falling down.
Xi'er and Snake decisively joined the battle group. Xi'er hooked his fingers and the invisible thread cut off a large piece neatly like a knife. The snake circled around the huge meat mountain for a while, but couldn't find its lower mouth. She secretly thought it was disgusting. She would rather bite Pony Red King a million times than take a bite of this disgusting meat ball. She could only hiss. Stick out his tongue and spit venom at the wounds made by several people, mainly using an auxiliary to increase the poison damage.
At this time, Mo Jiu was still singing "Haoran Zhengqi Song" vigorously and had not finished reciting it.
at the same time.
With the help of the orange cat, Zheng Xiu glimpsed the essence of the world, opened the gap, and disappeared into the eternal world. When he truly stepped into the gap between the eternal world and the eternal darkness as an "incarnation" for the first time, he did not know that Lu Zhen had "uncut the umbilical cord". When something unexpected happened, he was amazed at the bizarre scenery in front of him.
(End of chapter)