Zheng Xiu was actually thinking about the same problem as Xi'er.
Man... how to give birth?
This is not a matter of whether you think about it or not, but it is determined by your physiological structure that it just won’t work.
But...are you really pregnant?
If Mo lied, there would still be a hole through which the baby could be born.
But, would it be too cruel?
"Ahem."
Zheng Xiu coughed twice, interrupting the flood of stimulating thoughts in Xi'er's mind: "What's going on now?"
Xi'er's mouth opened slightly, but she didn't know what to say. Finally, she helplessly spread her hands, and the camera turned to the young man.
Still in the previous inn, there was a screaming young man lying on the bed. The boy's bulging belly became exaggerated, and the bluish blood vessels under the epidermis of the ruptured belly were clearly visible. As the boy cried, the bulging belly swelled and deflated with his breathing, as if he was going to die at any moment. Exploded balloon.
"Could it be that I just... got a spell and my stomach swelled?"
Zheng Xiu speculated.
"No," Jun Buxiao, wearing a "smile" mask, knocked on Chang Shie, then slowly walked to the bedside with his weapon, the scissors, and patted the "pregnant man" gently on the belly. .
There was a surge in the thin belly, and a newly formed "child's hand" worked hard to push up from Mo Zhui's belly, pressing a five-finger-shaped bulge on the thin belly, as if it was about to burst out of the belly at any time.
Jun Buxiao's actions seemed to disturb "that thing" in Mo Zhuo's belly, and the severe pain made Mo Zhuo cry heartbreakingly.
"My lord, look, hey, it's genuine."
Jun Buxiao was holding the scissors because he was afraid that the thing would break out of his body, purely as a precaution, not because he really wanted to cut open Mo Zhuo's belly. Maybe it made the former Shang Xiansi alert to this extent, which shows that the weirdness of this piece of music is beyond their imagination.
"Wait, something is wrong. His belly is growing too fast."
Xi'er was stunned.
She didn't expect that the Red King would focus on this.
So he replied blankly: "Yes."
Jun Buxiao held the scissors and held his forehead in a contemplative manner: "Yes."
"Other pregnant women too?"
Xi'er denies it.
She said that except for the sudden and inexplicable death of her husband, all the other pregnant women in Lu Town who had visited Wutong Temple were normal.
"At the very least, she is a beautiful young woman."
Xi'er finally answered with a strange expression.
Zheng Xiu lowered his head and thought deeply. He always felt that something was wrong. Why did he let Mo Jie get involved in such a big thing?
Could it be that there are really such a group of people in the dark who are particularly unlucky?
In order to understand the cause and effect of the matter, Zheng Xiu asked about the details before and after Mo Jie was recruited.
"Actually," in Chang Shihui's mirror image, Xi'er's mouth twitched slightly, she turned back and glanced at the screaming young man on the bed, and briefly recounted what happened that day when Mo Jie went to investigate:
"He thought someone was hiding inside, so he went in holding the book."
"After he entered, we heard sounds from a distance outside the door,"
"He said, how dare you, a monster, to do something in broad daylight and not let me reveal myself quickly!"
"Then it was like, 'Get out!' "
"A figure rolled out of the temple."
"The one who got out was none other than Brother Tan."
Zheng Xiu was speechless.
Are you doing face output in broad daylight?
After listening to this, Zheng Xiu probably understood that the reason why Mo Jie was so miserable was the same as usual, all because of his bad mouth.
He asked Jun Buxiao, who had deliberately put on a "sadness" mask and didn't know whether he was really sad or fake, "What did you tell him?"
"Hehehe..." Jun Buxiao laughed to death: "I said, there must be something strange in the temple, there must be a big eucalyptus. If he breaks it, it will be the "eight people" under the four people and one cat, commanding the Xiao tribe. But be careful and don't be impulsive. "
Zheng Xiu: "Has he finished listening?"
"Back to my lord, there is nothing." When the boy heard the words "Commander the Xiaobu", he took out his book and went in. The subordinate accidentally failed to stop him. "Jun Buxiao knew that Zheng Xiu meant to blame him in his words, and he did not deny it. Faced with Zheng Xiu's uncertain expression, Jun Buxiao chuckled and said, "My lord, Mo Liang's move is not completely useless. "
"Um?"
When you are a leader, sometimes you have to cherish your words like gold, half of what you say and half of what you say, or not say at all, so that others can guess what they are thinking. It doesn't matter whether you guessed correctly or not, the most important thing is to appear difficult to figure out. When Zheng Xiu snorted softly from his nose, Jun Buxiao was really worried. Thinking that the Red King was angry, he put on a serious black mask with a shake of his head and said in silence:
"Your Majesty, you should know that it has been a long time since my subordinates arrived in Lu Town with him. He entered the temple six days ago, and we did not make any announcement during these days. Later, several couples came from other places, and they did not know how powerful they were. , regardless of the government ban, went to the temple to pray."
"I pretended to be a street actor and asked them to find out something. It is said that there used to be a "strange thing" in the temple, which looked like five pillars of flesh squeezed together. "Jun Buxiao said, comparing the five fingers, they were squeezed into a twisted and weird shape. In this way, the Red King could intuitively imagine what the "Five Powers God" was. When Zheng Xiu saw this, his eyebrows jumped and his heart beat. Donima. Isn't this what five chickens fencing together look like?
How could anyone turn this kind of ghost thing into a statue and put it in a temple for worship? This kind of ghost thing that even he himself wouldn't dare to draw.
As an [actor], Jun Buxiao's fingers are weak and boneless, and the joints are like nothing. He fiddled with it for a while, then separated the five fingers together from the middle. Jun Buxiao rarely said seriously: "It's broken."
"Cracked?"
"Cracked."
"Have you seen it with your own eyes?"
"Oh, I don't dare. I'm not as bold as Mo Lie."
Mo Jie on the bed listened to the two chatting and shed tears of sadness.
That's it.
Zheng Xiu thought for a while and started a group chat.
The "Chang Shi Hui" he drew by himself is so powerful that every member of Ye Weiyang's old department who joins the Disaster Prevention Bureau will be surprised for several days by the function of "Chang Shi Hui" when they first arrive.
There is no other reason. Compared with the old "Raven", Chang Shie is too easy to use.
The mirror image changed again, and the faces of "Hulangbishui" and "Situ Yong" respectively appeared on it.
By the way, before Hulangbi Shui joined Ye Weiyang, she was "a fool in the village" and had no name. The whole village called her "Silly Girl". After she opened her spiritual intelligence, she was appreciated and joined Ye Weiyang. "Bishui" is not like a code name for her, but more like a real name. Even when she joined the Disaster Prevention Bureau, she still used the name "Bishui".
Zheng Xiu asked in the group that there is a Wutong Temple, and some people who don’t know the meaning of it went to worship and got pregnant. What should they do now?
Waiting online, Chi Wang is in a hurry.
Situ Yong immediately widened his eyes, blew his beard, waved his hands and said angrily: "I am not a stable woman! You have to go to a stable woman for this kind of thing! Your lord, I am a "healer", you come to me for everything, but if you want to be bad You have broken my "rules"! I know nothing about delivering babies! Your Majesty, please ask Gao Ming for you! "
The implication is that I don’t want to do it.
Bi Shui said nothing, but frowned, thinking.
Situ Yong was about to hang up the phone when Chi Wang smiled slightly: "It's a man."
Situ Yong looked stunned.
Bi Shui suddenly showed a confused look: "Could it be Dou Xie... No, Mo Lie?"
Zheng Xiu was curious: "How did you know?"
Bi Shui covered his mouth and smiled: "Not long ago, I was working in the disaster prevention bureau, and I happened to see Jun Buxiao approach Mo Zhui for a mission, saying that he wanted to check out a weird temple. Mo Zhui then... agreed very quickly. . Hey, I wanted to remind you, after all, Jun Buxiao used to be a loner and only had close friendship with Gu Qiutang. He is definitely not a good person who can take the initiative to ask others for help. But that kid insists on saying that I am nosy. ,hehe."
After experiencing the initial surprise of "a man being pregnant", Zheng Xiu, who calmed down, only felt it was funny. Since Bi Shui knew what happened, it would be easier to handle, Zheng Xiu
Ask Bi Shui what can be done.
Bi Shui replied with a smile: "Then we have to let him come back first. With the prince's "Chang Shi Hui" across the way, there is nothing we can do." "
"This is trouble." Xi'er frowned: "This kid's belly is too big and he can't move."
Hohoho——
At this time, there was a harsh roar in the group chat.
If you look closely, you can see that Situ Yong is sharpening his knife.
Jun Buxiao: "Sharpening the knife?"
Zheng Xiu: "Sharpening the knife?"
Mo Lie: "Sharpen the knife???"
Bi Shui suddenly understood and nodded: "Sharpen the knife!" She understood.
Zheng Xiu asked: "Old miracle doctor, didn't you just say you knew nothing about it?"
"You know nothing! There is no limit to the sea of learning. As a "physician", how can I be afraid of difficult and complicated diseases? Get through, get through. Situ Yong sharpened the knife with a smile: "Let's talk about the kindness of doctors! How can I just ignore death!"
After saying that, he put "Chang Shie" aside. But he didn't know that the group chat was still connected. At this time, his voice while sharpening his knife reached the ears of everyone in the group chat:
"This is a rare case! The yin and yang are reversed, and the man is pregnant! Hahaha! If I cure this disease, I will make great progress! The benevolence of a doctor lies in the word "medicine"! If you don't treat yourself, if you don't give it a try, how can you sacrifice your life for justice and benevolent? Ever since I caught a glimpse of the door, this superb skill of "scraping bones and opening surgeries" has been neglected for many years. Now, old friend, old friend, you can finally see the light of day again! Hehehehe..."
In the end, Situ Yong's laughter was eerie and happy.
"Is he trying to trick Mo into having a... cesarean section?"
Zheng Xiu guessed what Situ Yong was thinking. In the group chat, Mo Jie's cry of "no, no, no, no" came from Xi'er's paintings of Chang Shi. When Zheng Xiu heard this, his eyes were quick and he tapped his fingers lightly on the mirror.
【Ding! The living dead Situ Yong was asked to leave the group chat. 】
Zheng Xiu, Xi'er, Jun Buxiao, and Bi Shui shuddered at the same time.
They were not that familiar with Situ Yong in the past, so they didn't know that he was such a miraculous doctor.
Mo Lie's voice of "Don't, don't, don't" was really noisy. Jun Buxiao waved the scissors, cut off Mo Lie's shadow, and crumpled it into a ball like waste paper. When it was spread out again, the wrinkled shadow mouth disappeared, and only the whimpering sound of "嘘嘤" remained on the bed.
【Ding! Bi Shui quit the group chat. 】
"What do you think of this eucalyptus?"
Zheng Xiu started to go through the process.
Xi'er and Jun Buxiao said at the same time: "Class B and above, Class A to be determined."
They had obviously discussed it.
Regarding the difficulty of eucalyptus, using the Disaster Prevention Bureau's rating method, it is obviously far beyond level B. Both of the seven members of the Akatsuki Division found it difficult, and Jun Buxiao was the Shangxian Si in Weiyang's old division before the night before. Even he couldn't handle the eucalyptus. It was obviously too much to rate it with a B grade.
But Grade A eucalyptus has clear indicators, such as aliens, ghosts, monsters, and candles. They were not sure about this, so in the end, after discussion, the two of them decided on a less accurate grade for Eucalyptus.
"I understand, don't act rashly, just stare at Mo Jie and wait for notification."
When Xi'er heard this, some inexplicable excitement appeared on her face: "Fengzhu is going to take action?"
Recalling the experience of running a wedding together with Feng Bei, it seemed as if a lot of things had happened in the blink of an eye, which made Xi'er miss the days of running a wedding together with Yiren.
After the call ended, the blood on Chang Shie disappeared.
Feng Bei lost interest in the middle of the conversation and ran aside to comb the cat's hair in front of the flowers and under the moon.
Seeing Zheng Xiu end the call, Feng Bei raised his eyes and smiled slightly: "You want to go to Lu Town in person?"
Zheng Xiu lowered his head and thought about the cause and effect of this incident. Hearing Feng Bei's voice, Zheng Xiu couldn't help but be slightly startled, then shook his head and smiled: "As expected of you, you are like a tapeworm in the belly of this king, knowing my thoughts as well as the palm of your hand. .”
When Feng Bei heard the metaphor of "roundworm", his cheeks puffed up slightly.
The orange cat also raised its head, the hair on its head was blowing up, with the same expression as Feng Bei.
Feng Bei: "What a roundworm, it's unpleasant to hear."
Meow: "Meow!"
Zheng Xiu picked his ears, and he seemed to hear the stupid cat taking the opportunity to scold him again.
After a moment, Feng Bei sighed softly: "You won't let me go, right?"
Zheng Xiu was stunned again when he heard this. He thought to himself, you just need to understand. He gently stopped Feng Bei's shoulder and said with a smile, "If that Wutong Shen is really that powerful, can I bring it back and give it to you?"
"No need." Now that Feng Bei heard about the devilish attitude of the "Wu Tong Shen", he had long lost interest in "pregnancy", with an undisguised look of disgust on his face.
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"Sister Qingqing, please give me some advice. King Chi asked you to obey me all the way."
As he spoke, the young man shook Chang Shihua at his waist. There was a mark of money engraved on the back, and in the center of the money was the word: red. Qingqing recognized it. It was the Chang Shie of the Red King, a symbol of status.
Qingqing looked calm and knelt down on one knee, but hesitated when she spoke.
The young man did not put her in trouble: "Call Young Master."
"My servant Qingqing has met the young master."
"You're welcome, don't kneel down all the time, everyone has their own thing to do in the situation."
"yes."
The early morning light gradually became brighter. Facing the morning light, Feng Bei walked into the yard holding the yawning orange cat.
"Bring it with you."
Seeing Zheng E, Feng Bei somehow remembered the scene where she and "Little Zheng Xiu" were naked and soaked in the same tub that night, and she suddenly felt angry and funny. She pretended not to know and reached out to rub the boy's hair.
This action frightened Yin Qingqing's feet and almost fell to the ground. Before Feng Bei's hand came into contact with the boy, Yin Qingqing thought that Feng Bei was going to kill the boy to ashes. Unexpectedly, the young man could bear it.
wrong.
Yin Qingqing looked at Feng Bei with a more thoughtful look.
Fengzhu, can he completely control her ominousness?
"What are you doing with it?"
The young man slapped Feng Bei's hand away, and just as he was about to spread his arms to meet Feng Bei's arms and ask for a hug, Feng Bei had already guessed Zheng Xiu's intention to play a prank, and smiled and put the orange cat on the young man's head.
"Be obedient and take it with you. Xiaofeng, please help me take care of...him."
"Meow!"
The lazy orange cat's body trembled. The indifferent meow mouth slanted upward, and there was a faint smell of evil and madness. I saw the orange cat stretching out its claws, extending and retracting them like lightning, and a gray mirror flashed away in the space, too fast to be noticed. The cat was holding a piece of black clothing in its paws. The orange cat shook its paws, put on the black clothing, and stood on top of the boy's head with its arms folded, standing proudly in the wind.
call……
A gust of wind blew by, and the black clothes on the orange cat made a hunting sound. There was a striking word in blood written on the back of the black clothes.
"cat".
