Who worships whom to get pregnant?
Zheng Xiu was stunned when he heard this and sat upright under the eaves.
Two voices came from overhead almost simultaneously.
The sound was extremely weak, and if it were normal Zheng Xiu, he would never be able to hear it.
But today is different from the past. After Zheng Xiu opened the seventh door in the "Prisoner" doorway, his moral, intellectual, physical, and artistic abilities have grown by leaps and bounds. His five senses have improved, and subtle sounds are so close that they cannot be hidden from him. Senses.
First there was "pat, pat" - the sound of boots on the eaves.
Then came "Puff~Puff~Puff~" - this was the sound of soft balls of flesh trampling on the human world.
"Now that you heard it, come down."
Zheng Xiu said loudly towards the roof.
Then a large one and a small one fell down at the same time.
Feng Bei clasped his hands behind his back, and his long ponytail instantly straightened up, like a spear standing upright in the sky, falling gracefully to the ground. Beside her, the orange cat's movements were almost synchronized with Fengbei's. He put his paws behind his back, first lowered his lower limbs to the ground, then bent his feet, raised his tail, and stood in the "Fengbei Stand" posture for a long time. Just returned to normal cat posture.
The orange cat's "fenglifengqi" behavior made the red king stunned for several breaths, until Xi'er in the mirror thought that Chang Shihua was broken and hung it from the beam with a silk thread, shouting "Hey, hey, hey" Only then did Prince Zheng come back to his senses. He had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem and asked casually: "How can it learn to walk like you?"
Feng Bei picked up the orange cat and sat down beside Zheng Xiu peacefully. Instead of answering Zheng Xiu's question, he pushed his face over and pressed it against Zheng Xiu's face - Feng Bei was still not very good at spanking. During the video call, he thought he had to squeeze Zheng Xiu away so that Xi'er could see him.
Feng Bei's breath hit his face, with the faint fragrance of orchids, and the touch on the side of his face told Zheng Xiu that Feng Bei's temples behind his earlobes were wet.
Did she just take a shower? Soaked in flower petals and washed? Where did you wash it? How to wash? How long does it take to wash? Zheng Xiu asked himself this question several times and was heartbroken every time. He moved his face away, and just now he almost couldn't help but kiss Feng Bei in front of his subordinates who were making videos. It's actually a little bit exciting to think about this behavior. This is the so-called wife is not as good as a concubine, and it is better to steal. It is better to steal in front of others? Although the words are crude, Zheng Xiu is indeed enjoying a different kind of happiness with Feng Bei, just like "old fields are plowed anew".
Feng Bei's face was calm and calm, and he asked calmly, "It's me." Feng Bei grabbed the prince's video call and said to the stunned Xi'er on the other side of Chang Shi Hui, "Tell me more about the pregnancy."
She seems to be quite interested in "temples that can make people pregnant."
Zheng Xiu could tell this from Feng Bei's sitting posture: Feng Bei was not a qualified listener because her emotions were all exposed. When talking about topics that she was not interested in, she would sit casually and would step on Zheng Xiu back and forth with her feet from time to time during the "Ten Years of Couple" period, deliberately distracting Zheng Xiu; When it comes to the content of interest, her reaction is completely different. She will sit upright and place the palms of her hands above her knees.
Zheng Xiu pursed his lips tightly, suppressing a smile, and said with a straight face to the mirror image of Xi'er in Chang Shi's painting: "Well, let's talk about the pregnancy in detail... No, let's talk about the pregnancy in detail."
The corners of Xi'er's mouth and eyebrows trembled at the same time, suppressing strange emotions.
She was holding Chang Shihua and looking at two strange faces.
Feng Bei's face was obviously very interested, but he deliberately pretended to be calm and disinterested. The Red King's face clearly made him want to laugh, but he pretended to be serious and held it back.
Then came the "Cat Pillar", which was rumored to be a "mascot" within the Disaster Prevention Bureau, spreading its claws apart and stepping on one shoulder of Zheng Xiu and Feng Bei respectively.
this…
Xi'er's heart felt inexplicably.
She also had a serious face. Since Chi Wang and Feng Zhu were interested in "pregnancy", Xi'er would explain this troublesome matter in detail.
Not long before Ye Weiyang was paralyzed.
Northeast of the Imperial City, about one hundred and fifty miles away, there is a small town called Lu Town not far away.
Lu Town is located in a remote area with few mountains and rivers, barren land and difficult farming. But the mountains near Lu Town are covered with a strange tree called red shirt. The leaves of the red shirt are shaped like bananas, and the green leaves have red veins that are as clear as blood vessels.
For nearly a hundred years, the residents of Lu Town have been making a living by raising silkworms and weaving due to geographical reasons. About twenty years ago, the people in the town discovered that the mulberry trees on the mountain were gradually dying and could no longer be fed. Someone was desperate and tried to feed the silkworms with red leaves that grew wildly all over the mountains and plains. Unexpectedly, not only did the silkworms not survive, but they spun more and more silk, and the cloth weaved was shiny and smooth as skin. This made Lu Lu at that time The people in the town were so happy that in the past fifty years, more and more weaver girls have made a living by "weaving" in Lu town.
The sight of young, beautiful, gentle and industrious weaver girls filling the streets with sewing machines has become a unique scene in Lu Town.
Speaking of which, Xi'er, Zheng's gold medal dressmaker, has some connections with Lu Zhen. About 30% of the raw cloth produced in Lu Town was purchased by Zheng's Cloth Store at a high price, and some of the best goods fell into Xi'er's hands, cut into exquisite and small bellyband dresses, and finally entered the wealthy circle. woman in wardrobe.
About half a year ago, a suspicious "eucalyptus" entered Ye Weiyang.
A weaver girl couldn't get a son, so she believed someone else's trick and went up the mountain to worship in an abandoned temple for several days. That temple houses a strange thing called the "Wutong God". Unexpectedly, one month later, menstruation did not come and I became pregnant. However, what made the Weaver Girl extremely happy and sad was that shortly after she became pregnant, her husband died on her white belly on a dark and windy night, and the Weaver Girl became a widow.
Some people say that the widow was a widower; some people say that the widow is a wasp who hid poison and murdered her husband; in short, there are different opinions, and the more rumors spread, the more evil they become. The trouble reached Ye Weiyang, who sent people to investigate, but nothing was found in the end, and the matter was settled with ordinary documents.
Since it was not a hoax, the government issued a notice and all the truth came out. What people didn't expect was that this announcement actually made this "Wu Tongshen" popular in the local area for no apparent reason. More and more newlyweds and young women are going to the temple to ask for a child. It is true that those who go to ask for a child will have a child in as little as ten days or as long as three months.
The evil thing happened later. This "child-seeking controversy" has been going on for half a year. The husbands of young women seeking children were at peace with each other at first. However, in the past month, the young women who went to Wutong Temple to seek children, their husbands, etc. Husbands died suddenly one after another in this month, always on the woman's belly.
This incident gave the officials in Lu Town a splitting headache. They couldn't find anything strange at all, and even sealed the temple of Wutong God. However, this temple had no monks and no nuns. It was a bare and uncared-for place. Even if the government wanted to find someone to take the blame for the "few temples", they couldn't find someone to take the blame, and they were extremely anxious. At this time, just as the flag of the "Disaster Prevention Bureau" was gradually being planted in various places in Daqian, this bizarre "seeking child" was once again placed on the table of the Disaster Prevention Bureau, becoming a thick pile of file.
After Xi'er finished speaking, she took a sip of tea.
The screen window behind her was bright, and the candlelight in the room was dim, as if she were in a first-class room in an inn.
After listening quietly, Fengbei and Orange Cat made the same action at the same time: each of them meowed and raised their hands (paws) at the same time, holding their chins, as if they were thinking seriously.
Zheng Xiu felt strange.
But the matter came first, and the Red King began to deal with it.
"Have you checked?" Zheng Xiu asked.
Xi'er nodded: "Checked. Those who died previously have been buried. Xi'er is still hesitant to dig them out, waiting for your approval. As for the ones that have just died, Xi'er took a look and asked Wu Zuo if they would do an autopsy. A male corpse was found, and it was found that the kidneys were dark, the penis was atrophied, the face was green, the lips were black, and the eyelids were swollen, which is consistent with Jing deficiency and Yang damage."
"Tell the important point."
"Just die from the wind on the horse."
"Oh, Mr. Shi's way of death." Zheng Xiu now fully understood: "Nothing else strange?"
Xi'er was stunned and couldn't help but ask: "This... doesn't count?"
"Forget it." Zheng Xiu thought for a while. It was indeed "spicy" that so many strong young men were sucked dry by his wife to death at the same time, and then said: "Where is that temple?"
When Xi'er heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes: "Your Majesty, you don't want me to come in, do you?"
Zheng Xiu wanted to say casually, "You won't get pregnant if you give it a try," but when he thought about it carefully, he realized that it was really possible to get pregnant this time, so he asked, "What are your plans?"
The reason why Xi'er found it difficult was simply that the key parts of the investigation could not be continued. The clues to this "Wutong Temple" were so obvious that it was impossible for her not to check it out. But if we investigate, if there is really something strange inside, Xi'er will probably create a baby out of thin air even if she doesn't have a man. It's too dangerous.
"Understood, I'll send a man over for you."
Xi'er hesitated for a while, but the considerate Red King immediately understood Xi'er's difficulty and solved it on the spot. Xi'er agreed with a smile. Before ending the call, Zheng Xiu suddenly remembered something and asked, "Wait a minute, do you know who investigated the case when the first victim of this case was reported? "
Xi'er quickly answered: "It's the Xushu." She glanced at Fengzhu, who was posing in the same pose as the kitten, and twitched the corner of her mouth, reminding her: "The dead Xushu."
Zheng Xiu completely understood now. Xushu has an impatient personality. According to the calculation of time, when this "seeking child" incident first happened, he went to investigate, and then rushed non-stop to Shuzhong to intercept and kill Fengbei. He can be called a model worker in Ye Weiyang Middle School.
A model worker is a model worker. He can only scratch the surface with this hurried investigation. He would be damned if he could really find out everything.
After hanging up the phone here, Zheng Xiu looked at the night, thought for a while about who could be used and easy to use at present, and then used "Chang Shihui" to call "Shadow Opera Junbuxiao" among the seven people in "Xiaobu" ".
Chang Shihua's mirror flickers on and off, the blood-colored light and shadow are like a dream, and a few strokes outline a masked face.
The shadow actor Buxiao followed the path of an "actor" and wore a mask even in the dead of night. The mask had holes for the eyes and mouth, giving the appearance of a beaming smiling face.
Jun Buxiao said in an exaggerated voice: "It turns out to be Lord Red King. I don't know if he is calling you late at night. What are your orders? Hehehe..."
Zheng Xiu summarized Eucalyptus in four sentences:
"There is a tail left by a virtual rat in Lu Town."
"A five-way temple where whoever worships gets pregnant."
"How many men died from the wind on horseback."
"It's not convenient for Xi'er. Please go check it out."
When Jun Buxiao heard this, his laughter suddenly stopped. He shook his head and turned outside the mirror. When he returned to the camera, his mask changed to a "crying face": "My lord, are you sure you want me to go?"
Zheng Xiu wondered: "Do you know this thing?"
Jun Buxiao shook his head vigorously: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!"
Zheng Xiu asked again: "Then why are you panicking?"
Jun Buxiao turned his head again, and his mask changed into "Shock·jpg": "My lord, are you sure... men can't fall into the trap?"
The implication of his words was that he was almost certain that there was something strange in it, and he called it "skill".
"We have spirit suppressors and healers."
Zheng Xiu didn't know if Jun Buxiao understood his subtext. What he meant was that if it was a technique that could be solved by the Soul-Suppressing Man, don't panic, it can be solved. If you really encounter a technique that the Zhenling people can't solve, don't panic. There are doctors who can give birth.
Jun Buxiao must have understood, and nodded reluctantly: "Since you are the boss of the bureau... Your Majesty, can I bring a helper?"
"Within the Xiao Department, you have the authority to dispatch those with lower ratings than you. Just send a written letter and have Secretary Jiang stamp it." Finally, Zheng Xiu solemnly reminded: "Looking for a man."
"Okay." Jun Buxiao silently put on a mask that made him cry even more miserably.
Zheng Xiu: "Add more money."
"Your Majesty is wise! This case must be broken!" Jun Buxiao accepted the order and left with a smile.
After the call ended, Feng Bei, who was thinking deeply with Mao'er at the same time, raised his head, with a trace of confusion in his eyes: "Are you not interested in this thing?"
A smile appeared on Zheng Xiu's face: "Of course." He naturally knew the purpose of Feng Bei's question and answered proactively: "But now that I'm the boss, I can't do everything myself." Zheng Xiu winked at Feng Bei. : "Do you still remember what I said before, the secret to becoming the richest man?"
Feng Bei rolled his eyes. When he was running the inn, this guy would brag about his experience from time to time.
"You have to know how to order people."
The disaster prevention bureau divides the worms into four levels: A, B, C and D.
Let’s not talk about the other three levels for now. The evaluation method is very random and depends a bit on your mood. Only "Grade A" is different, with four key indicators: strangers, strange objects, ghosts, and candles. As long as one of these four indicators is met, it can be rated as "Grade A". Class A eucalyptus is very important, Zheng Xiu will at least send "pillar level" to deal with it, contact strangers, or recover strange objects. Once you really encounter a ghost, the director will personally attack in order to promote the [Prisoner].
Moreover, there is a ghost, which is most likely related to Zhu. Zheng Xiu has told Yin Qingqing and Jiang Gaoyi of the importance of this matter. The two of them are responsible for screening the cases. Once they encounter Class A, they will report it to Zheng as soon as possible. Repair this side.
I heard that Jun Buxiao set off with his helpers early the next morning. The prince was very pleased with such a motivated young man.
While he had nothing to do, Zheng Xiu finally thought of visiting Ximen Bei to see if he could get anything. Unexpectedly, he was greeted by a young bookboy when he went out. The bookboy was fair and polite, and said: "Sir, you are out to collect materials. Please, Your Majesty." Forgive me."
Sure enough, following the bookboy's hand, there was a basket beside it. There were many brocade boxes of gifts in the basket, and there were written receipts on the gifts. It seemed that they were all ladies in the circle who were so impressed by Ximen Bei's literary talent that they couldn't help but reward him.
