"This young master, dare I ask you, are you my fucking master?"
"…………"
Chen Huadong has been a little bored recently. Since he broke up with Xu Jing, he has returned to the embrace of the second dimension, which is called healing. He has opened FGO, Battleship Girls R and Azur Lane three times. It can be said that his enthusiasm is amazing, and he has also chased four more. The harem series and two lily series.
However, even if the day is full, he still never forgets to take time to wander around the dormitory. When he catches someone, he will ask them if they are his master. Ma Wei is now afraid to show his face in the dormitory.
This afternoon, Chen Huadong started his daily patrol again, but halfway through, he suddenly stopped and stared at Wei Jiangyang, who was browsing sneakers in front of the computer, and fell into some kind of contemplation.
"Why...are you obsessed with my beauty and can't help yourself?" Wei Jiangyang was a little panicked as he was stared at.
However, when Chen Huadong heard this, he let out a long sigh, "Old Wei, why do you think this world is so unfair? You can't compare to me in terms of handsomeness, you can't compare to Mr. Zhang in terms of family background, and you can't compare with stability and the relationship between you and Lao Ma. The gap is tens of thousands of light years, but why in the end are you the only one in our dormitory with a girlfriend?"
"......because I don't have three mobile games?" Wei Jiangyang raised his eyebrows.
"Mr. Zhang doesn't play much mobile games, and his luck as a non-chief has basically said goodbye to card drawing games." Chen Huadong shook his head.
"I didn't find Mr. Zhang, but there is a fundamental difference between you and me." Wei Jiangyang reminded kindly, "Two days ago, a girl from the next class came to me through Xiaoxiao to find out Mr. Zhang's WeChat ID. The young master declined."
"...Old Wei, do you need to put another shot in the head of a dying man?" Chen Huadong said resentfully.
"Actually, you're not bad at all..." Wei Jiangyang also knew that Chen Huadong had been stimulated a lot recently, so he stopped irritating him and comforted him instead.
"Then tell me the five advantages of me now. Hurry, the time limit is one minute." Chen Huadong was not polite at all. He climbed along the pole. As he spoke, he started to count his watch and said with a serious look, "I can't say anything." It means you don’t love me.”
"..." Wei Jiangyang's balls ached, "Why are you like my girlfriend, always playing this kind of death quiz?"
"You are indeed not bad. Although you are not a handsome guy, your appearance is above average. You are also very careful, well-organized, and humorous. You can also score points lol." Zhang Heng put down the "Finnish Grammar" in his hand " said.
"Have you seen it? This is the standard answer." After hearing this, Chen Huadong turned from worry to joy and immediately started to smile again.
"But..." Zhang Heng changed the topic, "You always stay in the dormitory and play games. Even if it is gold, no one can dig it out. I remember when you started your freshman year, didn't you set up a club of your own? Besides, you I seem to have joined a film club, but I haven’t been there lately.”
"Tiger Shark is originally an online club. The activities of the club are all online communication, sharing game animation resources and so on. There are no girls joining. Expecting to find a girlfriend through Tiger Shark is like expecting the Mongolian navy to regain Hawaii. As for The film club..." Chen Huadong sighed, "It's even more boring. It's all the seniors from the previous two years who are pretending to be bad. Each of them looks like a dog. It's not just to pick up junior girls. If I stay here any longer, I'm afraid that I will also be in trouble in the future. Become that kind of person.”
Wei Jiangyang was surprised when he heard this, "You post online every day asking for seeds and looking for unedited animations. Do you think your ideological consciousness is so high?"
"These are two unrelated things, okay," Chen Huadong said angrily, "Looking for seeds, and just relying on the little power in your hands to be arrogant and fall in love with a school girl who has a boyfriend and want to break up There is an essential difference between people's long-distance relationships."
"Hey, if you want to ruin someone's marriage, which grandson is so wicked?"
"Forget it, let's not mention these boring things." Chen Huadong waved his hand in a lack of interest.
"Come on, then you are hopeless. You are allowed to interact with people but you don't. You can only continue to feel sorry for yourself in the dormitory alone." Wei Jiangyang spread his hands.
Chen Huadong seemed to feel a sense of loneliness that the right path of the world was subject to vicissitudes of life. He stood under the clothes hanger on the balcony with his hands behind his back and sighed.
Zhang Heng thought for a while and said, "Hayase Asuka told me two days ago that she has a school girl who loves anime who has just come to China and wants to find like-minded Chinese friends to practice Chinese. Would you like to give it a try, as a serious person like you?"
"I'll go!" Chen Huadong trembled, "Are you so cruel? I just want to find a girlfriend, not develop an unforgettable foreign love and contribute to the Sino-Japanese friendship."
"Then let me ask Xiao Wu in the opposite dormitory. He seems to be an ACG enthusiast and the vice president of your Tiger Shark, which is quite suitable."
"No, no, no, no," Chen Huadong was immediately anxious after hearing this, "Xiao Wu, he...he has someone he likes, so I'd better come, I'll just come, just treat it as meeting a friend, and I just want to Close encounters with live Japanese schoolgirls.”
"Isn't Xiao Wu also single for ten thousand years? When did he have a crush...and why do you sound so awkward?" Wei Jiangyang raised his head and asked curiously.
"Then I'll tell Hayase Asuka," Zhang Heng said, "Don't let anyone go."
"No, no, no. From now on, I am willing to become a bridge that builds the friendship between the two peoples." Chen Huadong said with his chest held high and his head held high.
With this incident, he finally regained his energy, and he was no longer worried about salvage points and dungeons. He ran to the library to study Japanese with full energy, and asked Zhang Heng to recommend two introductory textbooks.
"This guy finally got down to business. Although he didn't say anything, he could tell that breaking up with Xu Jing was a big blow to him. It's good to take advantage of this opportunity to step out and learn Japanese." Wei Jiangyangwang Looking at Chen Huadong's back as he disappeared outside the door, he said, and at the end he did not forget to complain, "But we are not as talented as you in language. Not only did we score almost 700 points in CET-6, we also learned Japanese quietly, and now we are starting to Learning Finnish will not give us a way to survive at all."
Zhang Heng hummed casually. He had just sent a message to Hayase Asuka and told her what had happened. He turned around and saw Fan Meinan, who had been silent for a long time in the message list. He hesitated for a moment, but still did not send any message, because the previous paragraph He had already asked the other party once, and Fan Meinan told him that it was nothing, so he did not ask the same question a second time.
Then Zhang Heng put the phone back and picked up the "Finnish Grammar" again.
