The taxi is driving on the highway. Through the car window, you can see the lush trees and towering electricity towers outside, and even the white clouds floating in the sky, all made of Lego bricks.
But it’s quite bluffing if you don’t take a closer look.
Zhang Heng took this opportunity to check his character panel and found that unlike before, this time his skills and item bars were gray, with an unavailable status displayed next to them.
You always looked unhappy (#`O′) and seemed to have noticed what he was thinking, so you explained in English, "As I said, this dungeon is very special. Your props and skills are all here. It’s ineffective, but just relax, don’t worry about the main quest, just treat this trip like a vacation.”
Before Zhang Heng could speak, the driver interrupted again. This time he said in Mandarin, "Would you like me to recommend some good places for you to take a vacation?"
"…………"
"Don't look at me like this. I've also learned English, okay? I can handle those foreigners." The driver said proudly, his eyes turned into slits with laughter, and then he coughed twice. , speaking in his standard Chinese English, "Gu De Mao Ning, Se, Weier Youwang Te Tu Dog, Mani Mani, a certain Mani, scratch him because of that."
You always looked unhappy (#`O′) and put her pliers hand on her forehead with a look of helplessness on her face, "I suggest we wait until we arrive at our destination to talk..."
"good."
However, even though the two passengers around him were speechless, they still couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the driver. Especially after he found out that Zhang Heng was visiting Guangzhou for the first time, he volunteered to be a tour guide.
"Now, on your right is the Chimelong Bird Paradise. There are many birds in it, including cranes, cranes, cranes and cranes."
"Well, you just repeated the crane four times."
The driver pretended not to hear the voice coming from his ears and continued to introduce enthusiastically.
"In front of us is the Pearl River...Further ahead, we can see the iconic Guangzhou Round Building. Do you think it is round and round, does it look like a copper coin? It is also the ugliest building in the entire city. "
"...Now we have finally arrived in Zhujiang New Town, the most expensive place in Guangzhou, which can also be said to be the center of the city. Every inch of land here is precious, and Yuexiu across the street is not so exaggerated."
"Throw...big-headed shrimp...don't you drive without looking at the road? By the way, where did we just talk about?"
"…………"
An hour later, the taxi finally stopped at the curb.
After paying the bill, you always looked unhappy (#`O′) and squatted on the side of the road holding your stomach, "Just wait for me, I'll take it easy. I haven't met such a powerful chatterbox for a long time."
Zhang Heng looked around and saw the shopping malls next to each other on both sides of the road, the hanging billboards and the streets with constant traffic, and asked, "Where is this?"
"Zhengjia Plaza, the largest commercial center in Tianhe."
"So you came to this dungeon just to relieve your shopping desire?"
"Of course not. I'm just used to having something to drink here before going home. Although I've been back several times, I still can't get used to it, especially on a day like today. Thank you for being willing to come back with me this time. , after what I did to you, I didn’t expect that you would still want to believe me. To be honest, this makes me a little touched. How about I let you take a look at my breasts in return? Although they are completely flat now... There are actually only two circles and dots, and it’s strange that I can’t feel their existence at all.”
"Thank you, you'd better keep it for yourself."
You always looked unhappy (#`O′) and scratched your head, "I remember there is a Starbucks next door, how about we go there and sit there for a while?"
The two came to the counter of the coffee shop and saw the waiter skillfully taking a cup of brown and blue cylindrical particles from the coffee machine. Zhang Heng guessed that this should mean that coffee and water were mixed together.
Well, once you accept this magical setting, it's actually quite interesting.
However, when the waiter handed the cup over, there was a slight problem. Zhang Heng found that he could not hold the Starbucks coffee cup even with his pliers stretched to the maximum.
"Well, there is a cylindrical protrusion at the bottom of it, which can be inserted into your hand." You always looked unhappy (#`O') and guided you like an experienced driver, ensuring that Zhang Heng Can get his coffee.
"It took me a while to get used to these little things when I first came in."
Zhang Heng tried sucking on the straw, and obviously didn't suck anything, but miraculously felt like he was drinking coffee, and the straw made a squeaking sound when he sucked hard.
At the same time, two cars on the road in front of me had just rear-ended each other. The bricks from the rear of the car in front were scattered all over the floor. The guy driving the car, even though nothing happened, was still lying on the steering wheel, looking like he was going to die. , In addition, passers-by nervously took out their mobile phones to call the police, took photos and texted TikTok, and contacted 120.
Just when everyone's attention was attracted by the car accident outside, a bald man put down the "Harry Potter" in his hand and walked towards the two of them. He cleared his throat.
"Don't look at him, and don't talk to him. He is related to the main mission. Just leave him alone for a while and he will walk away if he feels bored."
"main mission?"
"Yes, it is the main mission of saving the world. If you leave it alone, the city will be destroyed in three days. But if you take care of it, you will find that the process is very troublesome. You have to keep running around, looking for this and that. And in the end you will find that you still can't prevent the end of the world, so now we just have to sit down." You always looked unhappy (#`O′) picked up the coffee and took a long sip.
As she said, the bald man walked up to them and politely asked them if they wanted to hear a story.
After receiving no reply, he walked away a little disappointed. Before leaving, he even stole a mug from the shelf.
After he left, you always looked unhappy (#`O′), put down the coffee cup in your hand, and looked out the window, seeming to have fallen into some kind of deep thought. You didn’t know what you were thinking about. After a long time Only then did she speak again.
"When I passed by here before, I always envied the people inside. I thought those people who wore suits and leather shoes and went in and out of the office building every day and drank Starbucks were cool. I wanted to be such a person. I know this idea is ridiculous. But it has indeed been my dream for a while, and I have been working hard in this direction. When other girls were discussing which nail polish is good-looking and which idol drama is exciting, I have been studying hard, so, yes, this picture Looking stupid and stupid is who I used to be."
