"Ahem~, those are all ridiculous words made by young and ignorant people. Don't mention it again, don't mention it again!"
Jiang Yunqing coughed, but he almost forgot about the oral sex he had with Li Xingyun. This time, he would kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred to himself.
Thinking back to the beginning, when the young man in Qingcheng Mountain was practicing swordsmanship with his master and teacher, he fantasized about having a group of wives and concubines. He imagined that everyone from princes and noble ladies to country beauties would be brought into the harem, and the more the better;
One is in love with mature women, imagining that beautiful mature women are lonely, empty and cold, and they throw themselves into his arms one after another.
However, as soon as the two brothers got off the mountain, they were each tied to a crooked-neck tree.
Although they had their own accidents, the junior brother Li Xingyun was born in the harem and had the right to enjoy the harem, while the senior brother Jiang Yunqing helped the junior brother realize that everyone from "noble ladies" to "little country beauties" were included in the harem. dream.
But unfortunately, this harem has a big problem. The junior brother is being held hostage by Zuo Qingmei and You Tiansheng, so the harem may stop here.
As for the senior brother, it is even more dangerous. The harem is already transforming into a Shura field. This Shura field is not just a fight between two women pulling their hair and scratching their faces. It is a fight between two big forces. One of the disadvantages is that Massive conflagration.
"Hey~"
Thinking about their respective experiences, Jiang Yunqing and Li Xingyun sighed together.
Immediately, Jiang Yunqing patted Li Xingyun's shoulder, and Li Xingyun patted Jiang Yunqing's shoulder. The two melancholy eyes met, and sparks of empathy were immediately created.
"Junior brother!"
"Brother!"
"Don't mention the past again!"
"Well, don't mention the past anymore!"
The two senior brothers reached a tacit agreement, and then Li Xingyun glanced in the direction of Lu Linxuan and winked at Jiang Yunqing: "Senior brother, please explain!"
"Well, yes, senior brother will help you this time!"
Jiang Yunqing nodded, patted Li Xingyun's shoulder emphatically, and said in a different tone: "But you have to remember, you have to pay back!"
"What else?"
Li Xingyun hesitated for a while, and his intuition told him that he couldn't agree to his senior brother casually, otherwise he would be in big trouble in the future.
"Don't worry, when has senior brother ever harmed you?"
Regarding Li Xingyun's hesitation, Jiang Yunqing could only lament that this little kid has grown up and is not easy to deceive... ahem, he has his own mind and way of thinking.
Hearing these extremely familiar words, many memories suddenly appeared in Li Xingyun's mind. It seemed that his senior brother would say this sentence every time before he deceived him.
Then, Li Xingyun shook his head like a rattle: "No, I think I'd better explain myself!"
He thought to himself that he was already so old and could no longer be deceived by his senior brother. The so-called reassurance from his senior brother meant that he could take the blame or be beaten without any worries.
"Oh, is it so?"
Jiang Yunqing looked at Li Xingyun with evil intentions and said faintly: "I think the story you just told with the general was a little more embellished to further describe the space. I think Lin Xuan should believe me more than your behavior just now. This senior brother’s words.”
"Besides, I can also ask Ji Ruxue to wake up and listen together, what do you think? Nebula!"
When Li Xingyun heard this, his expression suddenly froze. He wanted to be angry, but his reason told him that this would not work. This would only make his "sinister and cunning" senior brother even worse.
"Ahem~"
Covering his mouth and coughing lightly, Li Xingyun changed his distrustful attitude and showed sincere eyes: "Since senior brother said don't worry, then junior brother, I have nothing to say. Thank you, senior brother. From now on, it will be a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, senior brother. In one word, Junior Brother has nothing to say!"
Of course, I won’t refuse, but I didn’t say I wouldn’t cheat!
Li Xingyun then added in his heart.
Jiang Yunqing, on the other hand, narrowed his eyes slightly and thought: This guy agreed so simply because he definitely wanted to cheat in the future. It seems that he should pay more attention to this guy's black spots in the future. It's easy to take the previous black history as an example. Being pulled into self-destruction by this kid is not worth the gain!
The two senior brothers, after this confrontation, it can be said that they have exposed eight hundred evil intentions, but they also hid eight hundred evil intentions.
Jiang Yunqing and Li Xingyun came to the bedside again, only to find the general squatting next to Lu Linxuan and saying something that made Lu Linxuan's cute little face look like a bitter melon.
When Lu Linxuan saw Jiang Yunqing coming, he quickly asked: "Brother, do I need to change my arm?"
Lu Linxuan's tone was a little frightened, not because she had to change her arm, but because her arm must be amputated first.
When Jiang Yunqing heard this, he glared at the general: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Then, he smiled and said to Lu Linxuan: "Don't listen to that quack doctor's nonsense. There is no need to change your arm. Senior brother is here, what else do you have to worry about?"
"Huh~"
Hearing his senior brother's assurance, Lu Linxuan breathed a sigh of relief. Not to mention the horrible thing of having to cut off his own arm before changing it, just thinking that his arm is not actually his own in the future, he would feel... A little uncomfortable.
"Haha, am I a quack? This is the first time for me, a great ghost doctor, that someone calls me a quack! Hahaha~"
The general laughed a little angrily, and in a flash he came in front of Jiang Yunqing, grabbed Jiang Yunqing's collar, stood on tiptoes and glared at Jiang Yunqing fiercely.
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"Today, I will see your clever tricks. If you are not as good as me, I will chop off your limbs and replace them with those of wild dogs... Ah~, be gentle, be gentle, I was wrong Yes, I was wrong~"
Jiang Yunqing's right hand was as fast as lightning. He grabbed the general's wrist that was holding his collar, and twisted it with his backhand. Halfway through the general's harsh words, he turned into a plea for mercy.
As Jiang Yunqing's hand became stronger and stronger, the general's body turned around little by little, until he was finally pinned on the waist by Jiang Yunqing.
Later, as Jiang Yunqing raised his hand and tapped her shoulder a few times, the general's pleas for mercy gradually disappeared, because the pain in her arm also disappeared.
After doing this, Jiang Yunqing let go and said quietly: "General Corpse Ancestor, before you speak big words next time, remember to check whether your tongue is hard enough!"
The general's arms hung freely and uncontrollably, just like a machine that was working normally but suddenly had a short circuit.
"Hmph! Anyway, you say I'm a quack, but I just don't accept it!"
The general covered his arms, turned around, looked at Jiang Yunqing and snorted coldly. She was very dissatisfied. Anyone would be dissatisfied with being belittled as worthless in the professional field.
Jiang Yunqing narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled.
"Don't worry, you will be convinced!"
