Early the next morning, Xiao Yan sat in the breakfast bar and yawned.
Last night, Yu Qingyi's "new look" was so different from her usual elegant temperament, so she accidentally got a little too excited, and the result was that it was till dawn.
Just as he fell asleep, he was disturbed by Su Xiaoman who was doing aerobics in the living room.
Xiao Yan felt sorry for Yu Qingyi, so he had to get up and drag this crazy girl out of the door.
Su Xiaoman brought two bowls of beef noodles with a smile.
"I added a lot of coriander for you."
Xiao Yan took out a pair of chopsticks and fiddled with the noodles listlessly, "I wonder if your schedule can be changed? You are now in college, so you have to learn to go to bed late and get up late."
"Tch!" Su Xiaoman rolled his eyes: "I'm not like some people who sing every night."
In fact, she didn't sleep well either. She just agreed to a few roommates to help with her styling yesterday. After all, today is the freshman meeting. Who doesn't want to dress up beautifully?
I was originally going to go out alone, but I saw Xiao Yan's closed door and the strange clothes hanging on the balcony...just nurse uniforms and maid uniforms, but also JK uniforms!
Somehow, she suddenly became angry.
A twenty-six-year-old aunt with a small B-cup dares to wear JK clothes!
Simply ridiculous!
"Can you please be less noisy at night?" Su Xiaoman said sternly: "You screamed like a pig being slaughtered. Now the neighbors upstairs and downstairs are looking at me wrong. I am a yellow-flowered girl, so shameless!"
Xiao Yan said with a smile, "You can explain it to them."
"You bastard! How do you explain this?" Su Xiaoman almost couldn't help but splash the noodles in the bowl.
Xiao Yan asked curiously: "Are you really a yellow flower girl?"
"I, my mother..." Su Xiaoman frowned and wanted to say a few words, but in the end he lowered his head in depression.
Whatever you say, you are at a disadvantage...
After breakfast, the two entered the school and separated three buildings down.
Su Xiaoman was not in a hurry to go upstairs. He found a deserted corner, took out his mobile phone, and entered "ball stuffed in mouth" in the search bar.
Looking at the search results, Su Xiaoman looked horrified.
"very scary!"
On the other side, as soon as Xiao Yan entered 312, his three roommates jumped out of bed with dark circles under their eyes.
"Father, you are finally here!"
There was a tacit understanding of the division of labor. Zhang Yang took the chair, Xie Zhou lit the cigarette, and Chen Hao pressed the shoulders.
"We didn't sleep all night!"
"Father, tell us, how did you catch the best lady like Xiaoman?"
"Yeah, how on earth do you chase girls?"
After these three cowards came back yesterday, they thought about their embarrassment while eating and wanted to die.
Xiao Yan leaned back on the chair carelessly and shook his head lightly in the eyes of the three people: "The situation is too small. Women are never pursued."
Zhang Yang asked puzzledly: "How can we get it if we don't pursue it?"
"Attraction, do you understand?"
"attract?"
"Have you ever seen a peacock open its tail?" Xiao Yan gestured with his hands and said, "Snap open the tail, and as soon as the chrysanthemum is exposed, naturally some girls will pounce on it."
Xie Zhou held a small notebook and asked in an unclear voice, "Sister Xiaoman is also attracted to your anus?"
"roll!"
Zhang Yang nodded thoughtfully: "Looks like I still have to show off."
"That's pretty much what I mean." Xiao Yan chuckled and asked, "Why haven't I seen you guys chatting in the group?"
The group I pulled yesterday was in vain.
Chen Hao scratched his head: "I don't know what to say."
Zhang Yang took out his mobile phone and said proudly: "I have added Chen Yuhan's WeChat account."
"Chen Yuhan?" Xiao Yan recalled with a frown: "The one wearing a shirt and trousers?"
Zhang Yang nodded happily: "The beauty in the workplace, the temptation of the uniform, it pokes me too much."
"Xie Zhou, where are you?"
"I like Jian Shu."
"That fat girl?"
"Uh-huh!"
Xiao Yan was suddenly startled: "Chen Hao, you don't have a crush on Zhang Yan, do you?"
Chen Hao blushed and laughed.
Xiao Yan was dumbfounded. Among the three girls, Zhang Yan was the smallest, only 1.55 or 56 meters tall, while Chen Hao was 1.92 meters tall. Damn...
Zhang Yan would jump up even after kissing her.
What if... He shuddered and couldn't imagine it.
Isn’t this a mess?
According to his opinion, Xie Zhou, who is 1.7 meters tall, is just right for Zhang Yan.
Why don't these guys act according to common sense!
Chen Hao said cheerfully: "She can also make baby sounds."
Seeing their excited expressions, Xiao Yan was not only amused but also happy for them.
Not only did he have trouble with relationships in his previous life, but these three guys also couldn't get out of singles in college.
Zhang Yang had a crush on the school beauty, and Xie Zhou chased several girls without success, and finally placed his love on games.
Chen Hao had several opportunities, but unfortunately they all ended in vain.
Now I have helped them get a date with a girl as soon as school started. Regardless of whether it succeeds or not, it is a good start after all.
But these are secondary. He also has a plan to open a game company.
You can start registration as soon as you come back from Xijing.
All four of them were coders in their previous lives. Although they did well, their abilities were definitely not great. It was just that there was no good platform for them to display their talents.
This field is too complicated, and an ordinary academic degree is really not competitive.
The failure of starting a business in his previous life is also an eternal regret in Xiao Yan's heart.
The reason for the failure was very simple. The company couldn't get the version number, which led to the break of the capital chain. In fact, the company's products were very popular, but it was unable to be launched on the market, which eventually brought it down.
This time, both obstacles will no longer exist.
Needless to say about funds, the issue of version numbers can be coordinated by the Martial Arts Temple. If a dignified "Grand Master" wants a few version numbers, no one will be in trouble.
Wherever you fall, you have to get up. Otherwise, how can you have a clear mind?
Of course, these roommates still don’t understand anything.
But it doesn’t matter. Set up the project first and let them study with purpose. The efficiency will only be higher.
At worst, we can help them buy classes outside of school.
When the time comes, they will definitely be able to go to college with a salary.
What senior sister can’t have sex with?
While thinking about it, the three of them finished dressing and set off to the classroom together.
As soon as I got downstairs, I was dazzled by the flowers.
Not only the three roommates, but also Xiao Yan felt that one pair of eyes was not enough.
What is popular this year is a big T-shirt paired with short shorts, and nearly half of the girls wear this look.
As far as the eye can see, there are pairs of long legs.
Some are slender and straight, some are plump and round, some are white, some are wheat-colored, and some are black!
African girl!
I can’t see it, I can’t see it at all!
Xiao Yan was extremely grateful for his decision to go to college. Where else could he see this kind of scenery except in college!
The four people walked for more than 20 minutes for a distance of 300 meters.
Finally, we moved to the gathering classroom of Class 2 of the Department of Economics. Before we even entered the door, there was a loud banging sound.
Several boys were playing wildly in the classroom, showing off in various ways, obviously trying to attract the attention of the few girls in the class.
Zhang Yang shook his head, took out the fruit machine and said calmly: "Childish."
