For the sake of the health of the Ming Dynasty heir, Zhu Han ordered Zhu Biao to undergo two hours of training every day, and the person he found was someone Zhu Biao could not refuse: Cao Guogong Li Zhen.
Li Zhen is Zhu Biao's uncle. Not to mention his loyalty to the old Zhu family, he also showed his uncle's love for Zhu Biao. When Zhu Han said that he was asked to supervise Zhu Biao's training every day, Li Zhen immediately became very interested. Mental head.
This is a good thing, but no one is in good health. Li Zhen fully agreed with Zhu Han's proposal, so she trained Zhu Biao every day, and worked hard to make delicious food for Zhu Biao every day so that Zhu Biao could exercise.
Zhu Biao's physical fitness is not bad. After Li Zhen's training, he looks more energetic.
After training in the afternoon, Zhu Biao ran to Zhu Han's mansion to play. He remembered Zhu Yuanzhang's teachings to him when he left: Go to your Uncle Qiwu when you have nothing to do, even if you just chat or have a meal with him. It will be of great benefit to you.
Zhu Biao perfectly implemented Zhu Yuanzhang's teachings and basically went to the Prince's Mansion to find Zhu Han every day.
Arriving at Zhu Han's mansion, he happened to meet Luo Guanzhong who was about to go out. Luo Guanzhong looked excited and strode out... It was obvious that he had been impressed by Zhu Han's insights into "The Golden Ping Mei" and returned home ready to find Basically, he stayed up late at night to read documents from the Song Dynasty, striving to create what Zhu Han called a "realistic" masterpiece.
For such a landmark book, Luo Guanzhong didn't want anything to go wrong.
Luo Guanzhong, who was busy thinking about how to write Jin Ping Mei, did not see Zhu Biao. When he saw him, he almost bumped into Zhu Biao. When Luo Guanzhong saw Zhu Biao, he quickly apologized and saluted: "Luo Guanzhong, editor of the Imperial Academy, see you." Passing His Highness the Crown Prince, I was a little distracted just now and bumped into Your Highness..."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."
Zhu Biao would not care about this trivial matter, but looked at the paper in Luo Guanzhong's hand with interest: "Luo Hanlin, what did you get? Did my uncle give it to you?"
"yes."
Luo Guanzhong promised, but his hands holding "Jin Ping Mei" and the county magistrate couldn't help but tighten.
After being baptized by Zhu Han's language, Luo Guanzhong no longer thinks there is anything dirty about "The Plum in the Golden Vase". He has learned to see the essence through the appearance of matter. In his eyes, this book is a masterpiece of realism.
But even if it was a masterpiece, he did not dare to show it to Zhu Biao easily.
He was worried that Zhu Biao could not see through the surface of the book.
As everyone knows, Luo Guanzhong's nervousness aroused Zhu Biao's curiosity even more. He looked at the paper held by Luo Guanzhong and stretched out his hand, while curiously saying: "Show me, what good thing is this."
However, when Zhu Biao reached for the manuscript paper, he found that he was being held tightly by Luo Guanzhong.
Um?
This made Zhu Biao even more curious: "Why can't I read the things my uncle gave me?"
"Your Highness, this... you can't look at it, at least not now."
Facing Zhu Biao, Luo Guanzhong did not dare to give in: "Your Highness, how about you wait until I finish writing this book before you read it?"
Write a book?
Zhu Biao became even more interested: "I know you. You wrote both Water Margin and Three Kingdoms, right? Haha... I read it before you finished it. It was very good... Is this a new book? Show it to me."
Luo Guanzhong still wanted to struggle a little more, but what he was facing now was the current prince, and he was also in charge of the country... Such an elder was a fan of his books, and he even urged him to update and snatch manuscripts in person. Even if Luo Guanzhong Even if he wanted to resist, he couldn't.
"Isn't it just a book? You're stingy and I won't show it to anyone else."
Although Zhu Biao was the prince of the country, he was also a teenager. In addition, Zhu Yuanzhang and Ma Xiuying went out to inspect the world, and Zhu Han did not oppress him. In his spare time after handling government affairs, Zhu Biao had more The true nature of a young man.
Children, it’s normal to see something you like that can’t walk, let alone something as elegant as reading. Naturally, Zhu Biao will not let Luo Guanzhong go. The more reluctant he is, the more curious Zhu Biao becomes... so they argue In the end, both the outline and the county annals fell into Zhu Biao's hands.
Zhu Biao took the manuscript and took a brief look at it, then said: "Isn't it just an outline? It's not the main text. What's there to hide? Luo Hanlin, you are too stingy."
Luo Guanzhong closed his eyes in despair.
Your Highness, it's not that I'm being stingy, it's just that... you can't understand the essence of this book.
Sure enough, Zhu Biao's face immediately turned red after reading the outline.
This is not what he wants to see.
How could my uncle write such filthy articles?
But Luo Guanzhong was standing at the gate of the British Palace. If he lied, it would be easy to be exposed. He asked suspiciously: "Is it really written by Uncle Qiwu?"
Seeing Zhu Biao's reaction, Luo Guanzhong knew that Zhu Biao had misunderstood, and explained with a wry smile: "Of course it was written by His Royal Highness, but please don't be impatient, Prince. This book is a masterpiece of realism. We must learn to see through the appearances." Seeing the essence clearly, this book allows us to see the darkness of the Song Dynasty. In contrast, we have the bright future of the Ming Dynasty..."
Luo Guanzhong said what he heard from Zhu Han again. Zhu Biao was already blushing with embarrassment. He was not the son of a man to discuss such dirty things in public in broad daylight!
Zhu Biao did not dare to continue the conversation, so he gave the outline and county annals to Luo Guanzhong again, and ran into the Prince of England's palace as if he was running away.
Luo Guanzhong looked at Zhu Biao who was escaping and couldn't help but shake his head.
I told you a long time ago that I wouldn’t let you see it, so why are you still so curious? You are still a child, and you don’t understand the joy of men and women at all.
Others don't understand, but Luo Guanzhong understands. As for the flower boats on the Qinhuai River that Zhu Han mentioned, Luo Guanzhong can be considered a frequent visitor.
Children cannot experience the joy there.
Shaking his head, Luo Guanzhong hugged the outline and left... He liked Jin Ping Mei so much!
…
"Uncle, how could you let Luo Hanlin write such a filthy book?"
When Zhu Biao saw Zhu Han, he couldn't help complaining: "If he really writes this book, your reputation will be ruined."
"What does Jin Ping Mei have to do with my lifelong reputation?"
Zhu Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to Zhu Biao: "Don't just read this book with some color, but isn't that what everyone likes? Traffickers and lackeys like the things in the crotch, and the scholar-bureaucrats are full of male thieves and female prostitutes. Who doesn't like them? Biao'er... this is just a business and has nothing to do with anything else, do you understand? "
I do not understand.
Can there be no bottom line in doing business?
When Zhu Han saw that Zhu Biao didn't speak, with a hint of stubbornness on his face, he knew that he hadn't turned the corner yet.
My eldest nephew is good at everything, but he is too honest.
This won't work!
Zhu Han said to Zhu Biao: "It seems that you should find a wife. How can you not understand the relationship between men and women? Alas..."
This kind of thing is very joyful.
Zhu Biao said to Zhu Han: "Uncle, it's not that I don't understand some things, I just can't figure it out. In order to do business, can I give up everything?"
It's just a matter of saying it's shameless.
Zhu Han shook his head: "This book is not a book of filth. What should I say... Forget it, I won't explain to you. I must write this book. As for the effect, I will answer it later. "
Even though Zhu Biao, a little kid, resisted so fiercely, he might like this book once he understands the fun.
marry!
We must let Zhu Biao get married as soon as possible!
Honest children who don’t understand anything are the easiest to be deceived!
…
Zhu Biao likes to stay with Zhu Han very much, which makes him happiest, but today Zhu Biao is a little unhappy. How can the perfect uncle in his heart study things full of dirt?
Back in the East Palace, Zhu Biao was still thinking... He was too embarrassed to ask the palace maid, so he could only ask the eunuch serving him.
The eunuch next to Zhu Biao is called Fulin, who is the godson of Yuan Qi, the eunuch next to Zhu Yuanzhang. Not only is he handsome, he is also a spirited person. The key is... he is loyal to Zhu Biao.
When Fulin heard Zhu Biao asking about men and women, he immediately became alert: "Your Highness, what kind of bastard is lying next to you to confuse people? This woman should be killed!"
"ah?"
Zhu Biao didn't expect Fulin to have such a big reaction, "I just asked, why are you so alert?"
Fulin quickly knelt on the ground and said to Zhu Biao: "Your Highness, you are the leader of all evils. It is the time when you are growing up. You must not let out your energy. If someone says these things around you, they must have ulterior motives!"
Zhu Biao was speechless: "...it's my uncle...it's not really my uncle, I snatched it to look at."
Oh, it’s Zhu Han.
That's okay.
How could Fulin not know Zhu Han's status in the Ming Dynasty? His alertness disappeared immediately, and he asked Zhu Biao: "Your Highness, what is it? Can you tell me? His Royal Highness is loyal to Your Majesty and loves you very much. He will not harm you."
Hearing what Fulin said, Zhu Biao told the outline he saw in Luo Guanzhong's hand and the chat he had with Zhu Han. After Fulin heard this, he said "oh" meaningfully, and then pursed his lips and smiled. He said: "His Royal Highness the King of England really understands people's hearts. We all want to see what is written in that book. Your Highness... To tell you the truth, this matter between men and women is indeed a lot of fun." "
"Um?"
Zhu Biao looked Fulin up and down. You, a guy with incomplete body parts, also like this kind of fun?
"Your Highness, it's not yet time. You will understand after you get married."
Fulin gave it a try, pursed his lips and said with a smile: "However, now His Highness should have a strong body and not be hollowed out by women."
Then, Fulin began to give Zhu Biao examples, saying how the former emperor's body was drained by drinking and sex. Hearing this, Zhu Biao's hair went cold: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore. I'm going to rest."
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"Yes, Your Highness."
After Fulin left, he thought about it and decided to write a letter to his godfather telling him what happened to Zhu Biao.
…
It was related to the crown prince of the Ming Dynasty. This letter sent from the palace was delivered to Yuan Qi in an eight-hundred-mile rush. After Yuan Qi saw it, he did not dare to neglect and immediately handed the letter to Zhu Yuanzhang.
Zhu Yuanzhang, who was inspecting the exotic customs outside Yumen Pass, narrowed his eyes with laughter when he saw the letter Yuan Qi handed him, and said to himself: "Qiwu is a good move. This kid Biao'er is indeed a good move." It’s time to get married.”
Ma Xiuying next to her heard Zhu Yuanzhang talking about Zhu Han and Zhu Biao, and she immediately became interested: "What's wrong? What did the letter say?"
Zhu Yuanzhang handed the letter to Ma Xiuying nonchalantly and said with a smile: "Qiwu, my uncle, helped us solve a big trouble."
After Ma Xiuying read the letter, she had no objection. Men...are all virtuous.
Zhu Han... can be regarded as the biggest playboy in the Ming Dynasty. It is not surprising that he taught Zhu Biao how to be male and female.
However, when Zhu Han wanted to write this kind of thing into a book, Ma Xiuying was a little repelled: "How can this matter between men and women be written into a book?"
"Why not? Do you think it will ruin Qiwu's reputation?"
Zhu Yuanzhang also saw the palace palace map and said to Ma Xiuying: "Qiwu said that reputation is the most useless thing, and we have to believe in Qiwu. He has the ability to turn decay into magic. Things between men and women...maybe not. Not as we know it."
Zhu Biao is a yellow-eyed young man. What does he know about men and women?
Seeing what Ma Xiuying wanted to say, Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Wait a minute. Let's find out from the channels we have what kind of book Luo Guanzhong wrote in Qiwu."
This book must be published!
There is no disagreement between men and women.
Moreover, Zhu Yuanzhang needs this kind of book to appear.
To put it bluntly, it is due to population reasons. Zhu Yuanzhang needs more and more Han people. This book can just play a guiding role. Everyone is thinking about men and women. If they can't read at night, why don't they try hard to make children?
Zhu Yuanzhang patted his thigh proudly: "We have Qi Wu in Ming Dynasty, which saves us a lot of things, haha... Sister, don't worry that Qi Wu will teach Biao'er bad, we think Biao'er is too honest, how can he be a bad person if he is not full of bad ideas? Good emperor? When we were young, we ate landlord Liu’s cattle. This was bad..."
Then, Zhu Yuanzhang told Ma Xiuying about the benefits this book brought to Ming Dynasty. Ma Xiuying agreed with Zhu Yuanzhang's point of view: "I understand what you said, but the reputation of Qiwu..."
Qi Wu paid too much.
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard Ma Xiuying's words, he felt a little sad: "There is no way, someone has to sacrifice. We owe Qiwu a lot of eyes, and we can't pay them back... Since there are so many, we don't care about one more."
If you have many debts, you won’t have to worry about them; if you have too many lice, you won’t be itchy.
Faced with what Zhu Han gave up for Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang was already broken... but in his heart, Zhu Han was the most reliable person.
"I won't get involved in the matter between you two brothers." Ma Xiuying decided not to get involved in the matter between Zhu Han and Zhu Yuanzhang, and changed the subject to Zhu Biao: "Tell me, should we find a bed warmer for Biao'er? ?”
"Isn't this...not good?"
Zhu Yuanzhang hesitated, "He is the prince, and his son is the grandson of our emperor. Didn't you make a marriage arrangement for him? A daughter from the Chang Yuchun family would be great... It's better to take it slow."
In Zhu Yuanzhang's opinion, a young man named Zhu Biao could still control himself with a bed-warming girl? If someone is killed... the daughter can still say it. If it is a son, how can he establish a grandson based on the Ming Dynasty's national policy of establishing a direct descendant?
"I just want him to know about men and women in advance. What do you think?"
Ma Xiuying looked at Zhu Yuanzhang, "Do you think Biao'er looks like you? Do you want to marry San Gong Liu Yuan?"
"What's wrong?"
Zhu Yuanzhang immediately objected, "How can our son not be like us? Woman... aren't you the only one in my heart?"
Realizing the danger, Zhu Yuanzhang immediately changed his words and said that he only had Ma Xiuying in his heart!
"Hmph! There is only one in my heart, how many are around me? We, Biao'er, cannot be this kind of person!"
"..."
Zhu Yuanzhang rubbed his nose and chose to shut up.
