Look at this bad old man, he really has an anxious look and a mean look. He started talking, but then he pointed at his nose and started scolding him: "What the hell is this thing from your uncle? Ah!? Back then you, my father, You have never gotten any good comfort from me when you were alive, and you still have the gall to show off to me here! I think you are stuffed with rocks and sand, and you have eaten too many leek buns!"
But I saw that he ended his harsh words with a farewell, a ruthless character who made it a Taoist's job to gossip and poke people's backbones in cultivating skills.
"Get the fuck out of here!" Li Tieniu swung his hand and glared. I wonder who in the world doesn't know this - don't curse people when gossiping, don't curse people's family members, and this old man fucks people in the east and the west. His uncle scolded him so hard that he was begging for a beating! What's more, this Li Tieniu was originally a reckless man who liked to fight bravely with others. If he hadn't been angry with others and injured them in his early years and had to pay compensation for three years in prison, he would not have listened to a good mother and a good wife now. Ku persuaded him to come out and sell steamed buns. Now that he is being scolded and provoked, especially with the bad old man in front of him who is so aggressive and stubborn, Li Tieniu really takes a step back and gets angrier, and the more he thinks about it, the more he loses. Seeing the other party again, he dared to confront him with his eyes wide open? He laughed angrily, but he threw the table handkerchief over his shoulder first, and then began to roll up his sleeves angrily: "I think you are as good as a twenty-five to eighty thousand person, you fucking mouth I'll keep it clean! This is the territory and stall of your father and I, Li Tieniu. If you dare to talk dirty to me again, you'll be done with it just to see if I can cut it or not."
"You! You..." The bad old man was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. However, he had already opened his mouth but could not say any nonsense. He was so angry that he was so angry that he was about to burst into smoke in the blink of an eye, but there was nothing he could do. , he saw him whining and whirling in circles, accusing Li Tieniu of being such a deceiving toad to most of the onlookers who had already gathered around: "Oh my God! It's so heartbreaking! It's such a deception!" There's nothing good that can come out of a dog's mouth...Look at this stupid bastard. My old man just wanted to come over and buy two meat buns to eat, but he's just showing off his power to beat someone up from across here! Is this still a natural law? Is this still a royal law?! Isn’t this bullying an honest person!?”
Good guy, with this continuous lecture and humiliation and the miserable expression of grievances, if you don't know the truth, you may be fooled by this old guy's one-sided words or be taken to the gutter.
But fortunately, there were really not many outsiders among the crowd of onlookers, and there were many people who just watched the excitement and didn't mind it being a big deal.
"Hahahahaha!" The handsome young man beside him, who was watching the fun with his arms folded, was the first to laugh, but he raised his head too high and laughed so unrestrainedly that the half of the fried dough stick in his mouth was laughed at. The saliva dripped out and got wet. Because of this, this guy hurriedly bent down and reached out to catch the fried dough sticks and saliva that fell from his mouth: "Hey, fried dough sticks!"
"Hurry up and give up!" The old man in plain linen clothes pointed at the bad old man. Then he tilted his head and joked to the village friend standing next to him: "I haven't seen him. Who has this naughty young man ever found someone to be angry with? Damn it, only women and scoundrels are hard to take care of, and only gangsters and scoundrels are hard to deal with."
As soon as these words came out, all the judges burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha!"
"Pull you down!"
"Go away, Song Jiangyi!"
"It's really embarrassing to take off your pants and rub them around in circles!"
"go home--"
"You can just crawl with a crutch, and you still have the shame and shame to be miserable 'here'."
"Hehehe..."
"Hey!" The naughty boy's voice came out of the blue. When everyone looked around, they realized... It was Zhuzi who was standing at the corner of the street holding a bunch of candied haws. He suddenly grinned in this direction, and then turned around and took off the candied haws in front of everyone. Not only did he use his bare butt to taunt Song Jiangyi in the crowd, but he also playfully looked back through his crotch... Or Song Jiangyi, who was under his little bird, made a face and laughed loudly: "Shit Song Jiangyi! He's using a walking stick and it's not as big as your father's chicken. It's like a toad's skin."
Such behavior is simply shocking!
For a moment, everyone was stunned, especially when this kid said the second half of the sentence, he deliberately plucked his cock twice with his hand. It was really a huge insult!
"Uh." Song Jiangyi was stunned like everyone else at first, but when the bad boy grinned and quickly picked up his pants and ran away, Song Jiangyi's eyes gradually widened as he slowly woke up. Eyeball: "You——!"
At that time, Song Jiangyi was so angry that his face turned red. He was so humiliated that he almost went crazy to the point of reciting his old anger. Finally, when he was about to lose his grief and anger, he shouted to the sky: "Qi - evil - I - too -!"
"Bastard——!" Song Jiangyi suddenly turned around and roared, instantly attracting the attention of all the onlookers, but before they could turn around and see Song Jiangyi's old face clearly, Song Jiangyi jumped high and smashed the walking stick towards the empty man. On the street corner: "What a stinky boy!"
Bang, bang, bang!
The walking stick bounced on the ground, and the old man pointed it at the halberd angrily: "What a bastard! See if I don't teach you a lesson today!"
Good guy, the lame old man can still walk so fast while holding the hem of his clothes, and I can't blame everyone for staring at him with big eyes and small eyes.
"Uh..." It wasn't until Song Jiangyi pushed him into the alley that everyone came back to their senses. Then they looked at each other and expressed no problem or helplessness, and then they all shook their heads and left here laughing to themselves.
Looking at the people around him who were leaving or returning to their original places one after another, Li Tieniu couldn't help blinking his big eyes twice, and then glanced at the small alley over there with a big look on his face. Angrily, he took off the table handkerchief from his shoulder and started wiping the table: "Uncle. It's bad luck."
The key point of this "obscure" is that it really becomes a sense of arrogance.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk... tsk, tsk, tsk... 唔㘄㘄㘄㘄~~, 唔㘄㘄㘄㘄~~" When the business is over or he is not busy, Li Tieniu will habitually hum a few sentences. It was a very catchy tone, but today, the tone stopped abruptly before the third verse could be hummed.
And what interrupted him or it... was this or that right hand slowly reaching towards the steamer.
As for the owner of this hand, there is no doubt that it is Ling Ye.
"鞥?" Li Tieniu just realized that something was wrong and hesitated to speak. Then he frowned and looked over impatiently: "Why..." But before he could finish his words, let alone prove his origin, he Suddenly his eyes widened: he actually saw that dirty right hand! I took away two meat buns from my precious steamer!
"What?!" Li Tieniu would naturally be shocked, and he would definitely be angry. After all, although such despicable and immoral things as stealing are common, such behavior as stealing someone else's meat buns in broad daylight is rare in the world.
"You brat! How dare you, my uncle, steal my meat buns?!" Li Tieniu, furious, immediately supported the countertop with his right hand and climbed over it, and only took a few big steps before rushing over. Arriving behind Ling Ye, he didn't even wait for Ling Ye who was walking in front to take a bite of the meat bun in his hand. He grabbed the thief by the back collar and simply pushed Ling Ye behind him for daring to look down on him. The little thief fell to the ground: "You damn..."
He cursed and fell forward, but neither of them could enter Ling Ye's heart, because the only thing that attracted all his thoughts and attention was the two meat buns that he had stolen. But now, they rolled from his hands to the ground because of his fall, and were even covered with a layer of dust.
Li Tieniu couldn't help but frown when he saw Ling Ye lying motionless on the ground and looking to the side. Then he followed Ling Ye's line of sight and looked at the two meat buns that fell next to his left foot. However, after seeing these two things that the little ghost head cared about...
"Tsk." Li Tieniu sneered on the spot, then glared fiercely at Ling Ye who fell in front of him, but suddenly smiled coldly, turned his head and spat at the two meat buns on the ground: "Spit! "
To be honest, this mouthful of spit was really big. Although it was not considered thick phlegm, the coverage area was so exaggerated that it was like rain falling on ant heads. On the spot, a small piece of wet clothes was poured on each of the two meat buns.
"Piss!" Li Tieniu turned his head and pointed at Ling Ye. He hated thieves the most in his life, especially now that this chicken thief has contracted such a crime at such a young age. His current behavior and low level Even scolding him felt that it was not harsh enough and he was not angry enough, so he lectured him sullenly: "Damn it, I hate the most sinister and wicked people in my life who like to do things like annihilating their children and grandchildren. Isn't it okay to eat whatever you have the hands and feet to do?" Are you full? If you are eloquent, why can't you learn well? You want to get something for nothing, and how proud you are!? If it were five years ago, according to my temper, even if I don't beat you to death, I will peel off your fucking skin on the spot! Now! , crawl for me!"
"..." Ling Ye didn't seem to hear Li Tieniu's scolding and scolding. He only saw the two meat buns lying on the ground motionless like him, and the two pieces of spit on the other party's body became clearer and more delicate. The film not only penetrated his eyes deeply, but also made him slowly get up from the ground after his eyes dropped.
"What?" Li Tieniu couldn't help but frown, and the people who were parked or squatting around to watch here couldn't help but blinked their eyes out of curiosity.
But the person involved... his behavior after standing up was a bit unexpected: he first silently glanced at the meat buns on the ground, then curled his lips in disdain, and even let out a not-too-big sound from the corner of his mouth. With a sound of abandonment, he turned around and left here.
"Fuck?!" Li Tieniu felt that he was being ignored, and the person who ignored him was not only a young man who had wronged his rights and committed crimes, but all the chickens and dogs he stole came from him. This was tantamount to a huge insult, and he couldn't blame him. He would reach out to scratch the back of Ling Ye's neck while glaring angrily: "What a stinky boy..."
However... this time, Ling Ye not only easily turned around to avoid Li Tieniu's grasping hand, but also kicked Li Tieniu in public when he turned around. As for where this kick is...
At that moment, when everyone looking over was dumbfounded, and some diners even dropped the chopsticks in their hands and the fried dough sticks in their mouths, Li Tieniu suddenly tensed up: "Ugh!"
Ling Ye glanced at Li Tieniu's suddenly trembling eyelids and his slowly reddening black face expressionlessly, then turned around and left the place: "Hi."
"You..." Li Tieniu suddenly glared angrily, then he tremblingly covered his crotch and slowly lay on his side on the ground. He didn't know that the last few words coming out of his mouth were meant for the person in front of him. The thief who didn't even look back told the two meat buns on the ground next to his head: "You... damn... little rogue..."
"Well……"
At that moment, as many men were speechless and as many women were speechless. On that day, the brief silence had many kinds of silence, but the uproar and laughter at the end had more meaning...
