"Brother, let's start the class. I'll kneel down and listen." Wei Yan tiptoed, stepped on the water and came to the bamboo raft, and said, "Brother, you rest for a while. From now on, I will leave trivial matters like spreading fish feed to me. ,take a good rest."
He asked Meng Tu to sit aside and began to feed the fish with fish feed.
I used to call him Junior Brother Meng, but now that I think about it, Junior Brother Meng is obviously his eldest brother.
Half a year ago, you should have known that Meng Tu was not a simple man. He called Mu Banyan the big-breasted elder and was still alive and well. Now, with his status as a handyman disciple, he got one of the two golden flowers.
There are three hundred disciples in this generation, among which the water spirit root and the fire spirit root are called the two golden flowers.
Not only is she extremely talented, but her appearance is also absolutely beautiful.
I just didn't expect that he would be captured by Meng Tu within half a year.
Wei Yan was very curious: "Brother, when did you and Shuixian'er become Taoist couples?"
He intends to learn with an open mind.
Meng Tu shook his head: "You misunderstood, we are not Taoists."
"If you're not a Taoist monk, you can kiss her ear?"
Wei Yan took a breath. This skill in picking up girls was simply unprecedented. Anyone who had learned a little bit about it would be able to treat Lu Qingyin like a dog.
"Brother, teach me, I want to learn.
"You know, I showed you the chat history between me and Lu Qingyin. I have been chasing her for half a year. During this period, I not only gave her gifts, but also bought her a mink coat with a loan, but she never looked at me."
"I'll give you a brief lesson, but no matter whether it succeeds or not, you have to pay me a spiritual stone every month."
"no problem."
Meng Tu asked: "Is she almost better?"
Wei Yan handed the communication jade token to Meng Tu and said: "I saw her post, basically recovered. Here, this is the message she sent me. She said she wanted to eat old duck soup, but I always remember you. If so, hold back and not reply."
But after enduring it for less than two days, he got addicted to dogs and almost couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to come to see Meng Tu.
Then I saw the wonderful scene of Meng Tu kissing the water fairy.
Meng Tu took the jade communication card from him and saw a few simple lines of text on it, all sent by Lu Qingyin.
"I want to eat old duck soup."
After burning the incense, he sent another message:
"Wei Yan, I'm hungry and want to eat old duck soup."
"Hey, are you there?"
"Wei Yan, Wei Yan, where have you been? You used to reply to me instantly, but now you haven't replied to me for half an hour. I'm angry. The consequences will be serious. I advise you to pack a portion of old duck soup immediately. Send it to my cave, otherwise, I will delete you."
This is the last sentence.
So Wei Yan hurriedly ran to ask for help and looked at Meng Tu: "How should I reply now?"
Although Meng Tu had never picked up girls in his previous life, he had watched many pick-up videos and had rich theoretical knowledge. He began to give pointers, "You don't need to reply, just send a selfie to show that you are playing on a bamboo raft and having a great time."
Wei Yan didn't understand, but he did as he was told, took a smiling photo, and posted it immediately.
"Why do you want to post updates?" Wei Yan couldn't understand.
"Because she can see it. If she sees it, she will definitely send you a message, saying why you are free to play and don't reply to the message."
Wei Yan gave a thumbs up: "Brother, you are really tall."
Half an hour later, Wei Yan still didn't receive her message. He was a little anxious. He opened the communication jade card and looked at it. His face turned as black as pig liver and said: "Brother, Lu Qingyin posted a selfie of eating old duck soup, and also captioned it. The copywriter said that if you don’t send it, someone else will.”
I go.
Why don't you follow the routine?
This is different from what Meng Tu imagined.
"I used to take care of her old duck soup. Now...is someone else giving her old duck soup? Does she no longer need me?"
Wei Yan was extremely anxious.
Meng Tu licked his lips and said: "Don't panic, don't be afraid, what does it mean? It means that she is of a high rank. Is she trying to attract your attention on purpose?"
Wei Yan's eyes lit up: "Really?"
"Who knows, maybe."
"Brother." Wei Yan's face drooped.
Meng Tu comforted him: "Don't panic, you know, I used to be known as the chief seducer, and there is no girl I can't handle."
"What's next?"
"Ignore her, leave her alone."
In fact, Meng Tu hadn't figured out how to deal with it yet, because the opponent didn't play according to the routine and completely disrupted his rhythm. But he couldn't tell Wei Yan that he didn't understand, so now he had to bite the bullet and pretend to understand.
Because it concerns his spiritual stone.
Fortunately, the opponent soon took action.
"The old duck soup is really delicious."
"Brother, she sent me a message. How should I respond?"
"You can go back directly. Boating on the lake is quite nice. The scenery is great and I feel very good."
"But I haven't returned to the old duck soup. Is it delicious?"
"listen to me."
"Okay, brother." Wei Yan replied according to what Meng Tu said, and soon the message from the other side arrived, "She said that the old duck soup is really delicious and cheap, but the portion is a bit small. If you can get another portion, Enough."
"You go right back to the lake when the weather is nice and you can go boating. It's really great."
"Aren't we going to be wrong if we respond like this?"
"Don't worry, listen to me."
"oh."
Wei Yan replied according to Meng Tu's instructions.
The other party finally couldn't help it anymore: "Wei Yan, are you really sick? I told you about old duck soup. You talked to me about rafting on the lake. You bastard, you went to play by yourself and didn't even give me old duck soup." Tang, what do you mean?"
"My brother and I are playing at the lake. Let's talk if we have anything to do."
"You don't buy me old duck soup when you play with your brothers? Is it more important, brothers or me?" Lu Qingyin did it on purpose. The picture of old duck soup just now was actually the stock photo from last time.
Unexpectedly, no one paid attention to her after sending it out, which made her very angry, so she had to ask Wei Yan, "I'm so hungry now, buy me two portions of old duck soup."
She will eat one portion for herself and give one portion to Lei Linggen.
"Don't make trouble, I'm playing with my brother. I'll take you to dinner tonight, okay?"
"Okay, what to eat?"
"Can you be my Taoist companion?"
"I said I'm still young. I don't want to talk about being a Taoist companion. I just want to practice hard. If you don't wait until I build the foundation, I promise you." Lu Qingyin's face was full of contempt. You are worthy of it. She thinks you can be worthy. All she has is Leilingen.
"no."
"Do I have to give the answer now?"
"Um."
"Well... I think you are a good person, but you may not be suitable for me."
"Well, I understand."
"What shall we have for dinner?"
"Bitch women only deserve to eat shit."
Wei Yan replied to her as Meng Tu said, but he was a little confused when he returned to this sentence: "Do we really want to reply like this? This sentence is a bit offensive. Is she going to block me?"
Meng Tu crossed his legs and said confidently: "Trust me."
Wei Yan nodded and sent the sentence "Bitch women only deserve to eat shit".
Almost as soon as he sent it, the corner of Wei Yan's mouth twitched: "Damn it, brother, she blocked me."
Wei Yan originally wanted to make a dog-head emoji, but he didn't expect that he couldn't send it and showed a red dot, which meant that the other party had blocked him or deleted him.
