"This girl's ears are so beautiful, as delicate as white jade, and her earlobes are as delicate as flower buds, tsk tsk..."
There was a sea of people at the foot of the Xiaoyao Sect Mountain. Today was the Xiaoyao Sect’s ten-year disciple recruitment conference, which naturally caused a sensation. But Meng Tu didn’t expect there to be so many people, let alone that the girl in front of him had such beautiful ears. “She’s so beautiful. If only I could …Just cut it out and store it.”
Meng Tu was startled by himself, "You can't have such perverted thoughts."
"I have been discharged from the hospital and am a normal person."
Meng Tu was once misunderstood as mentally ill.
Fortunately, he is a normal person. Even when he was imprisoned in a mental hospital, he did not panic, make noise, or make trouble. His daily diet, food and accommodation were normal, and he cooperated with the nurse, so he was discharged soon.
It's just that on the day he was discharged from the hospital, he traveled to the world of immortals.
Time travel happens every year, and this year it came to my home.
"Travelers all have cheats, so I should be no exception, right?"
Meng Tu had read a lot of online articles, imitated the protagonist, and tried to call on his golden finger. Unexpectedly, a few lines of crude text actually appeared in front of his eyes.
【Hair: 6】
[Free attribute points: 0]
[Efficacy: Long hair shawl, black and smooth long hair can prevent the neck from getting tanned. 】
Seeing the effect, Meng Tu couldn't help but roll his eyes, "This is of no use."
[Note: You can consume free attribute points to add points to your hair, which can make your hair longer, thicker, harder, and even invulnerable to water and fire, making it a life-threatening weapon. 】
[Note: To facilitate memory, any part of the body is simply called an organ.
[Free attribute points can add points to organs, such as eyes, nose, ears, teeth, kidneys and other internal organs, limbs, blood... Currently only hair can be added, other organs will be activated one after another, so stay tuned. 】
Meng Tu finally understood.
This is a cheat that can add attribute points to organs.
Hair is just the beginning.
If...if...fill up the attribute points for both the kidney and the second brother.
The Kidney King Kong is indestructible, and the second brother is the One-horned Dragon King or the Nine-turn Silver Snake. How should the fairy deal with this?
I'm afraid that Huang Di, who has three thousand concubines, will call him big brother when he sees him.
So scary.
Sure enough, there are no simple time travellers. Wang Wen sincerely does not deceive me.
Meng Tu originally wanted to keep quiet and secretly impress everyone with his golden fingers.
As a result, I have been tinkering for several days and tried many methods, but I still haven't figured out how to obtain free attribute points.
I heard that Xiaoyao Sect is accepting disciples today, so I came over quickly to give it a try.
Maybe you can find a way to get free attribute points in Xiaoyao Sect.
There are just so many people!
"Why the hell are you squeezing?"
Suddenly something hit him, and Meng Tu raised his head and looked over.
It was a girl who hit someone with the ball.
The girl pressed against his back and kept pushing forward.
With such a squeeze, he was pushed onto the back of the girl in front of her, almost touching her at zero distance.
"These ears are really beautiful. The earlobes are as delicate as flower buds and crystal clear."
Meng Tu observed more carefully, and couldn't help but move his mouth closer, less than half a finger away from the girl's ear.
The ears are like ripe grapes, ready for picking.
At this time, a perverted thought came into Meng Tu's mind:
Bite her ears off with your mouth, and the ears become his. He can keep them forever and do whatever he wants.
Meng Tu swallowed and licked his lips.
He couldn't help but open his mouth and move closer. Just when his lips were about to touch her earlobe, he straightened his back like an electric shock and secretly said:
"You can't do this in public, and you can't let people misunderstand that I'm mentally ill."
He was judged to be mentally ill because of a certain incident before.
What happened is probably like this. An alcoholic drank alcohol and probably had a bug in his brain. He knocked down a passing woman in black stockings and wanted to commit violence. The woman kept shouting for help but no one was willing to come forward to help.
Meng Tu couldn't stand it, so he immediately stepped forward, took out his mobile phone and said:
"Yes, brother, that's it. Let's take off her top first, and then take off her pants...Are you recording a video?...Yes...I'm recording a video, and I plan to post it online later."
Hearing the key words "record video" and "post online", the drunkard suddenly woke up, beat Meng Tu violently, and even scolded him for being sick.
The police officers came and took away the drunkard who attempted to commit a crime.
The woman accused Meng Tu of being ill and even if she refused to help, she even recorded the video.
So the woman invited several professional psychiatric examiners to come, and then Meng Tu entered the mental hospital.
At first, Meng Tu was not accustomed to the environment of the mental hospital, but he adapted after something happened.
Fortunately, Meng Tu knew that he was not sick.
He has never been ill.
"But this girl's ears are so beautiful. I really want to... bite them off."
Meng Tu found that the evil thoughts he had finally suppressed emerged again, and he couldn't help but move his mouth closer to her ears, his teeth ready to move, giving off a sharp sheen.
Finally he opened his mouth and couldn't help but whisper in her ear: "Girl, do you still want your ears?"
The girl was stunned: "???"
Did you hear wrongly?
Then she heard Meng Tu whisper in her ear: "Are you selling your ears? I want them?"
The man behind her not only pressed close to her, but also asked her whether her ears should be sold or not. Her ears were not pig ears. Why should she sell them? Do you have any serious illness?
The girl was so scared that she was sweating all over her body and her pants were slightly wet.
I wanted to get away from the man and move forward, but I couldn't move at all.
Seeing that she didn't speak, Meng Tu thought he didn't hear her.
Just when I was about to speak again, there were ignorant girls on the left and right squeezing over me.
Attacked from all sides, he was unable to move.
That's the case.
Just go with the flow.
Fortunately, Meng Tu has a strong psychological quality. If it were an older man, he would have surrendered long ago.
It was a bit stuffy and hard to breathe due to the squeezing.
but.
Pain and happiness.
It's not that he's lustful, it's just that he hasn't been on the subway for a long time and wants to relive the feeling of squeezing on the subway.
But Meng Tu was quickly squeezed and felt uncomfortable. It turned out that being pressed against a girl was not a good thing.
Xiaoyao Sect should send disciples to maintain order and let everyone line up.
This kind of trivial matter may have been ignored by the Xiaoyao Sect. When he becomes a true disciple, he will have to give good advice to the Xiaoyao Sect.
Meng Tu stared at the girl's ears, swallowed his saliva, and said: "Girl, your ears are very beautiful... No... what is your name?"
The girl was trembling and dared not speak: "..."
She felt that she had encountered a mental illness and was interested in ears. What else could it be if it wasn't a mental illness?
Woohoo, why is her life so miserable? She was an illegitimate daughter. Before her mother died, she told her that her father's surname was Jiang and that she could seek refuge with him. On the way there, she was almost abducted and sold to an old man to be his mistress.
After finally escaping, I heard that Xiaoyao Sect was recruiting disciples, so I came here specially.
She has no interest in cultivating immortals. She just wants to eat well and not be hungry. How come she has a psychopath?
God, you can choose other ways to punish me, such as letting me stretch myself to death and being a dead ghost, but please don't let me encounter a lunatic.
Meng Tu said gently: "Don't be afraid, girl, I am not a bad person. I have won the Three Good Student Certificate."
The girl's face was pale and she was so frighteningly insane. If she could move, she would have run away.
"If you don't speak, then I'll call you Ear Girl." Meng Turu devil whispered in her ear.
"Quiet!" Finally, the elder Yu Jian came with his disciples, his voice was like thunder.
This elder is wearing a purple robe, has picturesque eyebrows, a slim figure, a great mind, speaks with authority, and looks like a strong man at first glance.
"My name is Mu Banyan, and I am the great elder of Xiaoyao Sect."
Big indeed.
Meng Tu was attracted by her attention, or to be precise, by her breasts.
The purple clothes seemed to be unable to cover her proud chest, and it trembled as if something could jump out at any time.
These breasts are good, if you can collect them...
"brute."
What kind of animal idea was this? Meng Tu couldn't help but stretched out his hand... and slapped the girl next to him to wake him up.
Then he breathed a sigh of relief, put aside his messy thoughts, and listened carefully to what the big-breasted elder said.
