Twenty-eight girls' bodies are as soft as butter; a sharp sword hangs from their waist to kill the foolish man.
Overtly, no one’s head is seen falling; secretly, one’s bones are withered.
Just look at how many people are greedy for flowers; they only want happiness for a moment.
Daoist Zhao, who was not aware of the meaning of Lu Daozu's poem on the world of mortals, used to be in Qingcheng Mountain, but now he has arrived in the capital and gained some enlightenment after entering the Miaoyin Pavilion.
May I ask where among these three thousand mortals is the happiest place? He must have thought it was Yafeng Village before, but now it seems that it belongs to Liu's brothel in Yanhua Lane. The dazzling array of 28-year-old girls are dazzling. They support the wall and come out to have sex with Liu's young master, Yingying Yanyan. This atmosphere Indescribable pleasure; unknown pleasure, like entering the world of bliss.
Yu Xiaowei and Li Zhanyi arrived a little late. They only heard a few words from passers-by, saying that five or six brothels were paying hundreds of thousands of silver bills to compete for a handsome young man. In the end, the oiran of Miaoyin Pavilion offered a thousand taels and asked them to leave. wait……
Yu Xiaowei's jaw almost dropped after hearing this. Is the Taoist priest so charming?
It wasn't just her; Li Zhanyi rarely showed a gaffe expression. She had thought about all the consequences of that white-faced Taoist priest coming to Beijing, but she never expected that someone would offer him a thousand taels to invite him, and it was Ji Yan, the most famous courtesan in the capital. Jade comes forward...
Li Zhanyi hurriedly asked: "Miss, shall we go to Miaoyin Pavilion to pick someone up?"
Yu Xiaowei frowned with disappointment; she turned the carriage around slightly: "Go back! Why are we disturbing him so rashly? Maybe he is as warm and fragrant as jade right now!"
She had a sad and unhappy look on her face, and even she herself didn't understand what was going on.
Li Zhanyi wanted to say something, but he gave up when he saw her like this. The two of them drove the carriage back empty-handed.
Miaoyin Pavilion
Ji Yanyu took the four of them directly into the pure place in the inner courtyard. The place was elegant and scholarly, and the houses were well decorated. They would not associate it with a brothel in the slightest.
Ji Yanyu sent people to treat them seriously, serving dozens of snacks and fruits, and also sent people to actively collect a few people's muddy clothes to wash. After that, Ji Yanyu never appeared in the inner courtyard again, leaving the four people with confused faces.
Birou was very nervous since she entered the inner courtyard of Miaoyin Pavilion: "Taoist Priest, this Miaoyin Pavilion is entertaining us with delicious food and drinks. What are you doing?"
Biyu didn't care so much. She picked up the fruit snack and said while eating: "Do you still have to ask? This is just to ask our Taoist priest to betray his lust and pick up guests!"
The bad Taoist priest smiled evilly and retorted: "How about the three of us stay here first? It will also give you two a lot of experience here, and maybe you can learn some unique skills such as being charming and flirtatious, and having big buttocks and breasts!" "
The two girls were no longer the shy girls they had been for a few months. Birou rolled her eyes at him mercilessly, but Biyu gnawed on the fruit and wrinkled her nose slightly as she said, "If the Taoist master really dares to do this, my sisters will dare to accompany you!"
"Oh, I'm getting more courageous!"
The bad Taoist priest reached out and pinched her pretty nose. Biyu shook her head impatiently, indicating that she was not being disturbed to eat the fruit.
Zhang Ziya has been eating since he came in. He wandered around without seeing anyone else. Hearing this, he started talking: "Not to mention, it is the right time to enter the capital as a Taoist priest. If the Taoist priest has this idea, I, Ziya, will go back." The only way to do this is to act accordingly!”
Zhao Zhengli smiled coquettishly: "Aren't you going to surrender to the army and regain the Yanyun Sixteenth Land?"
While chewing a piece of rice cake, he said seriously: "Hey! I didn't join the army just to win military glory, make money, and then find a beautiful girl. I'm afraid it won't be possible for five or eight years to wait for five or eight years with these few words. Now, now Together with the Taoist priest, I have money, beautiful ladies all over the world, and I have shortened my life by several years, so why not!"
Daochang Zhao was nervous and joked with a smile: "I really want to pry open your head and take a look. How can you have such a perfect heart under your imperfect face! Still want to make money from me? The ugly words are ahead, you If you like girls, you can do it yourself, so if you want to make money, there’s no way!”
Zhang Ziya's beard twitched: "Taoist Master, you have misunderstood. What Ziya means is that by following the Taoist Master, you can get some scraps along the way. For example, if the Taoist Master enters the Tianshi Mansion and it is inconvenient to take action, you can feel free to hand over everything." Let Ziya take care of it, aren't these all business opportunities?"
Zhao Zhengli looked like an elder and patted Zhang Ziya, who was more than ten years older than him: "I didn't realize it. Ziya is ordinary in appearance, but he actually has a delicate heart. He has not even thought of joining the Celestial Master before entering the capital. It’s coming to the back of the house!”
Zhang Ziya chuckled and said diligently: "A talented person like Taoist Master naturally has to be more flexible in his head!"
At this time, Birou, who was wandering at the door, suddenly whispered: "Taoist Master, someone has come in!"
Several people looked along and saw that the person who came was a pretty woman. She walked lightly to the inner courtyard and said in a very sweet tone: "Master Zhao, the wing has been cleaned up. The lady told me that it is too late today; let the servant take care of it first." The four distinguished guests have a rest, and the lady will come again tomorrow morning to have a chat!"
Zhao Zhengli was confused, and the other three were confused, but from what the maid said, the young lady should be Ji Yanyu, the first oiran.
The pretty maid held a lantern and led the four of them towards the depths of the inner courtyard, and then activated a secret door on a stone wall. After passing through the secret door, there was another scene. A huge carved sandalwood screen came into view, exuding the ambience of It is soothing and fragrant. There are famous paintings and calligraphy on the two walls, as well as exquisite glass ornaments and other works of art. After walking through the screen and coming out of the door, there is a square patio, but the night is already dark. You can't see through the layout of the patio, but you can only know that there are two-story connected attics built around it. , the upper and lower corridors with carved beams and painted beams run through the attic on all sides, and are hung with red lanterns.
The maid took the four people up the stairs to the second floor and stopped in the four connected rooms in the north attic: "Four distinguished guests, please bend down to live here tonight!" After saying this, she pointed to the door of each room. Rope ribbon: "If there is an emergency and you can pull this curtain, we will have a maid here."
The maid retreated, and each of the four people chose a room. The room was more exquisite and spacious than an inn, with complete soft desks, famous paintings hanging on the walls, and craft objects placed in the corners. A wooden bed covered with gauze curtains was placed against the south wall, echoing the window sill. , it was too dark to see clearly the scenery outside the window. I could faintly smell the fragrance of osmanthus, and most likely there was a garden outside the window.
Daochang Zhao simply washed and tidied up, then got into the wooden bed behind the gauze curtain.
He still crossed his legs and entered meditation. He first circulated his true energy for a week, looking for subtle changes in every part of his body. Now that there was news about the poison in his body, he also skipped the tea oil and sulfur bath. However, after months of continuous fighting down the mountain, there was no sign of breaking through to the top level of the master. This made him Daochang Zhao was slightly distressed and confused.
He was frightened by this idea. When had he ever cared about realm strength? Then he was relieved; in the past, there were no fights in the mountains, so he naturally didn't care about his level of strength. Now after traveling around the world for several months, I realized that I still lack the master level to travel around the world, so my desire for strength is reasonable.
The next day.
It’s early morning on the 30th day of the eighth lunar month.
Zhao Zhengli admired the beautiful scenery of osmanthus through the window. Last night, the pretty maid sent someone to bring hot water towels to wash up, and asked whether they were satisfied with their sleep at night. After everything was finished, she led the four people downstairs to the Miaoyin Pavilion last night. The inner court.
At that time, the beautiful Ji Yanyu was sitting on a wooden chair in the inner courtyard. She saw the four people approaching and smiled brightly: "How did you four rest last night?"
Zhang Ziya hurriedly stepped forward and cupped his hands: "Thank you so much, Miss Yan Yu, for your concern. I slept soundly."
His red face was too excited to look at the beauty in front of him.
Birou was very thoughtful, and naturally she didn't think it was simple when the other party paid a thousand taels for someone to come and sleep for no reason, so she asked: "Miss Yan Yu, you can't spend a thousand taels to invite the four of us just to visit the Miaoyin Pavilion. Courtyard, right?"
Ji Yan Yulan picked up the breakfast on the table with her fingers: "Why don't you sit down and eat and chat first?"
After saying that, she took the lead in taking a small sip, and every movement was full of alluring beauty.
The four of them turned their attention to Taoist Zhao, who took the lead to sit down, followed by the other three. Zhang Ziya saw the empty seat next to Ji Yanyu and sat down with a smile: "Ziya is lucky to have breakfast with Miss Yanyu!"
Unexpectedly, he just smiled and showed no intention of speaking. Even so, Zhang Ziya almost fed the snack into his nose.
Zhao Zhengli took a sip of the porridge and said, "Tell me, rich lady! What do you want me to do with a thousand taels? Let me explain in advance; you need to pay extra for selling yourself! The brother next to you doesn't need to pay extra!"
Ji Yanyu chewed carefully and said: "Nothing, I just want to get to know Master Zhao Huang of Tianshi Mansion in advance!"
Taoist priest Zhao was stunned: "Do you know me?"
She spoke softly: "With his reputation as a Taoist priest, it's hard not to recognize him. He defeated the troubles in Shu, fought against the great master of Nanzhao, and was even named a disciple of the Tianshi Mansion by the emperor. He went all the way north and killed hundreds of miles. , less than three months after he came out of the mountain, he killed more than ten masters, and there were even more countless masters below him. He also scared away the Tubo Imperial Master and the Dharma Protector. I wonder who has become famous as a Taoist priest in the world recently? I am afraid that after today, Even if you spend ten times the money in the future, you may not be able to get to know the Taoist priest. How dare Yan Yu ask the Taoist priest to do something for you?"
Ji Yanyu was chatting with the four people in the inner courtyard. Outside the Miaoyin Pavilion, a carriage and a sedan chair were parked. The word "Yu Mansion" was written on the top of the sedan chair. The driver was Hu Butler, Hu Li, from Yu Shangshu Mansion. He was in his forties or fifties. , got out of the car and greeted the bodyguards of Miaoyin Pavilion with a kind face, and quietly stuffed a small ingot of silver: "Brother, let me know, and say that the housekeeper of the Yu Mansion will come to take Taoist Qingcheng into the house. And one more thing, the palace At any time, there is a chance that the Taoist priest will enter the palace to receive the title."
The bodyguard knowingly went in to deliver the message.
Several people in the inner courtyard also finished their breakfast. Ji Yanyu smiled and sent the people to return the clothes that had been washed and dried overnight, and sent the four people outside the Miaoyin Pavilion. They were preparing to listen to some music in the morning. Unexpectedly, the bodyguard outside the door whispered a message to Ji Yanyu. She frowned slightly, then raised her lips and said, "It seems that I can't accompany Daoist Zhao to listen to music today. The carriage of Shangshu Mansion has been waiting for a long time outside. I think Yu Shangshu has important matters to discuss. Taoist priest, look..."
Zhao Zhengli's expression flashed. Miss Yu's family left them behind last night. What does it mean to pick them up today? Knowing that the rich should not fight with officials, it would bring trouble to Miaoyin Pavilion, so he went to Shangshu Mansion first.
Ji Yanyu saw his subtle expression and said: "By the way, this morning Yanyu heard that Taoist Zhao followed me into Miaoyin Pavilion last night, and Miss Yu personally came back to find the Taoist." Then she said angrily and blamed herself: " It’s also strange that Yan Yu didn’t stay for a moment longer, causing Miss Yu to miss the Taoist priest.”
Daochang Zhao felt relieved, but he still politely thanked Ji Yanyu. As for the one thousand taels of silver notes, he didn't mention a word. Ji Yanyu sent the four people to the door and watched them get into the Yu family's carriage and drive away. , she then returned to the attic and said seriously to the woman next to her: "Prepare a sentence of "love money" for this handsome Master Zhao Huang."
The woman bowed and retreated.
Daochang Zhao on the carriage was still unfinished. How could a trip to the No. 1 brothel in the capital be like staying in an inn for one night? Listening to music on the hook, looking for immortals and asking willows, haven't you experienced the joy of freedom?
Not only him, Zhang Ziya felt as if he had lost his soul since leaving the Miaoyin Pavilion, sometimes looking in the direction of the Miaoyin Pavilion and smiling foolishly.
This made Zhao Daochang anxious and gave him a lesson: "Ziya, let's talk about the matter. We are ordinary in appearance, and relying on our looks will definitely not work. So we must be single-minded and don't pick up the sesame seeds and lose the watermelons. It's not easy." Senior Sister Emei is no longer disgusted, you have to behave well..."
Zhang Ziya nodded as if he was in a daze.
But the sisters of the Bi family looked surprised: "The Taoist master is very knowledgeable about worldly affairs! How many Taoist companions have you found?"
Zhang Ziya twirled his mustache and looked at it carefully: "Based on Ziya's experience, the Taoist priest should still be a young boy!"
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