Li Erdan sat on the ground of the main campus, glanced sideways at Cheng Sanhu, and asked: "The top shooter in the army didn't get a chance to kill the Tatars. Isn't it even more embarrassing?"
Cheng Sanhu took a puff of his cigarette and blew out a perfect smoke ring, and then another line of smoke accurately shot into the smoke ring. Finally, they were mixed together, gradually dispersed, and disappeared.
This is one of his special skills. Even among the nearly a thousand veterans under Jin Yong's command, only two people can spit out this kind of "one arrow piercing the heart" smoke ring, but the other person cannot guarantee success every time. .
Cheng Sanhu looked at Li Erdan with a showy expression and said, "The Tatars are not lucky enough to be able to take advantage of our guns."
Li Erdan took a long puff of cigarette, then raised his head and blew out a large cloud of smoke, saying, "You are just a tough-talking duck."
The cigarette butt in his hand was almost burnt, but he was still pinching it gently with his fingertips, then brought it to the corner of his mouth and took a greedy last sip before pressing it hard into the soil next to his feet and stubbing it out.
Li Erdan casually took out a small flat wooden box from his pocket. He picked up the cigarette butt, put it gently back into the wooden box, and then said, "Sanhu, how are the new heroes in your army?"
Cheng Sanhu also took the last puff of his cigarette. He stubbed out the remaining cigarette butt, took Li Erdan's flat wooden box and stuffed it in. He said to him, "Let's just say, this is quite expensive." There’s only such a damn little bit left of this thing.”
Li Erdan answered: "Why don't we say that our general is so powerful that we are not allowed to throw away cigarette butts in this camp, but instead they save them for us. This small box is enough to roll three cigarette butts by myself."
At this time, Cheng Sanhu said: "Although these new heroes who escaped from Henan are thinner, their bodies are indeed good and they have many martial arts skills, but they are like fools when it comes to shooting guns. It’s so difficult!”
"Damn it, these Henan soldiers act like a group fight when the drums sound. They rush forward without any trace of a military formation!" Li Erdan complained.
Cheng Sanhu said with a smile: "You idiot, you are too impatient. How many days have you been in the camp? If you become a soldier after entering the camp, what is the use of training? What is the use of your armor?"
There was a look of surprise on Li Erdan's face and he said: "Hey. You sound like a general. I'm afraid you are not the general hiding under our camp."
Cheng Sanhu said with a smile: "Young poor man. With your bravery, Li Erdan, if you can learn a thousand characters according to the requirements of the general, you can become the leader of a battalion in the future. As for me, that's it. Well done, it’s hard to lead troops.”
After hearing this, Li Erdan immediately lost his energy. He said angrily: "That Zi Douda is useless. He can recognize me, but I can't recognize it."
"laugh!"
Cheng Sanhu looked at him and said, "I saw that when you were training Xinyong, those slogans were shouted very loudly, so why didn't you recognize them?"
"Ha ha!"
Li Erdan laughed loudly, and after a while, he said: "I can speak, but I can't read these typing words. Damn it, how can literacy be more difficult than killing people?"
He then added: "Brothers Three Tigers, you learn to read and write very quickly. If you have any ideas, please teach me."
Cheng Sanhu looked at him, his big eyes rolling around for a while, and then he said: "Then you can kowtow to me!"
Li Erdan was stunned at first, and then became furious. He raised his foot and was about to kick Cheng Sanhu, but stopped midway, stood up suddenly, and knelt in front of Cheng Sanhu.
This time, Cheng Sanhu was frightened. It was just a joke. When he saw that Li Er was serious about it, he quickly got up and avoided it and said: "No, no, no. I can't bear your collapse." Wall's gift."
This "collapsed wall" was the nickname given to Li Erdan by the big guys after the battle with the intruder Liu Tichun in the north of Kaifeng City. It was a metaphor that he could collapse a wall by himself during a charge. It was really better than a siege ram. All easy to use!
While Li Erdan was stunned, Cheng Sanhu continued: "Actually, literacy is not that difficult, just listen more, ask more, and write more. There is no other way.
I only remember one word a day, with a dry branch pinned to my waist, and I write wherever I go. If I can’t remember it in one day, I just remember it for two days. Anyway, I’ll memorize the word once I’m familiar with it, and then I’ll memorize the second word.
I think about this word when I walk, I have to scratch it with a branch when I go to the hut, and I write this word even when I am sleeping and dreaming, so I naturally remember it by heart. "
Li Erdan stopped kowtowing to him. After turning around and sitting down, he thought for a while and said, "It works. I'll try your method. If it works, I'll ask you to go to Zuixianju for a massage."
At this time, he sat back next to Cheng Sanhu and whispered: "Sanhu, do you think our general will become someone like Prime Minister Cao?"
Hearing this, Cheng Sanhu raised his head and looked at the military flag on the general platform in the distance, and said firmly: "I don't know whether our general master can become a figure like Prime Minister Cao, but the changes in our North Road can be seen. See.
Since the general came, he has suppressed bandits, built canals, and reclaimed wasteland. Such actions are much better than those of the previous generals. Now our North Road is peaceful and every household is well fed, and it is not all our generals. achievements.
I think it will be difficult to find a lord like our general in this Ming Dynasty! "
Li Erdan agreed very much with his words, and said in a slightly high-pitched voice: "That's so true. Let's just talk about me. I have no energy and I can't do anything. All those officials and generals will eat me." Human beings are like Yama, wishing to squeeze out the last drop of oil and water from us, who cares about our life and death."
When he said this, he actually stood up and continued: "But our general is special. He is truly serving us. Following such a general, his heart is bright. Not to mention working for the general, that is. If you ask me to die on your behalf, I won’t even bat an eyelid."
Cheng Sanhu also stood up and said, "That's right. No matter whether our general will be Prime Minister Cao or a general in the future, we will follow with determination. We will go up mountains of swords and seas of fire, all based on the words of our general.
If you want to say that we are the master of the general, you can go to the capital, live in the palace, and become the emperor, that's all fine! "
"You two bastards, are you going to die if you wait? You dare to say such treacherous and unethical words, you are not afraid of confiscating your family and exterminating your clan!"
Yu Deshui has now been promoted from General Manager Bai to General Manager, taking over the position of former General Manager Zheng Youjin. He inspected the camp after lunch and happened to encounter these two idiots talking nonsense here, and he quickly stopped them.
Cheng Sanhu and Li Erdan hurriedly stood up, performed military salutes, and shouted loudly: "I've met Mr. Yu!"
Yu Deshui looked at the two of them, feeling both love and hate in his heart. What he loved was that they were all warriors under his command, but what he hated was that they were so bold and reckless. Even in the camp, they could not speak like this. If you hear it and spread it out, wouldn't it affect the whole battalion of soldiers?
What's more, now that our commander-in-chief is on an expedition again, Zhencheng Wen Hui has really won his trust, and how should he deal with it when he comes to use this opportunity to raise troops to investigate?
