"Is unit one ready? Where's unit two? Are the sound and lighting engineers in place? If everything is ready, I'll start."
"Hello everyone, today is the annual Spring Festival. This is supposed to be a lively day for family reunion, but it is played by a stupid game... Ahem, in short, this is an abnormal Spring Festival. There are no firecrackers during the Spring Festival. In addition to the one-year-old, there is no 'Always replace the new peach with the old charm', and there is not even a Spring Festival Gala!"
"In response to the strong demand of the broad masses of the people, the first Pangpang Homemade Spring Festival Gala will be held in the 'Doctor's Harem'..."
"Snapped"
Gu Mian, who was sitting in the audience below, threw a plastic bottle and hit the fat man on the stage in the head.
The fat man who was hit immediately coughed twice and changed his words: "The first Fatty Homemade Spring Festival Gala will be held in the backyard of Boss Liu's hotel!"
"Haha" - Liu Ruyan sneered.
"I heard everyone's laughter. You must be looking forward to it! Okay, without further ado, let's perform the first show today!" The fat man held a rolling pin in one hand as a microphone and held it in the other. Looking at the program list, "The first program is a poem recitation performed by Mr. Ge - "I Love My Sister", everyone is welcome!"
Amidst the warm applause, my brother held the CD and walked onto the simple stage made by Fatty, and began to recite a little shyly——
"Sister, sister."
"Sister, sister?"
"Sister, sister!"
"younger sister……"
After repeating "sister" dozens of times in ups and downs, the elder brother finally finished the performance.
"What a wonderful recitation!" The fat man quickly came to the stage with a rolling pin, "Let's give Mr. Brother a warm applause!"
As he spoke, he knocked down his brother next to him who didn't realize he needed to step down.
Then the fat man started reporting for the second program: "The second program is yoga acrobatics performed by our red lady. Everyone is welcome!"
The name doesn't sound like a happy show.
Xiaohong, who was acting as lighting engineer with a flashlight next to her, heard her name and immediately swung the flashlight and rushed onto the stage.
Then he performed a 360-degree neck twist for everyone, and then started vomiting blood. Then the left hand twists 360 degrees, the right hand twists 360 degrees, the left leg 360, the right leg 360...
Finally, he twisted and performed a crab walk on all fours.
All in all, the scene was very scary.
Before the scene became more terrifying, the fat man rushed onto the stage and kicked Xiao Hong, who was performing happily: "What a wonderful yoga performance. Now let's watch the first normal program tonight. Welcome Miss Coco The song "Good Days" brought by
Coco came on stage with a slightly embarrassed expression, took the rolling pin from the fat man and started singing.
So far, this is indeed the most normal program tonight.
But Xiaohong, who was kicked off the stage, was very unwilling to be left alone. She got on the stage again on all fours, crawling around behind Coco, pretending to be a backup dancer.
Coco was singing about good times in the front, while Xiaohong was vomiting blood in the back. The scene is exceptionally harmonious.
Then the fat man ran up again, grabbed Xiaohong's arm and pulled her down the stage with all his strength.
When Coco finished singing, Fatty finally pushed and pulled Xiao Hong and threw her off the stage.
He wiped his sweat and stood up: "Next is our last show tonight. It is the talent show brought to us by Miss Xiao Qiao - Infinite Power."
While the fat man was talking, Xiao Qiao had already rushed to the stage. She was eager to show off her talents and lifted the fat man up to her head. The fat man shivered and continued to host with the rolling pin: "Ha, ha, you are really powerful. ,Ha ha."
But Xiao Qiao didn't seem satisfied.
She felt it didn't show her true strength.
Xiao Qiao looked around, suddenly thought of something, put the fat man down, and then rushed off the stage.
The fat man who finally landed on the ground breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that our Miss Xiao Qiao is very shy. She will get off the stage immediately after the performance... wait what are you doing! No, this stage cannot be moved!"
But Xiao Qiao had already grabbed a corner of the stage and lifted the huge platform with all his strength.
None of the fat men on the stage could stop and rolled down.
Then, the stage, which had been in disrepair for a long time, collapsed with a bang.
The scene is very grand.
The audience clapped their hands and applauded.
Although there were some mistakes, the Spring Festival Gala was finally held successfully.
Today is such a happy day.
After eating the dumplings, Gu Mian happily covered herself with a quilt and fell asleep.
