Chapter 58 It’s not against the law to make jokes between husband and wife, right?

Style: Romance Author: SuginaWords: 2175Update Time: 24/01/18 16:31:32
Hearing that Huo Zhiyan was about to carry her, Lu Anzhi's first reaction was——

Not good, men and women cannot be intimate!

But he blurted out: "No, I'm already wet so I don't want to dirty you..."

As soon as her back was out of the cold water, the pain hit her again. She gritted her teeth and suddenly realized that her nonsense reasons were not valid at all, because the man in front of her was not much different from hers.

My whole body, including my underwear, must have been soaked.

Huo Zhiyan ignored her and urged: "Stop being so nagging, come up."

Lu Anzhi was confused by the pain, and tremblingly climbed onto someone's back. Just as he was about to jump up, he found that his cheongsam was very inconvenient and he couldn't separate his feet at all.

"How about... let's forget it." She struggled to think about it.

As soon as I moved, my back felt burning pain.

It hurts so much that I want to curse.

Huo Zhiyan simply turned sideways, pulled up the hem of her skirt and tore it apart. The slit that originally only reached above the knee was instantly split to the top of her thigh.

Li Jiu immediately closed his eyes and kicked the family doctor who had not yet recovered: "Let's go, let's lead the way."

Lu Anzhi was in pain so much that she wanted to punch the wall without crying. At this time, she almost couldn't hold it back: "Huo Zhiyan, you must be sick."

Huo Zhiyan frowned, not knowing what he was thinking, but he took off the only shirt on his body with his backhand!

Then, he squatted down with his upper body bare, carried the woman on his back with one hand, and grabbed the shirt with the other hand and threw it back, blocking the key parts airtightly.

"You...you you you..." Lu Anzhi was speechless.

I just said I would carry her on my back, but I could barely understand it.

After all, the two of them were going to have a show, so it was normal for the couple to be intimate, but being polite would arouse suspicion.

But what kind of confusing operation is it to pull a cheongsam and take off your clothes by yourself?

Lu Anzhi shouted that she couldn't understand.

However, when she was suddenly carried behind her by her boyfriend's powerful male Bodhisattva, she realized firsthand what the broad shoulders described in novels looked like, and she felt that the pain on her back had eased a bit.

Don't say it.

This feels quite exciting!

Then again, despite being so energetic, her posture seemed so stiff. Maybe it was because her back hurt so much that even if she rubbed it casually, her clothes would scratch her flesh.

Maybe...she is just naive and doesn't know how to enjoy a man's service.

"hold me."

"ha?"

"I let you hold me in your arms."

"Oh!" Lu Anzhi endured the pain and stretched out his arms.

"Tsk!" Huo Zhiyan trembled all over, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I let you hold my neck, but I didn't let you hold my chest."

"Huh?" Lu Anzhi was really about to cry: "No, I can't lift my hands. My back hurts too much."

After saying that, he let go of his hand without interest.

How stingy.

Why should a grown man be afraid of having his breasts attacked?

Huo Zhiyan's Adam's apple rolled slightly and he sighed: "You'd better hold her."

Lu Anzhi didn't hesitate and obeyed without any cooperation: "Then I won't be polite."

So, the two of them walked together in a very eye-catching manner. Fortunately, everyone watching the excitement was kicked away, so it was not too embarrassing.

Lu Anzhi felt that the atmosphere was too weird, and she didn't know how long she would have to go, so she endured the pain and decided to break the silence: "When I was very young, my dad also turned his back on me like this."

Huo Zhiyan turned his face slightly: "How small is it?"

Lu Anzhi thought for a moment, then deliberately made a serious face: "Just... at least there is no C, and it's not A. Maybe it's not yet developed."

Huo Zhiyan paused and took a deep breath: "Lu Anzhi, you are a woman, can you stop being so shameless?"

Lu Anzhi simply gave up her struggle and slumped limply on his back: "It's okay. We are still husband and wife after all. It's not against the law to make dirty jokes."

Huo Zhiyan was really afraid of her and quickly changed the subject: "You don't feel any pain anymore?"

Lu Anzhi felt a little pain in a show-like manner: "Oh, it hurts! It hurts like hell... giving birth has never hurt so much."

"Fart, have you ever given birth?"

"My guess."

Huo Zhiyan took a deep breath again, closed his eyes and continued to change the topic: "You stay in the room by yourself later, I want to go out for a while."

Lu Anzhi was stunned for a moment, then used the force of his palm to grab his head and asked, "Where are you going? You don't really want to seek justice for me, do you?"

Huo Zhiyan let go of one hand and slapped the two lawless paws on his chest twice: "Just talk, can you please stop scratching me..."

"Oh!" Lu Anzhi let go and felt that what he just did was indeed impolite.

then……

After letting go, he touched it again——

Rub it for him!

For a moment, Huo Zhiyan's fist hardened. He really wanted to throw this woman out and throw her to the Antarctic to feed the penguins!

Lu Anzhi rubbed it and asked, "Speak, you're not really going to make a fuss, are you?"

Huo Zhiyan was silent.

Lu Anzhi stopped and continued to ask: "I'm telling you the truth, I'm really rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and I also slapped Huo Shiyu just now, so it's barely even, you don't have to do it for me... …”

"It's not for you!" Huo Zhiyan was annoyed: "Can you shut up, and don't touch me again!"

At this moment, Li Jiu turned back inadvertently: "Boss, we are just ahead..."

"Turn around!" Huo Zhiyan was worried that he had no place to curse, so he scolded him: "Don't I have eyes? Can't I see? Do you need to remind me?"

Li Jiushao turned around in a flash, almost turning his military posture backwards.

He quickened his pace without looking back: "Okay, okay, I'll go in and prepare first, you guys take your time..."

"Touch~"

The last word was spoken so quietly that only he could hear it.

Then he continued to kick the family doctor in front of him: "Be quick with your hands and feet, and quickly make the bed to prepare."



Huojia Manor doesn't have many things, but it has many rooms.

Mrs. Huo specially asked to arrange a very remote suite for them, just because she didn't want Huo Zhiyan to come back and start questioning.

Who knew that Huo Shiyu hadn't finished crying yet as they had just settled in for their guests.

Huo Zhiyan, whose eyes were so cold that they could kill, rushed over in a hurry and pushed open the door to the living room of the main house.

He looked around and saw that there were quite a lot of people there.

The whole family gathered around the sofa in the living room. Huo Shiyu cried and hugged her grandma's legs, and kept complaining: "Grandma, you must make the decision for me, that bitch beat me!"

Before she finished speaking, Huo Zhiyan's aggrieved eyes met Huo Zhiyan's frightening eyes. Huo Shiyu paused and instinctively leaned towards her grandma: "Grandma, look, Huo Zhiyan is coming to bully me too!"

"Ahhhhh... You are all bullying me. I was obviously careless. My hands were just shaking. I was just trying to carry the tea to pour that person's tea."

Huo Shiyu glanced at her mother from the corner of her eye as she spoke.

She thought to herself that if her mother taught her to say this, she would never make another mistake!