The Fourth People's Hospital.
When Li Baining opened his eyes, it was already bright. The dazzling sunlight penetrated the glass of the ward and shone brightly on his face, making him burst into tears.
He opened his eyes and saw the unfamiliar rooms around him. His thoughts stopped for a few seconds before he remembered that this was a ward.
He is back.
He came back from that magical and magnificent world of cultivating immortals.
Has he really been there? Not dreaming?
He stretched out his hand and gave himself two mouthfuls.
"Crack!" "Crack!"
"Hiss... it hurts... haha, hahahahahahaha."
The pain called back his rushing thoughts,
It also opened the floodgates of his joy, and in an instant, surging joy swept through his body.
He rolled left and right happily, and with a bang, the phone fell to the ground.
Then, with a bang, he himself fell to the ground.
"Ouch, hahahahahahaha."
"hahahahahahahahahahaha."
Finally, Li Baining was kicked out of the hospital by the nurse. He completed the discharge procedures with a smile, and returned to school with a smile on his face, holding the winter clothes and shoes he bought.
Even if the people he met on the road avoided him with crazy looks, he didn't care at all.
If he hadn't been afraid that he might be invited to tea if he yelled, he would have told the world about it.
He, Li Baining, is the protagonist in the TV series, the Son of Destiny, and the center of the animation world.
When he returned to school after dinner, Yang Zhao released a new video.
This video happened to be recorded during their trip yesterday.
Li Baining excitedly clicked screenshots, cut out all the clips in which he appeared, marked himself with a small arrow, and sent it to the [First Group of Yunyang Temple Cultivators].
After a while, the group was blocked by him.
Then he embarrassedly circled the group leaders I Want to Become a Disciple and the Former King Ling, and sent a private message to them.
Immortal Cultivator Xiaobai: "You guys are back from your trip? So soon."
The first disciple of Immortality: "Holy shit, is this really you? A three-inch little bean sprout?"
Cheng Yi studied medicine: "Well... this doesn't look like a human being. When I watched the video, I thought it was a unique race in the world of cultivation."
The little fish who loves plants: "This looks like a plant. Do you have a detailed picture?"
Suddenly, he said: "Sorry, Xiaoyu, we didn't have mobile phones when we went there, and we didn't take the photos you wanted."
The little fish who loves plants: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's eye-opening to see such a short plant person*(^^*)*"
Xiuxian Xiaobai: "@杀天change日@集团主 I want to become a disciple of @前王令, hurry up, tell us about your travel experience, the video updated by the blogger is too brief."
Changing the situation: "Haha, let me tell you. (*^^*)."
The subsequent narration was mainly about stealing the sky and changing the day, with the former king Ling and the group leader I want to become a disciple as assistants, and a group of group friends followed to check for omissions, ask here and there, and finally made a summary together.
The group leader I want to become a disciple of: "After getting along with each other for a day, I think the blogger should be a modern young person, and she has not been there long and is very curious about many things, which means she is easier to get along with." Yes, at least we have similar views."
Xian Wang Ling: "Although the blogger has the intention to make money now, she is definitely not short of money, and her connection with the higher-ups is definitely very deep. Many people have definitely used the traction machine beans we used. Therefore, in the future, when cultivating immortals, we will first lift the ban on this aspect, and on the other hand, use money to buy it."
Changing the situation: "Well, I didn't think too much about it. I only knew that the shops there used gold, silver, and copper coins. I didn't see any spiritual stones or anything like that. I felt quite disappointed."
The First King's Order: "Maybe it's because we went there for a short time and didn't understand much, but it also means that if we want to buy things there, we need to prepare some gold and silver."
Cheng Yi studied medicine: "Then I should prepare some money. After all, gold is too expensive. () I feel bad."
The little fish who loves plants: "Well, although I am interning, I really have no money. (*/＼*) Face covering"
To change the situation: "(,,)" (っω｀) Touch your head, I am the same as you (╥╥`). "
The first disciple of Immortal Cultivation: "So we can't learn from our own teachers?"
The First King's Ling: "Yes, the blogger said that the first step of cultivation cannot be completed by one person. I guess there are some rituals to be done in it. And we can't physically go to the world of cultivation, so we have to do the preliminary preparations ourselves. can not do this."
Group leader I want to become a disciple: "I estimate that the preliminary preparations for practice are related to the policy to revitalize traditional Chinese medicine that was issued a few days ago. It is better to be cautious in this regard."
Cheng Yi studies medicine: “It seems like I should make every effort to learn Chinese medicine (ω).”
Cultivation novice: "It would be great if the delusion of immortality is still there."
A sudden change of fortune: "Dah baa baa, don't mention it to the big guys who are going to have tea."
Everyone in the group skipped this topic and carried out the next analysis.
………
A certain base.
The old man on the bed in the villa opened his eyes and saw doctors and nurses surrounding him. He slowly sat up from the bed.
"Hey, why did you call so many people? Didn't I say just call a nurse? How can you trouble so many medical workers?"
After a while, a middle-aged man in work clothes was the first to admit his mistake.
"It's my fault. If you want to blame Mr. Lu, blame me. Can you let these medical staff check your body now?"
Mr. Lu rolled up his sleeves skillfully: "Check it, check it! If I don't let you check it, I will embarrass you."
"Mr. Lu, what are you talking about? We are making things difficult for you."
As he spoke, the medical workers stepped forward to surround Mr. Lu and began their busy work.
After working for a while, the doctors nodded.
"Mr. Lu, your physical condition is very good. Just eat again later."
Mr. Lu smiled kindly and said, "I still bother you. It's broad daylight and it will only delay your work."
A little nurse interjected delicately.
"Looking at what you always said, we also have to calculate our wages when we come out."
Everyone in the room laughed.
While waiting for the medical staff to go downstairs and follow the ambulance away, Mr. Lu also sat at the dining table and finished his meal.
"Li Jianqing, later help me write a report on my matter and send it to the superiors, saying that I want to apply for pulse opening and spiritual healing again."
The middle-aged man was a little embarrassed.
"Mr. Lu, it has been clearly stated above that no one over forty can participate in this kind of experiment. Besides, it's not like you haven't seen that there are many people who have failed to open their pulses and activate their spirits. Now only infants and young children are the best candidates to start. The pulse rises."
Made it up
(End of chapter)
