Yu Nie has always felt restless these past few days. This is a state of mind that she has never felt before. She just thinks about it and still has no clue. She has to return to this lonely sea. I thought that after leaving the wilderness, I could swim as much as I wanted, but I didn't know that this vast sea seemed to have no boundaries. There was nothing but sea. It was very boring. I don't know how long I would have to suffer.
With three poles of sunshine and a clear sky, Beiming Kun seemed to have enough dried fish to eat. At this time, he was dangling with his calves raised, enjoying the sunbathing contentedly. Yu Nie stared at Beiming Kun's round belly like a ball, and suddenly wondered if this guy might have been pregnant for many years.
As if aware of it, Bei Mingkun turned to look aside, and suddenly tightly hugged the dried fish in his arms tightly. He was deeply afraid of being poisoned by this person. Even though he looked human-like, he had more water in his stomach than he could hold. Still dark and bad.
"Brother Kun!"
Coming, Beiming Kun's heart twitched, something was not good, but he still pretended to be nonchalant and said calmly, "You can steal it, but I won't let you succeed."
Yu Nie walked over with his hands behind his back, a bright smile on his face, "What are you talking about? I am a handsome gentleman, with elegant manners. I can't steal anything. Besides, I am not interested in this musty and smelly shit like you."
Bei Mingkun had a dark face. It wasn't that he didn't want to educate this guy. It was just that this guy had too many tricks up his sleeve. He couldn't defeat him but had a hundred ways to disgust him. Bei Mingkun had to avoid his sharp edges.
"Look at the look on your face. Could it be that you really ate shit? That's not right. I really enjoyed seeing you looking so happy earlier." Yu Nie asked in confusion.
Beiming Kun clenched his fists tightly, and the fat boy suddenly stood up from the ground. His eyes were scarlet, and his whole body was engulfed in green flames. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly from time to time. Bei Mingkun said coldly, "If you dare to say a shit word again, grandpa, I will kill you."
Yu Nie was startled by the sudden appearance of this big fat boy, and quickly took a step back and said hastily, "If I say one shit word, you will kill me. What will you do if I say two shit words?" "
Bei Mingkun choked and paused slightly. This question was too sudden, and he seemed to have not thought about it yet. The next second, Beiming Kun was beating his chest, filled with regret, and felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, but he didn't need to bear it anymore. Bei Mingkun's fist turned into a sky curtain and hit Yu Nie, but before he could touch it, he could already see Yu Nie beginning to unbutton his pants with ease and familiarity. Under the general situation, he did not panic and was quite elegant.
Bei Mingkun's heart was overturned, and he stopped abruptly, with tears streaming down his face.
The sea breeze was rolling with the waves, and Yu Nie put his arms around Bei Mingkun's shoulders. The two of them were like long-lost brothers, sitting on the bow of the boat, leaning on each other.
"In terms of appearance, I am on par with Ling Jiuquan, and in terms of demeanor, I have Brother Kun accompanying me. This kind of happiness is rare and rare in the world."
Bei Mingkun's eyes were confused, and he muttered melancholy, "It's rare in the world, it's rare in the world."
"Hahahaha, it's true that heroes have the same views. Brother Kun and I not only have no quarrel with each other, but we even coexist with each other."
Bei Mingkun shuddered and said with shame and humility, "Brother Yu is so majestic. I definitely don't dare to climb higher. If I can learn a little bit of my magnanimity, I'll be satisfied."
The two of them talked without hesitation and were very happy. Yu Nie picked up a jar of wine and handed it to Beiming Kun and said, "Take one?"
"I'm not afraid of my brother's jokes. I'm okay with drinking water, but I'm really bad at drinking."
"It doesn't matter, it's better than that kid Mo Guyuan. It's not that he doesn't drink, but he doesn't know how to drink. It's strange. I haven't seen that kid in the past few days. Could it be that Yu Qingrong ran away?"
"How can that young boy compare to us? Let's have a good drink and ignore him." Beiming Kun's momentum gradually became more prominent. He took over the wine jar with great enthusiasm.
The two of them interacted with each other and drank freely.
"Brother Kun has great insights. I have just learned about Brother Kun's temperament today. I have offended him a lot in the past. I hope you can forgive me. Mo Guyuan doesn't even know how to drink, but he still wants to chase girls. No doubt he is just dreaming." Yu Nie said. He touched the jar, his tone was calm, but more of a look of regret.
"Huh, just him? If you still want to chase a girl, unless the girl's brain is filled with water every day, she will lose sight of her. That lump of wood is so stubborn and frightened, whoever gets it will be unlucky."
"That's the point, come on, come on, you're talking nonsense."
"Big? Who are you...who are you looking down on? Just...just finish it." Beiming Kun began to hesitate, his eyes blurred, he swayed the empty wine jar, hugged Yu Nie and shouted loudly to continue drinking.
Yu Nie's previous state of mind disappeared at this moment. He usually drank a thousand glasses of wine, but today he met his match. Yu Nie curiously took a look at Beiming Kun's belly. It was really hard to imagine how much this guy could hold in his belly.
"Brother Kun, how big is your belly?"
Bei Mingkun blushed and panted, pushing Yu Nie away and almost sending this guy away. I saw Beiming Kun clapped his hands on his belly and fanned it hard. His belly was rolling and raging, and he laughed and said, "It can hold the sun and the moon in the river, it can accommodate the world, and it can even... hiccup..." Before he could finish speaking, a stream of alcoholic breath gushed out.
Yu Nie pinched her nose and frowned and asked curiously, "What's more?"
Bei Mingkun calmed down, and his bloated and fat body pulled Yu Nie over and put his head under his arm and said happily, "You can even swallow all the fine wine in my brother's body. Bring me the wine!"
Yu Nie slapped Beiming Kun hard, her neck was red, and she kept coughing, but in her heart she screamed that the boat had capsized in the gutter. She didn't expect that Beiming Kun's wine was so bad. After drinking too much, he was even more arrogant than the King of Heaven. What the hell is he? I'm really drunk but still pretending to be confused. Could it be that you want to take the opportunity to strangle me?
However, the sentence "You can even swallow all the fine wine in my body" made Yu Nie shudder for a moment. It sounded particularly awkward, and she felt that something was wrong.
While Po Jun was speeding across the sea, the two of them drank wine and chatted happily, talking about ancient and modern times, China and foreign countries, up to the Mountains, Seas, Four Classics, the sky and the universe. In the end, almost the two of them were left as the only heroes in the world. At the end, Yu Nie sighed, "Singing to wine, what a life! It's just like the morning dew, there will be so much suffering in the past."
Beiming Kun was speechless, and he originally wanted to follow Yu Nie to write a few sentences, but his foundation was limited. He had already consumed a lot of words in his previous high-pitched remarks, and now after thinking about it, it is still difficult to agree with Brother Yu's mood.
Beiming Kun was so anxious that he had an urge to urinate for no reason. Seeing that Yu Nie was extraordinary and usually behaved like a general, now that he was lucky enough to practice with him, how could he lose the face of Brother Yu? Suddenly he jumped up and started to unbutton his trousers. When Yu Nie saw this, he suddenly remembered the sentence of swallowing up all the alcohol in his brother's body, and shouted in panic, "Brother Kun, what are you doing!"
"You drank too much. Let's take a nap. Brother Yu?" Beiming Kun asked, turning his head.
"This?? Right here?" Yu Nie was confused.
"Of course." Beiming Kun said as if it was natural and natural.
The corner of Yu Nie's mouth twitched and she smiled. She suddenly felt that it would be difficult to take advantage of this fat man in the future. Looking at his trend now, it was obvious that he was learning to show off his shamelessness. What a negligence. So careless.
The two hit it off immediately and stood on the railing of the boat. At this moment, the wind was picking up, the waves were rough, and there were wind and clouds sweeping over the horizon. The two of them stared at each other, like those generous people who rushed to the scene, nodded deeply, and then both took off their pants and sprayed the sky and the earth!
"Brother Yu, you are not strong enough."
"Fuck you, uncle, I haven't exerted my strength yet."
"This! The force of the wind is still three feet away. I am so powerful."
"Oops, the wind is in the wrong direction, brother Kun, be careful!"
"Me??? Are you fucking fucking me? Are you going to piss and pee on me??"
The two of them had no inhibitions, and they followed the waves one after another. Their heroic spirit in the world could only be expressed vividly here.
The clouds are billowing, blocking out the light and the sun, and the clouds and smoke are vast, as if they have been broken up and scattered. The waves on the sea are blown by, but they are clear and intact. The sky was clear during the day, and suddenly a shooting star swept across the sky, heading towards Pojun.
Beiming Kun and Yu Nie were in great fanfare, riding the waves and enjoying the wind. They didn't realize that there were several people standing on the deck behind them, and they continued to do whatever they wanted.
There were three people standing in the back, each other's eyes were full of trouble, and even more frightened and overwhelmed.
"Ahem" Finally, one person could no longer bear the current situation and had to pretend to cough twice to hide his embarrassment.
The two people in front were startled and did not move. They just looked back and looked behind. The three men and two women stared at each other for a moment, forgetting where they were. The two of them were as if they were petrified, stiff and numb.
Bei Mingkun, who had calmed down for a long time, had already restrained himself, but suddenly he screamed, pointed at Yu Nie and shouted, "Brother, put it away quickly, your pants are on, your pants are on!"
Yu Nie maintained the previous posture as if someone had cast him into a body. Although the three people behind him had not seen him, they also knew what the previous two people were doing here. Seeing that the man in white was behaving in such a dissolute and ungrateful way, the only man among the three was about to teach the ungrateful bastard in front of him, but was stopped by a woman in green clothes, signaling not to act rashly.
"I'm sorry to disturb you two gentlemen." A woman in the middle, wearing a goose-yellow dress, turned her head and lowered her head and said softly, with a faint blush on her ears and cheeks.
Bei Mingkun felt a blush when he heard this. This girl spoke softly and her wording was not inappropriate. Why did it sound so harsh? He turned his nose to the sky and shouted, "Who are you, and why did you break into my treasure ship?"
"We are the disciples of Changliu. Now we have submitted ourselves to your broken ship, but I look up to you. You fat man, don't be shameless." At this moment, the man said condescendingly and sarcastically.
Beside them, the two women frowned. Now that they were overseas, they would act recklessly without knowing the depth of each other, which would inevitably lead to trouble. Sure enough, the big fat boy's face turned cold when he heard that. He stamped his foot on the board of the ship. In an instant, the waves rose into the sky and the ship shook violently. "You bastard, I don't care whether you stay here long or short, I will tell you to keep your life today." ."
It doesn't matter if you are called fat by Yu Nie or Taotie Yu Qinggong. If others call you fat, you deserve it.
Bei Mingkun made a claw-like hand with one hand, suddenly enlarged it in mid-air and grabbed the man fiercely. The two people on the side looked anxiously. Just from the strange aura caused by this man's hand at the moment, he knew the depth of the other person's cultivation, even if the three of them were Joining forces is no match for him.
"Senior Sister Qingrong, what should I do?" the woman in goose-yellow clothes asked nervously.
The woman called Qingrong looked at the frightened man in annoyance. The man's name was Yanshan, and he was a disciple of the head of Changliu Mountain who had entered and closed the house. I really don’t know why his master asked him to go out to train with him. He got into so many troubles along the way. In the past, he could rely on his master’s reputation or his own cultivation to stabilize the situation. But now he is in this deserted place like Canghai. , and there is an old beast who has been practicing for thousands of years, so the situation is not something he can have the final say. Looking at the fat man's fierce methods, it seems that he doesn't take these people seriously at all.
Although Qingrong was dissatisfied, he could not let Yanshan fend for himself. He endured the pain and finally threw a golden bell from his sleeve and flew towards Yanshan. The moment the bell touches the body, it instantly turns into a majestic golden bell, firmly covering Yanshan.
"You are so clever, watch me smash this piece of shit like yours." Bei Mingkun roared loudly, punching him several times in a row, causing cracks on the surface of the golden clock.
"The Golden Bell can't hold on for long, let's leave quickly!" Qingrong shouted.
Taking advantage of Beiming Kun's wave, he quickly withdrew the golden bell. Yanshan was trembling in fear. He came to his senses under Qingrong's shout, and fled towards the distance as if he was deeply afraid of losing his life.
"You!" The two women looked furious. In order to delay time, the two of them tried their best to fight for a chance of survival for him. Fortunately, this guy can run faster than a rabbit.
The two laughed angrily, and walked away towards the sky. They clasped their fists and put their hands behind their backs and said to Bei Mingkun, "Because I have traveled a long way here, I have trespassed without my senior's permission. If I have disturbed you, I hope you will forgive me. I will leave as soon as possible without disturbing my senior." Qingxiu.”
"Come and leave when you want? Then you have to ask me if I agree. Since that kid ran away, then you can stay and serve me as dinner." Beiming Kun may have been suppressed for too long, and he is pretending to be ferocious at this moment. And up.
Both Qingrong and the woman in goose-yellow clothes were extremely frightened. This man's aura was overwhelming, and his aura of a ferocious beast was clearly revealed. Could it be that he was a great demon who had been cultivating under the sea for thousands of years?
The two of them sacrificed their magic weapons, and the light shone brightly. However, before they could make any move, they could only feel that the sky was dark and nothing could be seen in front of them. There was actually a large object that covered the clouds and covered the moon, falling from the sky and pressing down on the two of them.
"Senior Sister Qingrong, please leave quickly and leave me alone!" The woman in goose-yellow clothes pushed Qingrong away and said with tears in her eyes.
The green-faced woman looked panicked and shouted "Luokui!"
Beiming Kun's big tail fell down, and suddenly there was a flash of white light. Beiming Kun stayed in place, as if something was wrong just now. After scratching his head for a while, he suddenly came back to his senses and looked at the bow of the ship, only to see that there was no one there and no sign of Yu Nie.
"Did Brother Yu jump into the sea and commit suicide because he couldn't get over what happened before?" Bei Mingkun was confused.
