What is program effect?
This is called program effect!
Ning Yan almost burst into tears laughing.
Don't tell me, this kid Li Kunwu really has the potential to be a fun person.
Fortunately it's not a live broadcast.
Otherwise, Ning Yan felt that if it came out like this, the barrage area would definitely explode.
Then various screen recordings poured into Douyin to record the beautiful life.
He finally believed it. It turned out that this kind of video really had no script.
"This is an accident!"
"It's been too long since I've played, Handsheng."
Li Kunwu's face turned dark green, he came back to his senses, tried to regain his respect, and explained to Ning Yan.
Shameful.
He had never been so humiliated.
Especially this time in front of Ning Yan, and he had boasted so much before coming.
"Go on."
"Please start your show again."
Ning Yan raised his hand and smiled.
It doesn't matter to him whether he succeeds or not.
Anyway, he saw the fun and it was a worthwhile trip.
Li Kunwu looked around, looking for new targets.
Until I saw a beautiful girl with dyed hair, about 176cm tall, and her lower body was all legs, my eyes immediately lit up.
"It's just the pink-haired, long-legged lady."
His tone was extremely firm, vowing to avenge his shame in front of Ning Yan.
The words fell.
Still doing the same thing.
Li Kunwu walked to the path that the pink-haired and long-legged lady must pass, and started the process with his back turned.
The student ID card fell off.
"Eh."
The pink-haired and long-legged lady lowered her head, glanced at the student ID card on the ground, and shouted.
It seems that everything is going according to the script...
Li Kunwu turned around at the right time, gave a killing look, and said in a low voice: "This is my student ID card..."
But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the pink-haired and long-legged lady:
"I know it's your student ID card, or you caught it on purpose."
"You are the ninth uncle on this road who has played this trick."
"Uncle, now that you are old, why don't you come out to harm little girls?"
As she spoke, she bit her lollipop and bent down to pick up the "fishing" student ID card on the ground.
He opened it, flipped through it, and stuffed his student ID card into Li Kunwu's arms.
The pink-haired and long-legged lady walked up to Li Kunwu, smiled disdainfully, and then left without stopping.
The disdain in that smile was no less than a face-to-face mockery.
The silence speaks.
Li Kunwu: "..."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The pink-haired and long-legged lady was still a little restrained in her words, but Ning Yan on the side didn't have so many worries anymore, and laughed and said: "Uncle?"
"Kunwu, do you look so old?"
As he said that, after looking at Li Kunwu for a while, he nodded, smacked his lips and said, "Well, there is a bit of Uncle Zi in him."
Ning Yan really couldn't say whether Li Kunwu looked like an uncle.
However, it was true that I wanted to mock him.
After all, isn’t it just for the sake of losing your hair?
It would be a shame not to add insult to injury.
"Brother Yan, you have to be punished for killing, right?" Li Kunwu was dumbfounded, scratched his hair, and asked in disbelief.
Li Kunwu never dreamed that Ning Yan's 36-8 mouth could actually say such cold words.
pain!
It hurts so much!
He is obviously younger than Brother Yan.
"Keep going, keep up your efforts." Ning Yan smiled playfully, pursed his lips, and said, "Try to do more than three things."
Anyway, he was not the one who lost. Ning Yan was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
Li Kunwu gritted his teeth and vowed to regain his face and find his target again.
...
Ning Yan almost went numb from laughing, yawned, and said, "Are these already fifteen?"
After a pause, he said: "If it doesn't work, why don't you try Bo Gang over there?"
"Maybe the success rate is higher."
As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed at the little girl in the distance.
Hmm...a little girl who is 150cm tall and weighs 150kg.
This time, Ning Yan really had no intention of canceling Li Kunwu, but sincerely gave him advice.
It was indeed the first time that he saw someone hit the wall again and again.
Anyway, if it were Li Kunwu, he would drive in a Ferrari SF90 without hesitation after being frustrated by the first IK cute lolita.
Tong once said that every girl is a good girl and they won’t mind what color Ferrari you drive.
After all, as long as you are driving a Ferrari, your pants or skirt will all fly off.
You can even put on your own raincoat and help yourself in.
Why bother hitting the wall again and again here?
"No more playing!"
"I'd better treat you to a late night snack."
Li Kunwu sighed, finally realizing the reality, and said helplessly.
The hair that was originally carefully taken care of has long been scattered.
He is really hopeless now.
"If you add a red nose, you still have the talent to be an iOker." Ning Yan walked up to Li Kunwu, patted his shoulder, and said with a smile, "I came to see you tonight, and I found the right one."
In fact, Ning Yan was speaking implicitly.
It’s not that he has talent, but he has already played iOker to the fullest.
Li Kunwu: "..."
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Along the Qinhuai River.
A barbecue stall.
Maybe it's because it's getting late.
Or maybe it's because the location is too remote.
There are not many customers in this store.
"Two handsome guys, your food is ready."
Du Yunchu and Du Yunnuo put the plates on the table, smiled and nodded at the dejected Li Kunwu, and then turned and left.
"This is....."
Li Kunwu looked at the backs of the two girls, his eyes almost straightened, and he said in surprise: "Twin sisters?!"
In an instant, the disappointed emotion dissipated from his eyes.
Instead there was excitement.
When I was ordering food just now, I was just complaining to Ning Yan.
But he ignored this beautiful pair of sisters and almost missed it.
Li Kunwu's emotions were clearly seen by Ning Yan. He smiled lightly, nudged him with his elbow, and said with a smile: "Would you like to try again?"
It’s no wonder that this kid’s eyes were straight.
These two girls, even if they were simply dressed and not wearing makeup, were still first-class beauties.
Even the twin sisters looked exactly the same, which deeply tempted Li Kunwu.
"It's not impossible..." Li Kunwu nodded, approved Ning Yan's suggestion, and said, "It just so happens that there is one for each of us."
After a pause, he exhaled a breath and continued to ask: "Brother Yan, do you want an elder sister or a younger sister?"
This question is extremely logical.
Because, back then, they had many partners doing this kind of thing in the capital...
"I don't want it, it's all yours." Ning Yan waved her hand and refused.
If it were before, he would definitely choose his sister without hesitation.
After all, my sister is much more mature.
It's just that now that he is married, he is still teasing the rich woman Mu Da, but he still needs to pay attention to what he should pay attention to.
"Isn't this bad...?" Li Kunwu rubbed his hands and said.
Although he said something bad, he was happy in his heart.
Because the happiness of this kind of twin sisters will be greatly reduced when taken apart.
"You can hug each other and fly together!" Ning Yan picked up a skewer of beef, took a bite, and said seductively.
Li Kunwu nodded, rubbed his chin, and said, "Let me think about how to approach you and strike up a conversation..."
If he just hooks up with one person, he has ten thousand ways to succeed.
But now it's much more difficult to strike up a conversation with two people at the same time.
Need to think about it carefully.
But at this moment, a rough man's voice came from another table in the store not far away.
"Little beauty, come here, come here!"
"Have a drink with my brother!"
I saw a strong man pulling Du Yunuo, who was serving the food, and grabbed her shoulders.
At the same time, the other hand held a glass of beer and brought it directly to her mouth.
"No, let me go!"
"I'm just a waiter, not a bartender."
The frightened Du Yunuo kept struggling and shouted.
During the tug, the yellowed beer spilled all over Du Yunuo.
But how could a petite girl be a match for a nearly 200-pound man?
No matter how much he resisted, it became the struggle of a drowning man, which was of no avail.
"That's not important. As long as you keep my brothers company, I will definitely not treat you badly." Xu Yanlin took advantage of his drunkenness to restrain Du Yunuo and laughed, "My brother has plenty of money..."
As he spoke, Xu Yanlin touched his pocket, took out a handful of hundred-yuan bills, stuffed it into the gully, and continued: "Come and drink this cup!"
Du Yunuo was shocked and frightened, trembling all over: "No..."
Like a frightened bird, tears swirled in his red eyes and were about to flow down.
He seemed extremely scared.
"Let my sister go!"
At this moment, sister Du Yunchu arrived and took Xu Yanlin's hand, trying to save Du Yunnuo from the clutches of the devil.
But unfortunately, the power gap between the two is extremely different, and they can't shake it in the slightest.
But Xu Yanlin's companion Sun Hongpu's eyes shone at this time and he smiled greedily: "Hey, are they still twins?"
"That's great, one for each of us brothers!"
This is a complete surprise!
The words fell.
Sun Hongpu hugged Du Yunchu and patted her buttocks.
"you...."
"Let me go!"
"If you don't let go, I'm going to call the police!"
Du Yunchu, who was suddenly attacked, was panicked and angry, and shouted sharply.
With that said, he started trying to take out his cell phone to intimidate these two drunkards and perverts.
"Repay!"
"Do you think you have this chance?"
Sun Hongpu slapped Du Yunchu's cell phone away and smiled playfully.
Call the police?
You have to give them a chance!
"Help.....",
"Help!"
The two sisters screamed in desperation.
Xu Yanlin pinched Du Yunuo's face, rubbed her smooth and tender skin, and said, "Stop shouting, it's useless even to break your throat."
"Who dares to interfere in my business in this place?"
"Look at your boss, he's hiding over there and doesn't even dare to look here!"
As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed towards the counter.
The owner of the barbecue restaurant is just as Xu Yanlin said.
He buried his head like an ostrich and turned a deaf ear to what was happening outside.
After all, he knew that these two were the local gangsters here, and he couldn't afford to offend them.
Du Yunchu patted Sun Hongpu's hand and looked around. Suddenly he saw Ning Yan and Ning Yan. As if he had grasped the hope of life, he asked for help: "Two big brothers, save us!"
But before the two of them could speak, they heard Sun Hongpu's ridicule.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Little sister, you don't think those two young cowards are so brave, do you?"
It’s not that I look down on the two of them.
It was obvious that he didn't take the two of them seriously.
Ning Yan kicked Li Kunwu with his foot and said with a smile: "Tsk, don't think about it. This drama of a hero saving a beauty has already been delivered to your door, right?"
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