This seems to be a joke, but it is actually a test.
Cheng Shiyuan's purpose is simple and direct.
She just wanted Ning Yan to reveal his true nature.
Let Mu Yunshu, who was confused by the rhetoric, see clearly the true face of this "vase".
Apart from being good-looking, he is absolutely useless.
Mu Yunshu also looked at Ning Yan, wanting to see how he would respond to Cheng Shiyuan's question.
Faced with the sarcasm in and out of the conversation, Ning Yan was not angry, nor did he have any mood swings. He just smiled indifferently and said, "I wonder if Ms. Cheng knows some common sense?"
"What?" Cheng Shiyuan asked doubtfully.
Cheng Shiyuan didn't expect that Ning Banyan, who was so calm, would answer her like this.
Not only was there no direct answer, but another question was raised.
Or is it common sense?
"Small branches cannot bear fruit, so there is no need to force it."
"If you force it on, it will destroy the beauty and be unnatural."
Ning Yan crossed his hands, looked at Cheng Shiyuan, and smiled playfully.
This statement is very subtle, but also very direct.
Although he didn't mention anyone by name, it was obvious who he was talking about.
As the saying goes, treat others in their own way.
The key is that this answer is wonderful. It not only answers Cheng Shiyuan's question, but also attacks her personally.
"you...."
Cheng Shiyuan glared at Ning Yan.
How could she not understand that this bastard was clearly mocking her?
But what made Cheng Shiyuan most incompetent and furious was that this guy happened to tell the truth.
In order to see brother Tingfang today, she not only put up five layers of mattresses, but also forced her way out of the ditch.
"Pfft."
After listening to Ning Yan's answer and seeing Cheng Shiyuan's reaction, Mu Yunshu, who was watching the battle, couldn't help but cover his mouth and burst into laughter.
Mu Yunshu originally thought that if Ning Yan couldn't resist, she would come to the rescue.
But now it seems that there is no need at all.
Her husband's counterattack was more fierce than she thought.
"Shu Shu, are you still laughing?"
Cheng Shiyuan listened to the familiar laughter and turned to look at Mu Yunshu.
Disbelief written all over his face.
She didn't expect that she would fail to win, and she didn't expect that even Mu Yunshu would laugh at her.
"No, why am I laughing?" Mu Yunshu resisted his laughter and said quibbled.
After all, she is her best friend, so she still has to save some face.
"Ning Yan, you made the first move, don't blame me for being ruthless." Cheng Shiyuan took a deep breath, narrowed his eyes slightly, and thought to himself.
Cheng Shiyuan was angry and annoyed, full of anger.
If you can't target Mu Yunshu, you can only spread the fire on Ning Yan.
After Cheng Shiyuan adjusted his mood, he forced a smile on his face and sneered: "Since we are all sitting here, let me, my mother-in-law, get straight to the point."
"I speak outright, so don't be offended."
Hit the snake seven inches.
Cheng Shiyuan no longer wanted to talk nonsense with Ning Yan, she was going to use the ultimate move in the strategy.
Look at how this bastard can handle it.
"It doesn't matter, like Shu Shu, I have a broad mind and never hold grudges." Ning Yan glanced at Mu Yunshu and smiled.
A pun.
He has a broad heart, and Mu Yunshu has a broad chest.
However, Ning Yan didn't say anything to deceive Cheng Shiyuan.
Indeed, he never cared about this.
Because when there is a grudge, it is avenged on the spot, and there is never an overnight grudge.
When Mu Yunshu heard this, how could he not understand what Ning Yan meant and Cheng Shiyuan's intention, and quickly made a look.
The implication is, be restrained and just say don't take her with you.
Ning Yan shrugged.
"Okay, okay, very good." Cheng Shiyuan clenched his fists, suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked through gritted teeth, "Do you have a room?"
Since Ning Yan doesn't know whether to live or die, he will go straight to the death of his mother-in-law.
Cheng Shiyuan wanted to see how Ning Yan, a three-no product, would answer.
"No."
Ning Yan blurted out without any hesitation, with a smile on his face.
After saying that, Ning Yan raised her finger and pointed at Mu Yunshu, and added: "Shu Shu is there!"
Cheng Shiyuan was dumbfounded. Is this man shameless?
He didn't say it so confidently, and even said Mu Yunshu You? !
This is a carbon-based organism. What answer can you give?
Suppressing his anger, Cheng Shiyuan continued to ask: "Do you have a car?"
"nor."
"But Shu Shu has it!"
Ning Yan gave the same answer again.
Not only was he not ashamed, but he was also somewhat complacent.
"You... are so confident!" Cheng Shiyuan gritted his teeth and said, "Then do you have any savings?"
"Yes." Ning Yan smiled.
"No... Well, you actually have it?" Cheng Shiyuan said in surprise.
Disbelief was written all over her face.
He has no house or car, so why does he have savings?
Cheng Shiyuan was already ready to mock him.
As a result, Ning Yan was the one who held it back.
"Shu Shu gave it to me!" Ning Yan pointed at Mu Yunshu again and said with a smile.
Cheng Shiyuan laughed angrily, unable to hold on any longer, and asked: "Everything is comfortable, you are a big man with hands and feet, do you plan to eat soft food and force yourself to do so?"
She, Cheng Shiyuan, had seen shameless men before, but this was the first time she had seen a man so shameless.
There are actually people who can talk about eating soft food so confidently.
Looking at Cheng Shiyuan who had broken his guard, Ning Yan blinked and asked calmly: "Isn't it possible?"
"Do you really think so?" Cheng Shiyuan said in shock.
She couldn't understand it, not at all.
Why are there such shameless people in this world?
Don't you have any dignity?
"If I can save sixty years of hard work, why don't I eat?" Ning Yan said with a smile, "After all, I have always had a bad stomach, and I can't eat anything too hard."
As he said that, Ning Yan patted his belly in a decent manner.
It indicated that he really had a bad stomach.
"Pfft." Mu Yunshu was once again amused by Ning Yan's words and actions.
Mu Yunshu initially thought that Ning Yan's temper would lead to a quarrel with Cheng Shiyuan.
But she didn't expect that her husband would respond like this and make Miss Cheng so angry that she almost twisted.
"you...."
"you....."
"Don't you have a bottom line as a man?"
Cheng Shiyuan asked.
In Cheng Shiyuan's impression, men are the most face-loving creatures.
Even if it really doesn't work, they will still hold on for the sake of face.
As a result, the bastard in front of me not only didn't care about face, he didn't even have the bottom line he deserved.
And he spoke so confidently and plausibly.
As if eating a woman's soft rice is very honorable?
"Unfortunately, my bottom line is more flexible." Ning Yan said, "In the past, the Han generals could be humiliated from the crotch. Why am I, Ning Yan, being criticized for eating soft food today?"
As a man, you have to be flexible when it comes to your bottom line.
As for that so-called face, how much is it worth?
Something that can't be exchanged for anything will lead to death.
Moreover, Ning Yan's purpose was also very clear. He was just rushing to make the woman who made things difficult for him angry with her breast nodules.
"Are you still competing with Han Xin?"
"People have great achievements, what do you have?"
Cheng Shiyuan stuffed the five-layered mat into an up and down position and asked.
"I have Shu Shu!"
"She has a beautiful heart, long legs and long breasts..."
Just as Ning Yan continued to make more cuts and before he could say the big words, Mu Yunshu kicked him on the leg under the table. He felt a burst of pain and asked, "Hey~ why are you kicking me?"
"Don't talk nonsense." Mu Yunshu mouthed and said silently.
At the same time, he also gave Ning Yan a look:
Stop irritating Shi Yuan, she's almost going crazy.
Before Ning Yan came, Cheng Shiyuan did not expect, nor did Mu Yunshu, that the person who was so angry that his defense was broken was not Ning Yan who was being made difficult, but Cheng Shiyuan who was making things difficult.
It’s so unpredictable!
"It was an eye-opener for me today."
"You are really different!"
Cheng Shiyuan looked gloomy and gritted his teeth.
Listening to the overt praise and covert derogation, Ning Yan smiled and said, "I don't dare, it's because Shu Shu has good taste."
Who is afraid of being ridiculed?
It's just the tip of the needle against the wheat awn.
Hearing Ning Yan mention the word "Shu Shu", Cheng Shiyuan suddenly had an idea and thought of a plan. He smiled evilly and said: "Then do you think I am better-looking or Shu Shu is better-looking?"
Ning Yan was silent for a moment after hearing this.
It's not that this "proposition" is difficult to answer, but he doesn't understand why this woman is so angry that she would ask such a stupid question?
Are you trying to get your face closer to her and let her hit you?
I can't figure it out at all.
However, Ning Yan couldn't figure it out, so he didn't bother to think about it, and immediately smiled and said: "Which serious person would like to deal with A?"
"That makes you look like an iOker."
As he spoke, Ning Yan pinched his nose.
As for who the iOker is, you will know by looking at Cheng Shiyuan's reaction.
"you...."
"you...."
"You are really a strange flower in the soft rice world!"
Cheng Shiyuan was so angry that he was out of breath.
But what makes her even more angry is how could she be stupid enough to ask this question about Shabi.
"It's overrated. I still need to improve." Ning Yan said.
Cheng Shiyuan clenched his fists and said with a smile, "You are the thickest-skinned man I have ever seen, bar none!"
If there was a prize for the thickest skin, Cheng Shiyuan would definitely give it to the bastard Ning Yan without exception.
She was really pissed off!
Cheng Shiyuan didn't think about a question. She was obviously the one who came to make things difficult for this stinky man. Why was she the one who was so angry?
"It's an honor." Ning Yan smiled lightly and replied, "The beautiful and ordinary Ms. Cheng Shiyuan."
In fact, this was because Mu Yunshu was by his side, and Ning Yan restrained himself, which was very subtle.
Whenever Mu Yunshu is not around, Ning Yan's reply will be:
The front is not convex and the back is not warped.
He still has a bad temper.
The little A-cup is ridiculous.
Being close to someone's face is one of Ning Yan's hobbies.
Who wouldn't love kicking a lame man's good leg and rubbing salt into his wounds?
Looking at this expression of hatred that makes one's teeth itch and yet one can't get rid of him, Ning Mou likes it the most.
After all, who told Ms. Cheng Shiyuan to ask for it?
