"Ahhhhh."
With a scream, Luo Jun rolled his eyes and was about to fall down. Gu Yi'an, with quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed Luo Jun Destiny by the back of his neck like a chicken and put him against the wall.
Looking at the kid in front of him who had turned from crying to sobbing softly, Gu Yian raised his eyebrows.
She had seen him since she first entered the house, but he didn't mean anything malicious. In addition, he was an aborigine here, so as long as they didn't disturb each other, Gu Yian didn't mind.
Wearing a school uniform and a red scarf, the little boy, who looked about five or six years old, had half of his head flattened, one eyeball protruding, and the other one fell out with the little boy's movements.
As if he was afraid of Gu Yian, Gu Yian moved his steps slightly, and the kid kept backing up until he pressed his body tightly against the corner.
It seems that he has forgotten that he is a ghost, but he can actually walk through walls.
Gu Yian: "...Do I look so scary?"
He tried to soften his voice and put away his aura.
He said to this little kid who didn’t look very smart: “Little friend, do you know that you scared this uncle?”
The kid glanced at Luo Jun on the ground and said timidly:
"Xiaobao didn't mean it. Xiaobao wanted to play with his sister just now. But the light that suddenly lit up on his sister was so hot that it even hit people. Xiaobao was knocked away with a whoosh, and he hit this fat man. It’s on my uncle.”
At this point, the kid even pursed his lips in embarrassment.
Gu Yian looked at the power of chaos that had transformed into a dragon again, glanced disdainfully in the direction of the kid, turned around and disappeared into Gu Yian's body.
Gu Yian knew that the light that Xiaobao said was very hot and could hit people was the power of chaos in him.
This is a bonus that I accidentally obtained after experiencing countless small worlds, and it is bound to my soul.
Normally hidden in the body, he can take the initiative to withdraw and release it, and when he is threatened, he will also take the initiative to protect the master as if he has wisdom.
As for judging the degree of threat, even if it is as small as being about to cut your finger with a blade, overall it is very protective.
I discussed the origin of the power of chaos with the system. The system even spent energy to contact the main system, but in the end I did not get a definite reply. It seemed that the main system was a little secretive.
But after countless hours of hard work, Gu Yian, Xiao Chaos and the system have become an inseparable whole, and trust and support can be delivered to each other.
This was the first time Gu Yian saw Little Chaos appearing after refining tree marrow. In the past, Little Chaos was like a sharp sword, invincible. But now it seems to have a sense of simplicity and grandeur. If you were not its owner, you would probably admire it.
As for the kid who wanted to play with her, she didn't think it was because she was naturally attracted to children and could make them try to approach cautiously under the power of Little Chaos. This was probably due to the life force of the tree marrow. of bonus.
Speaking of which, since the power of chaos merged with the life power of the tree marrow, Gu Yian was not only immune to all evil, but even the usual mosquito bites were gone. Drawing talisman formations and fortune-telling seems to be like opening the Ren and Du channels and opening the eyes of the sky, and it is growing rapidly. The kid realized that Gu Yian's attention was not on him for the moment, so he quickly stretched out his tentative little feet.
While raising his eyes, he peeked at the young lady in front of him who smelled sweet and made him feel very comfortable.
While quickly bending down, he reached out and picked up the eyeballs that had fallen to the ground due to sobbing, and then pressed them back into the sockets.
Then I suddenly realized that the hot and striking light on the young lady's body seemed to be gone. Curiously, I took a small step forward, then another small step, and became happy.
If the power of Chaos knew what the kid was thinking, he would definitely sneer at him: My Uncle Chaos's appearance fee is very high, so the kid can just stay where he can to cool off. Hum╭(╯^╰)╮
It looked like he was wandering, but in reality, the kid's series of sneaky moves were all seen by Gu Yian.
Gu Yian suppressed the raised corners of his mouth.
Children who are not noisy are really interesting, but they are a bit annoying now.
The kid noticed that Gu Yian was laughing and started laughing too. The red and white brains in his flat head were swaying as if they were about to leak out.
Luo Jun, who had just regained some consciousness, saw the scene in front of him vaguely, rolled his eyes and wanted to faint again.
When Gu Yian saw this, he ran over and pinched his man.
The little ghost also made a motion of supporting the fat uncle's head.
Luo Jun came to his senses completely, but looking at the beaten-up kid so close to him, he showed a fawning smile with a few front teeth missing, and he wished he could faint again.
However, Gu Yian's nails digging into his philtrum seemed to be piercing through the flesh, and even his teeth were about to be dented.
After Xu Baoran and Xu Lian, one more person has mastered the skill of pinching people to wake them up.
Luo Jun felt that the whole area around his mouth hurt so much that it was no longer his own.
He said to Gu Yian in an unclear voice: "Okay, okay. Miss Gu, I'm awake. Please let go."
Gu Yian put down his hand with satisfaction.
I'm just so helpful. Don't be too moved. Please call me Comrade Lei Feng.
Luo Jun: I thank your whole family...
"I'm sorry, uncle, Xiaobao didn't bump into you on purpose. Can you forgive Xiaobao?"
As the kid spoke, he secretly looked at Gu Yian. After getting an encouraging look, he continued,
"Uncle, actually I have met you before, do you still remember? That time you came to Xiaobao's house as a guest, but you fell asleep on the sofa not long after you arrived."
When he found that Luo Jun was not looking at him, the kid changed his direction.
He put it in front of Luo Jun's eyes and continued: "At that time, Xiaobao didn't dare to make a sound because he was afraid of disturbing your sleep. But uncle, you were so sleepy that Xiaobao was so bored. After counting uncle's hair next to him, he didn't wake up yet. , just spoke."
Gu Yian looked at the kid and said that actually my uncle and I are already acquaintances. Last time he came to my house as a guest, and I even helped him count his hair~
Look at Luo Jun's eyes tightly closed, his eyelids trembling.
He kept chanting: 'Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. '
Trying to use the core values of socialism to tell yourself that you must believe in science, everything in front of you is false.
Gu Yian's eyes bounced back and forth on Luo Jun's already turned purple chin and the top of his sparse hair.
In the end, in the little ghost's sentence "I will count my uncle's hair", I gave up the few consciences. Narrowly asked the kid: "Then have you counted how many hairs there are on uncle's head?"
The kid opened his eyes wide and proudly raised five fingers and said, "I counted clearly. Uncle has a hundred hairs."
"Nonsense! This is slander! It's a personal attack! How can I only have 100 hairs? Can you count them?"
In order to defend the reputation of his hair, Luo Jun overcame his fear and instantly protested to the kid like a jumping boy.
But when he touched the kid's face, his heart trembled, and he couldn't help but move his eyes.
Xiaobao saw that his uncle who just ignored him was talking to him, and he hurriedly explained: "Xiaobao counted it many times, and his eyes dropped several times from exhaustion.
And Xiaobao can really count and has learned to count from 1 to 100. He is the fastest learning child in kindergarten. Teachers and parents all praise Xiaobao for his intelligence. "
Looking at the brat, Luo Jun regained his balance strangely. It turns out that he can only count to 100. Hum, forgive him. He is really a generous elder.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, Luo Jun is going crazy, which elder is this?
He couldn't help but look at Gu Yian, who had been suppressing a smile. I feel aggrieved like a child weighing more than 200 pounds.
"Miss Gu,"
"This...what is going on?"
This shouldn't be a special young actor, right?
How could I see a ghost?
There are really ghosts in the world! ? "
Gu Yian controlled his expression and said seriously:
"Agent Luo, as you can see, there are indeed ghosts in the world, and this is the one in front of you. If you still don't believe it, you can ask Xiaobao to show you how to dig out your eyes with his bare hands, or rotate his neck clockwise."
Look at the kid who is so excited and wants to perform a show, anytime, I can do it, I can do it.
Luo Jun twitched his lips stiffly, "Miss Gu, please stop joking..."
"Uncle, don't you like the two shows my sister mentioned? In fact, I can also perform eyeball throwing on the spot.
And more, I will fold myself up and put it in your hand."
Xiaogui actively added two new projects to the program list.
"Thank you, Xiaobao. I declined~" Luo Jun transformed into a boy with a fake smile.
Gu Yian, who was watching the excitement on the side, continued, "The reason why you can see the kid today——"
"Sister, my name is Xiaobao," the kid reminded softly.
"Okay. The reason why you can see Xiaobao Xiaogui today——"
Xiaobao:......
I have never seen such a naughty adult...
Gu Yian looked at Xiaobao's aggrieved little face and suppressed the crazily raised corners of his mouth.
Sure enough, teasing little kids is the most fun.
Hee hee(#^.^#)
"The reason why you can see Xiaobao today is because we have been in the same magnetic field as Xiaobao since we entered the door. And after Xiaobao bumped into you, a cause and effect occurred between you, and your yang energy was weakened. . It’s easier to see ghosts.”
"Did you give yourself some psychological hints before entering?"
Sometimes the more seriously you remind yourself of something, the result of the matter will develop in the opposite direction.
Therefore, the more I remind myself that I am not afraid, it is because I have already determined some kind of guess in my heart.
After listening to Gu Yi'an's series of popular science, Luo Jun seemed to have opened the door to a new world. Following Gu Yian in a daze, the two of them sat down on the sofa.
Gu Yian crossed his legs and Ge You collapsed on the single sofa.
Xiao Gui and Luo Jun were sitting on both ends of the couch.
The former was excited, looking secretly at his sister, and at the fat uncle next to him who was doubting his life.
The latter is as reserved and quiet as a new-age lady.
