As Gu Yi'an finished speaking, a switch seemed to be turned on, and Xu Baozhu couldn't help but continue to laugh non-stop.
"Xiao'an, is your friend okay? She won't laugh and slap you." Doudou's mother Li Su'e, who opened a rice noodle stall at the temple fair, was attracted by the sound of Xu Baozhu's crow and couldn't help but said worriedly.
"It's okay, Sister Su Su. Her smile is good for breast health. If she has nodules, if she really gets rid of them, I'll give her a shot in the vagina and keep her alive and kicking." Gu Yian said and actually took it out. A needle, "Wrong, this is a blood sugar needle."
After digging again and again, he took out an iron skewer for skewering mutton skewers. The two ends of the signature were polished extremely sharp:
"I found it, it will come in handy. So, there is no useless thing, there is only a lack of people who find its use. Even a discarded iron stick can be laid off and re-employed."
When Xu Baozhu saw the cold light on the tip of the iron stick, she couldn't help but shiver. Her laughter stopped, but she started to hiccup continuously.
The female owner of the food stall standing next to Gu Yian nodded in agreement, took out her accounting pen and notebook, and wrote down Gu Yian's words word for word like a proverb.
Noticing Xu Baozhu's gaze, Li Su'e looked at the familiar iron sign from her family and smiled: "Listening to your words is better than ten years of reading. Doudou is not here now. I can't let her study for ten years less. I will Damn, write it down for her first.”
Xu Baozhu: .....
Are Gu Yian and the people around her devils? Burp...burp...burp. Can't stop.
In the end, Gu Yian couldn't stand it anymore and gave her some relief.
Xu Baozhu calmed down: "That Su...Sister Su, can you lend me your notes to copy?"
Li Su'e readily agreed.
Gu Yian: What should I do if I feel a little ashamed? (*^▽^*)
Gu Yian's life has been quiet here, but he didn't know that the Internet had exploded.
The variety show "Friends Together" itself has a wide audience, and it became extremely popular after it was broadcast. Nowadays, the mysterious girlfriend of second-tier male singer Sun Yue has been exposed, and she is not a hot search on Weibo.
However, it was revealed offline that the siblings Xu Baozhu and Xu Baoran were worth a lot. Their father was the largest shareholder of Xu Enterprises, one of the top communications companies in the country.
Meteor Technology, a subsidiary of Xu Enterprises, is the sponsor of this variety show equipment, and the live broadcast black briquettes that have been following the guests are the latest products developed by Meteor Technology that are at least 5 years ahead of domestic technology.
Netizens uncovered the family history of Sun Yue and Xu Lian, and each one confirmed each other with what Xu Baozhu said on the show.
# Meteor Technology # # Sunyue Ruanfannan # #神stickGu Yian # #lovers eventually become brothers and sisters # #Friends come together # # Xu Baozhu Gu Yian # and other related topics were once on the hot search list.
Director Mo had temporarily turned off the live barrage function before, and would restart the barrage after engineers completed maintenance and expansion.
[I, Hu Hansan, am back again, and I can finally post barrages! 】
[God damn lovers eventually become brothers and sisters. Gu Yian has something in him. 】
[Let’s change the names of summer sodas to Soft Rice Man and White Lotus. 】
[Ooooooo, I envy Gu Yian that he can hold Xu Baozhu in his arms. Sister Baozhu, I am very well-behaved and obedient and don’t cause trouble. I can also support you by doing things for you. I’m much better than a soft-boiled guy. Can you please consider me and stop being so stuck on gender? 】
[Hahaha, one variety show with two styles of painting. Our two teams, Bai Bai and Sister Manman, are selling things seriously, chasing flying balloons all over the mountains and plains. Gu Yi'an and Xu Baozhu gradually became metaphysical, and their painting style went astray. 】
[Why don’t you say that Sun Yue and Xu Lian were scolded so much in the journey? It’s hard to find a place to sleep tonight. 】
[This variety show is a bit evil. Huang Miao and Cao Wanrou are still in the hospital. 】
【……】
After the common classmates and friends of Sun Yue and Xu Baozhu exposed the relevant inside story, there was a heated discussion on the topic of "the sense of propriety when getting along with the opposite sex" on the Internet. More and more people who felt the same as Xu Baozhu came forward to give their own opinions. Xu Lian and Sun Yue's reputation fell to the bottom for a while.
Upon seeing this, Sun Yue and Xu Lian's management company urgently issued an announcement on Weibo, announcing that the two had withdrawn from the variety show recording. Because the two violated public order and good customs, major fans began to withdraw from their followers, causing a major incident at the upcoming concert. Checks were refunded on a large scale, and the advertising endorsements they had received were removed from the shelves one after another, and they were sued for breach of contract.
Everyone knows that the career of the singer group Summer Soda is basically over. Fans and the market can bring you countless applause and money, and can also be the last handful of loess to bury you when you hit rock bottom.
The program team received a temporary notice that because the live broadcast of the variety show was too much discussed online and required a series of rectifications, the recording of this variety show was suspended.
Director Mo regretfully said goodbye to all the guests. The next recording will be announced in about 10 days.
Fortunately, although this trip was shortened by nearly one day compared to the originally planned three days of recording, the richness of the material was beyond imagination.
The corners of Director Mo's raised lips never dropped, because he felt pain and happiness caused by the various accidents of the guests.
*****
Gu Yian seemed to have found the fun of setting up a stall and the way to get rich, so he chose to stay and shared part of the stall with Li Su'e. Xu Baozhu also said that he would come over to help (to relax) when he had time.
"Xiao An, it's the fourth day of setting up the stall, and it's still not open?"
Li Su'e, who had just finished working for a while, looked at Gu Yian, who was drinking milk tea from a straw cup that was almost bigger than his face, and asked with concern.
Gu Yian chewed the pearl balls in his mouth, swallowed them, and then said slowly: "Not yet, Sister Su Su."
Li Su'e blushed. She thought her name was rustic at first, especially since she and her husband have been busy in the food stall business these years, and they have become older through the wind and rain.
I am not yet 30, but those young men in their mid-twenties and Sisters Li and Su'e call me ten years older every day.
Hearing about Sister Su Su from Xiao An always reminds me of the Bai Suzhen from the Qingcheng Mountain in the TV series. I feel that I am no longer the Li Su'e who deals with pots and pans every day, but has become the twenty-year-old girl Su Su. .
Seeing Li Su'e's face turn red, Gu Yian tilted his head in confusion.
If Gu Yian wanted to, he could see through everyone's appearance. Not only did he decide to share a house with Li Su'e, but he also confirmed that the other party was not a difficult person to deal with. He could also know based on her bones that even though she was as big as Doudou daughter, but is actually less than 30 years old.
Although I am now more than ten years younger than her, what else can I call her if I don't call her sister?
I don't understand where Sister Su Su blushes every time.
Li Su'e looked at the girl who tilted her head in confusion. She still had a little bit of baby fat that had not receded, but her nose was straight, her eyelashes were dark and thick, and her eyes were big. She didn't usually express much, but once she showed this kind of doubtful expression, it was particularly eye-catching. Protective.
"I really hope Doudou can be this good-looking when he grows up." He glanced at his husband who was still busy. He seemed to notice Li Su'e's gaze and smiled innocently. "Forget it, it depends on the genes of the parents, so don't embarrass the child."
Doudou, who was unaware, felt that the pressure on his shoulders was reduced.
Gu Yian, who heard Li Su'e muttering...
"Three hexagrams a day, ten paintings a day, thirteen talismans a day...Little girl, is this your stall?"
Gu Yian nodded helplessly. Although his eyes were half-open, he seemed to be sleepwalking.
Li Su'e saw that she had no reaction, thinking that after all, the stall rented by the joint venture had not only made a lot of money in the past few days, but also had twice the usual turnover, but Xiao An did not open a single order, which was placed in the entire temple fair. It’s also a shocking existence.
Seeing that the lunch box she usually brings has three layers, she never leaves her hand with milk and tea, and she is alone. How can she afford to support herself?
So she hurriedly stepped forward to help her greet the customers, but the snack business had always been very good, and until now she actually didn't know much more than the customers in front of her.
"Su'e!~Master is here"
"Here it comes!~"
Before Li Su'e could decide whether to shake Gu Yian awake completely to greet the guests, she was called away by her family.
Seeing that the guest hadn't left yet, Gu Yian pointed to the introduction on the white paper in front of him.
Perhaps the guest was tired from walking, so he sat down on the horse horse prepared by Gu Yian and read word for word: "'Three hexagrams a day' means, the maximum number of hexagrams per day is divination, the hexagram gold is 999, first come first served" have to.
'Ten Paintings a Day' means that the paintings sold at this stall are divided into three tiers. A maximum of ten paintings can be painted per day in the three tiers, on a first-come, first-served basis.
The first level is a simple abstract sketch, priced at 100 yuan a piece.
The second level is colored pencils for adding details, which cost 500 yuan a piece.
The third level is an oil painting for 5,000 yuan each, and an additional peace charm, which costs 2,000 yuan per piece.
"Thirteen Talismans a Day" means that a total of thirteen basic talismans and seals such as peace talismans are available for sale every day, each priced at 2,000. Children are welcome, first come first served.
The final right of interpretation belongs to the stall owner and no negotiation is allowed. "
Seeing the words "Refuse to Negotiate" in bold and black, the customer couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
"Little girl, your business scope is quite broad. You sell fortune telling and talismans as well as paintings. You shouldn't be a performer from an art school, right?"
Without even raising his eyelids, Gu Yikan took out another piece of paper from the stall and handed it to the customer. When the customer took a closer look, four big words came into view: "No small talk!"
The stall owner who was doing photography next to him couldn't help but laugh when he saw the customer's distorted expression, and couldn't help but explain: "A few days before the temple fair, there are many people who go to Acacia to watch people seeking marriage and test marriage. Those who can't stand in line go to the stall owners who wear Taoist robes.
Those who couldn't be queued up came to this little girl. From talking during the day to closing the stall in the afternoon, for three consecutive days, I thought this little girl's throat was about to split. As a result, she worked for a long time in vain and didn't even open an order. Today These detailed instructions have been added. "
"Hahaha, little girl, you haven't been able to place an order in the past three days. Why didn't you think of fortune telling for yourself when you were leaving?"
Gu Yian took a big sip of milk tea and looked at the old man in front of him who was obviously of mixed race. He laughed hard after hearing the explanation from the stall owner next to him.
He speaks standard Mandarin, wears an old man's shirt and big pants, and holds a cattail leaf fan in his hand. If it weren't for his blue eyes, deep facial features, and slightly curly hair, people who don't know would probably think that this is him. An authentic local old man.
Gu Yian didn't bother to explain at the moment. He knew that the old man in front of him had no ill intentions. As long as he didn't let himself open his mouth, he could say whatever he wanted. Otherwise, why not practice silent meditation all day?
Forget it, there is still a difference between actively shutting up and passively shutting up.
