Next to Yunshan Mountain in Wanyuli, some temporary stalls are set up in an orderly manner on both sides of the road from the foot of the mountain to halfway up the mountain, mostly selling souvenirs, handicrafts, and some products related to couples' marriage.
There were also a few old men wearing Taoist robes, with Bagua trays and other objects in front of them. Their hair and beards were all white. The wind blew their beards and robes, and they were holding a piece of Taoist bone with immortal wind. There was a flag beside it with the words "Calculation" written on it. Marriage, fortune-telling or naming, etc.
On the only way to the 'Lovesickness View', Gu Yi'an was sitting boredly behind his stall, drinking homemade bubble milk tea from an opaque straw cup close to 1L, while looking at the tourists coming and going in a daze. .
Gu Yian's booth was far away from other guests' booths, and she was not well-known. Even if she noticed the equipment being filmed around her, she would subconsciously ignore it. And because she is so young, even with the addition of the metaphysical culture of Yunshan and Xiangsiguan, there are still very few people stopping in front of her stall.
Gu Yi was free to listen to the white-bearded old man in Taoist robes diagonally opposite the booth, telling the couple in front of him about their past and present lives.
"You two have been married for three lives. In the first life, the little girl was the daughter of Lord Shangshu, and the young man was the son of the steward of the outer courtyard. You two were not from the same family. Even if you truly loved each other, you still couldn't resist the constraints of the world. Later, the young lady married The palace was a concubine, and the son in charge of the palace became a eunuch regardless of the obstruction. He stayed with the lady for the rest of his life. "
The old man stroked his beard and sighed: "You were supposed to be lovers and get married in the second life. Unfortunately, because of the palace struggle in your previous life, you jointly committed too many crimes, so you were both born as boys. That was a feudal society. During the dynasty, your habit of cutting sleeves was not tolerated in the world, and you were eventually sold to a black coal mine. You died of overwork and illness at a young age."
"What about our lives? We have neither status differences nor gender barriers. Can we live happily together for the rest of our lives?" the boy asked eagerly.
"I won't marry unless you." The girl's voice was filled with tears.
"It doesn't matter, you two should have been married for three generations, but it's a pity that the way of heaven is unkind and regards all things as stupid dogs. If you want to be together, I can only help you avoid the punishments imposed by the way of heaven in advance. As long as you put aside these extraneous things, As long as you truly love each other and tolerate each other, you will definitely be able to live a happy life."
"What do we need to do?"
"For me, blocking the way of heaven will damage my own cultivation. It would be a pity if I didn't look at you..."
"We understand, we understand." The boy said and was about to transfer money to the QR code in front of the long-bearded old man.
The old man stroked his beard. When he saw the boy losing the amount to four digits, he quickly stopped and said, "Three digits is enough. It's just a matter of good luck."
The couple took the marriage talisman given by the old man and thanked them profusely and prepared to leave.
"Just a moment."
The couple turned around and saw Gu Yian sitting behind a simple stall with his hands folded, his face full of confusion.
"The Marriage Talisman is not suitable for you. I have the Peach Blossom Talisman here. It can help you find the right person to start your next relationship as soon as possible and avoid detours. You can't buy it at a loss or be cheated. It only costs two thousand." Gu Yi An said without fear of death.
"Why are you like this? Do you make money from all kinds of things? Curse us to break up in front of us?" The little girl was so angry that her face turned red.
The boy shook his girlfriend's hand and said seriously to Gu Yian: "No need, I hope you can have the most basic bottom line."
The old man with a long beard also helped: "Little girl, there are rules in the industry. You have caused trouble to my guests. You said that the marriage charm is not suitable for them, so what is suitable for lovers?"
Gu Yian didn't give any explanation in the face of the accusations from everyone present. He just took another sip of milk tea and repeated: "Peach Blossom Talisman is 2000, and if you tell fortunes, it's 999 per hexagram. No bargaining."
Seeing her indifferent appearance, the young couple felt as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly, but they were still ready to turn around and leave.
Gu Yi'an sighed and was about to say something. Then I saw two police officers walking away from the crowd of onlookers and saying, "Who called the police? What's the police situation?"
"Uncle police, it's me." A girl wearing low-heeled shoes with rhinestones and a long skirt stood up. Behind them stood a man and a woman.
Gu Yian looked at the three people and raised his eyebrows. The three people were Xu Lian, Sun Yue and Xu Baozhu who were supposed to be recording on the other side.
Xu Baozhu smiled awkwardly at Gu Yi'an, walked to her and whispered, "I'm sorry, Xiao An, they both had a seizure for some reason, and I didn't stop them."
Gu Yian took out a lollipop and handed it to Xu Baozhu: "Come on, sweet mouth, otherwise it will be so painful that you will cry."
Xu Baozhu: "???"
"My name is Xu Lian. I am a singer. This is my partner Sun Yue. Our group is called 'Summer Soda'. I am currently participating in a variety show called "Come with Friends". The person I reported to is named Gu Yi An, I found out that she is engaging in feudal superstition." Xu Lian bit her lip lightly, as if she mustered up a lot of courage.
Then he turned his gaze to Gu Yi'an, his eyes evasive, but he said in a tone that he wanted to help the misguided girl find her way back:
"We are in the same program group. I am afraid that you will go the wrong way, and I am even more afraid that you will come here to deceive the ignorant people. Stop it before you make a big mistake. As long as you have the courage to admit your mistakes, I believe the police officer will I’ll give you a chance.”
Police officer Xiao Wang, who is in his twenties and has just graduated from the police academy: "..." The police can do it, but my uncle doesn't.
"Bai Lian, in order to thank you for your advice, I will also give you four words to do your shit."
Hearing Gu Yi'an's words, Xu Lian's face turned from white to blue, from green to red, as if she had never encountered such a vulgar person, and tears began to well up in her eyes.
"Xiao Lian also has good intentions. Don't be ungrateful. Comrade police, since this female liar won't listen to advice, take her away and educate her." Sun Yue, who had been following Xu Lian in a protective posture, said angrily. .
"Brother Yue..." Xu Lian looked at Sun Yue movedly, leaning half of her body on Sun Yue.
Sun Yue looked at Xu Lian who looked like a hurt cat and felt more and more pity. When he turned his eyes to Gu Yian, his expression turned evil again.
"Bai Lian's beloved brother, do you know why Xiao Ming's grandma can live to be 99? Because she doesn't like to meddle in other people's business."
Sun Yue seemed to have been slandered. He glanced at Xu Baozhu and explained: "Xiaolian is just my childhood sweetheart, sister next door and business partner who works side by side. She is not as dirty as you think." He seemed to be afraid of any complications. , Sun Yue began to urge the police to deal with Gu Yian again.
"Okay, do you have any evidence to report her for defrauding money? How much money was involved?" the policeman said matter-of-factly.
How did Sun Yue and Xu Lian know this? They hesitated and couldn't answer. They turned to the couple standing aside and didn't have time to leave. Their eyes lit up:
"Hello, I have already reported it to the police for you. Did she just want to trick you into buying her peach blossom charm and fortune telling? The amount of the fraud has reached 5,000."
The girl who was angry because of Gu Yian's words just now glanced at Gu Yian's pure face and said hesitantly:
"Actually, it was just a few quarrels. We were not defrauded of money, and it was not to the extent of calling the police. All she had to do was apologize to us."
"Did someone threaten you? That's why you said that. If you have anything to do, just tell the police uncle boldly. Brother Yue and I will be on your side." Xu Lian winked at Sun Yue, obviously not wanting to Let Gu Yian go so easily.
The couple shook their heads at the same time, this really didn't happen.
"What about her feudal superstition?" Xu Lian didn't want to give up and turned towards the police.
"You should know that what is being held here is a temple fair. The temple fair is a tradition in Yunshan. It is registered with the official before the temple fair is held every year. It is reasonable and legal.
And most people come here for the love-seeking view, or for the marriage talisman and other talismans.
It is a common phenomenon to set up stalls and tell fortunes at temple fairs, but they are just folk activities.
If you don’t believe me, take a look around. If we took them all back for education as you said, there would be no need to hold temple fairs and no need to open the Acacia Temple, then the entire police station would probably be full. "The policeman explained patiently.
Gu Yian seemed to be slowing down:
"Bai Lianhua, don't raise my price, it's only 4,999.
And what nonsense are you talking about? How can something about metaphysics be called fraud? Why do you think I can't predict the fortune if I haven't done it yet?
I also want to say that you have violated my reputation, questioned my level, and caused me mental harm. I ask you to compensate me for my mental damages. "
Xu Lian seemed a little speechless and looked at each other with Sun Yue. Director Mo's voice came from the earphones: "Sun Yue, Sun Yue, let Gu Yian tell your fortune."
Sun Yue hesitated for a moment, then continued to make things difficult: "Since you are so confident in yourself, can you figure out what will happen to me in the next ten minutes?"
"You want me to tell fortunes for free? You're not qualified yet. Look here, my fortune is 999. If you want to tell fortunes, just pay. If you don't want to tell fortunes, don't disturb my business." Gu Yian pointed to the price list he had written proudly.
Sun Yue had an expression on his face that said, "You're provoking me, I won't be fooled." But he still couldn't hold it back:
"Okay, I want to see if your calculation is accurate. If you are not accurate, I won't blame you. After all, we are all participating in the same show.
As long as you apologize to the young couple and Xiaolian in front of everyone, after all, what you just said was so unreasonable. "
The old god Gu Yi'an was there, watching Sun Yue and Xu Lian chanting and beating, looking directly at the live broadcast, Black Coal Ball said:
"What? Director Mo, have we changed this to a prank show? The actors you hired are not very good at acting. Is your brain starting to bubble after drinking too much soda this summer?
Xu Lian is stupid without knowing it, and her acting skills are eye-catching. Sun Yue's acting was too exaggerated. He really thought he was making a movie. Director Mo, have you exhausted your talents? It's my fault. "
Director Mo touched his bald forehead and felt the sweat on his hands. For some reason, he did not dare to confront Gu Yi'an's momentum. Even if he was told that he was useless in front of everyone, he did not dare to feel dissatisfied.
This feeling is even worse than every time I see my father-in-law who is in a high position. For a moment, he didn't know how to deal with it. This was definitely the first time in all his years of working that he was so at a loss.
"Director Mo, do you want to turn off the live broadcast?" the assistant asked tentatively.
"Look again."
