Gu Yian's excitement turned into shock when he heard the sound of the system switching from a soft and cute baby to a bald man in one second.
The system's electronic sound and ideology can be programmed by itself, and can record the sounds and forms of all species it has ever seen, and can perfectly reproduce them, whether they are male or female, old or young. This ability of unlimited conversion puts 2333, who is interested in everything, is undoubtedly both a help and a torture to Gu Yian.
Anyone who has voices like a childish voice one second, a gruff man the next, an old lady, a shrew, a clear man, etc. all talking to him in turn in his mind every day will probably go crazy and wonder if he is schizophrenic.
Therefore, since Gu Yian's "convincing people with reason" forced 2333 to make a three-chapter agreement, 2333 rarely changes its voice frequently when it is not necessary. What's more, since it discovered that Gu Yian has a low resistance to cute things, almost every time it appears The whole body is transformed into a cute baby, speaking in a soft and childlike voice.
Gu Yi'an was a little uncomfortable when he suddenly heard someone speaking like a big brother in the system society. Feeling that the system must be itching, I moved my wrists and ankles and started chasing after its simulated form.
"Who are you talking to? I haven't seen you for so many days. You are so brave."
"Hehehehe, you are joking with the host."
One person was lying on the roof of the wooden house without formality, basking in the moon and looking at the stars in the sky, and the years were peaceful for a while.
When Gu Yian's soul in his previous life was about to dissipate, a ray of soul was captured by the system and bound. Then the two fought side by side and accompanied each other in countless small worlds. Even though Gu Yian's heart has become cold and hard over the years, there is only one soft spot left for 2333.
Thinking of this, Gu Yi'an became a little more patient and asked: "In the small world before, you relied on the merits obtained from the tasks to increase your energy. But now, what should you do?"
Only Gu Yian could see the scene in front of him. A girl with two pigtails, a red bellyband, and green lotus leaf shorts crossed her fingers in grievance. With his cute big eyes open, he looked at Gu Yian with watery eyes: "I seem to be really boogie, this is my first time encountering this kind of situation."
Gu Yian's face instantly turned black. Anyone who saw the cute baby speaking a rough man's voice with an unknown local dialect would feel particularly disillusioned by the scene in front of them.
Gu Yian: "..."
Gu Yian: "Are you okay..."
System's eyes widened as he realized something, and he covered his mouth tightly with both hands, while continuing to speak vaguely in a rough man's dialect:
"Hey, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean it this time. I guess the energy can barely support the ideology, but the choice of voice has become out of control."
Gu Yian still couldn't bear to look straight and interjected: "Tongzi, no matter what happens, just eat a plum."
"Host, I can't accompany you for the time being. I may fall into a long dormancy. Don't forget your lovely little sister." After saying that, he turned into a stream of light and sank into Gu Yi'an's consciousness.
"2333? Tongzi? Xiao Tongtong?" Gu Yian called several times, but there was no response. It seems that the system has completely fallen asleep.
Gu Yian's heart was lost for a moment. Then he comforted himself, thinking that he would never see the system again in this life. After turning in all the mission points and system rewards, he would part ways with his old friend who had always been with him. He didn't expect to see the system again, and even more Opportunity to restart the system. I am already very satisfied.
After checking the system panel, all the buttons were gray, and only a basic storage compartment of five cubic meters that the system originally came with could be used, which was a surprise. Gu Yian quickly put the newly refined spiritual weapon and some of the painted talismans into the storage compartment.
After Gu Yian crossed out the 'sacrificial jade gourd' item from today's agenda, he looked at the dawn light and his stomach rumbled, and he was shocked to realize that he hadn't eaten anything last night.
He quickly ran into the woods and soon brought pheasants and a large handful of hazelnut mushrooms.
In a leisurely manner, I built a simple farm stove, made fire protection, and cooked hazel mushroom stewed pheasant. There was a ready-made casserole in the cabin that came in handy.
Gu Yian also searched out half a bag of flour and rice from the cupboard, and took the trouble to make the flour rolls to be eaten with the stewed chicken.
When the aroma was overflowing and the soup in the pot was almost gone, Gu Yian put the vermicelli from the cabin in and stuck the flower rolls to the side of the pot.
So when other members of the program team came to the cabin to gather, what they saw was Gu Yian sitting comfortably on a chair after eating and drinking.
There is a half-pot of leftover chicken soup next to it. There are scattered chicken heads and chicken feet left in it. The flower rolls stuck to the side of the pot are also soaked in flavor, making them look plump and delicious.
"Wow, Sister Gu, you had such a rich meal early in the morning." Zhang Lele was the first to follow the scent and find Gu Yian.
"I didn't eat last night. I'll make up for it this morning. It's a pity that you didn't come earlier, otherwise you could have mixed in some good meat. There is really too little good meat on this pheasant." Gu Yian said nonchalantly .
Zhang Lele was already tired and hungry after walking continuously for more than forty minutes. The program team didn't call until five o'clock in the morning and asked the guests to go to the meeting point on their own, so everyone except Gu Yian had to find their own transportation.
Zhang Man and Zhang Lele neither found a taxi nor found a shared bicycle in Daliu Town at 5 o'clock in the morning. There was not even a person on the road. Fortunately, the things they planned to sell were not heavy, so they started running away.
Even after eating bread and milk. Zhang Lele was still hungry and dizzy.
Zhang Man, who walked in behind him, wasn't much better, with "I'm so tired" written all over his face.
Gu Yian looked up at the dark circles under their eyes and said in surprise: "Are you being sucked in by the goblin?"
Zhang Man waved his hand and sat down on the stool regardless of appearance: "Forget it, I suspect that I am not participating in a parent-child life variety show. What I am participating in is obviously Wilderness Escape."
Zhang Man called the live broadcast black coal briquettes over and raised his middle finger in a very shameless manner: "The program crew is really inhumane. My brother and I walked for 40 minutes. This almost caught up with the amount of exercise I did in a week."
Zhang Lele also protested against the program crew for destroying the future flowers of the motherland.
Gu Yian ticked his teeth without any image: "Then you are usually carried on a sedan chair. You only walk for 40 minutes a week."
Zhang Man choked and didn't get angry: "When I'm not working, I can lie down and not sit, and I can sit without standing."
Zhang Lele also began to find a sense of existence: "Me too, me too." I don't know what to be proud of.
Gu Yi'an said these ruthless words in the sweetest voice: "Oh, it turns out it's a family inheritance, I'm disrespectful. Congratulations, you will be able to complete a week's exercise ahead of schedule."
Facing the two confused siblings, Gu Yian explained kindly:
"You don't think that the temple fair in Yunshan is here. I've asked about it. The temple fair in Yunshan is halfway up the mountain in Yunshan. It's at least forty or fifty minutes' walk from here. It's all here, the program team Will you be kind enough to provide transportation?”
The expressions of the siblings ranged from pale and tired to confused, to hopeless.
Together with the gurgling sounds from their stomachs, it seemed to be portraying a tragic mime.
Gu Yi'an wanted to take a picture of this scene so that it could be used as material for a movie if he ever wanted to change his career and become a director.
Obviously, human beings' joys and sorrows are not the same, facing the two brothers and sisters, there is no end to the mime.
It is rare for Gu Yi'an to want to be a good person for once. So he tentatively asked:
"If you don't mind, do you want to eat chicken soup with rice? I don't eat it in the pot, I just scoop it out with a spoon."
Yes, Gu Yi'an made a pot of rice in addition to the hanaki as his staple food. Now there is more than half of the pot left. He originally wanted to make fried rice and take the rest up the mountain, but now he should take care of the 'disaster victims' first.
Zhang Man's and Zhang Lele's similar almond-shaped eyes simultaneously went from lifeless to like the light of an incandescent lamp, lighting up in an instant. Then she nodded hurriedly, fearing that it would be too late for Gu Yian to take back her words.
Poor us movie stars, in order to stay in shape, they don’t dare to eat carbohydrates at all. High-purine foods like chicken soup have been added to the blacklist.
Today we are going to eat chicken soup with rice. It’s just like a holiday. Zhang Man is excited in his heart but doesn’t show it on his face. He just quickly went to the kitchen to get bowls and chopsticks, added two bowls of rice, and without Gu Yian's greeting, he and Zhang Lele poured chicken soup on the rice, and ate the Hanamaki soaked in soup spoon by spoon.
Gu Yi'an really couldn't understand how to eat this staple food, so he simply sent it to the West. Blanch all the remaining vermicelli and cook, half of it is mixed with the Laoganma that comes with you and made into a cold dish, and the other half is added to the remaining chicken soup. Just give the poor children something to eat.
Gu Yi'an watched the two of them eating deliciously with loving eyes, feeling a sense of nurturing satisfaction.
The voices of the director and other guests could be heard from afar.
Gu Yian saw that the Zhang siblings had obviously accelerated their cooking speed. I can't help but sigh, as expected of a family of actors. In order not to delay the recording progress, not only was I the first to come, but now I am working hard to do it. It is really dedicated.
If the two siblings knew what Gu Yian was thinking, they would probably say that this was a beautiful misunderstanding. They were obviously afraid that someone would covet their chicken soup rice. Maybe it was because they were hungry, but they felt like they had never had such delicious chicken soup rice.
The flavors of hazelnut mushrooms and chicken completely penetrate into the chicken soup, making the chicken soup taste sweet and rich. Pour it on the rice with distinct grains. Take a sip and the fragrant rice fragrance blends perfectly in your mouth.
Even the flower rolls are moistened with chicken soup and become soft and delicious. The powder skin added later is very good for rice.
The two siblings ate and drank enough, burped with satisfaction, and hurried to clean up the battlefield before the program team came in.
The two looked at each other and high-fived happily.
Gu Yian shook his head and chuckled.
Zhang Man looked at the girl bathing in the sunshine by the window and felt that his whole body and mind were warm. Thinking of what Zhang Lele once said, it seems like a good idea.
"Well, An'an, actually I went back and asked yesterday. What Lele said yesterday that he had two sisters turned out to be true. It's really possible that you are my long-lost second sister."
Zhang Man pretended to cry with joy and wiped his tears, and continued, "Otherwise, you can come home with me after the recording of this program is completed. My grandma's cooking is really delicious, you will definitely like it."
Gu Yi'an's head was filled with black threads. Is this a new type of kidnapping scheme? Are all human traffickers so involved now? They have to become a movie star first before they start working.
