"My family and I have been abroad for the past few years. Our relatives and cousins are really invincible. They are like sows. They are so fertile! Now, let me tell you , in total, there are 11 nephews!
This time, during the Chinese New Year, all these nephews came to me to pay New Year greetings. I was basically able to survive, but my girlfriend almost became a deserter.
I don’t blame her, even I am surprised that I have so many nephews.
I don’t even have enough cash with me! "
Luo Feng heard this and said speechlessly: "11? This."
"Yeah, you must be surprised, right?"
"Hahaha, it's okay. I'll have a moment of silence for you anyway, but you should be very happy, right?" Luo Feng joked.
"Oh, what happiness is there? Let me tell you, I didn't give all the red envelopes. When I was sleeping, these nephews were still discussing how to pick my hair. Fortunately, my girlfriend became a spy and notified me in advance. I, otherwise, with the shape of my hair, I would be embarrassed to go out and meet people!"
When Luo Feng heard this, he covered his mouth and smiled, "That's really tragic!"
At least according to Luo Feng.
The little cutie at home is unhappy.
I don't dare to pick up my uncle's hair.
"Well, let's not talk about this. I am also in the xx area of Jiangnan. It seems to be quite far away from your home. Come over to my place quickly. We will also have dinner and get together. Now I have made appointments with a few high school students. Classmate, please stop talking nonsense!"
"Now?" Luo Feng was speechless for a moment and looked at the many little ones in the back row. "But now, I have a bunch of nieces with me. If they know that I won't take them out to play, they will definitely cry. Damn it! Why don't you just play first, I'll be late and I'll come over later!"
"Little ones? There are many?" Xu Shaoyuan was puzzled when he heard the words, "What do you mean?"
"Literally, there are too many nieces. Roughly speaking, there are 16. Three left a few days ago, and now there are still 13!" Luo Feng said with a smile.
When the other party heard this, he burst out laughing, "Hahaha! Your uncle looks even worse than me. I only have 11 people here, and I already have a terrible headache. You actually have more people there." So much? But your wallet can’t bear it, right? Last time, my and my girlfriend’s wallets were completely emptied!”
After finishing speaking.
Xu Shaoyuan stopped forcing himself and said, "Then you can play with your nieces first. It's okay to come back later."
Such a friend.
They are truly good friends.
It's like that, if you don't look down on me, I am more important than your niece.
What a lot of people are asking you to come here quickly.
They are not good friends.
Seeing that the other party did not force him to pass, Luo Feng also breathed a sigh of relief.
If the other party insists on going there by himself, Luo Feng won't refuse because they haven't contacted him for a long time.
At the airport in Jiangnan, Xu Shaoyuan was wearing a black leather coat. He looked at the girl next to him and said, "My classmate from Luofeng High School is really worse off than me!"
"What do you mean? Worse than you?" The hot girl didn't understand for a moment.
"That's right, there are only eleven nephews in our family, but there are sixteen in Luo Feng's family, and they are all girls who spend the most!" Xu Shaoyuan said with a smile, "I can imagine now, during the Chinese New Year Now, how many red envelopes do you need to give out? Haha!"
The girl with a hot figure rolled her eyes at Xu Shaoyuan and said: "Hey, we are not much better, eleven, we also have a headache. Now that we have finally left your hometown, let's find a hotel first!"
"kindness!"
Xu Shaoyuan nodded.
Two people called a taxi.
I found a nice hotel where I could place my gifts and clothes.
After checking in, the two people arrived at the hotel suite.
"Why don't you take a shower first!" Xu Shaoyuan showed a wicked smile, "As for me, I will first contact a few of my high school classmates to see where they are."
The sexy woman smiled and said, "My wallet was empty before and after the Chinese New Year. Now, do you still want to empty out other things?"
Seeing this, Xu Shaoyuan hugged the woman's slim waist and said, "Who are you looking down on? I'll let you know later, I'm so strong."
"Okay, then I'll wait for your strength!"
The sexy woman cast a disdainful look, and then said nothing to Xu Shaoyuan.
Went to the bathroom quickly.
After the woman went to the bathroom, Xu Shaoyuan picked up the phone and said at the top of his voice: "Xiaolong, where have you been? Don't tell me, you haven't gone out yet, have you?"
"No, you guessed it right. I haven't gone out yet!" The voice on the other end of the phone said helplessly, "As you know, these days are Chinese New Year days. It's hard to get away from home, relatives. , Grandpa and grandma, you insist on dragging me to play cards! Anyway, you have to find a way for me to get out, otherwise, I won’t be able to come!”
The person on the other side said.
There are also many sounds of children playing on the phone.
"Uh, okay!"
Seeing the other party's situation, Xu Shaoyuan didn't say anything. He said hello and hung up the phone. Then, there was a second call.
"Excuse me, Xiao Li, are you also being pestered by relatives at home and unable to get away?"
"Ah? No!" the person on the other side of the phone said simply, "I'm out of my second uncle's house now!"
Seeing this, Xu Shaoyuan smiled and said: "Okay, come here immediately, I'm at a hotel near the airport!"
"Oh, second uncle, don't do this, don't do this!"
Xu Shaoyuan heard it immediately.
On the phone.
Suddenly someone called Xiao Li.
"Xiao Li, why did you just leave? Isn't it fun at my second uncle's house?"
"I can stay a few more days!"
It seems.
It's because Xiao Li left secretly.
My uncle chased me out.
He had to force Xiao Li back.
It is obvious that this Xiao Li is not as miserable as the previous Xiao Long, but it is still very painful.
There is such a warm uncle
And the other side.
At this moment, Luo Feng took everyone to the city. The Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicle arrived in the city and passed by the pedestrian street. The little cuties did not go to any amusement park. They changed their minds and wanted to go to the pedestrian street.
Luo Feng had no choice but to get out of the car with the driver, taking care of these little cuties.
Of course, the pedestrian street was very lively on the second day of the Lunar New Year because it was the Chinese New Year. When they saw so many people, they naturally wanted to come here to have fun.
As children, they like to go wherever there is excitement. This is normal.
The pedestrian street was indeed overcrowded. You could see people selling toys on the street everywhere, setting up hoops, and shooting toy guns and balloons.
It really felt like going to the square at night.
Everything.
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